how do I achieve machamp-mode?

>>35063049
by being a little manchild who still likes pokeman

>>35063049
Bulking with Uran

you must first grow extra arms
to do that you must
enter Hindu God mode
to become Hindu God, you must train in the way of the Hindu

>Hindu squats every day
>yoga
>meditation
>starvation for long periods
>when not starving, eat a vegetarian (not vegan!, yogurt and cow piss are very nutritious) diet
>vork for Microsoft
>and the most important step, you must never, ever POO IN THE LOO. use the Designated Shitting Streets

you will one day wake up with extra arms, then you can train for Machamp mode

>>35064515
It's not piss it's breast milk asshole.
You could have said "breast milk" , maintained a vulgar comment , and increased accuracy.
Also, you don't just wake up with extra arms.
You're transformed when sitting lotus in meditation under a tree and reach a state of enlightenment, idiot.

> doing OHP and curls at the same time

hnng

>>35066138
you mean front and back deadlifts at the same time

>>35063049
Once you reach Machoke-mode, have your family give you to another family.

>>35064515
>vork for microsoft
and what do you do? be an autistic NEET shitposting with your buddies on saturday nights?

Over head deadlifts and a diet of poffins or pokeblocks

>>35065782
>>35066987
POO
IN
LOO

>>35063049
>be caught in a pokeball
>get swole as Machoke mode
>get traded away
>???
>mutation occurs