Can someone explain to me wtf crossfit is?

>>34964069
A mistake

>>34964069
A miserable pile of secrets

It's when people "cross" two or more seperate exercises into one big clusterfuck, to confuse the muscles or some bullshit. Like jump roping power cleans or kettlebell backflips, it really confuses the shit out of those muscles.

Well you see when you work out your muscles all get together and decide not to get bigger or stronger. What crossfit does is confuse the muscles into getting bigger and stronger.

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>>34964069
The best way to meet REALLY hot chicks

Seriously, just fucking google "crossfit chicks"

this is the first pic

>>34964798
that thing looks like a fucking guy, you can't be serious... I think you might be gay brother

>>34964307
sometimes I bench at the leg press, that shit fucks my muscles mind up.

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>>34964810
>being attracted to a woman makes you gay

>>34964069
an angrier version of /fit/

>>34964798
Where are her boobs? Are you gay man?

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>>34965220
>>34964810
>I like women to be soft and feminine!
what a faggot

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>>34965677

>>34965677
Dang just imagine her gorgeous back when doing her from behind
MUHDEEK

>>34964069
A moneymaking cult.

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>>34965677
you do realize muscle definition is a manly trait

>>34964069
jokes aside, it's a mix of oly weightlifting, calisthenics, gymnastics and HIIT that sounds good in paper but gets consistently ruined by EXTREEEEEMEEEEEE douchebags doing idiotic made up stuff and not learning good form, ending up in snap city.