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Drop some lyrics here 2015-11-13 23:39:20 Post No. 34904000
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These were in the last thread
>Your moms pussy is square and part of my balanced breakfast bitch, just add milk and spoons up nigga, pussy deep so I add it by the gallon nigga, pubic hair like Jimmy Fallon
>legs spread like Shawn Johnson
>flex my traps, look like Hardy in Bronson nigga
>lubed up, squirt that Astro glide
>skip the mom, I'm skeetin in Jeff Seid
>suck dem titties, grab a booby
>realize my dick ain't hard, I'm gay like Scooby
>travel to Thailand, eat dat Benihana
>chill too long, end up dead in a Sauna
>this guy, prolly a fatty
>not knowing them dudes, probably ain't natty
>I'm riding ur mum, like I'm skiing slalom
>Then I get me gone like the chocolate golem
>Gimme tha phone, gonna call yo mom ova
>Make her clean my pissed pants like I'm Jason Genova
>gotta eat big to get big!! Fuck the kids in Ghana
>let them starve, feed me like Rich Piana
>not following a diet, with my bad genetics
>my fans still love me, cuz of pissening aesthetics
>I'm on the gains train, one way ticket to Snap City
>ask me how much do I deadlift, I say "about tree fiddy"
>my bois say I like fat bitches, and I can't deny
>the reason them back cheeks stay clappin
>is so my test stay high
>peddle protein like dope
>I'm on that hustle-bulk grind
>If you catch me drivin natty, then yo bitch-ass lyin'
>liftin that bar when a QT approaches
>I open my mouth, but the spaghetti encroaches
>open them bottles, make the milk flow
>gotta drink up, call me Rippetoe
>I said "no homo", I ain't into guys
>I'm just mirin this dude's pecs after some barbell flys
>walk into the gym, sound the lunk alarm
>tip on the way out to show the lady my charm
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>he claim natty, he on creatine
>lol faggot fell for the SS meme
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>broke up with my ex girl
>here's her numbah
>SIKE, THATS THE WRONG NUMBAH
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>Drinking milk, doing sum squats
>fart so hard they called the SWATs
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i'd rather drag my balls over broken glass than read this shit
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This thread lol
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Heard from a virgin that i should take some creatine i swear now im the worst person youve ever seen i have the urge to burst at the first person i see i pray to zyzz that we'll never meet personally
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>>34904092
provide pics of lacerated balls please
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Ever since i started liftin' these bitches have been on the dick ever since then.
On the decline bench but the bench dont need convincing
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>Your mom's vagina was made in China
>Just like the dildo laying on your mom's pillow
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>>34904728
Scooby's husband looks like a serial killer
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Me and big P walked in the gym spotted a weakling and started talking to him
We said "weekends this bench is reserved but i guess you can work in"
Loaded up three plates his face was as red as blood the was spurtin
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>look at pic related, get that full Chubb
>then look at my digits, see my full dubs
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>>34904834
Faggots usually look pretty "off"
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>>34904055
here's a cover family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CarFx87nAU0
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I'm the freestyle master, spaghetti king
Your CD is dead senpai, straight in the bin
Drop a bar? Yeah, no plate in the gym
Kind of shit that makes Seid straight up grin
Scoobs watching the skele skateboard squats
But you bench a kilo, fuck ki and a half tops
No homo, you on grindr saying "power bot"
Just weird ass looks from gomadippletits swat
First name roids, last name gyno
Chattin, one or two girls cockblocked no vagino
Nofap challenge broken, skeeted on the lino
Jerking to trap gifs but still no muscle defino
Manlets when will they fucking learn
"Too short" a real familiar term
End up crying, fucked by a herm
"Under five foot? Kill youself." Burn
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>>34904000
I WANT THAT DOG IN MY LAP SOOO BAD RIGHT NOW
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