/fit/ humor thread

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>>34980940

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>>34980950

>>34980940 I was in the thread for this one, that guy was funny af
>>34980950 KEK never saw this one, choked on my water and it came out my nose, this is good shit

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>>34980963

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jesus fuckin christ this thread is off to a good start.

you people are around the same spectrum as /k/ holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7BMTFZDGpc

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>>34981109

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>>34981112
What did u mean by this?

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>>34981134

>>34981206
Why the fuck is this so funny.

>>34981206
>>34981234
what do I have to do to get style like frog and toad?
dig through my dead grandfathers belongings?

>>34980928

Waist training is legit bro, like Chinese lotus feet but for the waist.

This fat fuck isn't committed enough though, got to tighten the corset until your guys re-organise and your lungs compress.

>>34981298
Why would your guys organize?

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>>34980928

>>34981247
lol

>>34981312
dear fucking god

>>34981247

Fucking kekking my bus up mi familia

>>34981339
>He dindu liftin

>>34981319

I meant guts

But just so you know my guys got uniforms and shit we'll fuck you up Oswald Mosley style

>>34981247
ass butt.webm

>>34981247
actually saw this on the TV in my GYM since owner usually puts a playlist of fail videos and the like

>>34981379
feels

>>34981247
LOL

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>>34981379

>>34981333
>average swiftposter

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Dont know if this is appropriate, but I saw this thing on /x/ earlier.
Apparently any photo of a dairy farm posted on the internet has this unexplainable presence to it, as if its haunted by a lactose ghost.

as you can see it is clearly visible in this photo.

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>fit personified

>>34981312

mirin that body tho. my goal, pretty much.

>>34981247
lmao

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some say you can almost hear his haunting cry, echoing through the dairy farms late at night, or that if you put an empty milk carton to your ear, you can almost hear the words 'lower faggot'

>>34981642
holy kekz

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>>34981691

>>34981285
holy shit

>>34981667
>>34981641
keep posting these

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>>34981347
>...

Please tell me that's not sincere. Please tell me you didn't just lift that off some guy's blog or tumblr. Please.

This isn't funny. It's just tragic. There are no men left in the world.

>>34981312
Hooooooooo kek'd hard

>>34980940
Fucking gold 10/10

>>34981285
people need to stop acting the way they do on 4chan on facebook

>>34981352
>next to the silicone fake asses, on the grimy carpet, lies a cane, a stuffed pooh bear toy and some kind of crappy phone charger
>...you wonder just what goes on here at night...
>leave room y/n?

This has been the best one of these threads in a while, keep going holy shit

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>>34981757
It is believed to be the spirit of a man obssesed, a squatter in any place of milk gathering.

>>34981715
i saw my first manlet at the gym a couple weeks ago. I'm not even that good at recognizing height or caring, but the reason i noticed this guy was because i thought a kid was running in the weight room and i looked over. He couldn't have been taller than 5', I estimate around 4'6". His face was more childish than the one on that pic so I had to do a doubletake before realizing it was a grown man. I finally understood where the term "manlet" comes from and why it's so fitting.

>>34981285
Wtf lol
Goddamn that kid is dumb

>>34981312
Lol wtf

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Question for fit:

Should I cut down on my milk consumption if I want to become more lean? I'm in bretty good shape but i want to stay lean. what should i change up?

5'11" 165 lbs

also diet general if you all are so inclined.

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>>34980940
Top kek

>>34981923
READ THE FUCKING STICKY FOR GOD SAKE

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>>34981923
Connect with the spirit world, let the presence of the pale provider bring you the answer

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>>34981881
Dude, I'm 6'1, that's like 1m87cm. And I feel fucking short, I see taller people all the time. How do manlets not kill themselves. Seriously, makes me feel bad about myself, even girls are that height nowadays.

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>>34981943

>>34981641
>>34981667
Lol how have I not seen these? Gold

>>34981956
i'm feeling these, frankly kin

>>34981923
Eat some greens

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>>34981971
like what? should i just eat salad leaves? what should the salad leaves replace? the milk?

>>34981286
Holy shit, that is gold

>>34981931
Lmao

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>>34981956
This was a photo taken earlier by a user on /x/.
It was originally taken on a camera phone, and nothing unusaul was found, but after printing and anointing the page with milk during my research, an odd ripple appears.
Clearly this has to be the work of a powerful spectre.

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>>34982027
computer.... ENHANCE

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>>34981134
Did not see that coming

>>34982013
Kek

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>>34981109

>I have no brother

holy shit

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>>34982039

>>34980950
>I slowly roll away

lost

>>34981375
>tfw, before even looking at the picture or text, you knew what post it was from the get

>>34981206
fucking balling

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>>34982106
so less milk?

>>34982039
Fuckin kek

>>34981333
I'd rather die, than DYEL

>>34981923
>165lbs
>3500kcal

troll?

>>34981285
Laughed harder at that than anything else I've seen on the internet, good post. :-DDD

>>34981923
this is supposed to be a joke right?

>>34981923

SS+GOMAD

>>34982181
read the sticky

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>>34981260
>Anonymous

>>34981923

LESS OF EVERYTHING, NAO

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>>34982158
>>34982181

no? should I replace milk with spinach or something? i've really been enjoying a boost in lifts, but i'm not as lean anymore :(

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>>34981946
>tfw 5'10"

On the bright side, I have to different asian qts that are 5'4" after my dick right now.

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>>34982106
Although the phenomena has been sited all over the world, its presence is has made itself clear mainly in Wichita falls.
People are drawn to buy vast quantities of milk, then leave it unattended in the parking lot as if nothing had occured.

>>34981260
Does anyone have the rest of these?

>>34981863
that small one in the bucket
spooky

>>34980950
Holy shit

>>34981923
I like the idea of a post breakfast wine and popcorn, but it doesn't sound very healthy

>>34981923
>3500 kcal
why

>>34982219
according to a calorie calculator, someone of your height and weight should consume 3500kcal a day if they want to gain 2lbs a week.

you can only gain about 0.5lbs of muscle a week.

you're getting fat.

>>34982219
>>34982151
Why do you keep posting all these burka durka women without hair?
Anon pls blow up another thread

>>34982256
How many calories should he be eating?

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>>34982248
it's my total daily diet. to0 lazy to split up since i eat throughout the day. wine is before bachata, though (around 8:30pm).

so no more milk? that IS a lot of sugar...

>>34982272
less than that

see
>>34982264

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>>34982264
thanks!

>>34982268
sorry

>>34982300
good job derailing this thread mudslime

>>34982300
i feel like i just sinned by looking at this. I'm going to hell.

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>>34982039
Too spoopy for me brah... I didn't know /fit/ and /x/ would or could merge.

>>34980940
This is gold. He better have fucking manned . He found a qt who actually liked him for what he truly was

>>34981212
haha this is so relatable lol like everytime i take like extra scoops bcs i feel like they work better for me desu didn't kno if it is only me... they should change the label or something lol

>>34980940
aw man I wish I was this guy
he must've gotten laid, right

>>34982256
Not everyone's a manlet, anon. 3200 kcal / day is my maintenance.

>>34981347
Is the definition of an omega someone who turns out as a beta when they try and act alpha?

Also accusing the dough of using rods when he's dyel is pretty tragic.

>>34982300
If she wasn't wearing that surely her beauty would have overcome the primal nature of all the good muslim men around her and drive them into a rage of rape. Thank allah for hijab.

>>34982151
>>34982219
>>34982276
>>34982300
Fuck off dumbass muslim
Leave this thread for those actually contributing

>>34981296
yes but also you could go thrift shopping
alternatively go r/mfa they got a bunch of ideas for swole families.

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>>34982229
BREAKING NEWS: The first instance of the ghost on film has just been confirmed

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>>34981285
those replies.

>know a guy
>he clearly browses 4chan
>aways saying 4chan shit in public
>I'm always the first to call him out on it
>"What the fuck are you talking about?" every time he tries that shit
>frantically tries to explain it
>mfw I know exactly what he's talking about
>mfw I keep giving him shit for it
>mfw he doesn't know I browse 4chan on the regular too

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>>34982419
i like your contribution! Isha'allah you will be forgiven in the afterlife.

So no more milk, /fit/?

>>34982456
no more wine and popcorn for brekkie desu senpai

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>>34981347

>>34982456
read the sticky

>>34982222
checked

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>>34982475
this is my total daily consumption. Im going to drop milk and add spinach and another apple now, though.

>>34982521
same

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same photos every thread rip

>>34982456
Fuck off faggot
Read the sticky and educate yourself dumbass
>wine and popcorn everyday
>how much milk is too much?
>herr derr I can't count calories

Back to pakicountry

>>34982219
What will happen to such cuties after the Second Reconquista?

>>34982316
Ok though seriously is SS that bad? Everyone I know is either very DYEL or got strong from school sports and are just maintaining that. I don't know anyone who's gone from DYEL to ripped through just the gym personally to get advice from.

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>>34982574
Im fucking every syrian refugee that comes here.

>>34982553
why is popcorn bad? is it the fructose levels?

>>34982590
SS routine is good, but some of rippletoe's diet advice is pretty bad.

>>34982598
E-even the dudes?

>>34982615
Are you a Mudslime?

>>34982615
is that anna paquin wearing a burkha?

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>>34982598
A single popcorn kernel contains more fat than a breakfast of bacon and eggs, a Big Mac and fries, and a steak dinner combined. Stop baiting.

>>34982631
Look at her teeth family, what do you think?

>>34982623
its a meme from ylyl threads on /b/
they shit up the thread to imagelimit bcz muh hurr lets not have fun, ever durr
report ignore hide

>>34982598
What is that ticking noise coming under her cloak?

>>34982642
her pocket watch, you racist.
we should throw you in a hole and throw away the hole

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>>34982632
lol

>>34982642
it's the clock she made in order to get into MIT.

I just tried spinach. it tastes icky. is it worth eating spinach in order to stay lean, /fit/? i am getting older, and my metabolism is changing so i can't be a shithead and stay ripped anymore...

>>34981784
i don't know why but this is my favourite image of all time

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Is popcorn unhealthy?

>>34982656
refer to this
>>34982431

>>34982653
>racist
How it's even racism you dumbfuck?

>>34982686
i know your prolly a troll, but not really, if its unflavoured, unsalted etc its very low cal

>>34982656
>>34982598
>>34982521


tfw you have a Muslim sweetheart who looks and dresses like these girls and will give me lots of children and look after them

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>>34982695
wrong. this is a ghost.

>>34982703
Oh, so its not the lead up to a joke?
you actually heard a ticking noise from a jpg?

So, I been losing weight for 8 weeks now and for the past 3 week. I can`t pass this stupid, fucking, irritating number 252.5 lb and this make me so anger and sad at same time. Also, I been eating right and staying under my daily calorie intake and hitting the gym 6 day week (3 day lifting and 3 cardio). But on a positive note not, I lose some inch on my leg, chest, face. But not the on scale.

Have I reached the genetic limit for me?

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>>34982710
it's not a troll. a poster above was giving me shit for eating popcorn every day. it is not microwave popcorn. it's popcorn with a machine. lightly salted (i don't eat enough salt as it is). is that fine? thanks for the support.

>>34982716
dude i know. check out turkish and pakistani and iranian fashion houses. they make the hijab look so fuckin sexy.

>>34981046
oh loled heavily. thank you

>>34982754
Also dat feeling though when I'm Christian and I don't want my children corrupted by Islam. Also don't want to be honoured kill as well

>>34982743
halp plz

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>>34982765
go for iranians. they are shi'ite and arent hardcore with the jihad shit but still maintain see the family unit as a core function of society

okay last one. i gotta get a haircut, throw out my milk, and buy some (icky) spinach.

>>34982727
>Can't see a difference between the race and religion
Are you a victim of American education?

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>>34981312
Holy fuck this made my day

>>34982810
All muslims are extreme compared to modern society's standards. The core of Islam is to subjugate, trick and kill non-believers. You spread like a virus and must be killed for humanity to advance.

I hope the Israelis destroy your whole fucking race, cunt

>>34982816
>paper tiger
spotted the PAJEET

>>34981923
How did no one catch the chicken breast being 2k calories? Do the fucking math. Each gram of protein is about 4 cal and fat is about 9 cal.

>>34981236
bad comparison, the one on the left is meat, while
the other is just fat

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>>34982816
I know this is fake but damn that is a cute fantasy. Wouldn't necessarily want to do that though. Typically girls I date are a bit scared of me already. If you're naturally a stern father-figure you never need to hurt anyone.

>>34981352
fucking kektacular

>>34982447
dylan?

>>34983074
You got me, good ol' Bob Dylan.
Is that you Janis Joplin?

>>34982723
Is he posing with Darth Sidious?

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>>34981212

>>34981347
Mr. Douchebag got rekt.

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This girl I know started pandering these "It Works!" wraps on facebook. She's getting such ridiculous positive responses from this shit.

I just don't understand how so many people I know can be so fucking retarded that they believe you can completely change the composition of your body by wrapping it in plastic for 72 hours.

>>34981358
This is one of my favourite things that /fit/ has produced but I saved it under a filename I can't remember. Thread better still be active when I get home.

>>34981715
>Just over 4' at best

Holy shit, I can't imagine how awful life must be as a man that short. No amount of lifting will ever help you.

>>34982913
well i'm back! i think you took it a little far, but hey that's your opinion. looks like you have some growing up to do :)

>>34982935
should it have been more or less than 2k calories? i eat about 1.8lbs of chicken breast a day.

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>>34983559
fuck, forgot pic :/

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My brother got me a workout shirt as an early Christmas present

>>34980940
>vroom vroom

>>34982590
SS is great for strength gains and is a good starting point for anyone looking to start lifting. But if you want to end up looking juicy as fuark, you'll have to switch to something else eventually.

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>>34983701

>>34981191
Holy crap, is that Greg Plitt in that contraption?

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>>34983662
do you wear hijab when going?

>>34981923
is popcorn bad for you?

should i eat spinach instead of milk? i'm not as solid as i used to be, but i am concerned about losing muscle mass...

>>34981285
Cringed hard

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>>34983707
Oops wrong webm

>>34983662
that's officially the worst thing I've ever seen on /fit/

congratulations

>>34982317
in a later post he said that she was a lot older than him unfortuneatly

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>>34983662

>>34983707
sauce

>>34983719
SPIDERMAAAN DUU DU

>>34982447
D E V I L I S H

>>34983777
Nice trips.

It's from the movie Leon.

>>34982219
that girls kinda coot, there are a lot of guys on this board with an asian fetish but for me I just kinda want an arab/middle eastern girl with a fat booty
>tfw allah will never bless me with fat booty arab girl b/c i'm not arab or muslim

>>34982607
especially the dudes anon,

>>34982861
underrated post

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>>34983806
>>34983826
>any year
>wanting shitskins

>>34980963
Didn't even had to read it, I just laughed my ass off simply because I recognized the image.

>>34983662
>showing your power level THIS hard

>>34983837
is popcorn healthy?

>>34983826
thank you based anon, may your diety of choice bestow you with holy gainz

>>34983074
Matt pls leave

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>>34983800
You. I like you

>>34982127
>Sentient motorbike whose only purpose is to fuck

>>34983837
i'm a shitskin, except a latin shitskin. i'll date across the rainbow of color aslong as it has a nice booty mang

>>34983826
finally it was fucking your
fuck your shit

>>34983719
Now I really want to try this.

>>34983885
what?

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>>34981368
>mfw

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>>34983885
Is popcorn healthy? Nobody will give me a straight answer.

>>34981339
I cant believe someone saved my OC I made from like 3 or 4 years ago

Thank you

>>34981991
HHHHNNGGGGGGGGG

>>34981312
shit I actually do that fuck

>>34981991
Thanks Ms Skeletal

>>34983338
I thought it was a fatty bending over with her stomach hanging.

Is that a stomach or is that a fucking arm.

>>34982222
>christianbale.jpg

>>34983954
If it fits your calories and macros, it's fine. It won't fuck you up or anything, it just needs it's place in your diet

>>34983559
>"you've got some growing up to do"
>shit posting on fit
>being religious
How old do you reckon you'll be when you grow out of religion?
Or are you literally too retarded kek

>>34983954
popcorn is fine as long as you don't oversaturate it with butter and salt.

as a general rule though, corn-based products are terrible for you.

>>34981247
Dude I'm fucking crying

>>34981946
I discovered I'm a 1.77m manlet today. Since apparently I live in manletland, I always thought I was like 1.90m since I'm taller than most people I meet and I remembered being "close to 1.80" when I was a lot younger, so I just assumed... but I was wrong.

Maybe some of the others are also just confused?

>>34984188
where are you from?

>>34984224
South of Brazil.

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>>34981247

>>34981991
No asss atall
Why would i risk fucking that and having kids when i can just run a boy ?

>>34984034

That's a fuckin arm

White master race

>>34983840
Hopefully the shame of lifting while representing a Malaysian bead making forum will spike my power levels

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>>34981157
/k/ is an interesting place

>>34981134
was reading that right to left, i had to reread it correctly
fugg

>>34983767
Can't tell if you think it's funny or cringe
> it's both

>>34982317
>>34983722
Didn't he also say he had a girlfriend already?

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>>34983559
Pic related.

>>34982151
Damn i need a new wife

>>34982219
Her face is perfect i need some new sons

>>34982276
Im going to make my wife hijab

>>34981950

how do i into natty nappa mode /fit/?

>>34982456
Brother please stop if you are going to pretend to be musilm at least try my dude

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>>34980928
Mfw leg day

>>34981279
Fuck this one got me hahah

>>34981339
>mfw this was literally me before sports
>then I started playing football, lost 40 pounds, learned how to cook, and just became a sick cunt in general

A7X is still not that bad tbhfam doe

>>34983712
not any more ;)

>>34982521
Hijabb is the epitome of feminine
Mash'Allah

>>34982598
Virtuous women

>>34981678
>u will not survive

>>34982686
Yes brother but please quit ecploiting the loop hole of womem dressing modestly
U know theor is no fap , ect on this board so why do this ?
Respect Ummah

>>34982810
Stop dude

>>34981991
WHO IS THIS DAMMIT!

>>34981347
He just wanted to play games man

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Every dead Muslim is a blessing

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>>34982861

>i wonder what future shitposting will look like.

Your robotic conciousness reemerges from a hibernation state, as your ship finally arrives in the star system your navigation computer embarked on 10000 years ago. As you begin your retrograde burn and approach the first rocky planet in orbit of the uncharted star, you instruct the computer scan the surface for any anomalies. Curiously, you find one. The computer slowly begins to draw out, in agonizing detail, a system deep artificial crevices and canals etched crudely into the surface.

>ur a faget

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>>34980963
I love it.

>>34982861
R O M A
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M
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>>34982256
eat big to get big cmon

>>34981368
is that a guy ? id fuck him if he shaved

>>34982861
Holy fuck, that's great.
>"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
>no homo
Kind of soothing to know that people have always been writing out their thoughts and shit like this.

>>34982723
dat file name

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>>34983662
>this isn't a joke

I have learned nothing from this thread but I need to get a a hijab qt gf

>>34983662
holy shit lol

I can't even imagine the kind of people that will start conversations with you

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>>34983662

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>>34982351
> anyone on 4chan
> getting laid
More likely scenario, he either made a home gym, move to next town or started going to gym in another town

>>34983707
I remember watching this when I was like 11 and wanting them to fuck so bad.

>>34982754
>(i don't eat enough salt as it is).
you only need like 500mg per day nigga

>>34984439
how do you know when a doe orgasms?

>>34981134
Roflmao omfg I spit out my tuna.

>>34982935
I think he's mismeasuring his meat.

>>34980940

>talk in a british accent and narrate what i'm doing

married a girl who thinks this type of bizarre behavior is hilarious. It's a good fucking thing too because I'm barely holding on to sanity at any given time.

>>34981134
I'm still not convinced Pretty Boy is actually a male

>>34981109
Oh my fucking god this is something that needs to be in video form or animated.

>>34981206
Frog and Toad got swag for dayyyyyyys tbqh family

>>34981312
HAHAHAHA

>>34982447
>mfw I sometimes let 4chin lingo slip on FB
>a select few always comment and/or like

They know. They just don't know what boards. Hopefully I'm big enough for them to assume /fit/.

>>34985013
underrated

>>34984326
>>34984326
>No asss atall
niggah are you blind

>>34981784
>/fit/ - Health and Fitness
None of those posts are that old.

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>>34985006
I felt bad so here's your (reply

>>34982913

wow so fucking edgy...please stop dude you sound like you are 15

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>>34982317
>marrying the first girl who likes your personality

>>34983719
This explains why that machine is always broken at my gym.

>>34984656
Yeah he already had a gf

>>34981046
holy fuck, laughed out loud

>>34984740
I was half expecting rippetoe instead of adolf in the portrait

>>34983719
I Shiggy hard I mean is this an American thing? What are some other meme countries with weird gym behaviors? (BESIDES INDIA)

>>34981931
That is so rediculous I couldn't not laugh

>>34981938
Hollandaise Mangold?

>>34983954
>Burberry hijab

>>34983662
I hope you wear this often.

>>34986176
Someone please make this happen.

best. evar.

>>34981112
Autistic spectrum?

>>34980940
>not posting the rest, in which him and his gf act as old-timers while lifting

>>34984439
Holy fuck. I haven't laughed that hard in god knows how long

How stupid Amerikeks are and how some don't even know how many days a week has

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

>>34980950
Zoo-Wee Mama

>>34983662
>hey guys look at me I'm part of the 4chan sekret club xDDD

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>>34986841
Holy shit, never seen this but laughed so hard.

Will contribute some to this thread.

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>>34988132
Read the filenames in the pic. Will post some of the .gifs as well.

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>>34988223
Not from /fit/ but it's autism so it's still related.

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>>34988323


Is anyone still browsing?

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>>34988328
Yes thanks <3