How can I be alpha like you guys?

>>34903511
Make sure you get balls deep in your gymbro's asshole.

No homo.

>>34903526
other way around bro, gotta have him penetrate yours so you can show him whos the real alpha

>>34903511
Act the exact opposite. Allways keep your spaghetti in your pockets,

>>34903511
>>34903936 This. Except act how you want. Do not act contrary to people, just to stand out. Be yourself and have no problem doing it.

Also, definitely keep your basghetti in your pockets. No one likes autists.

>>34903981
w-whats a basghetti?

>>34903511
just this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc

>>34903511
Stop worrying about about being alpha and be you. The second you start trying to follow someone else's definition of alpha you are not alpha.

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>>34903511
If you have any underlying insecurities work on them. Have social anxiety hang out in a public place you'll notice no one gives a shit about you. The more comfortable you are with yourself the more confidence you will exude. Be the best version of yourself you can possibly be.

>>34904392
"The japanese say"
"by unknown"

What? It's clearly by the Japanese. Stupid image.

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>>34905388

No, you don't get it. The unknown person said the japanese say.

>>34905402
No, it's the japanese that said that. Do you even read?

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>>34905408

No, dude.

The entire text is a quote by unknown. Including the "the japanese say" part.

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>>34903511

do this

>>34905424

Which doesn't make sense because it's said right in there that the Japanese said it.