>go on anon show us! we dont care about the shrinkage

"1, 3, 2"

Lucky for you I get an erection just by someone even acknowledging my dick. Here you go, ladies.

>Health and fitness

Health and fitness :^)

>>35161839
>shrinkage
What

>>35161839
Im hard as a rock babe, you girls remove your bikini bottoms and spread your legs, im gunna fill you all up

>>35161839
The idea of that turns me on. If that happened to me, I'd be at ideal half-chub mode.

>>35161948
Kek, same here. Not even a virgin or inexperienced, just a hair trigger.

>>35161839

it's funny how bellybutton piercings have become the new tramp stamp

marry, kill, fuck

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>>35161989
>bellybutton piercings

I hate those things.

>>35161971
body builders, in particular roid users are often suffering from ED and reduction in penis/testicle size.
You can be like Zyzz all you want, your weak heart and small dick will thank you.
Meanwhile cardiofag is fucking your girl 12 times in a row with the thickest dick she has ever had.

>>35161999

trips confirms

yeah it looks stupid desu, unpierced is way nicer imo

>>35162001
Wrong
Roids only shrink your balls making your dick look bigger in comparison

>>35162020
It doesn't matter what you think as subjective.
Factually the stronger your heart, the more blood that gets pumped to your testicles and penis.
>Stronger erections, larger penis
Once again this is an issue most bodybuilders in particular roid users have.

>>35162062
>not knowing the dick piano meme

>>35161839
o-okay...i-i'm a grower though...h-he-hehe

>>35161839
>i-i-i... i'm a grower! i swear!

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Sure thing ladies.

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>tfw 10 cm flacid dick

I am fine

>>35161995
marry right, fuck left, kill mid

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>>35162001
roids don't give you a small dick stop posting

>>35161839
>implying I wouldn't whip it out and tell 2 to suck it while I make out with 3 and 2 fingers my ass
Now that's what I call alpha

>>35163726
i suspect it's for the best that i didn't understand what i was looking at

>you guys saying kill the red head in the middle

You've obviously never fucked a red head. I never thought I'd see my 7.5 in cock swallowed and have my lpad swallowed. Just holy shit seriously.

>>35163875
they're soulless semen demons...they want to devour my soul

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>>35163875
>have my lpad swallowed.

>>35163790
You're right.
Take the right kind and get a stretcher and you'll put on a bit of size.
However, it will permanently destroy your natural manhood and you'll lose any and all masculinity if you take it for too long.
That and the lifestyle that male bodybuilders/powerlifters/g4p manwhores live will leave them mostly impotent and after a while completely infertile.

>>35163875
>lpad
thanks for the laugh m8

>>35161839
fuck kill marry

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>tfw have hpv
>no one wants to fuck regardless of /fit/ level or dick size because of gross looking warts

just fuck my shit up tbqh senpai

should've never fucked that hooker in barcelona

>>35163875

I don't get it what swallowed your what?