Hernia surgery post-op day 5. I might never poop without help.

I think I might try jerking off later. kind of apprehensive about that.

>>35114734
How did you get it?

>>35114734

Bernie?

I had inguinal hernia surgery about a year ago, if you haven't been taking a constant supply of stool softeners the past 5 days you done fucked up. My first post surgery dump I was on the toilet for an hour, because you can't push at all, it's just gotta come out when it's ready

>>35114734

Looks like it's sticking it's tongue out at ya

>>35114734
how did you get it and how can one avoid ever getting a hernia?

im shit scared of getting one

>>35115976
using belts
not using more weights than you can pull with perfect form
not being a fucking pleb and under training your abdominal muscles

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>>35114734
is this shit a meme now?

>>35114734
After my operation I asked my nurse can I have sex/jerk off. She told me it would be okay but not anything too rough.

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>>35114734
I've had a long weird thing that falls into my testicles every now and then for years, if I workout or exert myself it will drop down from the pressure. Legit feels like someone punches me in the balls, and I'll have to chill for a minute.

Went to the doctor this week just to check watsup because I read on the internet and it freaked me out enough.
>"oh seems like there's a swelling down here huh"
>"that's really strange, it doesn't seem like a usual hernia
>"im not even sure its actually hernia"
>"ill schedule a time with the hospital so that they can do some more examinations"
>"you will most likely have to get surgery though"

Mfw im gonna lose my natural dick size enhancer, since it pumps my balls up so much it supports my dick

>>35116012
Whats a good way to train abs. My home gym only has barbell, squat rack, bench and a pullup bar.

Should i be scared if hernias???

My form is good and ive never had an injury

>>35115976
Choose your parents very carefully.