Hey boy, been noticing you around, getting big. Meet me in the

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I-i-I'm good, fat Dave attell

>>35176309
Why is that pic labeled dream?

Okay Frank but first will you fuck my butt?

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hey big boi, i see you around, get big. meet me out back after your next set and ill give you a post workout massage...

>>35176309
why can't anybody that's young or anyone that doesn't have a bodyhair fetish have this body type

it's the only thing I'm attracted to

>>35177351
Are you dating pre puberty boys?
bear mode is easy.

>>35177374
bearmode != fatassmode

>>35177374
I'm not saying fat I'm saying musclefat
And it's not like the majority of guys (let alone gay guys) are /fit/ but those that are are all just skinny toned fucks. The only ones that try to be bearmode do it in the most painfully stereotypical way possible buy having the obviously rugged-yet-meticulously-made-to-look-rugged beard and usually focus way too much on body hair and shit that basically ends up being like artificial masculinity.

>>35176309
Thanks sir. I'm on my way

>>35178101
all gender performances are artificial

>>35176309
Y-you too

>>35177324
Unga angry!

>>35176309
>o-ok daddy ;_;

>>35177324
imagine the hand job brehs..........

>>35178449
Thanks for the nightmare.

>>35177351
>why can't anybody that's young or anyone that doesn't have a bodyhair fetish have this body type
>it's the only thing I'm attracted to
So are you young twink yourself or are you also a bear?

>>35176309
You'd think that a guy like this would be great in the sack, but speaking from experience, the musclegut gets in the way. Powerlifters are also generally huge so fucking them presents issues too.

Just get a bro to suck you off in the locker room or whatever.

>>35179573

fucking queer

>>35179599
naa man, it's cool. Try fucking some lad, it's fun.

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Beach is this way bro follow me

>>35179693

i have the same stretch marks on my butt but on me they look pretty disgusting :'-(

>>35179705
D-do you have the rest of his butt too?

>>35178449
RIP dick

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Post snapchat bb

>>35180444
You look cuddleable.

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>>35176309
No thanks, I don't need no protein from a manlet.
What is that faggot, 5'11?

>you can tell somebody is short just by looking at their proportions

>>35181318
I'll give you free brotein.

>>35180797
I am.

>>35181448
Can I be big spoon to your little spoon?

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>>35176309

BREHS...