>ANON, PUT THAT FAT DICK IN UNCLE SCOOBS MOUTH! THATS AN ORDER,

I dont have a fat dick, so impossible to comply

>>35181164
Grow one

>>35180711
I'm going to kick your ass faggot. You think you're tough? lets see how tough you are with a couple rounds from my .45 lodged in your skull. Kinda hard to talk shit when I've blown half your face off. You better watch yourself faggots, I work for the fucking CIA, if I want you dead, you are dead. Its that fucking simple. Watch your god damned fucking mouth. I have over 30 years military training, I would rip your spine out while raping your fucking mother up her dried up old skanky cunt. I would then proceed to bundle up what remains of your body and shove my 12 inch cock down your throat and skull fuck you till my cum oozes from every hole in your body. Watch your fucking back. I'm coming for you.

>>35180711

y-yes sir

>>35181185
>I have over 30 years military training.
>I'm that old.

>>35181232
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? No one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>35180711
scooby is a bottom

>>35181232
Its pasta niggha

>>35181354
I angered the pasta

>>35181185
B-Blaha?

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>>35180711

>u will never be this natty

>>35181301
pussy