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>come to /fit/
>"read the sticky"
>no problem
>sticky is written in moon runes
>"do Starting Strength," they say
>SS is written in moon runes
>"GOMAD is great for you," they say
>GOMAD is also written in moon runes
>moon runes, moon runes, everywhere
>there are no conversions to the superior Metric, in brackets
>somebody actually took the time to write these
>somebody actually believes that this sticky, SS & GOMAD are to be taken seriously, despite having been too lazy to include Metric conversions in brackets
>mfw I sip a gill of water while reading this puerile drivel
>mfw I'll run a furlong afterwards
>mfw I give precisely one drachm of a shit about Ameritards and their utter fucking stupidity
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by far the worst fucking drivel i've seen on /fit/
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>>34953050
>by far the worst fucking drivel i've seen on /fit/
Americans are literally THIS retarded
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>>34953038
So your dumbass cant even convert a couple metrics and Americans are the dumn ones?
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>what is google
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>>34953103
>trying THIS hard to defend lazy-as-fuck morons who don't even put Metric conversions in brackets, into their guides
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Stop being a lazy cunt and google it, holy shit you whiny little bitch
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Google has a measurement converter if you were serious. Also, reddit's fitness sub has a really great sidebar.
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>>34953038
>>34953064
>>34953111
Please keep replying, this shit is fucking gold
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>>34953038
Kek'd
>mfw the treadmills at the gym don't use knots
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>>34953200
MFW protein shakes aren't measured in firkins or kilderkins.
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>six cubits and one and one half trillion plank lengths
>tfw too tall to squat
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>>34953038
I'll help you out. Please excuse my fellow brethren.
SS stands for stupid strength. It's a play on words relating to a Lil Wayne song. Go stupid! It's a tried and true method of gaining strength. Remember that kid in day care that would try to fit the square block into the triangle hole? Well he eventually got it in. 8th grade. Years of doing things the hard way made this kid strong... RETARD STRONG. It's strength in its purest, natural form.
Basically this routine entails..
>avoiding stairs like they're lava
>not pushing down on child proof lids
>running everywhere
>not using your legs one day out of the week
GOMAD is just a meme perpetuating SS. It's basically the same routine but more intense..
>avoiding all floors like they're lava
>bench everything at least once
>swim everywhere
>handstand day
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>>34953396
Who let this guy near photoshop?
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>>34953302
>tfw 3,7042e-18 x 4,1158e-18 parsec dick
>why even live brehs...
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>>34953218
Mfw our weight isn't measured in stones, and our money in pounds
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There was once this hot chick from UK I was chatting with, but her picture only had her head. She weighed something like 20 stone, which sounds like a lot, but she said to me that she used really small stones.
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>moon runes
Wtf is this shit? You're only allowed to talk shit about the moon if your country has been there
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>>34953493
The moon landing was a hoax lol. You couldn't even get to space before the Russians.
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>>34953503
Russia could've easily proved they never went to the moon but why didn't they?
Also we Mars soon.
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>>34953503
Watch out for that muslim invasion yuropoor lmao
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>>34953517
daily reminder that most of the newborn in the US are non-white
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>crybaby yuroshits
>p-please put it in metric
Sorry champ, we call the shots on this planet
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Fuck off Ziltoid you intergalactic aliens don't even lift
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U mad Ahmed? This is an American website.
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>come back to /fit/ after a while
>see this thread
>op is so much of a mouthbreathing mental retard he can't figure out how to convert to metric on his own
>with all the technological advantages of the internet at his disposal
>posts a thread whining about his inadequacies like it's our problem he has less than a fifth grade education
Thanks for reminding me this is a board full of physically, intellectually, and emotionally weak babies who need spoonfeeding just to make it through the day without forgetting to breathe, now I can go do something else with my time.
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>mfw a billabong unironically and irreconcilably INSISTED that a system of measurements refined over centuries of practical implementation to scale naturally and conveniently with magnitude of application be COMPLETELY REPLACED by one ham handedly forced into a contrived and rigid template by some autismo infatuated with the number 10
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>>34953478
The last chick I was talking with weighed 1 duck.
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>>34953798
>*near me
and
>mfw
also
>mfw yuraboo units will NEVER EVER land someone on the moon for the first time in humanity
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