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Hey /fit/ I'm currently looksmaxing. What are some ab workouts I can do while swimming?
This is before I do high deff lypo to give my self abs. I atleast want to try getting abs through exercise.
My looksmaxs are
>lasik surgery
>facial liposuction
>lifting (currently doing)
>swimming (currently doing)
>eye back removal
>jaw augmentation
>chin augmentation
>cheak bone augmentation
Far future
>some procedure to take me from 6 ft. to 6'1
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>>35129246
Forget jaw surgery. Buy some falim gum and get some resistance training going on your jaw muscles. Also stop being a faggot. The most attractive thing is someone who is confident, not someone who gets chopped up to conform
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>>35129431
Mdmas + gum for an aesthetic jaw
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>>35129431
copecel detected
Seriously whats a good swim ab workout?
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>>35129457
kekd so hard i farted
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>>35129246
>surgery to go from 6ft to 6'1
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>>35129789
granco bendiceme
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>>35129246
You are such a faggot
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>>35129246
>Far future
>>some procedure to take me from 6 ft. to 6'1
So future prince of manlets back to king of manlets?
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>>35129467
>copecel detected
He's using the autism words again
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>>35129246
The height is not a problem for you. I'm 5'6 and without doubts I would kill my grandma if that made me 6'0...for god's sake I would even do a deal with the devil.
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>>35129246
will doing this make you happy?
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>>35129431
The jaw is a bone nitwit
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what the hell is eye back surgery?
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>>35129246
with the insecurity you're dealing with you will never be happy regardless of surgery
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I want my gyno removed but it costs 8,000 dollars
Also unlike OP I'm 6'3" and wish I were 6'0", better for aesthetics
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>>35129246
>eye removal
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>>35129457
this.
Thank me later.
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>>35129246
>eye back removal
What the fuck?
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>>35130418
>>35130280
>>35130028
came here to post this
this is one of those autistic fucking posts where OP purposely lists some shit that could be logical, but leaves one fucking breadcrumb in there that everyone's like what the fuck is that shit
goddamnit this shit always happens on /fit/
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you guys know he meant eye bad removal right?
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>>35129457
lol my jaw gets so sore after rolling, fuck. i need to buy some hard gum.
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>Lasiks
>Veneers (4 teeth)
>6% bodyfat
>more outfits
So yeah, I'm pretty close. Still need a couple years of lifting.
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>>35129246
>Paying thousands of dollars for 1 inch of height
What?
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>>35131014
The trick here is that after he/she pays thousands of dollars for that 1 more inch, it won't be enough and he/she will gladly pay tens of thousands for just 1 more inch.
>It's never enough
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>>35129965
... How the hell do you think your jaw moves? Chew gum and touch the corner of your jawbone and get back with us.
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