Straight Guy Seeks Personal Trainer

>>35127079
help

>>35127079

What the fuck do you need a personal trainer for?

>>35127185
Support. Somebody to tell me I'm doing good or bad. Maybe a pat on the back. :(

I have one for oly lifts and its amazing. You need to think what do you need a trainer for, if its just to help you dumbell press then you're better off without one, but if you want to learn a skill or highly techincal movements then get one.

>>35127271
I want the glamour muscles rocking for my slim psysique. I want to be sexy.

>>35127079
A dude who's buff and kinda hot so you can feel like you're friends with someone cool even tho you're a total autismo closet case.

And here I can't get idiot pts telling me to keep my knees not get ahead of my toes while squatting off my back

>>35127579
Dude, just get out. You're rude.

>>35127686
this is bait
no one respond

>>35127079
You don't you autistic faggot. Just look for some twink advertising his services on a bathroom door if you want some dick.

Better than paying 100+/hr for some retard who did a 3 week course to spout broscience at you.

>>35127729
Dude, just fucking help and stop passing judgement. It's my body my choice.

why is being straight relevant to this question

>>35127827
>It's my body my choice.

Tumblr pls go

>>35127876
Okay let me probe all over your body for spot and see how much you disagree with the statement then.

>>35127890
Or you could just save yourself a lot of trouble and come out.

It's an anonymous mongoloian war tactics board that spends most of its time looks at pictures of almost naked dudes after all. No one gives a fuck about your ball gargling inclinations.

>>35128000
I do not want a trainer for sex. I want to work on my personal endurance and look more toned and hunky. That's the problem with you assholes, you never get your minds out of the gutter. Is this why you are all so against trainers? You're scared of looking gay?