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You there. What is your profession?
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Audit associate for a big four firm in a smaller country.
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software development.

I really want to get out of it though, and find something fitness related. maybe martial arts instructor, but first I have to get good at martial arts.
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>>34996893
Machine perception engineer
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Ranger for Municipal Govt in Australia
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pog in the army
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>>34996893
I..I..I.. lift weights.
Removals and relocation services
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>>34996940
Same bruh
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>>34996954
i don't think we're going to make it sadly
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Window cleaner
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Grad student/instructor of lin. alg. + advanced EM.
>tfw marking assignments and exams
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>>34996893
Sales engineer
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>>34996893

Medschool.
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>>34996959
B-but we're all gonna make it bro, why would you say that?
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Emergency physician.
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Software developer at Google. I've been through a lot in the industry, if you have any career questions, I'd be glad to answer.
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>>34996929
You hand out parking tickets? Fucking die scum!
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Prior infantry Marine. Now military private contactor
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>>34996893
Working at a supermarket when im not in school
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>>34996989
I was a software engineering intern at Google this past summer. Pretty sick company but most DYEL gym I've stepped foot in.
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>>34996893
Student/Tutor

No, hot girls don't come in for help with middle school algebra. They usually have a team of beta orbiters who are willing to do their homework while the girl is out getting spitfired by Jamal and Chad.

Only ugly girls come in usually, so I don't get any good booty from working there.
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EFL teacher
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>>34996893
Underground miner, 200k salary, work week on week off. Winning
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>>34996989
>if you have any career questions, I'd be glad to answer.

Thank you so much.

I have 22 years old, no money for college education, and I want to start programing and get a good job that help me get the hell out of my county. Where should I start?
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>>34997020

Is it really as physically demanding as they say? At the end of your shift do you have any desire to do anything besides sleeping?
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Internal medicine resident physician. Trying to fight the gains goblems when I'm working 30+ hour call days every four days this month.
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Law Student/Bartender
The hours that I work/study make it next to impossible to have a social life.
>tfw no one wants to hang out at 4am b/c they have real jobs and families and shit
>tfw 22 and want to party sometimes, but can't because living dat bar lyfe
Money is good, don't get me wrong, it's just shitty that I never get to do fun things and all my friends get to go on cool trips and travel the world n shit
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>>34997064
There is nothing wrong about being alone at certain phases of your life. You can learn a lot from it.
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>>34997024
Well, I suppose you don't want to be an expert, just to have decent (not as stressful) job. I'd say - just grab a book of basics. Select a language - Java and .NET will be sticking around for some time, and they're easy to get into, and also have a lot of good paying, but easy jobs. Then google for books for beginners, usually a thread from StackOverflow will pop-up, and there are a lot of experienced people there who know their shit.

And as soon as possible, grab a job as a junior somewhere - even if they're paying shit, the experience is worth it.

I was really expecting questions from someone who's already in college or some shit, so my advice is really obvious. Just start. When you learn something basic like Java/C#, it's easy to go to something else if needed.
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I'm a potter, sir
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>>34996994
>Inconveniencing others by abandoning >1 t of metal in a public place
No U
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>>34996909

Why would you give up all that money opportunity? As well as all the time spent in education?
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>>34997024
Also, if you have no obligations where you live, just move to a country where college is free.

Where I come from (Czech Republic), the college is payed by the tax-payer, so they have it in the law, that they have to provide access to lectures for everyone, and if you want to go to practices/labs, they won't throw you out, if there's empty space.
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beekeeper
>literally lifting boxes of honey all day
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security guard, bitchs be mirin all day
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>>34997081
Do you recommend any book or website?
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>>34997076
Yeah, I know that. It's just rough sometimes, always being on the grind.
And what bothers me the most is that my friends always tell me to "stop hustling". Like bruh, I literally cannot at this point. If I didn't work so much, I wouldn't be able to support myself.
Like my room mate, is just doing upgrading right now, which I mean, good for them and everything, I think its awesome when people go back to school. BUT, they're constantly complaing about how hard their grade 12 math course is, or how they have to write a 5 pages research paper, and how they have to unwind.
Like, their parents pay for their portion of the rent, their living expenses, fucking everything, and they do literally shit all.
Like why can't that be my life? Why do I have to just claw my way through, and then get chastized for clawing too hard?
ahhhhhhhh
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>>34996893
I answer to the phone.
And you, you are only a cock sucker ?
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>>34997110
Read this for example: https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-best-books-to-learn-Java

https://www.codecademy.com is the cool shit now

When you move to more advanced stuff, look for online college classes on webs like coursera.com. You can look even for beginner classes, but I think they don't have lot of those. At least they didn't when I last checked.
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Studying Urban Planning, currently working casually as a porter/spotter/dogsbody for a logistics firm and hassling planning consultancies about internships.
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>>34997110
SICP course by MIT is a must for any software engineer. Learn algorithms too. Those two and some experience in one programming language are good basics for a job in this field.
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>>34997125
>It's just rough sometimes, always being on the grind.

I know it is. Personally, face things like that became a lot more easier since I converted to Christianity. You never feel alone, rejected or "displaced" because you know you can have God as company.
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Courier for FedEx
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>>34996893

Funny how in that movie all of the sco-- I mean spartans were unemployed retards spoiling for a fight.
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>>34997156
>>34997137

Thank you so much, guys. I wish I can learn all this stuff very fast, we are facing a huge economic crisis in my country. I want my mom and dad to be safe from it.
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>>34996893
Bestkek sales associate.
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i grow government sanctioned medicinal marijuana
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>>34996971

I did that for three years, selling equipment to major power utilities. Made me depressed as hell. So I packed up and moved to dubai, and I'm now a project manager in the biggest fuckin projects I could ever dream of.

Feels good to create rather then to leech
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Navy, aviation ordnance, getting out though for school, maybe take up programming? Also want to become a personal trainer
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>>34997192
What country are you talking about?
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Casino Dealer

Got roulette as my one game now but currently in training for baccarat

Pretty cushy job get 26 an hour and only have to work a minimum of 2 shifts a week
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Cleanroom engineer.
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>>34997210
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Graduate cloud support "engineer"
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>>34997218
Fuck, I've heard only the worst about your country. I'd probably go refugee style into US, it's not that far away.

Don't get discouraged by shitty people like Trump, if you're willing to work hard, and not just use the welfare system, most of the US citizens will have no problem with you.
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Law student.
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>>34997190
that's because sparta was a city state where one third of it's population were slaves, and the sons of their owners could afford to be jobless wankers who train all day
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>>34997232
It's too violent, man. I don't want to raise my family in this type of place. A toilet cleaner in the US has more prospects of financial success than a graduate medium-class in Brazil. I also would never take welfare from anyone because being legally in US would be a bless by itself.
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>>34997088
Get a real job you parasite.
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>>34997156
>>34997192

What do you guys think about " HarvardX: CS50x3 Introduction to Computer Science"?
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>>34997358

Ops, meant to quote >>34997137
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>>34997003
I was a 0311 in 1st marines for 4 years did 2 pumps.
How is contract life senpai
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>>34997358
Looks great. MIT had also good online "intro to CS" lectures, working with python with great teacher,
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>>34997395

My only concern is that some MIT classes are more than 5 years old. Is this a problem?
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design consultant
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>>34997403
Nah, it doesn't really matter with basics. Would be a problem if you'd be learning some cutting edge technology.
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>>34997413
Great!
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>>34997370
It's fucking great man, money is good and a lot less bullshit to deal with
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4th year medical student
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n.. nurse sir!
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>>34997190
the spartans enslaved a whole lot of people so they could sit around and train for war. thats why they where so good at war
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>tfw I don't know what to do with my life
thought about med school but I'm not sure if it's worth to study so hard just to work even harder later
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>>34997403
Theory doesn't change with time. It's gonna be fine.
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>>34997571
NOT worth it. just dont. it sucks so fucking hard. just dont do it. it is difficult and boring, and to survive, you must be really dedicated and willing to throw the next decade of your life away. if that is your thing, sure. but it is not worth it in any way
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>>34997303

Butthurt much bud?

Don't park illegally and you with get a ticket. It's pretty fucking simple really, even for mongs.

Actually as I said I am a ranger not a parking officer mate.I do give out the occasional parking fine when I can be fucked.

Would love to know what kind of "real job" you have though ;)
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>>34996893
free spartans were not allowed to have a profession or work, their profession was being a warrior
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lifeguard
>tfw I get free gym membership and pool entry where i work
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>>34997034
Yeah its hard as fuck but I still go to the gym every other day. Hard life but get well paid and have good work/life balance.
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Aerospace engineer.
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>>34996994
I knew a guy that does that. He's based though and here's why:

>works in city not too far from the gym
>at start of shift runs round and chalks some tires for ten mins so it looks like he's doign something
>goes back to car, takes jacket off and grabs gym gear
>goes to gym instead of working
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>>34996893
I'm a high school graduate who was in the army for three months and quit. Now I'm looking for a job and next autumn I'll start studying philosophy in a univeristy.
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>>34997089
Maybe because he's fucking unhappy with it you fucking idiot
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>>34996893
Medical Biotech
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QA Analyst for a major health care company.

The true gains goblin.
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gas station cashier.

easiest minimum wage job around.

trying to save up for a car so I can get the fuck out of my shithole town and start going to school.
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>>34996989
what sort of job will I actually get with a Computer Systems Engineering degree? Is robotics an unrealistic aspiration?
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General practice attorney.

I travel around my state doing civil cases and some criminal defense. Really anything that rolls in. It's my first real job ever- graduated law school last year and got thrown right into the shit. But I love it so far.
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>>34996893
>PhD in Math
>300k/yr
>26 yrs old
>Benchpress 250......kg
>Also Fitness Model (Front Page several times)
>23 cm Penis
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Eletrical engineer at ford.
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>>34998285
/sci/ memes belong on their rightful board.
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I am on disability benefits for being a manlet.
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Maintenance at a hotel. Pretty chill. I usually just sit in my office all day and browse fit until someone calls me on the radio to set up for a meeting or party etc, I'm actually doing this right now drinking free coffee. Might change light bulbs, fix some plumbing or something like that later.
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>>34997537
You spell it GODDAM NURSE.

Fucking A+ brofession full of chicks and littel cute kids´n shiet. I´m a nurse also.
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Work at a gym part time while going to school full time. Planning on buying my first house in December, since it's actually cheaper to buy it than to rent somewhere
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Carpenter
Fuckloads of money, don't have to sit down all day which is great. Work with my hands
All the guys I've worked with have had back/knee problems because they're retards and never took care of their body or stretched a day in their lives
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>>34996893
I bot hundreds of accounts on runescape lol
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>>34996893
Physicist
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>>34997190
You mean movie stars?
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Busboy in huge pub.

I carry a lot of crates and get to talk to qts. Pay isn't that bad as well.
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>>34996893
Trader
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>>34998366
Lol do you actually? I used to do that, made a lot of money.
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>>34997024
Codeacademy.com
Even though you can't attend MIT or Stanford they put all their lectures on YouTube just search for whatever you want
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>>34998433
I used to do this as well. Made a boatload of money and my current employer loved hearing about it in my interviews.
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>>34997024
>help me get the hell out of my county.
go to germany and say you are a refugee
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>>34997178
so you just made up a friend to help you through it?
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>>34997279
>one third
dunno who told you that, there were about 7 helots for every spartan.
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I'm in advertising
I'm also a racist
It makes work stressful
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>>34997190
>tfw since the referendum england hates us now
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>>34998588
nah we dont lad
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>>34998356
>brofession
you are a glorified servant cleaning up shit and puke all day, nothing bro about that
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>>34998595
i've noticed a ton more anti scottish sentiment in edinburgh where i live. feels bad man, i like england.
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Sales and marketing coordinator
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>>34998588
>>34998617
Yeah we do, ignore the other cunt.

Don't get me wrong lad, my best mate is Scottish (and a Glaswegian at that) - but this whole SNP debacle has undermined what was an enormous part of the English identity, namely that we were likely to call ourselves British and defend to the death this little island. But upon seeing the media constantly banging on about the multiculturalism loving Scottish (as long as it only effects England) a lot of people have become enraged and wish you would have left.
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Should i realy start SS or is it just a meme? Please help me
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>>34998223
G-gaskun?
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>>34998648
i hate the SNP too. the only thing they offer that I like is independence. not because of nationalistic reasons, i think being proud of your country is fucking pointless. but for economic reasons and for better representation. but the SNP are far too mollycoddling and that scares me, because if we go independent under them we will end up like sweden 2.0
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>be fresh grad CS student
>absorbed in a huge engineering company, was previously an intern
>my coworkers have all been in the industry for at least 15 years
>all pretty chill, one even plays TES games
>xboxhueg pay, quarterly profit sharing, mad pussy (finance department of our company is literally just a few steps away, and oh god they are flaming hot)
>free gym and free food for gainz
>sometimes doze off at work because I literally do nothing as I finish anything they want me to code before the deadline
>21 years old
Am I living the dream or am I living the dream?
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>>34998602
>we save lives!!
>we're basically doctors!!
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>>34998669
SS is good for beginners.
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Bank teller.
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I move boxes
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>>34996893
Professional NEET :^)

Looking at applying for a bank teller position soon though.
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>>34997650
Eyy, I used to be a lifeguard. Free gym, free pool, free sauna, get paid to ogle women in swimsuits and hit on co-workers. Good times. Make the most of it amigo.
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>>34998241
I have a friend who works in robotics. It's a tricky industry to get into. Excel at what you do, get a master's (preferably a phd) and be prepared to relocate to either Japan or a few locations in the US.
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>>34998830
what degree does your friend have? im going to try and go all the way through to a PhD, and I'll start picking up Japanese
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>>34998588
Not as much as you Jock counts hate us.

Seriously, we killed William Wallace like 100 years ago, can't you just forget about it and move on?
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>>34998855
Robotics, funnily enough ;)

I think specifically it was medical robotics but as long as it's relevant it should be ok. He works in autonomous driving now.
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>>34998894
And previous to that he got a bachelors degree in elec eng.
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Diagnostic imaging.
Basically, I go to hospitals and fix XRay, nuclear med, MRI, mammography machines. Fun stuff, get to talk to tons of smoking hot hospital techs.
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>>34998894
>>34998902
thanks for the advice man
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Paramedic
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>>34998714
U're not...
Unless u hav flaming hot gf
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>so many plebshit jobs
no wonder /fit/ is so retarded
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Freight train conductor
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>>34998714
pretty jelly desu. What sort of stuff are you coding?
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>>34997020
Since when do miners earn that much?

They earn the equivalent of 18k per year in my country.
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Network/Systems engineer. Been making 6 figures since I was 25yo. Cruisy job for the most part.
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>implying anyone on /fit/ has a profession
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Chemical Engineer.
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>>34999388
probably the same way the pay of offshore oil workers skyrocketed, way less staff needed with more techical knowledge
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>>34996893
data scientist
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Fighter pilot
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>>34998365

What country and how much do you make if you don't mind me asking?
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>>34996893
I am a police inspector.
>inb4 low profile criminals shitting on me
No I don't abuse my powers, yes what you do is against the law and will be punished by the law to ensure a peaceful and regulated living in the community.
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Investment Analyst at a decent sized Asset Management firm. Have interned at a bulge bracket in Credit Trading, but fuck those hours.


Any finance guys here? I only ever see software guys
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I sell TVs for $12/h

Fucking kill me to death
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Professional bodybuilder (international stage)
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>>34996893
Java developer.

I don't love it. And, if I'm being honest, I'm a really shitty programmer. But I'm 25 and make just under 100k, so I can't complain that much.
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>>34997605
Still a parasite breh
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Taking electrical engineering in college.
Dunno what i'll specialize in after that.
Maybe nuclear power.
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>>34997218
>iktf breh

Carioca here.
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None right now. Will be an accountant next year.
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>>34998336
it's an ancient /fit/ meme you newfriend
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>>34997081
What would you say would be the most useful skill an information systems student should have when looking for a job? Knowing how to code or more the conceptual design side of databases?
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>>34998602
That job is usually done by the nurse assistants, and the newbies.
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Software Engineer

Benefits are good (free meals, free gym), the pay is good, and the hours aren't long unless I slack off and browse the web all day, but it's sort of boring. At least it's easy.
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>>34999570
How spot on do your coding skills have to be to get a job like that and what kind of training do they give you? I'm not very good at coding and am only familiar with sql at the moment but will be learning Java .net and c# over the next year. If someone handed me an ER diagram and said code this, and I had no notes or someone to ask questions too I would be fucked and typically even with my notes if I can't get a certain query to run because it's more complicated than my notes It takes me forever to find my error unless I have someone to ask.
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>>34996893

Tier 2 IT support for a medical software hosting company.

Work from home 4 days a week.
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>>34997083
kek
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Stew at kfc
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>>34998420

As in speculator? What markets?
Day or swing trading?

Do you trade with an automated or discretionary system?
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>>34999780
I've never been given an ER diagram. That would be awesome. Usually it's some vague requirements from an analyst that change halfway through implementation. When you're a junior developer they give you a lot of slack, and the more senior guys generally don't mind questions. Really you just have to know whatever language your going to be using pretty well, and be good at Googling stuff (which is like 75% of what I do).
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>>34998740
Why y'all have to shit on my profession?
No one ever said we call ourselves doctors. What's with the hate?
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mediator and arbitrator
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pt still here
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>>34999261
medschool checking in
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>>34996893
ATM technician
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>>34997203
DESIGNATED
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Work at gnc for minimum wage plus commission. Tfw have masters degree and work at gnc.
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>>34999980
>>34999759
What would you guys say is the most useful coding language to know? In my previous post >>34999780
I explained how over the next year at uni I would be taught multiple languages but coming from an information systems background I want to focus on sql and one other language and get good at them as opposed to having a half assed understanding of like 5 languages that I'll just forget how to do after a semester of being out of those courses. Suggestions?
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Surgical instrument repair technician
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>>34996978
>>34997049
How is it? Would you chose medicine again?
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Teacher
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>>35000348
Which med school? Im waiting on md/do interviews at the moment.
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>>35000041

/fit/ is full of trolls and edgy teens
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econometrics student


[spoiler]I'll probably be a wageslave in a big 4 doing consulting though[/spoiler]
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>>34999570
>>34999980


>mfw you're me

I'm pretty shit at coding and all I do is google stuff. But close to 100k is impressive.

I'm 22 and may have just gotten a job at 45k (definitely not that good) at a big company, but to be fair I have literally no work experience and haven't worked a day in my life.
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>>35000628
how'd you pull that off? and what lang is it in
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>>35000773

Well, I have a degree in computer science and a math minor. That might have something to do with it...

It'll be Java, but I'd be learning some software called PEGA, which seems to create optimized code for you so to speak. If I've done my research correctly.
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>>35000628
45k isn't great, but I started out at 60k about 3 years ago. Everybody needs developers nowadays, so you'll be fine.

Once you've got some experience you can ask for a lot more money. What I did was just kind of jump from job to job every year or so. Just make your resume impressive and don't suck at interviewing. I was at my first position for like a year and half, my second for about 6 months, my third for about a year, and I started at a new position about a month ago. And every time I got at least 10k more than my last position.

What really helped was getting a security clearance at my second job. I'm in the VA/MD/DC area, and being a software engineer here with a high security clearance is pretty much a golden ticket.
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>>35000846

Sup bro. I live in Arlington, working at Booz Allen.
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>>34996893
Environmental Advisor in the Cement Industry

23 y/o £34k sterling/year.

Downsides are 50 min drive to work every morning then 1h 10min drive home, and a bullshit management team & plant who stress me the fuck out most days. Also often no chances in the day to keep up good eating habits due to meetings and work obligations. Financially, life is good and looking to buy my own place in a couple of months. But the stress it places on my social and lifting lives makes me question whether it's worth it.
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>>34996978
Same.
>>35000486
I like it. You have to study a lot, but the biggest hurdle is getting in. Once you are there, and if you are passionate about it, you can get through it. You will get burned out at some parts, particularly when studying for boards.
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I'm graduating with a history degree so I can either

a) Do a masters
b) teach english abroad
c) starve

Not sure yet.
>>
Im just a freshman studying CS. N-no bully pls.
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Comp Sci student at a NC university. My work study is a coding job.
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>>35000859
Mclean here. Also at Booz Allen.
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>>35000397

What did you major in?

>tfw I'm pursuing a bachelor's in philosophy & religion and an associates in information technology but I fear I'll end up like you
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>>34996893
Vet Assistant.
Currently unemployed because lmaorecession.
Also wondering if I study to go full vet, Biomed or Geology.
I love all of those, I can't fucking decide.
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>>34999261
Indian detected.
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Massage therapist!
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>>34996893
medicine doctor, nephrologist
>>
Package handler for a major shipping corporation. The pay is shit, but I get to show off dat functional strength.
>>
>>35000962
Do you get boners while working? Do your clients get them?
>>
>>34996893
I take boxes out of containers and put them on pallets.
>>
>>34996893
research geneticist
>>
>>34999501
When will you learn?
>>
>>35000976
Do you think I'm a hooker?

When I'm massing (not sure about the English verb) a girl, it depend of the sexyness but it's the job so I usually don't.

If it's a boy, obviously not and I didn't encountered one of you so no erected penis.

Anyway, the body is covered so I won't "see" it.
>>
>>34999441
Is that good to get into? Any advice you could give?
>>
>>34996904
NZ?
>>
>>35000937

Shit man. Title?

I'm a staff technologist, doing SharePoint stuff. Working from home now, but I'm moving to a DOD project soon
>>
>>34996893
Help Desk Engineer
>>
trust fund chad
>>
More nurses than expected, i also am one, best profession for a fit guy
>>
>>35001065
Haha, I'm also a Staff Technologist. Doing primarily Java and Javascript. Work in Alexandria currently, wish I could work from home.
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>>35001099
>tfw comp sci major
>tfw just realized I should've done nursing
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>>35001137
haha i am the opposite some times, feeling like a job without interacting with stupid as fuck families and patients would be blizz
>>
small division manager
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>>35001155
Grass is always greener on the other side I guess
>>
>>34997003
>private contractor

Tell me about your salary and overall job conditions.
>>
>>35001133

My DOD project is gonna be at the mark center in Alexandria
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>>35000435
Most C-like languages are nearly the same. Just choose one you like.

I use python at my current job and told them during the interview that I'd never used python before in my life. Job before I used Java, job before I used C#/C++.
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>>34996893

Medical lab scientist.

We are the people who analyze blood samples and figure out why your shit is fucked up, allowing the MD can call a diagnosis.
>>
>>34997011
>>34996989
Is it hard to get in?
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>>34996893
Junior doctor.
>>
>>35001293
Depends. They're really looking for fresh minds, rather than experience, I think, so if you excel your school CS courses, you should be fine.
>>
>>34997003
>>35001220
how's the shelter treating you?
>>
what job should i get in order to get a fine pay? like being able to buy a house on my own and live comfortable.
>>
>>35000501
Worst fucking job ever. I have been teaching since September as a Long-Term Sub and I praise God that someone who's actually qualified (all I have is a Bachelor's that's not even in Education lol) is taking over for me after Wednesday.
>>
>>34996893
>What is your profession?
Paramedic
>>
>>35001397
Yeah...I worked over 50 hours at the school this week, and now I'm doing lesson planning. I usually hit 60 hours a week, and then I'm hearing some people making 100k in this thread while dicking around as programmers and I'm making 40k at 24. I learned how to program and was good at it, so I'm starting to think money wise, wasn't the best choice.

I like the kids though (high school seniors), but it doesn't seem I have any real say on how I want to run my class, especially if you have inclusion.
>>
accounting student / forklift driver
>>
>>34996893

Customer service advisor.

Don't hate, it's my first job and I'm just out of high school. I'm 18 so no need to be b&
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>>34996893
Environmental engineer
>>
Hockey rink manager.
>>
FULL TIME STUDENT KING LEONIDAS
>>
>>34996989
Sometimes is fun, sometimes is not fun. What do?
>>
major in NEET
minor in shitposting
>>
>>35000939
Go for petro-geology. Its good money.
>>
>>35000939
Did you get any degree or certification to become a vet assistant?>>35000939
>>
>>35000962
How are them forearm gains?
>>
Ex British Army
Ex Legionnaire
Now i drive people around dangerous places, own four properties, live in Thailand and speak four languages.

And my teacher at school said i would amount to nothing.
>>
>>35001687

Mostly gains my back imo
>>
>>35000628
How easy is it to bullshit your way through a coding job if you suck at coding?
>>
Marine Corps Infantry
>>
>>35001744
Boot
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>>35001684
Yes, I have a certificate.

>>35001673
Noted, I'll look into it and try to make up my mind.
>>
>>35001702
>And my teacher at school said i would amount to nothing.
Proving him right I see
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>>34998223
just get a geo with a classic car plate bruh. $600 to buy, $100 a year to insure or less, nearly 50mpg, and dead easy to fix yourself. As long as you're okay with the ultimate shitbox
>>
>>35001032
So... no happy endings?
>>
>>34997232
You probably heard from the middle-upper class who is butthurt because their party lost the election for the 4th time. I'm not pro-government, but it isn't nearly as bad as, say, Argentina or any of the EU countries which are in the middle of a crisis. It's not exactly in its golden age, it just received a serious blow - It is not perma crippled, these guys are just crybabies who'll end up cleaning toilets in the US because they think it's more prestigious than being middle class here (protip: it isn't. The guys saying these kind of people have better lives than our middle class are completely biased and shouldn't be taken seriously. Since he is browsing 4chan he is probably a richfag crying online) . Brazilians, especially the upper classes, feel the strange urge to make their nation look bad to foreigners. The so called "vira lata complex".
Anyway, law student.
>>
Soldier.
>>
Air traffic controller.
>>
Work in logistics (specifically freight forwarding)
>>
>>34998372
Field of research?
>>
>>34996893

House Bitch is what my SO calls it.
>>
>>34996989
I have a terrible GPA, I don't expect to work at google, but I have a shot to get into an IT position. No Internships because I've had to work through college.
Any advice on how to get into software development?
I know Java, C++ and learning python right now.
How do I explain away my shit GPA?
>>
Writer in my spare time

Fitness instructor for my day job

25 year old, 6'4, 220 lbs

Got the fitness hobby with the intellect and passion of an artist. Living the life of literally 80% of womens' wet dream of a man.
>>
>>35002421
Pilot here, keep up the good work
>>
Research Assistant/PhD Student
>>
shipping agent, import - export operations in a manufacturing plant
>>
>>35002564
location and salary? in my country this job gets fucking shit pay
>>
HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

I am training to become a full time spartab
>>
K-King Leonidas!

Full time Finance/Business Management student, while holding a part time accounting position at an insurance agency. Might do several things after I graduate, join the marines, pursue career in MMA, get my masters, quit everything and be a musician while living on a couch in L.A. who fucking knows.
>>
Usn seabee
>>
>>34999570
How did you pass the interview, how did you get the job?
>>
>>35003111
Field of study?
>>
I'm a management consultant and I fucking hate my life. I'd give a lot to to back to lifting, eating, and playing games all day with my Brother.
>>
>>34999795
This would be the best.
How did you manage to land that job?
What were your qualifications?
>>
>>34996893

Unemployed swim coach


>>34999528
>/fit/
>No one replies to this guy.
>>
>>34996893
Teacher.
Want to be Animation Producer.
Thinking of doing Project Management.
Thoughts?
>Anyone? ;_;
>>
>>35002421
almost a commercial pilot here, make sure you are well fed, get plenty of rest, and get laid often, because you guys are out to get us when you're not in a good mood. Would bringing cookies to the tower every so often help?
>>
>>35003295
He's sandwiched between spoopy and Java
Ofcourse he isn't gonna get any replies
>>
>>34997826
>army
>quit

kek. you didnt quit m80. tell us about what a massive piece of shit you are that you couldnt do what GED niggers can
>>
>>34997404
What did you study? Industrial or product design?
Are you a cad monkey, a researcher or a bona-fide consultant?
>>
Chef at Wendy's
>>
Retail Manager

At least I'm pissed when I go to the gym and don't need extra moto
>>
>>35003182
what cunt anon? united states of burgers here
not the highest paying field for sure here as well. worked at a carrier before. I started my own forwarding company 2 years ago. its on a small scale so do sales myself, most of the operations, etc.
>>
>>34996978
Shut the hell up. My gf is in med school and if you really were, you would never find the time to be on 4chan. Unless you're going to some shitty caribean school
>>
>>34996893
Cook at itallian pie

7.25 just starting though
>>
Customer support at brazzers
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>>34997024
Irmão, i only want you know you were reported to dilmapolice.
>>
>>35003155
what cunt?
>>
>>35003594
How is it? What kind of people usually call in? Any good stories?
>>
Premed/biochem major

I model nude in the art department 8 hours a week. It's not much money, like $80 a week, but I don't really need money
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>>35003647
its ok
pervs, idiots and old dudes
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>>34997137
>tfw the price of the first book he says is close to minimum wage here.
>>
>>35003690
if u know how to torrent you can probably download those books for free.
>>
>>35003594

Post stories
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>>35001539
Fellow teacher reporting in. I have just started to and am putting in over 40 hours a week but is this not what they told us during the credential program? We knew what we were getting ourselves into. It is difficult sometimes and not so rewarding as they claim but remember we have benefits that others dream of. Also once youre tenured and have your own materials ready, lesson planning becomes much easier. It also depends on your school site and your department's pedagogy. The big teacher shortage is also on its way so if your school sucks and youre looking to move, you will have lots of opportunities! Stay posi anon.
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>>35003787
>shit pay
>lots of hours
>constant disrespect
>good benefits

Why would someone go to school to be a highschool teacher?
You can join the military, get considerably better benefits, a way better retirement, and have more self respect.
>>
>>35003707
Downloaded it.
>1500 pages
That is more pages than i have read in thelast 5 years, but if is necessary i guess i will have to practice all this thing.
>>
>>35003545
>chef
>fast food
top kek
>>
>Heating and air conditioning technician
>22 years old
Just apprenticing, but working my way up the ladder. Looking to go back to school and do something with machinery, never went to college, only trade school, but I'm pretty damn good with moving parts. Just looking to keep bettering myself. If anyone has any ideas let me know
>>
>>35003863

a. go home every day at 3pm, massive amount of paid holidays
b. never go home, because you're dead

hmmm.
>>
I am a CPA, but currently I am a wellness coordinator.

I get paid to try to motivate fatties, so we can lower our insurance premiums.

So I don't really do much. Motivating fatties is like catching water in a colander.
>>
studentnursefag

Finishing up my semester rotations in the ICU and psyche departments

fuuuuuuckin cant wait, gonna work in the ER. Nurses are such bros
>>
>>34996893
Veterinarian, being /fit/ help me a lot to deal with heavy/strong animals
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lawyer working for judicial power in 3rd rate world country. its pretty shit as im in the lowest branch of the judicial power. We pretty much mcdonalds.
>>
>>34998958
I've seen a couple of you guys around, looks like a sweet gig. Radiology Tech here.

How did you get into the field? Is it a degree or is there a particular route?
>>
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>>35000486

Mixed feelings to be honest. Completely in love with some aspects of it, but being slowly killed inside by other ones.
But I would choose it again.

>>35003587

Just because your gf is slow or can't manage her schedule doesn't mean everybody is as well.
>>
Entrepreneur

All Internet Marketing based businesses.

Charity director (unpaid) helping kids in shitty circumstances get skills and find employment.
>>
>>35004225

I wouldn't expect a more pussy reply from anyone other than a highschool teacher baka

"Those who can, do; those who cannot, teach"
>>
>>35001053
Not him but NZ here.
And i am a site manager for a construction company
>>
>>34997200
Bank?
>>
>>35004621
NZ here too. Software developer.
>>
Being a student is not a job you sheltered manchildren
>>
>>34999273
is there anyway to find out when trains are going to certain locations?
>>
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>>34996893
Firearms Instructor.
>>
>>35003254
Electrical Engineering -> Signals and Systems -> Neural Encoding/Decoding + Brain Machine Interfaces
>>
navy seal
>>
>>35003047
right there with you anon have a 2.78 at the moment and am an IS major, my friend double majoring in marketing and IS can't even find an internship and he has a 3.6 I still have some time to bring it up but fuck I wish I would have tried harder in the classes I thought were useless like french and biology because they are fucking me over now.
>>
>>35003646
what?
>>
>>34996893
navy corpsman
>>
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>>34996893
male stripper/prostitute.
i like to think of myself as a gigolo
>>
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Oh hey! I love my job, I'm a [CLASSIFIED] working at [CLASSIFIED]!
I love health and fitness.
And running.

Can you run very fast, anonymous?
>>
>>35004918
>EE
>Neural
Don't you need some sort of biomed certification for that?
>>
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>>34996893

im a welder

>can you tell?
>>
Manager at Chipotle and soon to be LMT
>>
>>34997106
da fuq, there is another beekeeper on here...m-malcolm, dat you?
>>
>>34996982
>>34996959
>>34996954
>>34996940
pog squid here, I hate what i do.
>>
>>34997148
>Studying Urban Planning
You're like the first other Urban Planner I've seen on 4chan breh
>>
>>35003231
I checked their website and applied for a position that looked cool. Then they brought me in for an interview and apparently I did pretty well. I studied a little beforehand, brushing up on computer science stuff that you learn in school but rarely use in the real world.
>>
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>>35000501
>>35001397
>>35003787
/k/ here, do you push the pro-gun agenda to your students to become well endowed owners
>>
>>34996989
I hope you'lol see this
How do I nail the interview? And do I need to have web experience to get a job these days?
>>
EMT
>>
>>34999506
Canada
Depends on the job, lowest is around 35 an hour but If it's a contract probably a lot more
>>
>>34996893
Behavioral Therapist. I teach autistic kids how not to tard out in public.
>>
>>34998714
yup that's the dream. enjoy it friend. i suggest you take up a hobby/listen to audiobooks/watch docus/learn anything else and make it fun since you've got free time. maybe read up on developmental psychology since everybody wants to have kids but does fuckall preparation for it
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>>34996893
Marketing at a startup

It's awesome
>>
>>35005292
I got my masters in BME and took med school classes in neuro anatomy. Switched to EE for my PhD because it was more prestigious and they gave me a full ride without having to teach classes. Most of it isn't required for general study in the area but I prefer to know something about the system I am studying as oppose to other EEs.
>>
>>34996893
Loss Prevention Investigator.. apprehend shoplifters.
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