>Sexiest man alive >being this DYEL choose one

Tattos look like shit in tiny arms

>>34960356
>5% battery

So, do you shitposters wait around for your phones to run out of power before posting?

Sure as shit: 9 out 10 times someone posts something from their phone, it's with less than 10% power.

It baffles me.

tl;dr
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

>>34960400
What do you expect? The retard has his bluetooth radio on.

>>34960356
He is fucking famous and handsome and a word class athlete, how can you say he is not something that women would consider not sexy

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>>34960400

>implying I didn't start charging as soon as I took the fucking pic

>>34960470
>not going on superior clover app
Why even go on 4chan mobile without it

>>34960356
He has the genes and facial aesthetics you will never have. Plus he is rich. Cry more, bitch.

>>34960895
Too bad about his skinny little girl arms and potato-sack torso.

>>34961005

>potato-sack torso

god thank you. I was wondering what the hell to compare his torso to but I couldn't think of anything. that's perfect.

>>34960356
You think people with good bodies look like that their whole life. There are going to be times where you look good and times you look bad. Fitness comes and goes.

>>34960356

Itt: jelly faggots

>hotter that you
>fitter than you

His body is developed for playing soccer not lifting. That's like saying to Ronnie Coleman "hey bro, your big and all but can you kick a socceer ball?"

>>34960356
being sexy is 90% status, 9% handsome face, and 1% nice body.

>>34961167
are you fucking kidding
no homo he is a fucking 12/10
FACIAL
A
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Does this mean women like old men and I can still make it at 29?

>>34961247
You've got less than a year until you're a wizard, don't fuck it up now.

>athletic
>rich
>handsome
>british accent
>nice facial hair and haircut
>"badass" tats juxtaposing his classical handsomeness
yeah I can see it, no homo.

>>34961306
>becoming a wizard

kek evertiem