Burning my tongue to help eat less?

Jesus christ just eat less it's not that fucking hard

Pls be real

someone screencap we can use this in best of /fit/ threads

Kill yourself OP, you will eat much less trust my dad works at microsoft

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>>34966999
>mt(tongue)w thinking about you doing this to yourself OP

>>34967037
Nice try opie.

>>34967119
Thats not me and I don't get what he means anyway

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>>34966999

>>34966999
You are a genius.

enjoy cancer

>>34967424
Why will i get cancer?

>>34966999
It's odd that you bring this up. I quit smoking cigarettes and switched to an e cig. Well I either got a burn or allergic reaction but it made my tongue numb and it was so hard to chew. My jaw would get fatigued. I stopped and noticed that the symptoms reversed. Get an e cig and vape away. I threw up a few times from not being able to chew properly. It sucked ass, but if I didn't have the motivation to bulk I'd skip meals.

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>>34966999
dubtrips of truth

OP that's absolutely brilliant, but I'm concerned about the possible long-term damage to your sense of taste.

>>34966999
>It also has helped me drink more water, as the ice water helps soothe my tongue.
Wouldn't you just get turned onto ice cream then ?
You'll end up eating more fro-yo than a white girl on a day out in central london.

>>34966999
Great idea! While you're at it you may as well help your noporn/nofap efforts too. Delete System32

Jr. High eating disorder level.
Just stop being a fucking pig OP

Why not just cut off the middle man??