I just picked one of these up. Any good recipes?

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>>34991933

2 shots chilled espresso
2 scoops whey
a lot of ice

protein frappuccino

>>34992359
What if I'm not a cock sucking faggot?

>>34992381
Then vanilla Greek yogurt whey and kale

1 rounded scoop whey protein
8-16oz cold water
1tsp cum
blend & enjoy

>>34992381
You bought a device with "ninja" in its name that advertises "nutrient and vitamin extraction". I think that train's long gone.

>>34992471
Sorry I don't have to buy generic shit that isn't strong enough to blend an ice cube like your impoverished ass

>>34992637
lol you are so mad

>>34992688
Omg yeah we so trolled him! XDD hey man you seem cool, what's your aol instant messenger username so we can chat about other epic trolling techniques and shares stories! >:D

>>34991933
nutrient & vitamin extraction?'
u baitin'

>>34992637
>not buying generic shit
>buy literal infomercial shit designed to be sold to stupid and old people watching TV at 2am

You'd be better off getting some standard black and decker blender or something desu senpai