ITT: Retarded gym music

Buy me a ring buy buy me a ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

>>35043581

>gym has started playing the UK top 40's
>nothing but Justin Beiber and Ellie Golding

I get enough of this shit everyday on my commute to Uni. Mate plays nothing but Radio 1, its so fucking trash, I don't need it in my gym.

Baby I'm worth it
Uh huh I'm worth it

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up, and touch the sky
Can't stop, 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time

Smile like you mean it. OoohOOOHHOOO. OoohOOOHOOOO.
SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

CAUSE I'M AYAHAYAAUY AYHAYAYHAY CAUSE I'M BACK IN BLAH. IM BACK IN BLAHG. I'M BACK IN BLAG AND I HIT THE THE STAG

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/fi/t related music!

Pump Iron - Bob Couch (Original)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

JORRELL - BORN 2 LIFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-od0rlC-60c

Lethal Bizzle Rari WorkOut ft. JME & Tempa T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcGJA7-HeM

Arnold Schwarzenegger - UP, DOWN Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW7Ok3drIp8

Power Glove - Maximum Potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imG1MyMipi8

T. Powell - I'm A BEAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjv0iEx5ppw

Rock Solid - Swole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0_6pnKzPUc

MARK9 - Do You Even Lift?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBGOzjLXbWk

WORKOUT BUDDIES - Mike Chang's Rap Debut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqyQC_P-K-E

-Cringe zone-

"Get Swoll" by Constantine (Big Con) featuring Rich Piana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10

Kali Muscle - MONEY AND MUSCLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cINuLWrSzVo

POPEK MONSTER - DIRTY DIANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Z-gsQLJjk

Rob Bailey & The Hustle Standard :: WE'RE DOING IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgDvo7vOcg

DJ MuscleBoy - PUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD79miUXZXc

I love me
Gunna love myself and I dont need anyone else
I love me
Cant help myself cuz i dont need anyone else
I me

I always chuckle when the hamplanets skip to the smoothie bar to get their XL cups of chocloate smoothies while singing this

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
What does the fox say?

JIBUN WO

How do you hear music at the gym? Join the earbud master race and never have to listen to autistic advice again.

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>tfw home gym
>tfw listening to the Inception soundtrack on glorious surround sound
>tfw naked too
>tfw barbell catches dick on deadlifts and shrugs

>>35043581

I sometimes work second shift so I end up hitting the gym (YMCA) around 11AM.

They put on the best of the 40s and 50s for the geriatrics. Nothing like trying to get your swole on to Glenn Miller or Fats Domino

I hate it when they play nigger stuff with every other word silenced out or distorted. What's the point?

>>35043889
>Amerikeks

How deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love

>commercial gym music

My theory is they play it for the hamplanet bitches who legitimately enjoy ear rape and would be grossed the fuck out by heavy breathing, grunting, and farting.

>>35043879
At the showers

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>>35043846
>Rock Solid - Swole
>repping 315 with uneven grip

They were half reps but still

>>35043846
You put DJ Muscleboy in the cringe section? That's the only good one in the list!

>>35043846
That fucking Mike Chang rap.
Literally /fit/ in a nutshell.

And if you really need me, you gotta gotta gotta gotta footage love me harder
Baby love me harder
Love me, love me, love me
Harder, harder, HARDER

Hello
It's me
This sounds like a dog singing holy shit it's annoying

The way that booty movin' I can't take no more Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull her close I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

Damn girl Damn you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Damn you'se a sexy bitch
Damn girl Damn you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Damn you'se a sexy bitch
Damn girl Damn you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Damn you'se a sexy bitch Damn girl Damn you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Damn you'se a sexy bitch

>>35043846
The intro to Money and Muscle is fucking great

>yeah I slapped the shit out of that little nigga

>>35044042
>must be bait

>>35043934
this dammnit

also
>u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i u and i,i,i,i,i

>>35043846
>POPEK MONSTER
POPEK, IS THAT YOU?

cant read my cant read my cant read my oh no you cant read my poker face


sorry i started wearing noise canceling earphones several years ago. i dunno if i can participate in this thread 2015 edition

Why you gotta be so ruuude?

Im gonna marry you anyway
Marry that im gonna marry you anyway
Marry that girl

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I really really really really really really like you
And I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too?

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>walk in the gym

>Do you recall, not long ago We would walk on the sidewalk? Innocent, remember? All we did was care for each other

uuuhhooo uhoooo ihoooo uhioooo

Uuuuuuuooooohh

Shut up and dance with me

you know you're only in it
cuz it's hot right now, hot right now
turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now

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>>35043581
what's that one that goes
>*shitty rap muh fugga nigga*
>REEEEE
>REEEEE
>*muh fugga nigga shit*
>REEEEE
>REEEEE
never fails to make me laugh

>>35044460
I think that's just something in your head m8. Brain cancer can be weird sometimes

"Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)"

Fucking Amerifats

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its all about that base about that base

>>35044489
no
now you've made me search for the shitty track for the last 20 minutes

>>35044460
>le nigger music meme
Autism.

>>35044639
lmao and you still didn't find it

Either you mean this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
or you really have brain cancer

I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me

>>35044677
Vale,
One-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro
I know you want me (want me)
You know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
You know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

(Ha ha ha)
One-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

GIRL SAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MUMBO JUMBO SONG
Yeah

That Uma Thurman song by fall out boy or some shit might be the worst song I've ever heard whenever I hear it I walk away from the weight room and go brood in the bathroom for like 4 minutes

NOW IF WERE TALKIN BODIES

>>35044668
I give up
maybe I do have brain cancer

Arianna Grande song where she says "baby baby" then talks really fast

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>>35043885
I know that feel.

>>35044738
Are you sure it's not the song I linked? Sounds exactly like you described it