Since /fit is full of fucking weird cunts, you're bound

>>35009108
I never put my stuff in a locker that doesnt have a 7 at the end of it.

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I only use lockers with repeating digits.

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>>35009191
like these?

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>>35009361
GODDAMNIT REEEEEE

>>35009191
>9191

>>35009108
i never step over the bar i always hop

>>35009108
I always use locker #49 or #69, because I've got the maturity of a 16 year old.

i throw salt over the bench before every use and don't lift within five metres of anyone bigger than me because their mass will syphon off my chakra energy and make me weaker

I only use locker number 675 at my local gym.

>>35009191
>godlike

Not about lifting but my one superstition is that if I see a midget in real life it means bad luck for the rest of the day

Creepy little fuckers they are

>>35009191
100 or 99 are the best

>>35009549
whats up with 49 being funny?

I never perform the roll of shame or ask strangers for a spot on bench.
If it is my fate to be crushed on the bench then so be it for a valkyrie will be sent to carry me to Valhalla or to help me do some negatives.

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>>35009191

>>35009724
Reverse semi-autosodomy.

>>35009777
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>>35009108
I always piss before I start a workout. Maybe it's just habit, maybe it's because I don't want to piss/shit/cry and spaghetti everywhere.

>>35009833
I always breath before deadlifting, maybe its just a habit but I dont want to die from not breathing.