/fit/ ylyl thread

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>the lengths /fit/ will go to to call out manlets

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>>34891962

>>34892012
manlet detected

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>>34892038

>>34891962
ADA compliant bathroom doors have a height range min and max, and same for the door hardware. It's not a set single height for either.

Figuring out the manlet's height from his own height comparable to his belly button and his door hardware's height isn't a sure calculation. People also have their bellybuttons at different heights comparative to their own height, but the difference here is probably not that much.

He should have figured out the height of the hardware relative to door total height, then he could have given a possible for range the manlet's height

not autistic enough/10

>>34892195
im 5'10
and i have not used a door where the handle was above my belly button
>started to pay attention after that post
a better unit to measure wouldve probably been the phone

>>34892195
Good point. The door handle and the light switch are standardized sizes. You could use them to calculate.

>>34892108
Kekkkkkk

>>34892023
that's a good one Anon! where did you get it? haha

>>34892274
no

>>34892236
>>34892245
This is good point. Doing phone now.

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>>34892195
>>34892236
>>34892245
>>34892479
>>34891962
Here is switch

Man is 13.9375 switches or 62.71875 inches or 5 feets 2.71875 inches tall

>>34893053

Tried too hard tbqh

Could've just cropped his phone and duplicate it multiple times from head to toe

>>34892038
Manlets btfo

>>34893053
The original guy was within a quarter of an inch with his estimate then, since he said 5'3"

>>34893081
His phone is much closer than where he is standing, and the guy that made the lines didn't make one for his phone x-position.

Also no point in copy+paste when just selecting gives the height of each and is less prone to error than me copy+pasting the same thing on top of each other.

>>34893053
mirin devotion.

>>34893112
>>34893081
Also not sure what phone he has

>>34893053
keeeek

even shorter than the estimate.

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Niggers

>>34893376
Kek

shitpost

>>34893053
wtf happened to using the phone!?
great work though

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>first few weeks of SS
>spooky skelly freshman at community college
>doing GOMAD because it's autumn and I figure it's a good time for a winter bulk
>i can barely fit a cheeseburger in my stomach but hey i can handle a gallon of milk
>monday rolls around
>going to spend almost all day at the college
>very little milk time
>figure it's fine
>i'll slam half a gallon before class and the other half when I get back
>eat my oats
>eat my banana
>milk time
>get it all down
>head to class
>it''s english 101, simple stuff
>we've written eight page essays and we're divided into groups to give comments
>spend a few minutes reading everyone's essays
>people are talking, I'm mostly just reading and thinking, feeling alright
>girl asks "What did you think of mine?" (I'm a huge beta so they don't know my name)
>have some comments lined up
>open my mouth
>eyes widen
>time slows down
>realize that this is where it ends for me
>there's so much I could have done
>but this is the path I've chosen
>time resumes
>milk
>everywhere
>the papers are soaked
>the students are being blasted
>i'm unloading significantly more than half a gallon
>poseidon has been angered
>the rift to the milk dimension has been opened
>girls starts screaming
>guy shouts "WHAT THE FUCK"
>asian woman's eyes widen larger than I thought they could
>professor shouts "WHOA NELLY"
>it just keeps coming
>can feel it coming to an end, need to think fast
>as the last bit of milk rolls out belch "it was alright"
>everyone leaves class, milk victims go to shower in the gym

thanks rippetoe

>>34893621
>wtf happened to using the phone!?
>>34893112
>>34893140

>>34893053
thank you based fitizen

>>34893654
moderate kek, 8/10

>>34893654
>>34893654
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY
my sides holy shit

>>34892038
.... R.I.P.

>>34893654
>>it was alright
had a kek
your suffering was not in vain, thx mortal

>>34893654
I was trying my best to not laugh while I was cycling at the gym and reading this, couldn't contain it. Everyone looked at me like I was a retard when this high pitched choking/laugh sound came out. Fuck you guy.

>>34893654
somebody get this on reddit :):)

>>34893273
lol, i like how he runs away

>>34893376
7/10 might read again.

>>34893654

>read WHOA NELLY
>lose it
>spend thirty seconds composing self
>keep reading
>"it was alright"
>lose it again
>spend sixty seconds composing myself
>post this

>>34894052
350 is easy as fuck. You have to be a special kind of skeleton to not be able to lift that.

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>>34894174
>tfw no angie gf

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>>34894211

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My favorite of all.

>>34892012
Not as far as manlets go to bring down lankets

>>34893273
These are asians, they're already 5'3" this guy must be in the 4s

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>>34894307

>>34893654
not bad

>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY

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>>34894032
So what?
I was singing to Metallica yesterday, people gave me stares... No one really gives a fuck

Also, contributing

>>34893654
>asian woman's eyes widen larger than I thought they could
lmao

>>34894335
If they changed the text of the sign to jokes that didn't actually prove SJW's point then that would be a funny picture.

>>34893654
9/10 kek

you done good

>>34893654
Actually had a pretty good kek, nice job f4m

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>>34894230

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>>34894198
should have bought a resistance band, three be honest

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>>34893654
It was alright."

CLEARLY IT WAS NOT ALRIGHT

>>34893053
>1.59m
oh boy

>>34894264
Why is the GOMAD's belly so large?

>>34894777

he got a baby

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>>34893654
capped

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>>34894158
Plz no bully

>>34893654
WHOA NELLY new meme confirmed

>>34892108
Sophie?

>>34894335
the redhead should braid her thunder pubes to match her pigtails.

>>34896105
I was 160lbs when I first hit 350 after a 6 month cut.

>>34892038
Crushing
I'm so glad i'm not a manlet

>>34893053
Guy seems to get shorter and shorter with every calculation

>>34894335

The guy on the right looks he was friend zoned by one of the girls and is only there to try and kiss ass and change that.

>>34893053
>not realising that his distance to the door/whatever you measure with matters too

>>34894701
Underrated

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>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY

>>34893654
Omfg

>>34894603
>mfw someone posts a webm of TheTysonFitness on /fit/

>>34893654
nigga ruined my set

>>34893654

NELLLY WOAH

>>34894967
To much milk, I guess.

>>34894158
He may be talking pounds not kg

>>34897652
if you watch carefull you will see that switch is not on the door, but on the wall next to him fag

>>34893376
BELIEVE IT

>>34893654
Lost my shit, well done

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>>34893654
HOLY FUCK HAHAHA

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>>34893654

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>WHOA NELLY

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>>34893654
WHOA NELLY

>>34894335
Is it just me or does the guy on the right look hung like a motherfucker?

>>34899377

>/fit/

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>fit humor
>just spamming manlet images

Come on, there's a whole world of fit humor out there.

>>34893654
>professor shouts "WHOA NELLY"
10/10

>>34894202
Why did I lose so hard???

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>>34893654
Post yfw the "WHOA NELLY" meme was born

>>34894174
Backstory?

>>34894249
i dont know why, but that makes me laugh a lot.

>>34894317
>bring down lankets
That doesn't really work.
Manlets get extremely mad at everything involving height. Just like you did. That's why the meme continues, cause it's funny to see your butthurt. If manlets ignored it, it would go away. But they never learn.

>>34899395
>didn't read past the OP
hey there fagtard

>>34893654
It could've been worse. It could have come out of the other end.

>>34892108
holy fuck this is sad and pathetic

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>>34891962

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>>34899764

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>>34899794

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>>34899799

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>>34899816

>>34899816
>>34899826
MOOOAAARRRRR

>>34899954
Sorry man, those were the few I had saved

>>34894202
>Creatinese
kek

>>34894174
Is this real? My fucking sides

>>34899816

Lost my shit at the Barbell flys

>>34899459
Some girl wrote "fuck off body building.com" on a piece of paper. Then held it up with her tits hanging out and took a photo then uploaded that photo onto the interwebz.

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Fucken Manlets

>>34891962
I read ylyl as you lift you lose

>>34892108
>Not jerking her overhead, doing 4x12 OHP before throwing her at her DYEL faggot bf and snapping his tiny forearms in twain

>>34894063
Shots fired, too good..

>>34893654
wow

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>>34892108
is that this guy?

>>34894335
Would bang
[spoiler]black chick[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Redhead[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Austin powers[/spoiler]

>>34901029
you know where you came from faggot

>>34901055
Same place as you

>>34901083
I didn't use it for lulz on the 4chans though

>>34901108
You missed out

>>34891962
>door knobs have an average height
Eh? My doors just got replaced and the handles sit at around six inches higher than previously. This guy isn't only autistic, he's a shit mathematician too.

>>34901158
>didn't even read the thread

>>34901132
No he didn't you fucking sperglord. I called out OP on the other site for being a try hard fucking faggot wanna be alpha sperg lord. Fuck off help the kid out or just mind your own shit this is why you are probably a dyel yourself.

>>34894424
When did SiR stop being funny and start self-inserting?

>>34901205
The first time someone tried to use it.

>>34901179
>this post
>calling other anons a sperglord

>>34901225
>this post thinking anyone that isn't a sperglord would give a fuck about your opinion.

>>34899826
i really didn't want to feel this way

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>>34894202

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>>34901240
>being this salty

>>34897652
He measured it at the blue line (where the guy is standing) interpolation from the switch, not the switch itself.

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>>34901337
Idk why but I liked so hard

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>>34901505
Loled not liked wtf phone

>>34894603
I want the band to snap and slap his tight ass

no homo

>>34893273

What's the source of this? Need one with sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8SqTKud8mE

>>34894083
This was inspiring

>>34901597
this isn't /b/ fuck right off

>>34894249
is this what they mean when they say "stealing your gainz" ??

>>34894122
this isn't even nearly funny, if you can bench 385 it WILL be noticeable no matter how fat you get

Even if he said believable numbers there's no way any faggot would actually do this, what a shitty cap delete it immediately

>>34901011
After I read a few lines I couldn't go on ...

How can someone sink so low?

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>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY

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>>34893654
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>"WOAH NELLY"

>>34893654
Have not laughed that fucking hard in a long time.

>professor shouts "WHOA NELLY"

>>34891962
>living recently at new house
>pajeet roommate lifts, has car, goes to Anytime fitness (same as me)
>lift with him a couple times, dude is decent size, but weak as fuck
>buys Max's hydro whey ($150 for 90 serves Aus)
>constantly fills me with indian broscience
>these include: color coding food
>breakfast = yellow, oats and eggs
>lunch = red, steak, carrots, tomatos
>dinner = white, chicken, cauliflower, rice
>almost exclusively only uses machines except for curls
>stash of weird supplements in his room
>starves himself to "keep metabolism high and lose fat"
>uses "help" instead of "spot"
>refuses to say spot
>Bench with him (his first time)
>struggles with 40kg, lmao0.5plate
>"help"

Humor him mostly, probably not gonna make it but oh well.

>>34892038
Post the rest where it turns out he fucked at least two of them

>>34893654
WHOA NELLY

>>34893654
Kek

>>34901971
HAHAHAHA

>>34894261
Broken ankles

>>34893376
10/10

>>34892021
Lost

>>34893053
Holly fuck, it's one thing to lie to a bunch of autists in a korean wallhanging discussion site and another one to try this hard to prove that. Lanklets vs manlets, pathetic as fuck.

>>34894339
He just looks so happy.

>>34901676
10/10

>>34894158
you are crazy man 350 kg is not easy

>>34894158
you are crazy man 350 kg are not easy to move

>>34894158
you are crazy man 350 kg are not easy to move with your arms

>>34894158

you are crazy man 350 kg are not easy to move with your arms shoulders feet and toes

>>34894158
you are crazy man 350 kg are not easy to move with your arms shoulders feet and toes and then do it again

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>>34895438
capped

>>34902043
40 kg is 1plaet unless you count the bar(wich is illegal where i come from)

>>34903542
>>34903556
>>34903601
kek

>>34892038
>put on 5 inch heels
>call other people short

Women.

>>34892108
>In his head
>"all my gains, and for what"

>>34894249
FILENAME

requesting that comic where the highschool bully makes fun of the nerd for being gay, but then they get together, get married, adopt a kid, and then at the end, [spoiler]the guy just says 'no homo'[/spoiler]

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>>34904082
I cant find it. Someone post it so I can enlarge my folder

>>34904153
omg, lol wtf! i lost

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>>34904082

>>34894317
That barely happens. We get manlet threads all day and I haven't even seen one lanklet thread.

>>34903816
Are there barbell police to make sure you don't add it on?

>>34904194
holy shit i haven't lost this hard in years

>>34904194
thanks, anon

>>34893654
W I T N E S S E D

>>34894777
If you mean literally, he's probably just real good at sticking his stomach out. I can do the same thing. Maybe it's just a skelly thing.

>>34899377
He looks like Austin Powers.

>>34894202
>Planet Fitness Assault Tactical Security Operatives
>PFATSO

>>34894230
I understand all of this is bullshit, but why would you drink alkaline water followed by apple cider vinegar - an acid?

>>34894374
...is he putting the toilet paper IN is ass?

>>34904153
That's really funny to watch, but if it happened to me I'd find a new gym at least 20 miles away

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>>34892071

fuggin lost omg

>>34900703
> You'll never take 4 scoops of FEV and literally leave humanity behind.
Why live?

>>34904157
That's cute actually.

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>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY

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>>34904441

sourceeeee

>>34894083
I've been there
>be me
>2 months into SS
>struggling with babbyweight squat
>big as fuck guy squatting 3.5 plate next to me
>stops
>comes over to me
>hey man i see youre struggling
>points out every flaw in my form in a gentle way
>widen your stance a bit
>point your toes out slightly
>pinch your shoulders back as far as you can
>look up
>mfw my squat went 50 lbs over the next few weeks without issue
>tfw i never saw him again

ty based squat god may rip bless your lifts for life

>>34893654
you're pretty good

>>34904766
you're cute actually

faggot

>>34904259
kek, lost

>>34892108
I really feel bad for this little person

>>34894158
Is that in freedum units?

>>34895438
Now post it on r/4chan.

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>>34893654

>it was alright

>not saying it was vomit-inducing

>>34892108
Is it wrong that i look at mens legs to compare my quads?

>>34891962
I dont have any OC but today I saw a 40 yo walk into the gym with compression shorts that looked like they had been cut into shorts and they looked like boxer briefs that were too tight and his ass looked like a camel toe through it when he was on the cross trainer
>background : Pajeet gym in pajeet land

>>34893654
Even if I was the one throwing up I would be laughing my ass off.

>>34894249
kekd filename

>>34894589
lost

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>>34899794
>no one here has left humanity behind, cmon

Lost too fucking hard m8

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>>34893273
>Says he's too short
>Kicks him with high-heels
Lmao womanlets

>>34891962
>manlets cant even see through the peep hole on most doors
Poor little guys

>>34902068
That never happened.
Prove me wrong.
>Pro tip
[spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]

>>34904441
>be manlet
>have small penis

Godamnit,fucking shit is stupid
Im a manlet but sitll i could fill her,unlike this shite

>>34894701
i laughed at the reaction image, FUCK!

>>34901011
This was probably the most pathetic thing i have ever read on 4 chan. That is saying something because 4chan is like the base of sad and pathetic.

>>34894282
I'd be a neck too if I didn't have a prick

>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY

toppest kek

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>>34894180

>>34902982
>to try this hard
>this hard
Is simple division and multiplication hard for manlets too? Top kek

>>34893654
Someone please screencap this so I can save it on mobile

>>34900723
I read it as you log-0n-the-'ch0n you lose

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>>34893654
I WANT TO KNOW MORE NELLY

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>>34893654

>WHOA NELLY

Holy shit my abs fucking hurt from this.

Good stuff anon, good stuff. I'm snapping this.

>>34893654
overrated post

>>34894174
she aged like shit, why couldn't she stay a sexy preteen forever?
age 17 was a literal 11/10

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>>34894589
Yard of feta gets me every time.

>>34908926
how autistic can this girl be?

say pleasent thing and get call out on it?

>>34908991
what is her full name?

>>34909030

Angie Varona

>>34892023
I really like that picture anon, mind if I save it and maybe share it with my friends? Haha

>>34909032
this wasnt me I don't spoon feed new fags who literally can't even reverse img
this was a redditor

>>34901029
>Tusken Raiders, 10 sets

>>34901971

Don't bother reading it's not worth it, it didn't happen and it's not a good read

>>34893053
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

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>>34893654
whew

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>>34909481

>>34904918
I love true gym bros who genuinely care and want you to make it. They are really good people.

>>34894339
How to be as happy as scoobs?

>>34893654
Read "Whoa nelly" like the grandpa from yu-gi-oh and fucking died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WptZNyF4LOg

>>34893654
toasting in an epic bread

>>34899826
Literally me walking outside that jaime.

>>34904889
masfresa (dot) com

>>34893053
Haven't we established that the autism was wrong anyways? I'm 180 and the doorknob is just below my belly button. Him being 170-175 seem pretty reasonable

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>>34891962
>YLYL
>takes a few seconds every time to realize it's not a shortened version of YFILYL

>>34897557
Doesn't quantum physics have something to say about that?

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Best /fit/ humor I've ever seen

>>34913086

died laughing. Thank you

>>34901676
Hahahahahaha holy fuck that was brilliant. Thanks anon

Does anyone have the 50 scoops to gryffiindor image?

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>>34893654

>>34894202
Lost hard

>>34901179
holy shit you are mad
this entire thread is to laugh at people, m8 chill

>>34893654
this samefagging holy shit

>>34894158
Man you cray 360mg move is not easy task my friend

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>>34908991
>she aged like shit

u wot

>>34906777
but you only got trips

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>>34909041
>being this autistic.

>>34891962
Literally peak autism

>>34907590
It's certainly up there with the UTV stalker. Although that guy was more legitimately crazy rather than pathetic.

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>>34908935
This wasn't funny. I'm a 24-year-old kissless virgin who has slept multiple times in the same bed with women that I think are way above my standards. Those stories are way too relatable to be funny.

>>34908926
tyler probably got laid that night

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>>34893654
fuckin saved

>>34908955
>Want to adapt the 'underrated post' pasta to this
>It doesn't work at all
Fuck u

>>34897681
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

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>>34893654

>>34894063
ouch

>>34908991
>sexy preteen
pedobear pls go

>>34899826
I fucking love this one

>>34904153
fucking lol

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>>34893654

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>>34893654
>WHOA NELLY

>>34913086
lost my shit

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>>34893654

>asian woman's eyes widen larger than I thought they could

I havent laughed this hard not even when high

It feel like this WHOA NELLY meme is being forced, please stop it. Thank you.

>>34896390
I still would desu

>>34914635
>virgin
>slept in bed with multiple women

You fucked up senpai

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I have a pretty cringe worthy autism story for you /fit/

>be in second year at University
>my high school crush and prom date also ended up at the same school
>terrible prom experience with spaghetti spilling everywhere and we stopped talking after
>get to school and get /fit/
>think im an alpha and start messaging her on facebook
>eventually exchange numbers and begin to text
>at nightclub with the boys getting my dance on and being too autistic to realize girls wanted to dance with me
>get a text from prom date
>"I'm really drunk and I need to see you right now ;)"
>immediately chug my vodka-red bull and smash the cup on the floor
>ask her where she is, tells me she is at a bar across town
>pocket my phone and run out of the nightclub without telling any of my friends why
>too drunk to think to call a cab
>instead I decide to take my roommate's car keys and steal his car to pick up this girl
>on the way to pick up this girl I nearly ran over a group of girls and almost smashed into another car
>get to the bar and text her I'm outside
>coolface.jpg
>she walks out with one of her friends
>see this and start to get really angry and think that she was just using me for my ride
>"hey anon thanks so much for picking me up, lets go to your place."
>she gently strokes my arm as she says this
>go full autism and get really dry to her because she is fucking using me for a ride
>her friend is starting to get weirded out by me and I can see them texting to each other
>manage to get home without any incident and my roommate didn't realize his car was gone

End of part 1

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>>34917584

Cont'd

>we sit in the living room as my boys come back from the nightclub
>bros walk in and see there are two girls sitting in the living room along with me on the couch
>objectively imagine the fact that my friends walked in on me sitting on the couch sweating profusely with two girls looking extremely confused
>we make eye contact and they see the look of desperation
>you know that look, the one you've seen your friends give when a grill is slipping through their fingers and they are begging for your help
>the same look your gymbro gives you when you make eye contact as they fail their lift because you were too busy mirin' yourself in the mirror as opposed to spotting them
>friends see this and two of them begin distracting her friend, who we will call J from this point on
>my other friend, C, walks over and begins talking me up to my high school waifu
>I continue to sweat profusely and begin to start twitching
>She turns to me, "hey anon, can you show me your room?"
>I am having a full blown anxiety attack at this point
>"Sorry no it's too dirty."
>my room was disgusting and I didn't want her to see how I lived
>when I say disgusting I mean piles of dishes everywhere, dirty clothes, empty pizza boxes, and a bed with the sheets coming off of the mattress
>she looks to C and then to her friend J
>C is genuinely confused
>"No anon, I really want to see your room."
>"Sorry its way too fucking dirty, maybe another time."
>yelled this out loud
>Her friend J looks at me and literally says "who the fuck does that?"
>I can see all of my friends attempting to hold back laughter
>I get a text, its from her
>"Are you sleeping here tonight?"
>Suddenly everything makes sense and I realize what I've done
>Now it's time to close this
>Autism intensifies
>Reply to her "yeah I am but beside you lol!!!! ;)"
>she looks at me, then looks at J
>"I'm going to go home now"

Needless to say she never spoke to me again.

>>34917631
jesus christ. i dont understand

thanks for reminding me to clean my room

>>34906777
not if you say no homo

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>>34893654
Fuck me that was a topkek, laughed hard

>>34917801
If I can help one person with this story then my mission is complete

>>34892038
should laughing at manlets be considered as bad as racism, or laughing at disabled people? It's pretty much the same thing since you point out things people can't possibly change.

>>34904575

To neutralize the pH obviously anon. Why would he drink pH neutral water when heb can do it this way?

>>34894282

Lost

>>34913086
you look like some roman senators fuckboy

haha ohh fuck that gave me a hearty laugh

>>34909481
kek

>>34893654
>>can feel it coming to an end, need to think fast
>>as the last bit of milk rolls out belch "it was alright"

alpha as fuck desu

>>34904564
This is what made me lose. I was doing so well :(

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>>34893654
>Woah Nelly
Laughed so hard it cured my hangover, thanks anon.

>>34893654
>it was alright
kek

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2bh f4m

>>34894603
sauce (at about 4:30)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypT2Ml9s9WM

>>34912912
I'm 193 cm and the doorknob is right at cock level for me