>when you bounce your pecs for the first time ever in your life

When you're driving and get distracted mirin your bulging juicy forearms and wreck.

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>when you go to put on an old pair of pants and they don't fit
>and you're not fat

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>>34952453

>when you put on an old shirt and it's like a fucking tent

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>>34952410
>when girls aproach you from nowhere just to feel you biceps and you ignore them because you are autistic as fuck

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>When you always go to the gym at around 10:30 am on a weekday and the only people there are stay-at-home mums who keep checking you out

>>34952410
>when you see yourself naked and get a raging erection

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>>34952559
>when you work out at home but go to a gym while on holidays and kids try to buy steroids from you

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>>34952419
When you attempt the roll of shame for the first time ever

I have no idea how to do it properly and it hurt my abs

Someone came.to lift the weight off me but I was already about to sit up

>>34952672
Start standing up while you start rolling. You won't be able to stand much but it will help the bar roll faster.
>Professional failure
Come at me

>When everyone mirin your squat and deadlift since they doubted your tiny ass torso size.

Its the only thing I'm good at...

N-never skip leg day right guise?

> when the cute girl in the office gently brushes her fingertips against your arms and gives you a coy smile and says "wow anon your arms are like soooo sexy" and you tell her that this type of behavior is inappropriate for the workplace and further comments or physical harassment will be reported to management as per Title VII regulations

i finally made it guys

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>>34952840
>when the manager calls you into her office and says that she'd like to take some time to "get to know you a bit better" before she recommends you for a promotion and you calmly explain to her that this abuse of her position in exchange for sexual favours is reprehensible behaviour and that you will be reporting it to the regional manager as well as the crime and misconduct commission, and that although you expect that she will probably get away with it when the day of the rope comes she will be first on your list for dishonouring the country, the company, her mother and father and other family, and most importantly herself, heil hitler

>>34952840
>>34952861
Holy fuck my sides