kek this is what happens when women think they're tough

Score one for men.

top kek

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>>35174307
kek! stupid bitch.

>>35174307
True story:
>buy everything for homegym
>bumper plates, rack, cage, dumbells, etc.
>gf is mirin gainz
>asks me to teach her lifts
>she lifts three times (not joking) and already thinks she's a badass
>i'm in the kitchen making panko breaded chicken
>she runs in and punches me in the arm pretty hard
>she says, "i'm pretty strong for a girl, arent i?"
>i say, "yeah, sure"
>she punches me again, but harder
>i don't react
>she gets ready to throw another
>side step her, grab her hips
>put her upside down in the tombstone piledriver
>pretend like im going to drop her
>shes shreaks
>gently set her down and kept cooking

That fucked her up big time. Now if i pretend like i'm going to tackle her, she just falls. She learnt.

Fucking women.

>>35174812
so basically you're both fedora as fuck

>>35174812
>Fucking women

I too engage in that activity

kek at tackling with head first

>>35174307
>>>/r9k/

>>35174812
Bruh you're so badass

>>35174830
sounds like a match made in heaven desu senpai

>unintelligible estrogen screams
>BUMP
kek. wish they wouldve recorded the shit shed been talking beforehand

>>35174812
she got a whiff of your netheregions breh. well played either way

>>35174307
Just want you guys to know that I crush my boyfriend's head between my thighs on the regular, and when we fuck I look him deeply and lovingly in the eyes and tell him he is worthless while we both come together.

>>35174307
Rugbyfag here, all rugby girls are like that, srs pham.

what about that video of those 2 fat chicks jumping the white guy and then the 1 fat chick gets his head between her thighs and suffocates him, he ended up going brain dead because of it

>>35174812
>not tombstone pile driving your girlfriend and pinning her on the floor while you hear "BAH GAWD" come from the living room

it's like you don't even want to be alpha

>girl in one of my classes constantly talks about how she 'can pick up 200 pounds'
>talks about the gym, fitness memes, 'lol gains haha' every single day
>literally looks like any other not-fat girl
>finally can't take it anymore
>decide to call her out
>the next day I shoot up the school
>she dies

>>35178226
Wanna know how I know that story is fake?
> you talked to a girl

>>35174878
>>>/tumblr/

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>when will they learn

>>35178411

holy fuk

>>35178411
I just read this on /soc/ and it wasn't funny there either

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>>35178000
>BAH GAWD
Fucking top kek brah

>>35176972
Pics

>>35177129
Link?

Vagfags BTFO

Women should never act cocky when it's a matter of strenght no matter how tough they think they are
I remember that stupid bitch of Ronda Rousey. "hurr I can kick Mayweather's ass" then she gets BTFO by another woman.
I had so many keks.

>>35174307
>that hearty laughter at the end

Did me soul good, m8

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>be in 3rd grade
>waiting around in the morning
>see girl walk by and look at me
>tell her good morning
>she turns around and without saying anything, kicks me in the balls
>fall over crying in pain and miss my first class, teachers find my laying on the ground
>fast forward to college days
>see same girl at a bar
>start talking to her
>we are flirting and she definitely wants the D
>says she'll get a ride from me home and all her friends can leave
>wait an hour until its like 3
>tell her to wait on the corner, I'll get my car and then pick her up
>mfw I just drive away and she probably stood there for like an hour before she realized I wasnt coming
>mfw stranded her in a dangerous part of town all by herself early in the morning