how into this mode?

Buy a couch, get a rat, practice laying on it with the rat.

>>35074357
Work out and get tattoos

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steroids

>>35074357
I envy that doge..

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who is that guy, im a fan of the half suit tattoo

>>35074357
Be gay, get the gayest dog on the planet, inject sterons for 5 years, get a faggy tattoo, shave your head into a mohawk, grow a beard, lie down shirtless, put your gay pug on your crotch, pretend to be sleeping, ask someone to take a pic. Done

>has to have a dog because steroids have ruined any chance he had of having a kid

I feel sorry for him

>>35075963
Meh. Dogs are more fun than kids. And you can put them down if they're annoying while kids are for life.

>>35074357
Hibernation mode

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>>35074357
>Vikings season 3
>dude claim to be lone wanderer
>no way to get food on regular bases
>no home to get good sleep
>looks like a tank
... how do i into viking mode?

>>35076199
>looks like a tank
You haven't been on /fit/ very long have you

>>35076211
I have been for 4 years
And i actively avoid to get body dismorphia

>>35076199
>no way to get food on regular bases
Except hunting and fishing. You can easily bulk on moose and deer, not to mention salmon and mackerel.