Why aren't you bulking on uranium /fit/?

Because I'm already bulking on gasoline and really, who the fuck can afford both

how do you think Radioactive Man got all his gainz?

>>35102799
he was active on the radio?

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>>35102820
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>35102668
>food

>>2015
>> Not trying to achv Super muntant mode.

Fuck everyone in this thread.

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So with one gram on uranium I get about million calories in a day for fifty fucking years.

>>35102668
Someone explain me how the fuck that's actually possible?

>>35103135
somehow a radioactive substance actually has a lot of energy
suprising huh

SOURCE?

>>35103135
Are you legit surprised by that or Did i fell for dat bait?

>>35103135
This is the information that the food producing cartels want to keep secret from the general public

>2152
>Be me, major skellington
>Read the /fit/ sticky
>Decide to try GOUAD like Mark Isotoe reccomends
>Go to local health food store
>Buy gallon of organic, grass fed uranium. 50 freedom coins is a lot, but itll all be worth it.
>Drink my gallon throughout the day. >Its so fucking tough, but i manage to finish it by midnight.
>Sumthin aint right
>Muscle mass begins growing instantly all over my body
>I get this intense wave of pure testosterone that overcomes my senses
>My skin takes on a green tone
>My family sees the transformation and runs in terror
>Spend the rest of the night shitposting on /fit/

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>>35102668
I do

>>35103327
Kek

4 scoops of uranium 2-3 times a day

What would happen if you were immune to radiation and ate that? Would you never have to eat again ?

>>35103215
>RESTURAUNTS HATE HIM

>>35102668
b-but im cutting

>>35102668
Why aren't we feeding this shit to Africans then?

Checkmate, Rich Piana

C'MON GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND C'MON

You wouldn't be able to metabolize the uranium anyway, you would just continue needing to burn carbs, fat, and protein for energy

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>>35103327
>Mark Isotoe
Lost it

>>35103135
a calorie is only relevant in terms of energy you get from biologically breaking down nutrients.

some cheeky fuck has converted the energy released per gram of fissuring uranium from joules into calories because it's funny.

eating uranium will not provide 80bn dietary calories. it will provide 0. and then kill you.

>>35103875
no because we can't metabolize it.

>>35104232
Maybe it is possible for other lifeforms.

This Thread

>>35103911
Toppest of keks, good sir.

>>35102668
Unfortunately eating one gram of uranium and then gaining 10 million kilograms of fat isn't part of my plan.

>>35104232
a calorie is the amount of energy it takes to increase the temperature of 1g water by 1 degree you fucking retard

it has nothing to do with breaking down nutrients

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>>35104386
other life forms ?

>>35103135
e=mc^2 basically means that energy can be turned into mass, and vice versa. c is the speed of light, which is pretty large, so the upshot is that there is a fuckton of energy in just a little mass. When you use carbs, protein, or fat as energy, the energy is coming from chemical bonds between particles breaking down. The bonds aren't very energy-rich, so you only get 4-9 calories per gram. Same story with gasoline, but gasoline molecules have more and heavier bonds than carb, protein, or fat molecules. Nuclear reactors literally convert mass directly to energy, so the available energy density is much higher.

In principle, you could convert the mass in carbs, protein, and fat directly to energy too, but no one has any clue how to do it. Nuclear reactors use uranium and thorium because they're really big atoms, and the reactors take advantage of the fact that really big atoms are unstable and relatively easy to pull apart.

>>35104386
Other life forms get energy from breaking down carbohydrates or moleculair bonds, can't do shit with just elements.

>>35104641
>In principle, you could convert the mass in carbs, protein, and fat directly to energy too, but no one has any clue how to do it.
burn it ? The energy will come in form of heat, or I am just stupid.

>>35104692
Burning gets energy from chemical bonds too. Fire is just a flashier and faster version of what goes on in your stomach.

>>35104232
I was going to make fun of you for thinking that people in this thread actually thought you could metabolize uranium, but then I actually read the thread and it seems I would be wrong to do so.

>>35104585
I'm impressed that you actually did the math.

>>35104628
Nobody uses that calorie anymore, they only use the kilocalorie, or food Calorie. It's silly to use that definition.
And you do have to admit that however he phrased it, he has a point that the chemical energy in fat and carbohydrates is bioavailable, the nuclear energy in Uranium is not.

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>>35104729
oh, I see.

>>35104683
I pity how dim you are. Aliens ain't gotta be like earth life at all. Shit, it could be a synthesized lifeform that purposely eats radiation and shits death.

>>35104692
The only hypothesis we have for an even vaguely useful way to get the fundamental mass energy out of matter is matter + anti-matter annihilation.

>>35104811
The real question: Why aren't you annihilating existence for greater gains?

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I tried.
I'm sure some scientist dude can prove me wrong, there are numbers up there so big I don't even know how to SAY them.

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>>35102799
>>35102820

Two thousand twenty-five
Five billion five hundred sixteen million
Eighty billion
Twelve trillion four hundred eleven billion
Twenty-two hundred fifty
One hundred fifty-six
Two thousand thirteen
Five trillion nine hundred two billion five hundred million
Twenty
Eleven trillion eight hundred five billion
Thirty-eight billion fourty-six million eight hundred ninety-three thousand eight hundred eighty-four
One hundred four million one hundred sixty-six thousand six hundred sixty-nine
Four
Eighteen

No need to thank me.

>>35105928
>Make up a bunch of random numbers in written form: the post

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>>35104637
kek

>>35105940

>>35105928
is referring to

>>35105774

This could totally be prompt for some sci-fi shit

>Japan makes a human titan that weighs 5200000000 lbs and needs a gram of uranium a day to live
>Humanity discovers space organisms with the capability to metabolize uranium

list goes on

>>35106100
I think it was shown that metabolism uranium is not a source of calories. The OP's pic showed the energy gained from metabolism UNTIL it reached uranium, then it just showed the rough energy output of the mas converted to energy.

So maybe we can find ayys that convert mass to energy, but I think uranium is off the table for anything but severe 1950s style "radiation magic."

Ala Fallout.

>>35106217

I guess its more along the line of powering giant robots

>>35106249
see
>>35104641

If you can convert mass to energy, then skies the limit. We only think of this with uranium because it was one of the few things we are capable of converting the mass to energy. If we could do it with water as easily, we'd do that.

>>35103327
MUTANT MASS
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>>35104585
fucking pussy eat big get big

>>35103327
Only one gallon?
C ' M O N
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M
O
N

>>35103327
>My skin takes on a green tone
Hey VG