/That guy/

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>>35104464
>that guy who cares about other people's workout

>>35104464
>that guy only curling the bar

>>35104464
>that old guy with a backwards Yankees hat on, who does not wear deodorant, never washes his gym clothes and quarter reps tons of weight to try and impress cardio bunnies

>>35104636
>wearing deodorant while working out
are you fucking stupid?
If you care that much about sweaty places why don't you go to curves you faggot

>That guy who chalks up before every set of barbell lifts

>that guy who pays money to regularily go to a place where he moves heavy metal objects but does no work in physical sense because he puts them down in same exact spot he lifted them up from, does that for an hour and then leaves tired

>>35104464
>that guy that wears a DYEL shirt

>>35104835
>that fat fuck who shitposts on a board for physical fitness

>>35104464
>That dad bod who wears a wife beater

>>35104868
I'm that guy, u mad?

>>35104464

>That guy who gets his shitty spam thread deIeted for posting the same garbage over and over

Repoted for may may fIooding. lt IiteraIIy isn't funny. No one has ever Iaughed at these.

>>35104551
>that guy who cares about people that care about other people's workout

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>that guy who permablasts but tells everyone hes natty and on a special diet

>>35105024
>that guy who's mad at his computer

That guy who tries to one up you in the gym. ie, doing the same exercise you're doing next to you by going heavier, but has shit form.

>>35104464
>That guy that thinks power cleans are a reverse row and literally doesn't use his legs.

>>35104766
>that guy who wants to get calluses for no reason

>that guy who unironically takes a water bottle to a gym that has fountains everywhere

>>35104835
That is work in the physical sense
Now get out of here because you don't lift AND you're dumb

>>35105203
why would I drink filthy fountain water and get oral herpes when I can drink it clean and filtered from a bottle?

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>>35104464
>leg press in the calf raise
>bending elbows so much on flys they might as well be pressing
>OHP to the top of the forehead then back up

>>35104551
found the banana guy

>>35104996

pic or gtfo

>>35105328
You mean calf raises in the leg press? How does it work the other way around?

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>>35105449
this kind, not the one that goes on your thigh. i guess it's more of a calf press. i just call it linear calf when i write my programs

>>35105515
I literally overheard someone say "wow this is easy" when he was leg pressing the calf machine so I turned and told him it's because he was using his whole leg and he wasn't using the machine properly.
I then showed him how to use it and he didn't leg press the calf machine again thank goodness.

>>35104464
Where did you find this pepe! I simply must have it, name your price?

>>35105146
you caught me

>>35104464
When doing my heavy deadlift sets I eat a banana between every set. Come at me

>that guy who leg presses 900lb and acts big.

that guy is me.

>that guy who only come to work out 2 times per week and act like a motherfucking beast

i used to take kit kats for my training sessions :)

>>35104464
>that guy that wears jeans and only does back extensions

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>that guy who videos himself working out like a schmuck

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>that guy that always bitches about the price of games or DLC or how stingy the steam sales are because he's a poor fuck

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>that guy who wears a tank top to the gym in winter like the cockroach he is

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>that guy who does chin-ups with his palms facing away from him

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>>35105515
>I write my programs

>>35104728
Indian detected

>That guy who doesn't un-rack and re-rack his weights.

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>that guy who benches with his feet on the mat for "core stabilization"

>>35106601
what do you do?
go in twice a week with no plan, bench 135 for 5x8, fuck around on machines and leave?

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>that guy who shits in the gym shower and stomps it down the drain

Oh wait, this is me.

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>that guy who reracks your weights for you and let's you fuck his wife while he watches

>>35106579
that's called a pull-up, bro

>>35106709
you fucking animal

>>35106709
filthy degenerate.

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>>35106709
>that kid whose dad is a faggot

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>that guy who wears compression tights to the gym while also having a drivers license issued to him that states his gender is male

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>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>>35106709
absolute mad man

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>that guy who keeps a gallon of whole milk in the office refrigerator

>that girl who takes the last treadmill just to stare at all of the fucking dudes in front of her. Fuck you Debra.

>>35104728
so you're /that guy/ that smells like literal shit and actually makes me mix my routine up to stay away from you? got it

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>that guy who works out just to stay home on the weekends and shitpost on 4chan and claim he is "bettering himself"

>>35104728
fucking pajeets

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>>35107036
>that guy who is weak and easier to kill in general

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>That guy that pees in the shower
Me

>>35106941
Problem faggot?

>>35105172
Fuck, this is my gymbro.
Sometimes he comes to work out at my gym with my, follows my routine, but insists on doing everything slightly heavier or for more reps. Halfway through he starts getting exhausted and his form goes to shit but I've gotten tired of correcting him.

what do?

>>35104618
Do you mean a 20kg bar? How is that bad?

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>that guy who uses clips on warmup sets
>that guy who uses clips ever
>that guy who warms up

>>35106706
That sounds kind of fun

>>35107230
wanna know how i know you're DYEL?

>>35107264
Because I warm up with it?

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>>35107284
>that guy who warms up with the bar

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>>35107296

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>the guy who texts during his leg press

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>that guy who The Press in the squat rack

>that guy who tries to insert his penis to you while youre doing fixed squats grunting loudly

>>35107228
kiss him to assert dominance

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>that guy who puts his fist out to fist bump you

>>35104835
>he doesn't understand path independence and work done by gravity
Lifting it up and down does 100% of the possible work that's why you're supposed to have a vertical bar path

>>35106721
gym employees?

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>that guy who died in high school

>>35104766
I...I have sweaty hands

>>35107506
Bruh

>that guy doing banana rows
>each set of smith machine upright rows is supersetted with a banana

30 BANANAS A DAY
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>that guy who doesn't know 1/2/3/4 means 100kg ohp 200kg bench 300kg squat 400kg deadlift

>that bald, permabulking guy with glasses who walks around swinging his body like he's some hot shit
If you're reading this:
6/10 body
2/10 face

>that gay guy that holds your hand after a handshake

>>35107906
>not holding someone's hand after giving a handshake to show brotherhood

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>that guy who brings his own lifting belt to the gym

>>35106509
Underrated kek

>that guy who brings in liquor and takes a shot before each set of deadlifts

>>35107341
Where would you have me do it then faggit?

>>35108268
>being too weak to clean your The Press

>>35105324
enjoy your phthalates

>>35107296
Not who you were talking to originally but

Are you sayin you add light weights to the bar in order to warm up then you remove said light weights and add heavy weights?

Lotta work when u can just curl the bar extra or light dumbells

>>35105146
What's that sign say, my phone's shit

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>>35107296
>that guy who loads up body weight without warming up

>>35107337
okay, I'll stop.

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>>35104464

>that guy who avoids eye contact in the showers

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>That guy that squats, benches, OHPs, deadlifts, and then leaves

>>35106721
I once helped a dude who always trains around the same time I did put his weights away because he was deadlifting like 4 plates a side then we became buddies

>>35108683
Legitly got this asian dyel at the gym to wipe my ass for me.

>arrive at gym
>need to take a big shit before I lift
>activate bankai on toilet
>put on fake arm cast and sling
>hear someone in the lockerroom
>ask him to come over and explain to him that my arm is broken and I can't wipe my ass
>he reluctantly agrees
>does 10/10 job maybe he's done it before but he was still gagging the whole time from the smell
>afterwards thank him and put fake cast and sling back in locker
>say "you wipe me long time hahahaha thanks jackie chan I'll be back tomorrow you better be here"
Fuckin lol you should've seen his face

>that guy that leaves the curtain open when he showers

>that guy that told me squats don't make my quads grow

>>35104464
>That guy who grunts like a wildebeest getting gangraped while OHPing lmao1pl8

>>35110013
>on the smith machine, I should add

>>35107251
>That guy that does not warm up

>that guy that runs his hand down his ass-crack and rubs it all over the barbell when nobody is looking
Had several people either going to the gym with pink-eye or complaining that they couldn't come in.

>>35108338
Behinderung
Retardation
its so stupid its funny

>watching slag tennis
>stuffing bananas in their mouths every break
can a whore just not go 30min without gagging on a phallic object?

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>that guy that stares at me doing my own thing instead of doing his own thing
embarrassing XDDDD

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>>35106709

>That guy who desperateIy keeps remaking and bumping a shitty thread that is funny to no one

k

>>35104551
Fuck.

I told an indian dude to use safety rails while benching, since he didn't have a spotter, because it's fucking dangerous.

Should I not have?

>>35108759
cant even feel bad for the guy if he actually came over and did that, grand autismo
>implying this even happened

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>>35104464

>that guy who sticks a banana up his ass during his work out

>>35108608
me

>>35110424
>>35104551
yeah i'm constantly handing people 5kg to prop the weight on whenever they want to load a bar for deadlfitng

>That guy doing shadow boxing between sets

>That ugly guy that turns out to be a girl.

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>>35107284

>That guy who benches 1 plate for years

>But muh volume muh hypertrophy, muh perfect form

>>35104766

damn it. That's me. Sorry I have uber sweaty hands, I even have to chalk a little bit before dumbbells. My hands sweat so bad I feel they will slip.

>that guy who goes to the bathroom at the gym

>>35110311
I know tennis can be pretty intense but are the matches really long enough that they have to take carbs to keep glycogen up? Huh, that's interesting.

>that guy that does yoga at the power rack then leaves

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>that guy who posts his workout on social media
#makingit
#everydayislegday
#aesthetic

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>that guy who only does one set of deadlifts

one word
>the press

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>>35106709
made me kek

>>35104464
>not eating bananas before or during a midworkout rest
>not increasing your manja
>taking preworkout
>turning into a junkie
ishygddt shit

That guy that wants to talk to me the whole time, then wonders why I lift at home 99% time

>that guy that only uses machines and tries to impress by saying stuff like 'I hit X on the pec deck bro'

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>>35113135
>that guy who pays for a gym membership but has a homegym he uses 99% of the time

>>35113150
That guy (me) that gets free gym memberships... asshole

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>>35113199
>that guy who gets mad when people talk to him at the gym and bitches about it online then proceeds to get even madder when called out on it

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>>35113221
>that guy who reminds me that dave chapelle one of the greatest comic minds of our lifetime is doing a new special

>>35113235
>that guy who knows Dave Chappelle is one of the great comic minds of our generation
>but doesn't really know why he went to Africa

That guy who tries to share the shower with you, and doesn't even offer to pick up the soap

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>>35113249
>that guy who mentions africa

>>35113271
>that guy who posts pictures of reddit animals on 4chan

>>35113221
>>35113235
>>35113249
>>35113271
>that guy who quits because he was tired of working 8 hour days, a guy asked him for an autograph at Disneyland, and a white guy laughed at one of his jokes the wrong way

That guy that takes a power dump then hops in the whirlpool.

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>>35104464
I did that after running 10k on the treadmill, to get energfy to start my back-day.

It was rainy outside.

>that guy that outruns cardiobunnies, and outlift curlbro's

That's me i guess.

>>35104464
>he doesn't know about the bananabolic window

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>>35113283
>that guy who goes on reddit and gives reddit credit for shit it doesn't do
>>35113302
>That guy who doesn't know about the illuminati shit that went on and didn't see the inside the actors interview

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>>35113327
>that guy who believes in the illuminati

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>>35113344
>that guy who doesn't know that a select group of rich people own the world

>that guy who goes kayaking and calls it yaking

>>35113302
>that guy who pretends to think that people who know about the Illuminati are crazy, but is actually a lizard

>>35113348
>that guy who thinks the elite are actually human beings lol

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>that guy who's singing and dancing with his earphones while working out

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>>35113348
>>35113352
>that guy who needs to please provide me the house password

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>that guy who is past his glory days but tries to redeem himself with the younger guys by wearing a wife beater and walking around with a lifting belt errywhere and grunting to attract attention

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That guy that wears these

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>>35113352
>>35113365
>>35113381

>2015
>not having ascended to lizard-level of conciousness.

It's like you don't want gains.

>>35113381
dw though I am...
>that guy that the Illuminati hates, but can't touch
>that guy who can move the wind
>that guy who has that Fire in his chest

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>>35113365
>That guy who thinks the alien royality cares enough about planet earth to personally rule it
>That guy who doesn't know that the royality set few humans in place to lead it and make sure they never leave the solar system

>>35113397
I've got one of those guys in my gym.

I swear, either I will watch him die in the gym or he will outlive me.

At least he bought 125lb and 150lb dumbbells for the gym because he wanted to go harder.

That Persian guy who pretends he's Italian

>>35113426
>that guy who thinks that lizards are actually aliens, when they were God's original creation and the first beings on earth
>not knowing that most indigenous people on earth are actually aliens

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>>35113461
>that guy who believes stupid conspiriacy theories

That hot chick who wears baggy clothing

>>35113444
>>35113481
>>35113406
>>35113305
>>35113252
>>35113199
>>35113135
>>35105172
>that guy who cannot greentext

>>35106941
>having problem with what people wears in the gym

>>35113199
How do I achieve this desu?

>>35113381
>tfw you will never be recruited into a secret society
>tfw you will never be one of the movers and shakers

>>35113473
O, it's stupid now because I'm right I get it lol
It's even in the Qur'an - which is why the West hates Islam, because it's the Truth.
Surat 15:26-34
The Jinns are the lizards
The same beings who tried to crucify Jesus
The same beings who made the *Roman* Catholic Church
The same beings who took over the Western Hemisphere and killed all the Indians because they got their asses whooped by the Middle Eastern countries
I know my shit

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>>35106579
>That guy that doesn't know what the fuck a chin up is

>>35113561
6'+/200lbs+ and 1/2/3/4+pl8s x 5

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>>35107180
I feel it m8, I do it too

>>35113582
>that guy who doesn't know intergalactic politics and believes in myths

>>35113582
You're bouncing from one goalpost to another piggie. Crusades happened long before the colonial era. While whitey brought order to a new continent you goat herders continued boy fucking to this day. Also jinns are the evil shitheads that fundamentally brainwash modern day jihadists

>>35113582
Yup that's why you're stupid.

>>35113616
>Crusades happened long before the colonial era
the colonial era happened because they lost the crusades
which is what I basically wrote so you're attempting to disagree with me and agreeing with me at the same time

>>35113626
and you're agreeing with me at the same time*

>>35113599
Get a good job that has a benefit program for free unlimited memberships

>>35113616
but thanks for proving to me that I should stop arguing
how the fuck are you going to try to prove me wrong and say the same shit I just said lol?

>>35113381
>tfw you will never be recruited into a secret society
>tfw you will never be one of the movers and shakers

But here's an open ended question to get some of you thinking.
How many mammals do you know of that burn in the sunlight and molt their skin like reptiles?
Some of you have been lied to.
You aren't even human.
God made humans from black-mud and clay - from the earth.
He made the lizards from a scorching flame.

>>35113686
Fuck white "people"

>>35113678
>implying they actually rule anything but the feeble construct they have built
>implying it cannot be destroyed by the human mind
Strength comes from within, control yourself and control the world.

That guy who believes /fit/ is gonna help him

>>35108759
/that guy/ implying that /that happened/

>>35113648
Stop gettin your hubby fuckin your ass and use your brain brownie. Whitey conquered Jerusalem and the brown horde 100 years before we brought the red man down with.. Smallpox. When brownie gets outta line again.. They gonna get smushed like turds under the boot if they gonna jihad

>>35113719
>that dyel who just came over from reddit without lurking first

>>35105086
>that guy who cares about that guy who cares about people that care about other people's workout

>that guy who gets eaten by a banana

>>35113700
I learned about lizards from lizards so obviously not all white people are evil
But lizards are the ones controlling this shit show we call Mankind
And we are destroying the earth irreversibly
And it's a little more complicated
I've met black African lizards - they are called Ifrit.
Some of them are elitists too and hate African Americans and brown people - they were the ones who sold the African Americans into slavery.

>>35105328
>not finishing each set of flys with a quick set of presses

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>>35113766
for example...
She is not a human, even though she is brown

>>35113686
Only that all mammals gets sunburns and shed skin, which is why you're not allergic to cat and dog fur but the tiny skin particles they shed and which is why elephants and literally every animal in the seringeti covers and showers itself in mud and dirt regulary to protect themselves from UV rays.

Also black people shed and get skin cancer just as much as white people do even sunburns, they just use lotion unlike white people do because if they have dry skin they look like some guy with massive protein surplus came all over their skin.

>Being this much of an disinfo for the alien royal race
We're better than this, we have a right to be an active voice in this galaxy.

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>that guy who derails a thread by posting a picture of dave chappelle

>>35108302
This. Tbh senpai

>>35113819
But entire layers of their skin like a snake...?
come on

>>35113858
Stop disinfo'ing, if you wanted to be right you'd ask me to explain how some lizard babies are born.

And you would argue that the pure lizard trait was recessive and both parents (who in all cases were either brown or any kind of mixed never white or pure black), would've made itself shown after some generations and some massive luck in the genetic recombination but your problem is that you have made no actual research and you do not know that it has all normal explanations and it's an alien royality that rules the entire galaxy while what you're talking about comes closer to a fantasy book written by an edgy teen.

>>35104835
Better than sitting in front of my computer running gentoo Linux, browsing anime forums all day.

>>35108312
because they are that solavble in water. you don't even know what phthalate are, or their basic chemical Structure, yet Stellung cancer. guess what oxygen is the most cancerigonetic molecule. have fun breathing and getting cancer.

guess what. everything can cause cancer

>>35106709
/devilish/

>>35113643
Gotcha. And what jobs are those?

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>>35107341
>that guy who squats in The Press rack.

>>35113899
Difference between me and disinfo is I'm able to explain using 1/4 of the words.
Not everyone is cognizant or spiritually awake
Which is sad
Even Young Thug knows that he's a Jinn
He calls himself "an earthling in disguise", because most people wouldn't expect a black person to be a lizard.
He even predicted that he would blow up in the rap industry, before his name was even out there.. and breaking into the industry is hard enough by itself.
And have you even seen how shiny his face is?
Lizards' skin is more reflective than humans, scales as opposed to skin
It's probably why George Bush squints so damn much.

>>35113944
I work for a major pharmaceutical company

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>>35104464
>that guy who posts that guys about himself to see if he gets razzed

>that guy who sweats when lifting

>>35113966
You're a drug dealer. kek. What kind of job in the company?
Any jobs like that which doesn't require 5 years in uni?

>>35113966

enjoy your /nogains/

>>35104464
>mfw there was a guy who ate a banana during every workout
>mfw he was Olympic lifter
>mfw he got kicked out after breaking gyms floor while deadlifting

>>35110424
lol you talk to indians? Do they shit on the bar after theyre done?

>>35104728
fuck off panjeet

> that autistic guy never saying anything and looking at ground, trying to keep out of the way of other peoples

>>35108040
I don't have one at mine.

>>35108040
>that guy whose wife had a 98lb mole removed from her ass

>that guy who gives free fitness advice on Reddit but also posted this

I've been weightlifting consistently for 3 months, after an extended period of just doing cardio. I have made some really great gains and am achieving the body shape that I'm looking for, which is great, but my actual strength has barely improved at all.

I focus on slow, deliberate movements, and maintain proper form. This gives me a really good workout, but it doesn't seem to do much for strength.

For some examples (please don't bust my balls about this, I know they are low):

>I started with 95lb deadlifts (3 sets of 12) and after 3 months I can't do more than 115lbs.

>I started at 85lb benchpress, and my current maximum is 115 (and I struggle with 3 sets of that)

>Dumbbell shoulder press went from 2x20lb to 2x25lb. After three sets my shoulders are burning like crazy.

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>>35114051
That's insulting.

>>35114011
Keep taking that Adocare buddy, it'll all pay off in the end

>that guy that completes his power cleans with a stance so wide it looks like he's getting ready for his gynecologist to take a looksee

>>35113999
Only custodial, alot of companies reimburse for gym memberships. I know guys at UPS and Fedex that do this.

>>35104464
>that guy who takes down the plate clocks and starts deadlifting them

Based Time Wizard

>>35104464
>that guy who shakes hands with everyone and tries to talk to them throughout the workout

me

Fuck sweet potatoes are so good

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>that guy who only goes to the gym to use the bathroom

>>35114334
>that guy who fuck sweet potatoes are so good
We're gonna have to work on this one.

>>35106941
That's standard issue faggot. What do you need compression pants to squeeze your tiny nuts in?

>>35113319
Fucking fag

>>35107906
>not holding their hand and tensing your biceps as much as you can after a handshake
Dillon, you son of a bitch

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That guy who does Gada mace in the squat rack

>>35108759
It's been too long since I've seen this pasta, thanks buddy

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>that guy who walks around with his hand down his pants, cupping his ballsack, and uses the equipment afterwards.

>>35107341
Power rack bitch. Not just for squats; DYEL.

>>35114269
Thanks. I'll check it out.

>>35107766
Man fuck that nigger. He's too much of a bitch to even make eye contact.

>>35107766
>>35114478
That's me and I'm not my first bulk you cunts, I just started lifting 1 month ago and I'm not balk I just have a shitty hairline I have lucious curls if I let it grow which I won't because hair will get into my eyes.

Also help me with my small calves.

That guy that wears a muscle t and gloves

>>35104636
There is an exact young version of this guy at my gym.

>>35114447
>being so dyel you can't clean your The Press
Lemme guess, new to lifting?

>>35106721
How does it feel knowing that no one really cares if you reracking or not. No one thinks you're alpha for not reracking your weights.

>that indian/asian train on the lat pulldown machine

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>>35114746
Wrong. Disney much?

Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.

>>35107337
>that girl who locks her knees in the leg press

>>35114908
You're just a lazy fuck and you don't rerack your weight because you are literally too stupid to do it, you don't even know what a social experiment is because if you did you'd take the stats and ask the other people about their lifestyles but how could you know I doubt you have seen anything past middle school education-wise.
>implying making people do stuff without knowing information about them
>implying 99% of any people have anything in common with each other socially
>implying you didn't only prove that 99% will do a thing but you don't even know the specific reason anyone has behind it
>It could be social acceptance, to autism and back to just feeling better knowing you've done a ''good'' thing and hoping karma rewards you

>>35107766
He served in the agency and you know it.

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>>35114908
that's not being alpha that's just being a faggot

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>>35106324
>people actually add up the weight on the legpress

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>>35114991
>you don't even know what a social experiment is because if you did you'd take the stats and ask the other people about their lifestyles
I know enough about their lifestyles by observing their submissiveness tendencies.
>I doubt you have seen anything past middle school education-wise
Nice run-on sentence.

Best to just fall in line and rerack my weights like the rest of your dyel brothers.

>>35115039
But I'm not mad because you're not reracking your weight I couldn't give less of a fuck what you do in your gym, I'm mad because you are pretending to know stuff and use terms without knowing their definition.

Stop abusing actual scientific terms, you did not do a social experiment ,that is literally like some kid adding water and dirt, creating mud and calling it a biologial experiment.

>>35113381
What movie?

>>35115074
Picked the wrong major senpai. Take a break from 4chan for a while, your face is turning red.
>>35115080
Eyes Wide Shut.

>>35115107
What is my major?

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>>35115013
>>35114991
>>35115074
Falling for this ancient pasta. S.mh Tbqh f.am

>>35115149
It's okay, he's new. dyels right? Can't live with them, can't live without them.

>>35104858
>>35105234
>>35107435
>>35113922
>that guy who took the bait

>that guy who gets mad when people post greentext on things they do at the gym

>that guy that makes a new "that guy" thread instead of bumping the old one

>>35111262
Niggah fuck you

>>35116346
>that guy who doesn't post the link

>>35104464
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

>>35116478
>>>35111901

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>that guy who stimulates his prostate when wiping his ass

That guy who snickers at me because I'm only dead lifting 3 pl8s, then ask why I'm putting them in the back room instead of the rack. Then realizes they are 100lbs plates and wslks away.

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>>35116775
>that guy who wipes his ass

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>>35116784
>that dyel who doesn't know how to greentext and makes up some story about a guy snickering at him and him winning the fictional exchange

>>35104728
Ranseep detected

>>35104728
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>>35116808
That guy that discriminates against the colorblind

>>35104728
DESIGNATED

>>35116843
>that guy that if I wanted humor I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are

>>35116871
This guy..

You are just the cutest.

>>35107033
do you work out with make up too faggot?
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