Body help?

>>35040121
Find where she lives and kidnap her?

>>35040127
>she

Arrange plans to make NATTY GAINS first.

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>>35040127
>she

The fuck? That looks like me

>>35040720
LONDONG
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How many lunges?

>>35040729
Very.

>>35040749
3xf

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>>35040121
Technique to get this body

>>35040849
Leg intensive workouts most likely
Tons of squats and lunges
Deadlifts
Pull ups
Some arm workouts so you dont look like a fag.
Pushups
Bench press
Running

Diet

Low fat low carb high protein most likely.

Don't know for sure thats why i made the thread. I mean these are guesses but they should help.

>>35040902
thanks brah

>>35041020
You're welcome.

>>35040290
>tfw your qtpi has become an ugly roided bb

>>35040121
Take it in the butt. A lot.
Be somebody's play thing. Mine, to be exact.

>>35041479
Thats pretty gay senpai.

>>35040121
I don't know what it is but I'd fuck it

>>35041602
You know you'd do all sorts of crazy shit with that ass.

>>35041633
>>35041633
No. I wouldn't. Its not my thing, very painful and in the case of some people on this board like the guy who shoved a champagne bottle in his ass it is damaging.

>>35041668
Hey, it's not my thing either, but I know a feminine body when I see one.

>>35040121

Eat very little and deadlift.

>>35040121
Fuck, do I love little perky glutes.
Hip thrusts, pull ups and eat 2000cal a day, provided you are active. Pick up running or swimming for cardio.

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>>35040121

Hip thrusts on me 3xF

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>>35040121
If grill, run this for extra qt points

>>35040121
more pics like this pls

>>35040121
i can not...
tell if that is a guy or girl.

if that is a girl, i reallywant to eat her pussy. if not a las, i wouldnt mind getting shagged by this chap

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>>35042116
>getting shagged
I don't think you know how gay sex works. You don't "get shagged" by guys like that. You put them in a dress and fuck them like a girl while punching them in face to assert your dominate alpha male status

Gotta love these threads.

While Im here how do I into trump mode?

>>35042574
Glorious, more!

Tfw literally have this body
Except my hammies are kinda flat

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>>35042574
Bruh what is this uncanny shit. I literally think I'm gay now what the hell.

Do men really look like this now?

>>35041061
>tfw you enjoy both
The male body is such a beautiful thing.

>>35041061
>doesn't like roiders

what are you, some kind of woman?

>>35044758
Some do.

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>>35044758
Twinks.
By the time they're 21, they'll either go full tranny mode or go back to being a man.

>>35044819
Most get into a gym and turn ottermode, I've met a few who didn't even seem to age.

>>35044819
The moment he cut off his benis. I lost all atttraction

Should have kept boobs and benis at same time t.b.h.

>>35044764
Doesn't work well on him at all.

>>35044758
Nothing is hotter than a qt twink.
>>35044426
Spray tans applied improperly, hair bleaching and balding. Eat more sugar and spend a year or two with your conservative grandparents.

>>35044819
Don't care, would still smash
no homo

>>35040121
this is a bait post

>>35048355
But that bait is super tasty.

>>35040121
would make love to/10

post moar twinks

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>>35049526
Here you go.

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>>35049613
>trannies

degenerate desu senpai.

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>>35049642
u mad, gaybrah?

>>35049691
Is..is t-that a man?

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>>35049722
the male identifies as a woman, shitlord.

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>>35049691
Not really mad, just think they're repulsive, but you do you breh.

>>35049735
Does it now or did it at one time have a benis?

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>>35049746
only a man can have a female body this good

>>35049753
benis i think. it's that one twink in a pic that was posted on here some years ago. he was wearing a brazil speedo and had the ass of a goddess (no homo). brown skin and gay af haircut.

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>>35049753

Same person in pic related.
>>35049735
>>35049691
>>35044819