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The anons that have banged plenty in their lives, help me understand,

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The anons that have banged plenty in their lives, help me understand, how the fuck can even completely unfit people bang without getting tired. Like missionary is so exhausting to me to the point of losing a boner (literally happened), maybe im way too tensed up? Dont want to crush her doe?.
How do people deal with this shit?
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Switch positions you fat fuck
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>>35163346
What if theres no room? Like say a small bunk?
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>>35163340
I don't know, I never fuck in missionary, as I don't like that position. I just assume that you are perfectly allowed to rest some of your weight on her. She won't die from that.
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>>35163359
It feels like she would doe.
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>>35163340
remember to breathe

same as when you're doing any other cardio mate

but to be fair missionary is pretty shit tier, doggy is way better
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>>35163340

how are you getting tired from only moving a couple of inches?
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you learn to take it slow, let it grow into it, then get intense, then slow again then intense again... much like HIIT
also, this is way there's the whole changing positions, missionary, riding on top etc
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>>35163376
How fat exactly are you?

Anyway, just switch to a different position. Most others are more fun anyway.
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>>35163358
Ah, college.

>tfw never brought a girl back to my dorm
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>>35163408
If i go slow i lose my hardon though.
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>>35163402
virgin detected

holding yourself up in missionary position during a hard bang fucking reks
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>>35163416
Its not all I imagined it to be, youre not missing out much. Its really cramped, one of you will keep hitting their head on the top bunk, you cant do it anywhere else wildly because all the walls are hear-through, and its just 50 shades of boner loss.
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>>35163402
>>35163438
Yeah try thrusting while planking for 5 minutes. Gaurantee if you dont rest on her or change your position, it will kill your muscles.
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>>35163422
Quit fapping so fuckin much
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Go down on her which requires no effort at all, once shes ready to pop you just swoop in bang for 5 minutes until you nut and she's happy. Unless shes a landbeast let her be ontop.
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>>35163422
wtf
I only get harder when going slow

do this >>35163474
btw, the good thing about no fap is the intensity your orgasms reach again
I feel like a 15 year old cumming in for the 1st time
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>>35163474
>>35163656
Alright thanks brehs im already on day 5 and i feel like i might turn into a terrorist soon from this sexual frustration, but ill keep going.
Also, speaking of boner losing experience, dont overtrain folks, at least that kills my libido for 3 days. Also study abit of athletics at uni, it didnt take long for me to piece it together. Not bro science, im no expert, but university level confirmed that overtraining is really really bad for you, I know theres shits on here that dont believe its true. Still have all my materials from studying that.
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>>35163376
I weigh 170, gf weighs 78lbs. If I can put all my weight on her you're prob fine. How fat are you and how small is she
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Prone
Bone
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>>35163340
>not exclusively using your abs to thrust in missionary

Your missing out bros. Great ab workout
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>>35163340
Read the sticky
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>>35164632
>gf weighs 78lbs
Anon, I'm going to need you to stay calm and not alarm your "gf" as she is a skeleton and you are in grave danger.
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>>35164787
She is v short.
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>>35164842
Do not trust logic and mathematics. Skeletons are magical beings, they adhere not to the common principles we know as physics.
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>>35164685
> not having your gf lay down perpendicular underneath you while you do full ab wheel rollouts over her as you plunge in.

Do you even have abs? Or do you just have lard where muscle should be
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