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in4 18yo school sloots

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>>35125179
in4 wasted shitposting

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>when she hits a new single-session orgasm record
>then has 15 minutes to leave for work

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>>35125234
wasted how?
shit is shit

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Anyone take betablockers or stuff like telmisartan?

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>>35125247
Nice.

I always wanted to get a girl to double digits. But it's all "I have to work in the morning ." and "I need to be able to walk tomorrow."

So fucking selfish.

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>>35125253
I mean I always reply after you start a new thread lol

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>>35125247
You got that 8x6?

>>35125309
ooh.

dunno.

niggas took /long/ to get itt

>Have plenty of hobbies / things to spend time on
>Become serious with girl
>She's more interesting to text than hobbies, even post-fap
>She doesn't text often / usually takes an hour to reply
>Getting addicted to checking phone, always the one with the last text sent
Fuck me, man.

>>35125294
The most I ever hit was 7 with some turbo-sloot, even with a nap in the middle she had to tap out.

>>35125316
6x4.5-5, never really measured girth.

>>35125385
>Become serious with girl
>She doesn't text often / usually takes an hour to reply

you are way more heavily invested than she is.

dont be beta

>>35125391
Mirin average dong

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>>35125385
We all know where this is headed anon. Get your shit together.

Going on a business trip so pinning tmmro morning. 2 days after my last pin. Kinda worried im gonna explode with acne but cant risk that there felony action ya mean ?

>>35125385
It's over mate.

>>35125391
>7
I think that's my highest too. But bitches have a tendency to lose count.

>>35125425
i ate the pussy of a girl that looks almost exactly like left

>>35125434
frontload long ester and pray for the best

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>>35125326
Many threads just died while you were gone

>>35125434
You won't explode from acne from one burst of hormones, you might get some acne but it won't be crazy.
And even if you do its that or get your ass locked up and some charges you don't need

>>35125418
All about how you use it m8

>>35125448
>bitches have a tendency to lose count

I don't :^)

>>35125470
I almost died while I was gone

semi srs

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>>35125450
Even the titties? Jelly af

>>35125498
I said "almost exactly"
:c

then aain she was like 16/17 at the time

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>>35125496
What happened?

>>35125515
>What happened?
basically partied non-stop for a week at a festival

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>>35125514
That's like her best feature lol

>>35125534
lol.
p cute face and hair
imo

>>35125415
Maybe, yeah. She has work where she really can't have her phone out and I'm expected to have mine available all the time at work, though.

>>35125448
RIP

tfw waiting for christmas to be over so i can start cutting.

>>35125478
>>35125450
exacltly. Last time I did thgis trip I packed a syringe and test and I had to stop at every truck stop along the way. It was sketchy as shit and dumb. Will not do this ever again. Thanks Frauds

>>35125661
still.

dont reply to quickly to her

supply and demand is a basic concept.

>>35125681
I pinned 2cc tren the 2nd day of the fest
even showed the brahs how its done
one guy got nausioius

>>35125665
Lift like a fucking beast in the meantime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jug2HZ3dkoc

how am i only hearing this now

so hard

>>35125692
lol what a faggot. Why did you tell your friends? Im never gonna let anyone know. IDk

>>35125769
4 out of the 5 brahs are on / have cycled.

>>35125745
ehh kinda shitty IMO.

Big booty bitc hes gonna b the death of me
na nigga aids and poverty will be the death of you.

>>35125806
post something dope bruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkPD7FvvbZE

Go to roids when i just want more strength and not mass gains?

Test+Tren in a 1:2 Ratio?

>>35125853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_69OtOSy0s&list=PLXA79J4-4eluNCutid-oB4rrCLJYUiywm

Huge fan of montana, I pump out to this when lifting

>>35125890
if you're trying to stay in a weight class then yeah, thats about right
maybe var but the pumps are difficult to deal with

if you just dont care about mass and dont mind whether you gain weight or not then high test high tren and a bunch of dianabol
npp made me strong as fuck too

>>35125897
300 as in chief keef? listening now

>>35125920
Hey cunt? What is that series of numbers after your name? I noticed JJ had the same thing. Is it an encryption stub?

>>35125920
I want to get big but I'm not concerned with strength. What's best?

>>35125980
Illuminati source code

>>35125853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IAVrGEDrO8

>>35125989
synthol

>>35125920
Im 168cm 80kg 10-12% BF. 3kg on top of that is the maximum im going to tolerate since i dont want to lose the last bit of aesthetics i have left with that size.

>>35125920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XApmFUtKP4k

today's rap/hip hop is cancer

>>35125254
I use betablockers for anxiety in some situations. Why do you ask?

LGD 4033: babbies first cycle potential candidate? Too much of a life to deal with sides at the minute. So this looks tempting. Don't try and sway me to just going test only: I don't care. I just want to know what experiences people have had with it, and particularly what PCT was needed and how you handled that side of it.

>>35126047
>>35126018
im n ot a big fan of old school hip hop,. some of it is cool but Its lame. I gotta b in the mood

>>35126065
This generation cancer imo.

This one is okay tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBiPkIuB1g

>>35125980
2new4me

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4 weeks off cycle

>MUHHH GAINS

what was your pct? looking great as usual.

>>35126273 was meant for u obvi >>35126237

>>35126237
How are you that full and big off cycle. Wtf is this voodoo.

Why not just blast and cruise? I want to see how juicier you get.

>>35126273
nolva 40/40/20/20/10 probably. Still in pct. 4 weeks ago was last pin

>>35126283
>How are you that full and big off cycle
Arms always stay that way, shoulders get slightly less full. Also bye bye vains

>Why not just blast and cruise? I want to see how juicier you get.
Maybe soon.

>>35126283
That last picture you posted yesterday looked very juicy. You getting bigger and bigger.

Respect your dedication

>>35126341
Thx bro love you

>>35126237
Not going to lie, I'm jelly as fuck.

Blasting a cruising 9 months, and I still look shittier then your natty pics. lol

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>>35126359
>>35126341

>>35126359
much love bro(full blown homo)

>>35126372
You'll get there buddy. What is your goal?

But it's also because i had a relative good base before i started using gear.

JM had also a good base before he started, he looks pretty big atm. Cheerbro also. The rest i don't know about.

>>35126403
>>35126377
;)

>tfw swolebro to help pin gl00tz

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>>35126403
>What is your goal?

Short term? Bulk up to an even 225. Then cut depending on ho much fat I put on.

Long term I'd like to hit a lean-ish 260lbs. It might be a pipe dream, but I really dig the idea of being twice the size I was when I graduated high school.

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>>35126454
>tfw swolebro to help pin gl00tz
You want to try me bro? My glutes are all yours.

>>35126468
chest looks pretty good imo. If you bulk some more and cut to 9%/10% you would probably look very sick.

>but I really dig the idea of being twice the size I was when I graduated high school.
i know that feel. Who's stopping you breh?

>>35126503
Stop you two, I'm trying not to masturbate.

>>35126503
>Who's stopping you breh?

So far? Me. tbqh. This bulk isn't going so well. I'm having trouble finding the time and energy to shovel 4000+ calories into my face.

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>>35126503
I won't miss bro!
I p-promise.

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>>35126503
>>35126566
>>>/lgbt/

Can we hold on the homosexuality for 10 mins to answer a question?

I'm cramping up hard all the time brehs. I've never cramped in my whole life but this past week everything is cramping I don't like it one bit. I almost dropped at the last game I cheered at cause of my hamstring cramping.

What do for cramps on roids? Taurine and bananas and more water? Up the dose?

>>35126557
Most people find it hard to do it. I was also struggeling with dieting before. Now i can't live without it. I rather go off cycle than go off my diet.

It requires serious dedication. Eating that shit food everyday. I don't taste food even anymore. I just eat it, don't think about it.

“If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.”


>>35126566
LmfAOOOOooaoooo. Dem juicy glutes.

nsfw nfsw. kek'd really hard.

>>35126603
>Taurine and bananas and more water?

Pretty much

>>35126616
Hahahahahaha

>>35126603
Salt breh

>>35126668
Excellent

>>35126705
Oh I'm getting enough salt lol

>>35125391
got any advice on stamina? i can go for an average amount of time, before i gotta slow down or pullout entirely, lest i bust.

>tfw piss around session at the gym today, can't wait
Thinking hamstring curls, cable flies, pull ups and shoulder press 4x failure on each

Let's talk about sex

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>>35126860
Wut dat?

>>35126603
jesus fuck, magnesium
random cramps are a magnesium deficiency
how do people not know this
get yourselves fucking rehydration salts Na:K:Ca:Mg 2:2:1:1 (not mass, molar ratios) and make sure they're in bioavailable forms, it's ridiculous how much performance you can squeeze out of just electrolytes if you're deficient

Fucking shit country I live in. Fucking belgium piece of crap... You can't fucking believe it... The only country in the world were police and doctors barge in your gym like gestapo asking everyone who looks remotely big to piss in a vial, after they have stripsearched you, so they can test if an AMATEUR is on the juice or not...

WTF!?

Who gives a flying fuck fucking hypocrite pieces of shit politicians flooding our county with kebab while pestering bodybuilders. Fucking cowards. How even dare they when our minister of health is a morbidly obese sack of useless shit.

2000 euro fine + search warrant for your house + barred from entering a gym for 2 years or more

Man I'm finishing my studies and I'm leaving this hellhole crock of shit country. I hope the mudslimes burn it to fucking ground. Goddamnit

Advice to Mast, don't ever come train in lelgium looking like you do, these jelly dyels will snitch you just for lookin' swole.

Fuck this fucking shit

>>35126901
>no bunda

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>>35126902
>how much performance you can squeeze out of just electrolytes if you're deficient
They don't even exist

wassup /frauds/. do you guys take "smart pills" like adderall, etc?

which one should I take as someone who values health (I take reasonable doses of celltech for that reason)? I just took 20mg adderall for this long paper due tomorrow and I'm considering taking these kinds of drugs more often (not every day, but more so days that I'm inundated with work) to help me increase focus in class and motivate me more. I just sat through econ lecture as it was kicking in and I can't recall a time I sat through a class and asked more questions or was more immediately interested in the subject matter than I was today

the appetite suppression is nice too considering im cutting.

>>35126923
of course they exist, it's what plants crave

I've been taking provion for the last two months.

Started with a dosage of 75 mg a day for the first 4 weeks.... now I only take 50 mgs a day. A pill in the morning and a pill in the evening.

I don't take it for gainz. You have no gainz from proviron. I take it because it has done wonders for my libido, sex life and erections.

It's a fountain of youth for an aging fag like myself.

should I wait till I cut down to 10% before increasing my test dose to 500mg (or 750 i'm debating) or just up now from cruise dose as I cut down? I'm roughly 14% bf atm

worried about increased rate of aromatization (of which I believe I have high levels of already) due to higher bodyfat, mostly

>>35126952
glad for u anon

>>35126929

I do, but I don't like that I do. It feels like cheating, and you can definitely become dependent. I can't be fucked to study for university exams anymore if I don't have some study pills.

As for your body, it's great if you wanna lose weight because you will have no appetite but will feel great/strong while exercising. I could probably run 10 miles on vyvanse but probably tear up my ligaments without realizing it. Such is the nature of the drugs. They redirect blood flow into your brain and constrict your vessels elsewhere, so you don't feel as much pain/sensation while exercising.

>>35126952
gl with your liver failure goals of 2016 bro

>>35126905
lmfao shut you 13 year old faggot boi. this aint your blog. stay in your shithole, no one wants you in their country, ever. get yourself to a syrian refugee camp if you want a change of location, but no chance a little ugly bitch like you is coming to a developed country

If peptides are literally 1/50th the cost of hgh why the fuck would anybody waste money on hgh? Is there some benefit that peptides can't provide? What's the difference between peptide hgh spikes and externally introduced hgh?

>>35126902
http://www.amazon.com/NormaLyte-Oral-Rehydration-Salts/dp/B00O6IKNPY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1449174725&sr=8-2&keywords=oral+hydration+salts

is this what you speak of?

>>35127006
Lmao I'd rip your ugly face off faggot kike manlet

>>35126981
checked liver enzymes and had an ultrasound last week.

no probs until now..

proviron has a really low hepatotoxicity, my child.

>>35126977
thank you anon

brofist

>>35126980
fuck the notion of "cheating" dude. I'm competing against geniuses in the field I'm trying to enter, and although I think I'm pretty smart on my own, why not help myself further? Just like we take rons to efficiently meet our goals.

And dependency is definitely a cause for concern, glad you mentioned. I'm very good on curbing addictions I think, but I'll be wary if I continue to take these.

Does anyone have any ideas on what I should take for maximum health:mental gains ratio?

>>35127027
no calcium or magnesium
http://www.myprotein.com/sports-nutrition/electrolyte-powder/10529892.html
it's great if you add some glucose, the only problem is kinda shitty magnesium form, if it had citrate it would be perfect but it's still pretty good
I generally just put these in my workout drink and then pop a tab or two of magnesium daily anyway so I'm covered

>>35125980
tripcode bruh
its a self importance thing

>>35125989
lol
bunch of test and deca probably

>>35126018
>>35126047
lol you and jm have the same taste in music

been listening to dilated peoples a lot today

>>35126035
damn
thats a decent size
don't be scared of numbers though
the mirror is all that matters


lol daytime gym sessions are the best
big fish in small pond

>>35127038
nah you wouldn't, you'd run away like a little pussy, shit you'd pay me 2000 euros so i dont break you.

then i'd make you drink your own piss. just like a good lil belgium faggot

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Hey brah's, thought I'd share my brogress with you guys seeing as you were the ones who convinced me to do a cheeky blast, the last row of images is when I decided to my first blast 500 mg test e and now I'm cruising for a few months just waiting to see what I want to do next, any suggestions brahs?

>>35127096
you sure about that you goatfucking towelhead
were are you even from you useless cumstain?
you wouldn't even dare looking in my eyes when you pass me late at night, if you could even see them from down there you manlet faggot

>>35127117
its funny, you dont even know where im from, but so eager to leave your shithole to leech benefits off mine.

dont worry i'll never look into your eyes bro, refugee scum like you have 0 chance of ever making it. you just keep pissing into vials and keep paying your life savings as tax like a good like dyel faggot.

belgium faggots lmfao.

>>35126929
Adderall really isn't advisable.
Look into Noopept, Bacopa, Modafinil, Caffeine, L-Theanine and Ashwagandha.

There's plenty of choline sources and racetams to choose between as well, but that's more personal preference, imo.

>>35127078
omg cunt i havent been here in like a year ur still here whoa

do u listen to future

https://soundcloud.com/futureisnow/news-or-somthn

hes spitting real shit if u listen to his bars omg

>>35127116
You look good brah.

Lol you looked pretty faggy in the beginning. Miring the turn around.

Next you can either take a break, cruise on 250 and keep making gains.

Next cycle you can try to add EQ or deca.

>>35127154
I do like future
thought what I heard from that album with drake was rly dissapointing
this is dope though

ill be here on and off as long as fraud exists probably
whats up witchu

>>35127138
>leech benefits off mine

Haha you useless faggot I study pure maths in a top 100 uni. Even in your shithole of a country they'd rather hire me as a foreigner than a waste of oxygen like you.

I'm not immigrating to a country jobless you poor fuck, I'm coming over to make bank

>>35125161

where the fuck do I get accutane from

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Why don't the chinese get roid skin like lilliebridge or MasTest?

>>35127183
got a paper due that i should get to doing.

drake was disappointing in What a Time to be Alive this is true

https://soundcloud.com/futureisnow/last-breath-prod-by-metro-boomin-ludwig-goransson-from-the-motion-picture-soundtrack-creed
this song is a future song more up /fit/'s alley since it's kinda motivational

>>35127205
accusource on reddit is good last time i checked

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>>35126603
>What do for cramps on roids? Taurine and bananas and more water?
This. Alb also recommended berocca once.

Imo if you're getting the tren cramps you just gotta suck em up cause you ain't gonna solve em.

>>35127206
Sunlight

>>35127205
SST. I did 7 months of accutane from "accusource"

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>>35127176
Thanks brah, Fuck I was really faggy in the beginning, Was like 17 and want to kick myself for being a tumblr kike lmao.

Would it be a shit idea to run tren a @ 500 mg a week with test @ 175 mg a week? My goal is to have sick as fuck proportions that look aesthetic but with a bit of mass, staying lean / dry is definitely a plus if I can maintain something like that

>>35127116
Good progress. mirin

>>35127116
>Lol you looked pretty faggy in the beginning. Miring the turn around.
lmao, i agree

>>35127207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkPD7FvvbZE

is that rocky sampled or something lol

i miss uni so much
when I thought I was going to be something lol

>>35127206
>dem striations
>dat feathering

looks like some paper thin roid skin to me

>>35127222
Oh here's the pedo

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>>35127232
Jesus. Good fucking job getting to this with just a Test E cycle.

>>35127218
>>35127225

n1 senpaitachi

>>35127265

LOL fucking hell that filter

>>35127248
>>dem striations
>>dat feathering
not what I meant by roid skin. By roid skin I mean skin that looks destroyed like mastests

>>35127232
What's your diet like breh?
>mirin

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>>35127278
Where is mastest's skin fucked up? Don't recall any pictures of something even remotely serious

>>35127218
>>35127225

fuck lads. accusource is NA domestic.

Need EU/UK shit

>>35127286
compare this skin >>35127206
to >>35126237

>>35127232
You could run tren a but I would do test at 250 mg a week.

If you're good with pinning I would do it.

When I did tren a, prop, and mast I was pinning 3cc every day and I had to use every muscle group available so that was a bitch.

You could do EoD and probably be fine.

Tren ace comes with a lot of sides though, for me it was a shit ton of heart burn, night sweats, and a tad bit of rage.

If you want to try something less drastic, you can always do EQ, and/or mast. They both give you a dry veiny hard look.

I had a cringy phase like that too though loooll, I dressed in those faggy chain pants as a goth kid who hated the world but had no reason to.

>Edgy as fuck.

>>35127310
His skin isn't bad at all desu.

My skin is literally so shit it's a major insecurity of mine.

I stopped taking cabergoline and my acne got much better. I didn't change anything else either. Very strange.

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>>35127300
>UK
Wouldn't be surprised if you could get it off your GP

>>35127310
Where's the fucked up skin. All I see is a massive difference in camera quality.

>>35127300
Aurapharm or alldaychemist

>>35127300
whatever the fuck w3s is called now has it

look around eroids uk section i think theyre still on there

>>35127278
idk what his skin is like but if your hygeine is on point you shouldnt have issues
my skin looks nicer on a bnch of gear bc its a bit dry normally

>>35127371
>Where's the fucked up skin. All I see is a massive difference in camera quality.
this. my camera is fuckedup. I always get them grainy looking pictures.

fucking samsung s5

>>35127371
ugly fat feet and ankles

>>35127384
Right, grandpa'.

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>>35127246
Thanks brah, I appreciate it! And duuuude, It sucks because the only photos I have of my before is pics of me looking really gay af haha fuck my life!

>>35127262
Thanks mane, I appreciate it :D At one point my source decided to be a faggot and give me underdosed vials and I felt like shit for 2-3 weeks lmao, quickly switched source and back, up and running.

>>35127281
I fucked up a little bit because I did a 16 week test e cycle, at the beginning I was bulking then half way through switched to cutting then when I dropped the dose back to cruise I lost a lot of water and kept cutting, My diet is pretty consistent, about 6/7 days a week I will be bang on with calorie counts and macro counting, 40p/40c/20f - and usually one day out of the week I will either eat some fast food or binge out but not overly. It makes me look shit for a day or two but once the diet comes back into play I lose the water again etc.. Thank God my boyfri.. sorry, girlfriend makes all my meals. Damnit /fit/ making me gay and shit.

>>35127341
hmm, Could be keen to run test at 250, I just like the idea of low dosing test just for bodily functions and letting tren do the rest. jeeeez, 3cc a day haha! I'll probably be keen for ED to keep bloods stable, I'm not too fussy when it comes to needles :) I'm also scared of mast as I hear it's the worst for your hair! haha, thank fuck we can grow out of those phases man lmao

>>35127384
>fucking samsung s5
Think my grandma has that phone as well

>>35127408
I'd fuk you both raw in that pic

>>35127222
Not tren (yet)

>my buddy said he'd buy me a bottle of tren
>I'm about to be a tren monster
>on my first cycle :^)

>>35127415
How about fr*aking g*sh d*rn iphone you piece of cr*p b*tthead redditor??? Think you can do that???

>>35127371

no chance. the NHS is a pile of fucking shit that servers no greater use that giving birth to 100 mudlime babies every 4.2 seconds.

If anything, the doctor would be like "HMM, YOU MUST DO A BLOODTEST FOR VITAMIN DEFICIENCY".

Trust me, that's all they fucking do here. I remember I used to get shin splints all the time because I had flat feet and didn't know, and they fucking gave me blood test for vitamin D deficiency. Fucking retards.

Thank goodness for based private healthcare though. I can actually walk pain-free now.

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>>35127408
Holy shit breh. 9/10 twink mode. You're better off now, that's for sure. kek

>>35127401
>>35127415
lmao, fuck you breh's.

>>35127438
Uwotm8

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>>35127440
>Trust me, that's all they fucking do here
You don't know how to play the victim.

Shed a tear or two and talk about how it's destroying your self confidence and how it's wrecking your life in general because you feel so terrible.

BOOM. Meds.

>>35127276
fully read this as "heil that hitler"

>>35127424
Breh sure thing, no homo. I was pretty annoyed at the grill at the time, Was hooking up with her for a bit, but I was too beta to close and she ended up snobbing me and being a bitch / talking shit about me to her friends, saw her after I started lifting, at a bar and she kept trying to initiate conversation and flirt, I just laughed and walked off. No time for bitches like that, how about now huh? Fuck them.

>>35127457
Thank Gainzus

>>35127078
>lol you and jm have the same taste in music

i dont like nicki menage, little kim, celine dion and also classical music

>>35127519
Mirin' if that really happend
I swear since I'm on the hormonas I've become sexist as fuck

>>35127078
>lol you and jm have the same taste in music
kekk.

We are one. JM and i gonna marry soon.

Let's say I up my test to 500mg after cruising for a while on 250mg

Is it going to take a couple weeks for it to reach full saturation and I start getting the gains off 500mg?

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>>35127519
>how about now huh? Fuck them.
In her defense, you were a giga-fag who apparently acted like one too.

Just enjoy the new you, don't hold resentment towards chicks for how they treated you way back when.

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>>35127566
>marry soon

he likes chicks with dicks, so you may need a skirt since you'll be bottom bitch

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>>35127408
>It sucks because the only photos I have of my before is pics of me looking really gay af haha fuck my life!

Iktfb

>>35127519
>I just laughed and walked off.

You're a bigger man then I. I probably would have seen what sort of degrading shit I could get her to do.

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>>35127621
Holy chit, don't tell me that's you.

Your hair.

You were a feminist dyke.

Hahahahahahahaha

>>35127620
lmaoo that picture. I hope he fucks me raw like he does with his bitches

>>35127621
nooooo kekekekekeek lmaoooo. Who are you ppl?

who was that girl

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>>35127621
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35127621
I thought I was weird wearing a pair of shorts under my trousers to get "bigger" legs when I was a teen

>>35127621
Hahahahahahahahahahahah. You fuck. I got coco pops all over my desk.

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>>35127554
I shit you not, it was some of the best feels I've had. Girls are incredibly shallow, and I noticed just how true that was after I started making good gains and looking after my appearance, style and overall presentation. It has actually made me resent women a little bit as they used to always ignore me and friend zone me (which yes >>35127604 you are very correct, it was because of me)
, now they want to hit me up and flirt and it feels good for the ego, but fuck them, Disregard the females, have a great time with the bros.

>>35127604
I don't be an asshole towards chicks but just when I go out, I focus on having a good time with my friends rather than trying to impress girls or try hook up with them.

>>35127621
Haha oh lord dude, at one point I wanted pastel pink / purple hair so I understand the cringe feels dude.

I just didn't see it as worth it though, because if I hooked up with her at all, it just validates her and even making her do vile degrading shit wouldn't have been worth her feeling as if she's better than me still, back then and now. Ya' feel?

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remember who you are talking about

>>35126901
>tfw want that corona more than dat ass

>>35127636
>>35127647
>>35127650
>>35127656
>>35127658
>>35127677
Lol. I'm sure I could find even worse ones if I look hard enough.

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>>35127682
JM, what did you look like? Do you also had colored hair like that?

>>35127718
Please no, I already have coco pops stuck in my keyboard.

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what underwear do you guys wear? I was thinking of getting some of those obviously anatomax ones with a nice pouch.

Seeing how people looked before lifting is always amazing
I can't reach that level of pink hair kek, but thank fuck I joined the army

>>35127718
yes more, i crave for moreee. kekkk

>>35126905
Sounds like you need to homegym it bud

>>35127719
>do you also had?

english mother fucker

>>35127719
He had ginger hair naturally

>>35127621
wtf, please tell me you guys didn't give this qt your butt drugs

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>>35127751
'did', yes i know. It sounds cringe, when you're correcting muh grammar breh. Your is not better than mine.

Show me some other pictures from that 18'' guns

>>35126929
Adderall ain't a smart drug or nootropic nigga its amphetamines.
Noopept
L-theanine + caffeine
Racetams (prami,phenyl,ani)
These an autists tools of the trade
Don't use too frequently or risk going full aspie

In for being natty for a while.

Don't try it bros. Its horrible. Hopping back on today.

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>>35127719
Jm was once a starving African child. After moving to Europe he bleached his skin white to fit in. His insatiable lust for negros women drove him to get swole. Since Ethiopia robbed him of master race BBC genetics he turned to white man injectable genetics for help. The white man gave him a syringe and said "go forth my child unlock your potential". So Jm lifted and lifted until he could find a negros woman willing to mate with him.

The end.

>>35126981
>proviron
>liver failure
Pick one

>>35127007
You have to pin peptides like 3-6 times per day and you need to do a cocktail of 2-4 substances each time.

>>35127248
it is sampled but it's literally in the soundtack for the "Creed" Rocky follow-up movie coming soon (unless it's out). personally met the director of the film and he's phenomenal so i have high hopes.

>>35127153
how about vyvanse or ritalin? the ones you listed look (at least on the surface) to have only negligible benefits. maybe i'm wrong idk. i'm really only well-versed in the world of dat dere and nutrition

>>35127828
They're the 100 -> 120%.
Looking for the 100 -> 200% drug is far more dangerous in the unresearched nootropic world than anabolics.

>>35127776
Do you also have ginger hair & freckles? I thought he had curly hair. He only showed a 2x2 pixel picture, where he still had hair.

>>35127810
lmao. 8/10 interesting story.

Would read again.

>>35126811
I like positions where I can grind rather than pound, classic missionary is what I default to if I want to go for a marathon session.

>>35127341
>I was pinning 3cc every day

Short esters, not even once.

>>35127810
10/10 better love story than twilight

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>>35127799
Why would you ever want to be natty. You think superman wants to be Clark Kent? No he'd rather be superman.

>>35127860
Do you know how jm became obsessed over Mercedes? That's a great story.

>>35127855
fair enough. Appreciate the concern. Will look into this more. Any sources to get me started? I recall a subreddit link posted a while ago on /fit/ re: brain enhancement supplements/drugs but not the name

>>35127787
>Your is not better than mine.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURS

what a maroon

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>>35127810
>negro woman
>woman

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>>35127745
How's this?

>>35127779
No. This was before eating, way before butt drugs.

>>35127810
>jm lifted and lifted until he could find a negros woman willing to mate with him.

this is an absolute fact

the rest of the story is retarded bullchit

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>>35127894
You look like Bert from sesame street.

>>35127904
I tried to keep it as accurate as possible

>>35127892
would absolutely hit it

no homo

>>35127356
Cb pls

>>35127891
He corrected my grammar again. Give this guy a medal. You're finding new ways to be constructive. mirin

>>35127885
tell me

>>35127894
kek that hair. I agree with dhb, you looked like Bert kek.

>>35127886
/r/nootropics

Buy from powdercity or ceretropic when you settle on something. Easily the cheapest.

>>35127928
>>35127952
lol. I wish I had a time machine. I'd beat that kid up and steal his lunch money.

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>>35127991
We all had our 'cringe periods'.

>I'd beat that kid up and steal his lunch money.
kek

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>>35127952
When jm moved to Belgium he needed work. He went to work for chocolate factory. The chocolate factory was bought out by waffle factory so Jm quit because he hates waffles. Living on the street was hard. The stress was too much jm started losing his hair. He make sign saying "will wash car for steroids". Nobody came because he was going bald. Then one day logistic man came in Mercedes-Benz and said "hey there you bald ass hole wash my car". Jm quickly replied "yes mista boss man suh. Would you like anything else?" logistic man thought for a second and said "we need a new janitor if you clean my car good the job is yours". Jm cleaned the the car better than a detailing shop. Logistic man inspected the car and said "listen here you bald ass hole..." jm heart sank "THE JOB IS YOURS" jm was relieved. Jm never forgot the man who changed his life and wanted to be just like him one day.

how do you make sure you don't die when injecting ?

>>35128091
Saved desu senpai

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>>35127991
LOL you'd be doing him a favor. Give him a proper haircut while you're at it.

>>35127738
bump
i need me some new underoos. The costco ones i just got a pack of, those are alright. But they say "kirkland" on the wasteband. I feel that is somehow not very sexy.

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>>35128110
Don't inject while on a unicycle

JUST TOOK A DELISCIOUS PIZZA OUT OF THE OVEN

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD EAT IT OR THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE

I WANT TO BE SHREDDED

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>>35128091
My sides

>in relationship.
>blast test. (May or may not be of any consequence)
>Cheat on girlfriend.
>sidepiece is actually pretty cool.
>Like both girls a lot for many different reasons. But physically attracted to both 100%.

Wat do

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>>35128121
yeah thats kinda how I feel sometimes, I usually wear underarmour ones. Gotta have long thighs so they don't ride up.

fucking cialis source wont answer his damn emails and I'm almost out

>>35128150
Don't eat the bread

>>35128091
>he stress was too much jm started losing his hair
oh man, i laughed my ass off.

Those stories are great. You're a poem writer.

my sidesssssss are in space. lmao

>>35128152
Smash both of them and be smart about how you do your business so they don't find out

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>>35128118
I seriously wish I would have been bullied in school. Maybe it would have given me the drive to eat and lift, and stop getting shitty haircuts.

Stupid zero tolerance bully policies.

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RIGHT: TASTES LIKE SHIT BUT I MIGHT ONE DAY BE SHREDDED

ITS DECISION TIME

>>35128209
Why did you do this

>>35128209
>rice
>not replacing all carbs with veggies on a cut
lmao pleb

>>35128209
fuck
dr oetker
i miss you so much
fuck you america not having stuff i want

>>35127823
so people seriously think it's worth thousands of dollars a month to stick yourself with a needle less?

>>35128218
i'm gonna throw the pizza out the window

i dont let nothing stand in my way of shredded veiny abs life

bitches love a man with 18" arms and diced to the socks abs

>>35128221
my goal is to be shredded not to be a skeleton

what a maroon

>>35128235
pics of pizza on street outside

>>35128228
The other thing is with perfect dosing of peptides you may be able to get about the same at 6 iu per day of HGH. If you have money, you can do as much HGH as you want.

I'm a big fan of peptides, I see great results (mostly injury healing and leanness as well as faster recovery) from dosing 3x/day. It's just the hunger and lethargy are hard to deal with at times.

>>35128244
You should try carb cyle.

>>35125391
>hit more top orgasms than /roid/
>natty dyel

so do I hop on and become a god or?

I once had a bitch have 7 orgasms and 4 shaking orgasms over the span of 4 hours in the back of my car. I was under her a majority of the time and I was absolutely soaking in her fluids. She was all self conscious that from the waist down it looked like I had been in a jaccuzi and I was just like "Bitch are you still alive? That's more fluid than most humans have in their bodies."

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>>35128247
i threw it in the garbage

enemy of progress must be stopped

shreds life is what must be realized

>>35128183
>Stupid zero tolerance bully policies.
Kek

>>35128289
An hero

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>>35128315

>>35128289
Implying steroids have anything to do with sexual performance and how much a girl cums?
I'd be lucky to get 1 orgasm out of my ex.
Current gf just has them rolling one into the other after the first few minutes

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>>35128289

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I think I'm winning against the sepsis/hepatitis/whatever it is. Not going to the hospital, no time for that. Lost 15 lbs over the past 2 weeks. Cardio is difficult, lifts are shit, appetite is still dead, and I haven't masturbated in a while.

Libido has returned, horny as fuck, the pictures in the last few threads -- you're killing me, guys. Regardless, despite dying and no libido, I've made more attempts at girls this week than ever, I declare now that I shall not masturbate until I get pussy from a meaningful relationship.

Last record was a year but that was without testosterone nevermind tren/etc.


>>35126905
> only country

Not Sweden?

Chances are you're some liberal anti-fa that deserves this though.

>>35128303
what a faggot
>muh clean eating
literally you are the epitome of faggot

have fun eating chicken and broccoli for the rest of your sad life

>>35128389
>being a fascist

>>35128395
>have fun eating chicken and broccoli for the rest of your sad life


have fun wiping your tears with late night pizza after you witness club honeys pulling up my shirt and worshipping my abs

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>>35128395
Chicken and broccoli is delicious. If you can't cook then chicken is dry and nasty.

>>35128416
except you're on 4chan

>>35128395
What's wrong with that?

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>>35128350
>I'd be lucky to get 1 orgasm out of my ex.

my current gf is like this

i can get her to the edge where she sounds like shes about to orgasm but nothing happens

she says she's never orgasmed during sex

how 2 brehs

>>35125161
Alright guys. I'm gonna ask it.

Roids and infertility. Redpill me on it.
I know some of the most successful bodybuilders have had kids.
But I also have a friend whose brother is completely infertile from steroid use.

I'm confused, so can someone please enlighten me?

So guisss. I am 5 weeks from cutting like I live in Auschwitz. I will be running 250 test and will run winny for the start. This will probably go on for a couple months. so yea how fucked am I?

>>35128395
kill yourself faggot

>>35128209
Option 3: Higher dose of tren, eat whatever

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>>35128436
>she says she's never orgasmed during sex
you're not good enough. She's saying it a nice way.

that greg kovacs square head. oh man that gh is fuckup

can i be like levrone one day?

>>35128436
Work the clit
Find out what she likes and do it

My side chick loves being chocked
If I'm fucking her and she sounds like she's close I'll quickly grab hold of her throat, instant orgasm every time.

>>35128350
Yeah, every girl is different. Some are easy to get going, for others you have to pull out all the stops.

>>35128436
Try toys. Like a vibrator on her clit, while you pound away.

>>35128436
I've fucked/am fucking this girl who does shit like this

Never came before

Most of the time I'm humping away and playing with the clit and I can tell she's real close (back arched, stops breathing etc) and will then pull my hand away and push off me so I can't go as deep.

Fucking pisses me off so much

>>35128429
>people who get bitches and go clubbing could never also be on 4chan

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>>35128408
> not being a national socialist
> letting Jews run your country

Good goyim.

>>35128350
> implying they don't

I bet you don't even bite her or kiss her above the navel.

>>35128436
it's really embarrassing to talk about this to other guys s m h

keep that shit private

>>35128443
just take hcg if you wanna get a grill preggo
you might have to go off cycle for a while to kick start spermatogenesis if you havent been running hcg and you been on for a while
why wouldnt you want to be infertile tho

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>>35128224
They have Dr oteker here. Saw it at Harris teeter.

>>35128436
Don't overthing this. I had three,I repeat, THREE long term girlfriends and made neither of them orgasm. Actually,none of them have orgasmed ever before.

Obviously,i thought i must suck at sex, and I try my best to learn new techniques and so on but my attempts were futile.

Then I met a chick, with whom I fucked in my room, just once. Well....she came 4 times in 10 minutes. Four fucking times,in ten fucking minutes.

it depends on the girl

>>35128508
Because I've always wanted to be a father.

>>35128408
>not being a Fascists
>genuinely believing Democracy works

topfuckingkek
Enjoy your shit-tier system that is controlled by Jews on both sides.

>>35128481
what happens if I get chin and jaw implants then start pinning about 6iu pharma hgh ed?

>>35128487
Exactly. Frustrating as fuck sometimes because you get used to fucking a certain way then the next girl is totally different.

>>35128493
Hooooolly shit I had a gf that did that.
Fuck that's annoying. Just use brute force to pin her down and fuck her hard when she does it.

>>35128505
>I bet you don't even bite her or kiss her above the navel.
what kind of animal do you think I am? Biting people is mean!

Neck biting is the best though. I've never fucked a girl who didn't love it

Thing that's funny about the whole
>he didn't make me cum
Is that we're told as men it's our fault
But almost every time it's the woman's fault for just being shot in bed, or not knowing what she likes so she lays there like a starfish

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>>35128484
Fuark yeah. rub her clit with your thumb and use the other hand to lightly choke her if she's into that.

I work away at a remote site and I'm only home for 1 week a month so I really doubt they'd let me take a box of needles onto the plane, would there be any benefit at all from a rotating 1 week cycle or 1 week test with 2 weeks oral?

>>35128570
>rub her clit with your thumb
I've only recently started doing this and chicks seem to love it. Stick a finger in her pussy as well at the same time so she can squeeze on something

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>>35128507
> it's embarrassing to talk about sex technique on an anonymous mongolian hentai/onahole forum and illegal steroid club

>>35128443
> have a friend whose brother is completely infertile from steroid use

Typically one should question the integrity of information about friend's faggot brother's fertility issues. From my understanding, even on roids -- you are probably still fertile enough to have a average child.

>>35128567
> we're told as men it's our fault

It is your fault as you should've snuck some anavar in her OJ.

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>>35128566
You will turn into; pic related

>>35128460
no lol :)

good luck with your eating boring food goals of 2016

>>35128436

My gf doesn't orgasm easily, but she's claimed to have during penetration of my 5.5 incher (6 inch on a good day).

I've learnt my lesson and that's never to try to force her to cum. It takes fucking forever if I do that.

I remember I made her cum in 15 seconds flat once when we were sleeping over her friend's house. I just played with her nipples and kissed her for about 30 mins. Then after I reached down into her panties, she came in less than 20 seconds. I'm still fucking proud as fuck for that.

What me and my gf do now (when I wear a condom) is cum together. It's fucking amazing. Whenever we want to finish up a session of banging, I get her to masturbate while doing her doggystyle. Then when she's about to cum, I fucking pound as fast and hard as possible. We both fucking love it and cumming at the same time is great because you can just cuddle after in exhaustion.
By the time we're in the shower, we're fucking again lmao

will I lose my hair and get acne if I do steroids

>>35128436
Rly depends on the girl. A lot can only get off with clit stimulation.

My girl takes like 15 mins to orgasm most times. But if I tease her enough she will cum faster when I start fucking her.

That's one thing a lot of men done do enough, foreplay and teasing. You can tease with your cock too.

If you have a fat cock a lot of times chicks just love it when you put your head in and out in really short strokes and then go in all the way every once in a while.

What do I do for ringworm fellow based fraud anons?

>>35128570
>rub her clit with your thumb
A must do every time

>>35128607
>you should've snuck some anavar in her OJ.
dun goofed
2015 and I haven't been slipping women druggas

>>35128621
Literally all your hair will be replaced with acne

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>>35128654
>rub her clit
manlet pic related

>>35127677
You seem like a chill guy, I share your exact same views on girls.

>>35128621
Depends on your genetics, some people don't even get one pimple during puberty where as others will break out all over the place. It all depends on how prone you are to acne. One of the most important things to avoid acne is keeping estro in check with an Aromatase inhibitor.

Balding is also genetic dependant, If you are prone to balding or were already going to go bald, steroids will only increase the rate at which it happens. If you are not predisposed to balding and you take steroids, you will not go bald as your hair is DHT resistant. All genetic based brah.

>>35128649
>That's one thing a lot of men done do enough, foreplay and teasing
Just spending 10 minutes teasing and kissing makes all the difference
When she's at the point where she's actually getting mad because you haven't put it in, then just slide the head in and hear her gasp
Fucking best feeling ever

>>35128621

You should always do winstrol if you want to keep your hair. It's a really important factor. Just always make sure you're taking winstrol no matter what other steroids you're taking.

It also helps prevent acne a bit. 80mg a day is great if you're really worried about losing your hair. Thank me later

>>35128672
thanks famalam. I appreciate compliments like these.

>>35128612
>We both fucking love it and cumming at the same time

It is a good feel. Otherwise there's a weird, "Hurry up and finnish" vibe.

>>35128649
>That's one thing a lot of men done do enough, foreplay and teasing.
This. For girls it's allot more about the teasing and anticipation.

>>35128664
Chicks don't want a "tornado" tongue. They want controlled and consistent, not some guy licking violently on their clit

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>>35128724
I think he's 100% serious about this breh. I woudn't underestimate his powers.

Did you ever got a prostate massage? (maybe a little gay)

>>35128664
Kek
>ayy byy Let me get at ya pussy wit mah tornado tongue

>>35128712
>Hurry up and finnish" vibe.
those girls who don't like to cum more than once so once you finish them they get all impatient and want you to just cum already

>>35128724
I've found slow strokes are the way to go with most girls
Nice flat spread out tongue

>>35125470
god damn it /fraud/ my fucking DICK

>>35128607
>It is your fault as you should've snuck some anavar in her OJ.

D E V I L I S H
E
V
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I
S
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I might try that considering I currently have a gf that's the likes of >>35128436 and >>35128493 and >>35128612

What's the worst that could happen to her?

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>have permission to fug other girls while we're on vacation for New Years

My gf might be a girlcuk m8s

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>>35128919
Lucky fucker.

I have heard of athletes being able to train twice in one day. What kind of cycle are they on?

>>35128919
But she will be gangraped by big nigger cocks?

>>35128919
It's her way of saying sorry for fucking those 20 other guys while you've been dating.

>>35128947
How do I become as cool as you man?

>>35128919
Gonna fuck another girl and look her right in the eye while you do it?

If ya'll were to pick a cruise combo that you had to stay on for the rest of your life (no blasting, no cycling) what would it be? Maybe imagine there was a designer organ which could easily be implanted, or something like that.

Number one oral for strength that doesn't make you look like a water buffalo?

>>35128947
>gangraped by big nigger cocks?

Well she wouldn't touch a nigger willingly :^)

>>35128957
Lel no, I have this dialed in

>>35128990
Halotestin

>>35128978
>How do I become as cool as you man?
tie a rope around your penis and jump from a tree

You probably wake up and be just like me

>>35129026
ops forgot to mention not halo can't find it :(

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>>35129010
Why not? How do you know? What's wrong with that?

>>35128981
That's the part I'm iffy about, I think I'll keep her out of it so the mystique is preserved for her without causing jealousy.

>>35129028
thanks man :D

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My balls are big again.

How small are your balls guiyz? raisin size?

inb4 balls lower than dick

>>35129052
ah okay then, something she's just said in passing or did she give you rules etc?

>how to know /fit/ is insecure as fuck
>everyone assumes every woman is cheating
Jesus Christ guys lighten the fuck up.
Even if a girl cheats you can just fuck other girls
You look better than the average person yet base your self worth and happiness on whether or not a woman is loyal

/Fraud/ i'm going overseas for 10 days next week and will be eating like shit. I'm currently on 250mg cruise, how much should test should i inject the day before of the flight to not gain any fat?

>>35129049
Kek

>>35129156
1g tbH

>0-5 I do 300mg deca
Cmon skin gains, cmmmmmmon

>>35129156
Not sure if srs

>>35129187
0-5 225mg then?

>>35129198
0-5 fucking 150mg then?

>>35129193
am full srs. I just finished a long fkn cut, 800 test good enough?

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>>35129048
Anadrol

>>35129225
Fair enough, This is the way I'd look at it, If you up the dose by quite a bit.. say to 800 mg, your going to have to make sure your estro is in check, elevated test = more aromatization, more estro encourages fat gain. Why don't you just eat semi shit instead of full blown brah and up the dose to 5hunna x

>>35129270
Can you get gains on 150mg deca broski?

>>35129132
>did she give you rules etc?

casual only
condoms erry time
tell her every time something happens

>>35129286
It would be like running 200-250 test

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>>35129270
>drol
>not turn into a water buffalo
what

>>35128681
can I just take winstrol on it's own or do I have to take it with something else? Is it okay to take oral instead of injecting?
pls respond

>>35129282
sounds good i might just do that. cheers brah

>>35129315
Did she even say why she's letting you do it?

>>35128681
>>35129333
btw i am bulking

>>35129328
If you're bloofing on drol. Fix your diet. You realize abombs have been used as precontest oral for a while right? A good diet and anadrol gives you a full look with minimal subq water. A bad diet and anadrol gives you tons of subq water from carb spillover.

>>35128681
any studies that have proven winstrol helps hair?
also it doesnt matter if youre not genetically predisposed.

>>35129333
if you dont know the basic differences between orals and injectables you shouldnt roid.

it's always better to inject. much safer. orals run a risk of damaging your liver if youre not careful. no reason to go oral.

>>35129379
I'm retarded you will have to use more simpler terms. I understand that I should have minimal sodium and drink a lot of water to minimize bloat.