The best part about getting /fit/ is having fat chicks worship you.
Why bother with anything else when they'll literally beg for you to fuck them?
I hate this. WTF is their problem? I obviously put a lot of effort into my body why do they think I'd settle for a fat fuck like them? And it's so shitty.
>Men shouldn't judge women on superficial things like fat, they should just care about our inner beauty!
>Oh but I only want ripped athletic guys
and they think they can just put their hands on me and be sexy. FUCK OFF YOU FAT BITCH nobody told you you could grab my crotch or feel my abs. Christ, could you imagine if an ugly dude went around acting like drunk fat chicks do? He'd either get his ass kicked or go to jail
>tfw never feel good enough for normal sized, attractive, healthy girls
>only feel comfortable with girls who are either overweight, have problems with their skin, social anxiety, or some other problem
>never really want to spend any time with them
>i am a horrible person
>tfw scared of leaving comfort zone
All girls have problems. Don't put them on a pedestal.
I'm dating the most normal girl I've ever dated right now, and she's pretty hot. I do occasionally get hit with importer syndrome though, like she'll suddenly realise that I'm a weird guy and we're incompatible because of that.
Cute face breh
But personally I think the high test meme has failed on me since every thick girl I hook up with has giant nipples and cellulite or a sad ass why can't they look like in pictures
That's kinda what happened with one of my exes. Hid my power level a bit (video games and programming), but she picked up on it eventually. Once she said "I didn't realize you had a nerdy side," I knew it was over. I tried sharing that nerdy side with her (misguided attempt at opening up), but she had zero interest in it and didn't care.
>Have fat GF
>Though sex was pretty good
>Break up with her because fat
>Meet skinny girl about 2 weeks later, start fucking her
>Sex is so much better, feels better, tons of position vag is tighter (she was 18, so IDK if that was because she was skinny)
>Ex-GF wants to fuck on night
>Sure why not
>So bad I can barely stay hard, sweaty, fat and gross
Fat chicks are disgusting.
NA large portion of males do act like this, as in ugly guys touching pretty girls when they don't want and feeling disgusted. And no, they don't all go to jail, a majority of time its blown off as nothing and you're the bitch for saying anything and "being mean". And yes, I've personally had multiple guys do this to me, and many people don't/wont take you seriously and laugh it off.they assume they're entitled to grab you ass out of nowhere etc. The fact that males in general are more likely to over power females doesn't help the situation. At least as a Guy having it done to you you don't have to worry about a girl overpowering you and raping you out of frustration.
Had to double take that was my ex...
God I miss that ass
>tfw u actually prefer a cellulite ass because of how bouncy and floppy it is
Maybe you could teach her how to dress. Idk what she was thinking with that top. When your on the heavier side you want to conceal, not reveal. Also those skinny jeans just push her fat into awkward places making her look nearly deformed.
I don't know about you family but my goal at the gym is to increase the weight that I move. Deadlifting a small car is something that I strive for and then, once I lift a small car I will look ahead and see a medium size car. There are people there that pull fucking commercial airplanes with a rope. So I say to you why should I settle with a fat chick
>fit turned me into a htam
>friends now call me a chubby chaser
B R E H S
I have no idea. Found a picture of her on /b/ a while back and saved it. The one with her in the black bikini is the only other pic I've seen of her.
Also I have the version without the boxes :)
god damn i didn't ask for these feels...
why i can't be confident? why can't i get with a qt who isn't chubby or a total weirdo?
>tfw think you're not good enough for a qt
>tfw you see her insta and the guy she is with is wayyyy uglier than you
fuck i had a chance...if i only could stop being a pussy
>hooked up with a fat chick ages ago that I worked with
>serious daddy issues loved getting roughed up and shit
>move away don't see anyone for over a year
>come back home and she's lost 70lbs and looks smoking hot (decent make-up always had good makeup skills)
>she still begs for my dick despite me now being out of her league
I thought fatties go for skinny guys.
But so do models, look at all their dyel bfs.
Hmm, it seems like everyone likes the skinny guy except for gymrat girls..
Unless he is ugly of course. Ugly skinny guys should lift.
God dammit, this.
Just hit up a tinder girl this week who was apparently using old pics from when she was skinny, but the ass was fat in person. I was kinda put off at first but, seeing those big titties and that ass did shit to me, brehs. Does that mean I'm making it?
We banged and now she isn't responding to texts tho. Oh well.
You people disgust me.
you guys are fucking shameful
are you me?
I've been getting a lot of shit from my friends because i only bang fat or ugly grills
I just like the feeling when the grill knows i'm out of her league and tries everything to please me
I guess i'm fucked up that way
Well, I do not really care about what body type the person is, but:
> you will never have a qt who has a personal cum dumpster fetish and offers her holes to you and just wants the most genuine appreciation in return.
> you will never hug her and pat her head while your boner pokes her butt and tell her how good she is to you.
> she will never break the arm of another guy who hollas at her and make you watch.
Recently broke up with gf of 2.5 years
>Was slowly putting on weight
>"I'm so fat, I hate it" - would proceed to eat ungodly amounts of bread
>Taught her how to calorie count, she easily loses 5 kg in a few weeks
>"Calorie counting doesn't work, I'm just going to do Weight Watchers"
>Puts weight back on, and then some
>Yet somehow had literally no ass and was proud of it
>Had the most glorious H-cup tits which was wasted on her because she hated her nipples being touched
It was a shame, because with her tits and hips she would have easily been an 11/10 high test goddess if she stopped eating like a pig and did some squats.
Her pussy was unnaturally tight too, it was fantastic.
i have been a twig for my whole life and every even lightly chubby girl would fucking weep over me
as soon i started to lift and gained 10 kgs it fucking changed
i guess they were just jelly of my low weight and fuck me anyway
yeah but only since i started to get fit
i know all of those feels man.
we're all gonna make it.
I have many theories
1. It is not just you, but the entire United States that is slowly fetishizing chubby girls because subconsciously you realize that soon 70% or more of the population will be overweight
2. It is because the stark contrast in fitness makes you feel superior to them which is a turn-on. I personally think this is actually kind of cute and nowhere near as creepy as it sounds.
3. Subconsciously you now associate your masculinity with your muscles - therefore the thing most feminine is the thing most opposite to your body type.
4. It is because fat is squishy and soft and you want to squeeze a belly while you bust a nut.
5. Your animal brain instincts are finally kicking in now that you have become an alpha male and it's telling you that the bitch with child bearing hips and big tits is prime breeding material.
And this is why I have decided that I look best with five extra pounds on me.
I want to have primal,animalistic sex with her until my balls are empty and her pussy is sore red
You're god damn right! I hate to say it, it might seem offencive to some, but for fucks sake!?! A girl i was talking to a while back did not give a flying fuck about how she looked, not that im to judge. She looked pretty good when we started talking. Before she reached the level she was at before we stopped talking she was still kinda cute. I asked her out, she answered with a no and that i would have to put more effort into getting fit before i would even have the right to think about her in that way... I hate to say it, but she now looks like what could have sunk fucking titanic and from what i hear she still have the same standards. Back then i would guess that i weiged less that half of her, ive never been ripped or anything, and i do have the confidence to say that im about average... Im kinda skinny really. I do not hate on people i dont know... but it really seems like there are more thinking like her. I do not judge solely by apperance, but i seriously think that if you care about how your partner, or potentional partner for that matter, looks, you should put in the same effort yourself. Its all about giving and taking. These words might seem harsh... but life is harsh. I get that noone gets out alive, but if you really wanna go somewhere, you know damn well that you gotta put your will into getting there yourself! Im gonna end this now... it seems long enough :P
would do anything to dive in her. she doesnt need to worship me im not a pussy, i want the pussy
>not getting fit and fucking tiny girls with pixie cuts and struggle to take your cock
I'm all for a high test girl when it comes to looking but in practical application I'm coming to appreciate a rail thin girl. Especially if you plan to wife her. She has a better chance of staying thin for life.
>be black and using dating apps
>usually most positive experiences are with white and Asian girls despite what the OK cupid survey would have your believes
>never been with a black girl. Not even on a date
>try talking to black girls but 90% of them are fat
>skinny ones use swag unironically and think they're above me
>mfw I make enough money to put their bastard children in private school
I think my destiny is with a chubby Asian girl since black girls hate nerds no matter how shredded and well off they are.
Give her a motorless dildo and tell her you want to watch her masturbate because it's sexy or whatever. Watch how quickly she gets off.
If you're on top of your shit it shouldn't take more than a minute or two to get her off. Only 3 in an hour and you're wasting time. All is not lost though. Eat pussy like a pro and she won't really care.
Negro, look up the gspot. Get the clit sure but the best reactions I've had were from two fingers in doing a 'come here' motion. Do this on the upper wall and watch her lose her fucking mind. Apply speed and pressure and try to keep contact if her hips move around too much.
I've gotten a few BJs from black chicks, but never banged one. 9/10, would do again.
Once in college a qt3.14 chocolate bunny asked me out to red lobster. At the time I was just weird and made some excuse. I didn't realize it was like black fine dining.
I'm ethnically Caribbean so we were busy picking a crop that could literally kill you unlike pussies up here.
>tfw you're the survivor of unruly slaves that were sent to sugar cane plantations with the expectation that they'd die.
My ancestors earned me these gains.