>decline bench >do it anyway

>lying tricep extensions
>my triceps don't lie

>bench press
>there's no button

>Deadlifts
>Not lifting old CEO of Nintendo

>working out
>I work inside

>Leg Press
>No drunk I'm not officer.

>calf raises
>im not even a cow farmer

>skullcrushers
>still alive

on the outside

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> Overhead Press
> There's no journalists above me

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>OP
>currently sucking 4000 dicks

>>34880817

Kek

>squats
>niggers

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>lunge
>ids only bregfasd

I like this thread

>dumbbell flies
>nobody has seen it ever since

>>34880815
Who was she anon? Can we help?

>>34880780
i can't till if this is an actual reddit faggot, or an ebin trole :^)

>Calf raises
>don't actually lift baby cows

>>34880888
this is by far the best i have ever seen.
i know you didn't come up with this, and copied it from some other anon, but i really really like this image

>leg extension
>still a manlet

>chin ups
>still sad

;_;

>Starting Strength
>strength never starts

>flyes
>you stay on the ground

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>dumbell curls
>not strong enough to bend them

>rows
>not even in a boat

>deadlifts
>you're alive and you don't

>cleans
>no less dirty than before

>squat
>I have my own house

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>barbell rows
>only one barbell

>skullcrushers
>

>facepulls
>face stays still

>>34880915
>she
>on /fit/
Highly unlikely

>Original Poster
>not actually original at all

>EZ bar
>actually kinda hard

>>34880936
Kill yourself desu senpai

>bent over row
>row didn't bend over

>dumbbell rows
>i have no boat

> clean&jerk
> doesn't take care of penises

>snatch
>still no pussy

>crunches
>no chocolate bar

> straight bar
> I only go to gay bars

>chin up
>my chin stays neutral

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>>34880790
>>34880923
You guys are missing mad gains.

>Good mornings
>But it's nighttime

>4 plates
>actually not that hungry

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>>34880767

>running
>I am running

also
>doing decline bench ever

>curls
>arm bends at a 90 degree angle

>power clean
>even dirtier and sweatier than before

>pullups
>pants still around ankles

>High bar
>Too short to grab it

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>>34880767

>sumo dl
>does not involve lifting dead japanese wrestlers

>hightest
>score low at school tests

>train for strength
>not a bad deal t b h

>>34881868

Is this Proko?

>triceps kickbacks
>arms don't have legs

>rack pulls
>rack doesn't pull

>>34881029
Made me laff

>>34880815
Whats her name ? wont judge bruh, been there

>Planet fitness
>No one is fit

>>34880679

Steven Wright would be proud of you, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8ZDrNb3B0

>>34882024
>Planet Fitness
>not a planet

>snatch
>still a virgin

>power rack
>drains power

>>34880947
aayyy

>>34881794
Do you even bulk bro?

>dirty bulk
>still take showers

literally a /v/ tier thread

>>34882423
Oh yeah? Well you're gay

>>34882423
but these memes are dank..

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>>34882044
>Implying it is not full of planets

>>34881029
Underrated

>>34882732
>hamplanet fitness
holy shit.
i just realized why planet fitness has the name they do, and also why pizza in a gym

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>>34880679

>Hip Drive
>Thigh Street

>suns out guns out
>I don't have a permit

>>34880679
>>34880984
>>34881868
Fuck yeah, based Ethan and Hila.

Say my name, OP.

>>34880679

>protein
>amateur teen

> french press
> get shot

>excuse me, how many sets do you have left?
>I don't really care, I just want you to go

>cut
>don't bleed

>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CANT WAKE UP

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>kettle bells

>doesn't boil water

>>34883841
fuck wrong pic, oh well

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>Facepulls

>skateboard squats

>not even natty

>>34880679

>Barbell curls
>Cause I'm just that strong

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>>34883895

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>>34880888

fucking kekd out loud

You're the best in the biz anon

>concentration curls
>can be done unfocused

>bent over row
>the speediest way is through the planet core

>>34881763
>/fit/

>cable flies
>no picture on TV anymore

>planks
>no planks anywhere

>farmer's walk
>not even a farmer

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>>34881763

>sumo squats
>pussy out and use a bar instead

>>34880905
>see dumbbell-flies
>will probably have to stop taking LSD

>>34880888
classic.

>crunches
>silence

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>>34880888
Holy shit this one's good

>Incline bench
>Bench doesn't need convincing

>tricep pullovers
>I didn't know I was speeding officer

>Trap bar
>Only cis people here

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>>34880888

>Glute bridges
>I'm not a civil engineer

>>34882078
underrated lmao

>suicides
>I'm not a muslim

>>34888888

>do the russian twist
>there isn't even any music playing

>clean & jerk
>rooms still a mess and no fap 7 days

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>>34888942
lm.ao senpai

>dragon flags
>live in western hemisphere

>>34888686
>tricep pullover
>warm piece of clothing for my arm

>Pull-Ups
>i'm not a kid anymore

>Romanian Deadlift
>Leave gym without stealing anything

>weighted dips
>chips keep breaking

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>>34880679
>deadlifts
>not having skeletor there to spook you on
>why be undead

>power snatch
>i'm a submissive

>cable crunches
>cable is silent

>lat pull-down
>lats remain in place

>overhead press
>I understand everything i read in the papers

>battling ropes
>ropes are fairly docile

>>34880679
lmao

>>34881011
Kek

>running squats
>cant ever catch up to the little fuckers

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>>34881861
>High Bar
>Bar is straight edge

>>34882809
Pizza at the gym is awesome. Gotta eat big...

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>>34881851
>power clean
>okay

>>34883841
>old gohan
lmao

>rear hoisted upsie downs
>exactly what the name says

>>34880888
I rate this 5/5, since it made me let out a hearty chuckle. This one has depth and brevity, something rather rare on this board of 4chan these days.

>>34891414
that's young gohan you fuck

he's even still wearing the piccolo cape

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>>34892074
Obligatory

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>>34880888
Perfect

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>>34889058
>dragon flags
>I'm not in Wales

>lateral raises
>income of my lats stay the same

> the press
> I'm not a journalist

>>34891001
underrated post

>shrugs
>I know the answer

>deficit deadlift
>it's actually a quite popular exercise

>>34880777
lol'd and trips checked

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>>34892821
Very nice.

>suicide grip
>failed attempt :^(

>>34881011
> Squat
> Not pajeetskin

>>34893020
What is the answer?

>preacher curl
>is an atheist

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>>34880888
You win this thread

>>34893745
nobody knows, that is why you have to keep shrugging.

>>34880888
10/10

>>34880888
Kek. Every time.

>>34880888

>lunge

Oh my god im dying

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>>34880888
Fucking check n' kek

>pull ups
>I'm a big kid now

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>>34880888
chek'd and kek'd

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>>34883415
Why the fuck do i find this so funny. Holy shit

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>>34880888

Nice trips faggot

>>34880923
>calf raises
>now have a healthy adult cow

>>34880947
>pull ups
>always there for ya anon

>burpees
>doesnt have gas

>>34891040
Well then you're doing it wrong.

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>>34880888

>>34892820
No one else is gonna do it. SOURCE?