How about a fat hate thread?

>>34920784
>two on the right
Would you?

I'm a fat fetishist but I hate fat people, and myself for having this fetish. Got a chub at the OP and now hate myself more

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>>34921000

But why anon? How did this come about?

>>34921032
Hate to admit it but probably because kissless virgin kek, also because always been skinny as shit and only started to get /fit/

>>34921032

HIGH TEST!

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>>34920784
The fuck did I just watch

>>34921575

Holy fuck that girl has fucking issues.

>>34921000
There's fat and there's being made out of cellulite.

>>34921575
Over-reaction much?

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>>34921679
>>34921780

Angry jelly fatties.

This shit's hot man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjvDXRhg9yE&feature=youtu.be

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>>34922037

Whelp, no-fap November will be easy peasy now. My fucking eyes.

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>>34921575
>Literally her face the whole time

>>34921939
And they have the nerve to claim white men are the ones with all the problems with privilege.

>>34921575
>You are why girls are insecure
>I DO think her body is fucking gross.

>>34922518

Meanwhile, she is shaming fit/thin girls way more than dudes do.

I'd rather have a guy perv over me than be told I'm gross and disgusting by some hamwhale.

Landwhale appears at 1 minute in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1TNQr-WzU4&index=37&list=PLNKWJqxJf9rwyRdztryw_B0XuRP4IlHXP

>>34922539
>I'd rather have a guy perv over me than be told I'm gross and disgusting by some hamwhale.


Of course you would you whore
Everyone likes getting positive attention better than being insulted you retarded fucking slut
Why did you feel the need to post such an obvious thing at all you brain dead cunt?

>>34922696
u wot m8

>>34921939

This has to be fake.

>>34921575
Holy fuck I know that girl.

>>34921575
It's funny, because the stereotype is that all fit people are shallow assholes, and all fat people have great personalities.

When I decided to hit up the gym, my fit Bros were supportive and friendly, while my fat, lazy friends got really shitty about my self improvement.

Fat people suck.

>>34921032
It bothers the shit out of me that they didn't punctuate that third paragraph correctly.

>>inb4 It must be hard for whales to type.

>>34922696

Virgin detected.

Good luck paying for a prostitute to lose your virginity out of desperation and then being too nervous to get an erection.

>>34922869

This was largely my experience too, but I actually managed to get a few fatty friends to follow me and now they're total bros.

Took a bit of patience, but we can all lead by example. Nearly no-one is beyond saving.

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Humans literally shouldn't be this big..

>>34922696
I can tell that you're never had a homeless guy following you from the bus stop telling you how much he wants to smell your asshole.

>>34921575
Looks like a friend of mine, but has a better booty

>>34923298
That's why they die, like they actually die due to the inability to function properly bc of their abnormal size..

>>34921939
Sauce on her blog?

>>34922747
Yea I'm sure buddy. How's your katana and fedora collection doing?

>>34921000
them trips

The only person who ever fit-shamed me died for leukemia and other complications from her obesity.

>>34920784

Sexy, would love for them to sit on my face.

>>34924094
>leukemia
>obesity-related

wut

isn't leukemia cancer?

>>34924141
http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/obesity/obesity-fact-sheet#q3

>>34921575
Dat shitty tattoo and tan.

Kek, putting all that work and then ruining it.

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>>34920784

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>>34920784

Why bother leaving the house?

>>34922037

Is this a female fedora tipper?

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>>34924342

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>>34924361

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>>34924374

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>>34924379

>>34924361
>>34924374
>>34924379
>>34924407

wtf

>>34924342
>>34924361
>>34924374
>>34924379
>>34924407
What the fuck is going on

>>34924361
>>34924374
>>34924379
>>34924407
>>34924426
i can't even

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>>34924426
>>34924432
>24432 ▶
>>>34924342
>>34924437

HE'S A FEEDEE FOR FAT FETISHISTS

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>>34924342
>>34924361
>>34924374
>>34924379
How can this puddle of lard have no stretch marks and my fucking deltoid area looks like a zebra got mauled by wolverine.

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>>34924407

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>>34924486
former fatty here
my stomach area is disgusting, even though I had abs from my summer cut
we will bear these scars forever

>tfw always find these threads AFTER I eat cheat meals
>got lucky this time, ice cream thawing right now
thanks brehs

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>>34924520

last one i got m8s

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>>34924532
Is the guvment really paying for this guy's bullshit? He's forcing himself to get fatter fuck that shit!

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>Fatties are so triggered they need a comic about a fatty who gains superpowers other than The Blob
I hope her super power is getting diabetes.

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>>34924520
>It gets easier every day to get off by fucking my own fat lard

>>34924328

Would love to stick my dick in that belly and feed her a burger.

>>34922443
hahahahaha

>>34924616
Her psionic powers must be extremely good if she can use it to lift her heavy ass pass the clouds. I'd hate to see her landing, though. Probably cause an earthquake on the other side of the world.

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>>34924769
why do you need three paragraphs to say "comix is shissl0x"?

Would you guys support genocide against fats?

>>34924862
I mean, who wouldnt?

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>>34924862
Let's go crusading boys.

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>>34924342
>>34924361
>>34924374
>>34924379
>>34924407
>>34924520
what the.. what is so appealing about this guy turning into a pile of fat?

>>34924527
>always find them before normal meals.

You're turning me into a fucking skeleton /fit/, quit stealing my gains. Must go workout in snow.

>>34924525
>we will bear these scars forever
Survivor scars, mate, so it's ok.

>>34924882
What makes you think anyone gives a fuck about your thoughts on comics?

tits and gtfo

>>34923358
Jelly desu

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>effyourbeautystandards

>>34924882
I know its not the point of the photo but dam she ugly

>>34924862
Of course. Why would this even be a question?

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>>34924882
>Can't muster three minutes of attention
this desu; you boring, tripxfagz

>>34924857
Where is this clip from? Looks like it could be worth a laugh.

>>34924831
Pretty sure this is copypasta but I agree with whoever wrote it.

>>34924985
Your favorite comic: superfaggot™ the adventures of cute tomato's life with AIDS

>>34921575
>high calorie haterade!

this always makes me laugh

>>34921575
Looks like she probably has weak pulling muscles.

>>34924282
>when you can touch your face to the wall and your chin, cheeks, and forehead all touch before your nose does

>>34924292
>shoo shoo

>>34925107
not even sure how one gains that amount of forehead fat? genetics disease?

>>34924606
>I was absolutely right
FTFY

>>34925165
do everyone a favor, get a blog and talk to yourself there

>>34921575
her butthurt is so delicious. That girl doesn't even look fake or like she is hurting herself to get to look this way. She looks like she eats right and exercises

>>34922696
Wow, huge overreaction. Get laid please.

>>34924282

What bf% is that creature?

80%?

>>34924267
This is sick. As a future doctor I would really appreciate it if they would stop embracing fatness and condemning me to a life of explaining to ignorant people that they are going to die if they keep "accepting themselves"

>>34924282
Dat forehead gains

>>34924769

How many times do you have to post the same exact post?

Do you have a word archive with all this same posts you keep posting in various threds?

Dude go workout and get a life, you tripfag motherfucker

>>34925290
>future doctor

I am an attending physician. How far along are you in this process?

>>34924342
>>34924361
>>34924374
>>34924379
>>34924407
holy shit people, donate money right now! i wanna see how far this creature can go

>>34924141
Cancer is a disorder of the cells where they multiply uncontrollably. Statistily aby one cell has a small chance to go cancer mode. Makes sense that the larger you get, the more cells you get, the more likely one of them is to go haywire.

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>>34922696

Is this the male equivalent of >>34921575
>5 ?

>>34924342
Am I the only one who wants to know what that feels like, having that belly up to your thighs.... Would it be.... Comfortable?

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incoming OC. Fatty I used to go to HS with. Brags about her cow tits but complains about how she's pushing 4hundo.

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>>34920784
Just saw an opera about a fat guy (Falstaff). They had the lead in a fat suit, and a lot of the opera is people making fun of how fat he is.

Then the leading lady came out, at least twice the size of the guy in the fat suit.

>mfw she joins in making fun of how fat he is
>mfw this destroyed my immersion
>mfw she sounded like shit too

>>34925484
>sub 700 calorie meal
>pushing 400 lbs.
I don't believe her for a second.
She must be eating a lot of these meals.

>>34924987
This is a fisheye lense.... so that means she normally appears thinner, rite?

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>>34925536
Fatties tend to lie about how much they eat and severely underestimate their caloric intake.

>>34921575
The girl commenting sounds like my little sister....
when "All about that bass" came out, she played it around the house constantly and shamed for working out at home.
I still win in the end though

>>34925565
I really don't know any fatties except for my dad.
He is enough of a reminder of what I don't want to be.
I don't even work out, just walk three miles a day. Keeps me at 190lbs no matter what I eat.

>>34923669
why is only the woman fat?

>>34923298

>>when you naked but yo fat still cover up yo dinner plate nipples

>>34924888
It takes time for diet and exercise to take effect, so fats who are UNWILLING to reform their lifestyle need to go!

>>34923000
Nobody has checked these trips of truth?

>>34925565
Anyone know what episode of secret eaters this was?

>>34923298
>it's always a fat chick that is to be accepted
>never fat men

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>Tell dad he should lose weight
>sure tell me how much should i eat
>mfw hes now eating 1700 cal a day
>mfw he asks me for my balance
>mfw he asks me for how many calories stuff has
>mfw it was just banter
I guess is a family thing to have a strong will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U708pyoDxM4

>>34925403
Eeeeh. Fat cells swell and contact to meet fat storage needs. I would think it's more the God awful diet

I gave in again. I think I'm addicted to sugar at this point. Literally 20 bucks just in sweets gone over 2 days + actual meals of course. I get terrible diarrhea from eating like that, I feel awful and spend way too much time on the shitter because of it, yet I continue eating. And chances are I'll buy more junkfood tomorrow. Feel free to ridicule me, I deserve nothing else at this point.

>>34925951
>I think I'm addicted to sugar
You are. That's how it works.

That doesn't mean you can't be the addiction.

>>34925969
I did for a solid 3 months, lost 20kg, ate really healthy, etc. Somehow slid back into this mess. I just can't deal with this shit when you're constantly bombarded with commercials and incentives to eat that shit. It always sneaks up on you and then it takes so much energy to stop again. I'm tired of this shit.

>>34925448
Yes.

>>34925951

No shame in weening yourself off of it if you can't just quit cold turkey.

>>34920869
underrated

>>34926028
That's even worse, because you never get anywhere and give in more easily.

>>34926041

I think it depends on the person. I was in similar straits once and had four false starts because I'd cut everything for a week, be miserable, see no immediate progress (because progress ISN'T IMMEDIATE past me, you fucking retard), then get discouraged and go back to my old habits.

For me, baby steps that snowballed into greater change over time was the key, but you still really have to police yourself until the ball gets rolling, so to speak.

>>34925448
Yeah
The male equivalent of that jealous hambeast is found in purest form over at /r9k/

>>34924862
Why? They kill themselves eventually

I cant to tell you about this chick I fattened up. When we started dating she was thin, just slightly chubby. I started by taking her to resturants all the time and buying big tubs of popcorn and soda for her. When she moved in with me, I started keeping junk food and candy out all the time. I did a lot of cooking and put extra fat and sugar in her portions. She got real nice and big to around 250 lbs. She could have gotten bigger but I ended breaking up with her. I told her that she was too fat for me and her constant eating was disturbing. After that she really struggled to lose the weight. After a year I told her how I secretly fattened her up and she was devastated ha ha ha LOL. None of her friends beleaved her. Last I heard she has given up and decided to stay fat. She used to like to go skiing and swimming and hiking and she can't anymore because she is too fat.

>my digestive diseases cause me to feel nauseous every time I eat
>eat very little as a result

I would rather be able to eat normally and be fat at this point, instead I'm 112 lbs and can only eat white rice and cucumber

>>34921575
>TRIGGERED

>>34924857
I bet she's practiced that stupid fat fucking face, in her stupid fucking mirror, in her stupid fucking fat person bathroom, to come off as somebody whose not a stupid fat fucking fuck.

>>34926074
I saw plenty of progress and still fell back into my bad habits. I'm beyond saving at this point, fuck this gay earth, just do your thing and make me feel even more miserable.

>>34924862
They make us look better so I'm not complaining.

>>34926164

Do you have anybody you trust to bust your ass with your eating habits?

Alternatively you can just do a shitload of cardio to make up for your excess.

>>34924282
how do i achieve this mode?

>>34926164
You fags are weak. I never watch what I eat and I stay lean. You guys just use excuses for straight gluttony. I you would just stop eating so much food you would lose weight.

>>34925484
leave it to the nigger to call her hot. they will literally put their dicks in anything. high test?

>>34926200
All of that is correct, I'm weak and just a waste of space.

>>34926200
>never watch what I eat
>stay lean
you eat like a fucking pussy.

>>34926188
>make up for 1500+kcal of excess
I doubt it.

https://youtu.be/zYvy6g58-kU?t=2m10s

>>34925484

Ever heard of portion control? Not to mentionthe fruit cup is loaded with sugar and the meat is likely full of sodium.

>>34925468
Not if you plan on walking.

>>34926061
is she moving in to steal his dessert?

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Dancing with the memes...

>>34926234
>doubt it.

It's pathetic that you know you have this problem (selfawareness is something what gets posted in this thread lacks), but don't continue to look for new ways to fight it.

Come on anon!

>>34924282
Holy Fuck.
How can one have a fat forehead? !

>>34922630
the fat get fatter

>>34926281
I'm fully aware of all of my issues, I know that my defeatist attitude is the problem, I know that I'm making up excuses, I know that it's an addiction to sugar and fat, I know that changing it would be fairly easy. Yet I still can't do it. Just being aware of the issue doesn't solve it.

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The music triggers me the most.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B3nqOjAPrk

>>34925620
Got up to 230 lbs last year and now mine are fucked up. Wish I knew that shit would happen before I ate pizza 6 times a week.

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>>34926259

I miss FPS threads
I wish r/fatpeoplehate/ never got deleted and caused a flood of redditors to this board
I miss Scooby

>>34926333

sauce?

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Anyone ever notice how fat, hair-dyed SJWs have the same boyfriend? It's always the same scrawny white knight manlet with a patchy beard and a resigned look on his face. I kek every time I see one, it's kinda sad though.

Pic related but I live in L.A. so they try to look somewhat decent.

>>34926370
>I miss Scooby
Yeah I bet you miss your faggot tripcunts. Eat shit, you cringey, dicklipped asshole.

>>34926162
Calm down kimosabe

>>34926393
That's some madlibs shit there, breh

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>>34926259
Her having children, kek

>>34925484
>eating a single meal that is 2/3 of the average female TDEE
>complaining about obesity

baka desu senpai

>>34924527
Same. I want to throw up but I paid good money for that food.

>>34926408
here's what I like about this painting

>incredible lighting and anatomy with the use of greek mythological elements to tie everything together.
>the centaurs are making cow noises with their conch shells at the over weight chick
>everyone is laughing and having a good time at the fat chick's expense

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>>34926490
Holy shit

>>34925565
That pizza box in the first panel gets me every time

>>34926490
yoo that's muscle beach you can see the gym up ahead from the ham planet

>>34924951
He needs to work on his upper body, but his calves look pretty good.

>>34926380
My Big Fat Fabulous Life. The dad is based as fuck - when she says none of the scales from Walmart will weigh her he brings in a cattle scale.

>>34926490
Holy fuck, file-name needs to be the title of that fat woman SJW coming out, what is it again?

>>34925518

I saw Falstaff a couple years ago by a russian opera, and at some point they tried cutting the dude with chainsaws.

Based russia.

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It's the future that you choose.

>>34924616
>the authors' names
You could tell just by reading their names that the superhero would be an obese chick.

>>34921939
I don't blog but . . .

wouldfollowblog/10

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>>34923298

When scientists first discovered angler fish, they were rather puzzled by the fact that they only found females; furthermore, these females appeared to have some sort of parasite attached to them. Well, here’s the kicker: those “parasites” were actually the males!

The sole purpose of the male’s life is to find a female host, without which he can’t survive for long. After he does find a female, the male bites into her skin, and the two are “fused” together, until the point where the only discernible parts of the male are its gonads. The male is still alive and he shares the female’s circulatory system, but he is basically a parasite which occasionally pays his dues by providing her with sperm on the spot so that she might impregnate herself. This is called parasitic reproduction.

This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available – something which can be quite difficult in the deep sea; she also doesn’t have to spend additional resources to find a mate, resources which are scarce in this environment.

>>34921575
simply kek

>>34924616
>Jody Houser
>Body Pos'er

>Francis Portela
>French Fry Portabello

>Margeurite Sauvage
>Margarita Sausage


also somebody photoshop that so it says "fat"

>>34927291
so literally just swap the gender roles and you have marriage in America.

>>34925484
>if you want to diet you need calorie imbalance
>burn more than you eat
>shut up

lmao

>>34927386
AW HAW HAW HAW
You should write for Home Improvement!

>>34925951
One thing ive found that helps is to set a "cheat" day, have like one a month to start out. and then eventually youll probably stop needing them.

Thats what im doing now. i take one cheat day a month, so my gf and i can go out to dinner or whatever and i dont have to be picky with the menu, i can get dessert, etc. And now when i go to the store and walk past something that i know is bad for me but probably tastes really good, i dont think "ugh i CAN'T have that...well..maybe one more time wouldn't hurt...i'll get it" and then im back to binging, like you said you do, the thought becomes "ugh, i CAN'T have that RIGHT NOW, but it will be good to eat on my cheat day" and then often times when i get to that day ive completely forgotten that i even had a craving for whatever it was that i saw

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>>34924987
>tfw no matter how you sat in the driver's seat, part of you would still be touching her fleshy folds

>>34925484
>Morbidly hot as hell

Stop.

>>34925903
jesus man that fucking picture

near vegan reporting

>>34924328
Would love to slice her open like a tauntaun and stay warm inside her intestines during a snowstorm.

>>34927291
Topkek

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>>34921575
so ass-blasted lol
most likely a whale

>>34926392

That seems kinda sarcastic desu, more like he's calling out feminists on bullshit, not supporting them

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>>34926490
FUCKING INCREDIBLE

MY SEIDS ARE IN EXTRADIMENSIONAL SPACE

>>34924520

> It was about a little over a year ago I first fucked my fat pad.

I.... I don't want to internet anymore.

>>34927384

Damn, was thinking the same about Margarita Sausage

>>34927586
its probably shopped like 90% of these sign pictures seem to be

>>34924407

his fucking quads have to be world class at this point

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>>34924888
I hope you're not implying that I think you're implying

>no seatbelt
No anon, she's fat and she's fucked.

>>34927258
Dude, I reverse searched that image and it's led to some of the most interesting, albeit disturbing, sci-fi that I've ever read.

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>>34927695
fuck you boobie monster i wanna crusade

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>applicable to the fatty who have greatly fat belly

>>34924951
I am sincerely jealous of this man's legs. He looks absolutely ravishing in those heels and tights.

>>34927155
>calves look good
no they look fat.
even in heels he has no definition going on

>>34926121
You are the epitome of evil, I hope you die a slow painful death caused by being suffocated by fat.

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>>34925290
>future doctor

How about you hold off on saying stuff like that till you are one.

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>>34925536
She did say she eats "all day everyday"

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>>34927166
I gotchu senpai

>>34928255
she looks like one of my middle school teachers

>>34925903
SLEEP TIGHT, PORKER

>>34925903
It looks so peaceful, content with its short life and free of regrets.

>be like piglet anons

>>34924987
>that filename
kek'd

>>34926392

Yeah, they are all betas who are rejected by regular women for being more feminine than them.

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Does it make you so very, very angry that I'm obese? Damn, food is tasty. So very tasty. Sometimes, when I tuck into a tub of "cookies & cream" ice cream or a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, I'll pause for a moment and think of other people who are upset by us overweight folk. Their tears add to the delicious flavor.

Now, if you *truly* hated the epidemic of obesity in your nation, you would do something about it. Targeting consumers like myself shows laziness and weakness. Targeting corporations like RJR Nabisco, Nestlé and Monsanto, however... well, my good friend OP, that shows courage. Courage I'm 100%-positive you never had. Or, you could start a nation-wide campaign to encourage people to eat healthier while showing them the benefits and techniques involved in calorie-burning exercises.

'Course, I wouldn't expect anything of you. I mean, after all, you ARE OP.

>tl;dr: OP is a pathetic, lazy faggot who blames instead of being a shining example to others

>>34924342
what the hell is a "dessert pizza"?

>>34926490
god bless you anon

>>34928338
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Not sure if anyone will see this but I saw this on fatbook a little while ago.

>>pic related
>it's 100% oc

>>34928383
sea level would sure be lower without her

>have fatass boss
>eats fast food everyday
>eats cookies and cookie dough everyday
>once ate 11 Krispy kreams in a matter of hours but said he "couldn't live with himself" if he ate the other
>knows he needs to drink water but thinks it tastes bad
>drinks shit tons of artificially sweetened, diet drinks
>has fissures in his asshole, gets surgery
>endlessly make fun of him, call him meat grinder, etc.
>wife tells him she's not attracted to him anymore, "you're never gonna lose weight are you??"
>even customers call him fat
>eats even more
>gets intestinal infection
>comes back after being out sick
>went to arbys for lunch: "since i have problems in my gut and i can't eat bad foods i got 2 beef and cheddars to make up for not getting delicious fries"
>hey boss you know you could try eating more veggies instead right? You know all those artificial sweeteners mess up gut bacteria right??

He's literally left work for shitting his pants, and told me that because of these problems he sometimes just has to wipe his ass periodically because stuff just leaks out. And he still wont try to change, it's pretty motivating for me though lol

>>34928383
>Come on in man, the water's really warm! And... oily!
>Pee-yew! Smells like a fish market in July out here.
>Hey, why does the ocean seem harder to swim in than normal? It's like swimming in jello or something.
>And what's with the color? It's like this sickly yellowish-pink. I can't even see the bottom!
>What the fuck is going on? The waves aren't moving towards the shore, they're just kind of sitting there and jiggling.
>Wait. Do those pair of islands out there look a bit like a giant bikini top to you?

>>34921939
Bacon on salad
>2healthy
is she just afraid of lettuce

>>34922443
her face is so attractive though. IM SO SAD

>>34927386
SHOTS FIRED

>>34921939
7/10 would kek again

>>34925903

cute little bugger

>>34924525
Wear them with proud as a daily reminder of what you´ve earned

>>34925369
I think thats called murder

>>34925484
> I eat this and im still morbidly obese
> Chocolate cookie, some kind of crisps, 2 sandwiches with double cheese meat and i guess butter, fruits that are laid in sugar bec. muh vitamins
Did she mention HOW OFTEN she eat THIS a day?

>>34928734
she said all day

>>34927386
except no you dumb cunt
Red pill yourself :^)

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>>34925484
update: her fatty enabling white knight has appeared.

>>34926320
are you okay, anon?

>>34927631
you talk like you use reddit

>>34926305
>"Liberatred"
>Liberated the same way Hitler liberated the Jews from their existance

>>34928941
> Can´t tell a difference in felling healthy between 250 and 350
Enough I´ll do workout now.

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>>34928941
>science doesn't know why people are un/healthy
>I do though, and it has nothing to do with the person's lifestyle choices
lol

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>all these morons who had stable upbringings, surrounded by people who gave a shit about them and taught them all the basics that they could fall back on at any time

>all these morons who pat themselves on the back when they accomplish something, not recognizing that it was their peers that did most of the hard work by giving them such an upbringing

>mfw tards everywhere
>mfw I have no face

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>>34929001
>post ends in 9001
>it's a tl;dr of a post made from /r9k/
>quite possibly the most /r9k/ post ever made at 4chan
>/r9k/ stands for ROBOT9001

You ARE a wizard.

>>34925903
Jesus christ where on earth do they sell pigs like that? I lol'd at the filename but fuark poor thing

>>34926061
> mfw the guy can have as much icecream he wants it but she can't

>>34928941
>i'm still pretty much healthy
>somewhere between 350-550 my spine went to shit.
>various body parts were less broken when lighter.
>I'm just offering encouragement to not stress about /fit/.
mission failed fatty.

>>34924328
I bet she drinks that custard right out of the carton.

>>34926333
> dat thousands yards stare
I bet he was having flashes of his tour on Vietnam.

>>34925536
I bet this is a healthy snack for her.

>>34921939
this was so satisfying

>>34926305
why the fuck do women always think they are funny? women are never funnier than the occasional chuckle.

>>34924862
My dad and roommate are the two fattest people I know, they are less than 250, so 250 and up and I say yes

>>34929232
It's all in the mind m8. Are they salvageable?

>>34926240
Jesus what a salty fuck

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>>34927384

>>34929241
They both work out and aren't bound by something like a wheelchair or a walker. Both are also the two most business oriented guys I know

>>34925903
That's actually quite impressive use of shrinkwrapping, but it still wouldn't beat a hand reared piglet. Probably tastes like shit anyway.

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>>34920784
me on the left

>tfw /fit/ as fuck
>tfw not even bad looking
>tfw have weight gain fetish
>2D girls are pretty GOAT to jerk it to
>All 3D examples are fucking disgusting monsters

Fuck I think the hottest thing would be if a anorexic chick put on like 40-50 pounds. Just the right amount of chubby. Anything above is gross as fuck.

>>34928941
That motherfucker is either extremely stupid or evil.

>>34925903
baby pigs are the cutest

>>34925903
1700 cal might be too little for him. Take him for a daily walk/jog and allow him to eat slightly more.

>>34926392
low test beta males that in hunter gatherer society were able to stealth mate with some females while alphas were out hunting.

>>34920784
more like livingroom abuse

the poor house

>>34921939
im usually not a salade fan but this seems tasty as fuck

what is it exactly? is it healthy and how do I recreate?

>>34924282
i didnt even know you could get a fat forehead

>>34924532
these fucking american mobility scooters are made out of fucking titanium

>>34924292

whenever i see these threads i realise i would never be able to visit america wiithout getting shot after laughing out loud at all these fucking obese retards

>>34926234
That's three fucking Big Macs holy shit

>>34926305
RIP IN PIECE
JOSH HOMIE
1980 - 2015

>>34924486

My thighs and back look like I was attacked by Hutus with machetes and I never broke 190 lbs or had a sudden growth spurt. It's awful.

>>34929457
Just felt a fresh stretchmark on my biceps when I flexed in the mirror.
It's a really abstract sort of feel

>>34925903
All these anons are talking about how terrible this is and I'm just thinking of how I could barbeque it.

Probably a dry rub and a roasting pan, maybe some seasoned brown rice stuffing...

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>>34924857
>>34925002
www.cc.com/episodes/o001uu/the-nightly-show-february-2--2015---obesity-in-america-season-1-ep-01009

It's in a discussion with an actual disabled person. Absolutely haram.

>>34929492
holy shit hahahahhaa

>>34929485
Same. But I was thinking how I've always wanted to spit roast one over an open fire.

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>>34928212
I kek'd

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>>34928941
>Go with the joys of being round :^)
>Somewhere between 350-550 was when my spine went to shit
>after 500 my knees went
>Can't say I felt healthier, just less broken
This fucking guy

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>>34929492
Isn't the skellington on the right actually a gorillas? I don't have the original image but I think it is.

>>34925903
> SLEEP TIGHT, PORKER <

>>34926140
you aren't the only one that deals medical problems. there is never an excuse not to try and find something that will work for you. if that means eating massive amounts of rice or finding a food that doesn't upset your stomach then that's what you gotta do if you don't want to be a skinny faggot the rest of your life

>>34929580
Are you blind, friend? It literally states that it's a gorilla skeleton with a human skull shopped on it.

>>34929599
I should sleep apparently. My mistake m8

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>>34926121
I hope you have a stroke

>>34924282
So did she die or not?

I remember her sister was trying to plead for kikestart bucks, but no one would donate lol

>>34925243
>>34923000
>>34925448
Fuck I didn't check back on this thread until now

And what? You can't be unnecessarily hostile towards stupid people making stupid comments on 4chan anymore? What a drag. But then again these threads come from reddit, I should have expected

>>34929538
I really want to try the Hawaiian pit rotating technique. The thing would give a solid week's worth of meat and the bones would make a great broth.

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>>34929457
>like I was attacked by Hutus with machetes

kek

I'm sorry anon. I lucked out with stretch marks--they're at nearly every "point" you'd think to check (hips, arms, calves, etc) but they're pretty light and nearly disappear with a tan.

>>34929689
>not being of /fit/ long enough to know that FPS threads used to be a staple of the board
>trying to defend being an overcompensating piece of shit
Just stop posting before you embarrass yourself further.

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>>34929666
On the 27th of April 2015, Tammy rushed to the hospital and nearly died due to breathing difficulties associated with pneumonia. Tammy's lungs were "giving out on her" and Amy was making arrangements for Tammy's funeral. Amy created a GoFundMe page for Tammy that was initially titled "Tammy's funeral fund", but once it looked like Tammy might survive the title was changed to simply "Tammy's fund". Tammy spent several days on life support and was forced into a medically induced coma to increase her chances of survival. After surviving the medically induced coma, Tammy was sent to a nursing facility (her second trip to the nursing home, the first being in December 2014). At the nursing facility, Tammy would have to re-learn how to walk and feed herself. During Tammy's birthday party at the nursing home, Tammy was quoted as saying she was "craving McDonald’s”.

>>34929730
>http://slaton-sisters.wikia.com/wiki/Tammy_Slaton

>>34929721
This is fat hate thread, these threads are only resposts of reposts of reposted screencaps. Fat people stories threads which were threads with actual OC died a long time ago thanks to this cancer, which came from reddit, you can't deny that

So fucking you you gaping AIDS infested scum eating faggot shithole

>>34929695
There's nothing better than stripping chunks of meat off of a whole animal. I'm not even being sarcastic. There's just something so cozy about it. Same thing with ribs.

I was at a pig roast a couple times. So good. They have them sometimes at state fairs where I live. But then again they have something called barbarian skewer, which is strips of meat and dough wrapped around a stick and grilled over an open flame. 10/10 would recommend.

>>34928212
No wonder the other girl was angry.

>be me
>in discussion with a ham
>y I do dis to myself?
>we shall never know
>theme: zombie apocalypse
>ham is convinced it has greater chances of survival than me, fitlord
>bertstare.gif
>it can't use the stairs
>it would break its own ankles if it tried to run
>explain that fit humans would throw it to the zombies to save time
>in the absence of zombies explain fit humans might turn cannibals themselves if out of food
>huge hambeast is mobile bacon storage
>ask hambeast if it eats kebabs
>all the time it says, take out all night e'ry night
>tell it has probably already eaten human meat
>not be so squeamish about it
>rotterham pakis who raperinged underage white girls turn them into kebabs when they're through with them
>sauce http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
>hambeast stops following me around
>stops boasting its survivability during zombie apocalypse
>might be eating something other than kebab
>feels good man

>>34929001
>>34929041
ToPkEk

>>34920869
>that hip-to-waist ratio
Jesus.

>>34923298
average /fit/ user on the right

>>34925518
Thing with opera singers is that they can't do drugs, smoke or drink alcohol due to the problems that could bring to the vocal cords.

>>34929876
why the fuck did they redbox her gut?
like as if we're going to fucking miss it?
wtf?

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>>34924520
"perfect."

>>34928255
Glenn ain't hearing that bullshit

>>34930043
I thought someone used a face recognition thing like on most cameras.

>>34921575
>Be real
>have slender, fit body.
>IT'S UNREALISTIC!!!

I'll never understand it. It's unrealistic if you're a whale who refuses to get off the couch and put down the cake, not if you're somebody who gives a shit about their body. Also how is being a fatass a realistic body type to begin with?

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>>34926408
Those fucking salami nipples

>>34925586
Your calorie intake combined with your calorie expendure keeps you at 190 lbs.. read the sticky for christ sake

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>>34930034
Yes anon. people always do what's best for their career.

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>>34926490
I FUCKING KNEW IT HAHAHAHA

>>34924951
He would look fine without retarded beard and after losing weight. What a waste.

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>>34922696
What an angry little virgin you are.
You've got to be like 15, otherwise you have mental issues. Sorry to break it up to you like that senpai.
Boys want to fuck, girls want to fuck, everyone wants to fuck. You are just mad that nobody wants to fuck you.
Maybe its because you are a fatass, but that's just one of the options.

You are pretty much the same as the girl in the picture. Now think about what you done.

>>34930133
0/10 I don't think you even tried there isn't a single original diss in that post, try again then get back to me

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>>34928941
>240kg
>I'm fine, I swear! Don't worry about diet and exercises!
As a medic, I find it hilarious.

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>>34930152
I don't need to, since I'm not the wrong one in here.
Stay mad virgin

>>34930152
>a single original diss
is that why you insulted me like a 12yr old taught you how to cuss? You dumb fuck.

>>34930198
I'm mad at your lack of effort. Offended even.

>>34926162
Woah, jus take it easy man

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>>34930152

nah, you triggered good

>>34930205
I insulted you because you said a dumb irrelevant thing and I took the chance to point that out. It's what I do here on 4chan, since it's been short on funny stuff lately I just practice being aggressive with all the retards laying about

>>34928383
Well with water displacement and all, it would feel like there were more fish per gallon of water, so this is incorrect , density wise.

>>34930214
Yeah you're telling me I'm triggered but I'm not FEELING it you know? You have to be more convincing man

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>>34928628

>>34930225
Sorry, I just keep imagining you as just the biggest dickhead. Do you try? Have you been in movies? Do they type cast you as that guy in sitcoms that literally everybody hates?

>>34930306
I don't act honey
I'm more into directing

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>>34930225
>>34930209
>>34930234
I love how everybody is telling you to fuck off, but you still flail your katana around in defense.
Gotta have a spirit

>>34930325
putting peanut butter on specific areas of your crotch to make sure that's where your dog licks doesn't count as directing.

>>34930340
Thanks
>>34930350
I'm allergic to nuts what you suggested could kill me

>>34927538

That's where pork comes from you dumb bitch.

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>>34927538
>Near vegan
>Cheating vegan
Hypocrites eat bacon, bitch!

>>34926234
That's like 2 hours of bike riding anon, not really that hard m8

>>34928944
Yeah, down to 177 now and never had any problems other than being out of breath from a flight of stairs.

>>34926121
Please be fake.

>>34926259
Her speech pattern is so goddamn annoying.

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>>34926121

>>34924532
did he died

>>34926259
Not even a fat chaser but the girl in the pic would get it desu.

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>>34924532
How do you even get to the point where you make a social media page about you getting fatter? Does fat erode the brain?

>>34923783
Probably ranch.

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>>34931331