Do chicks fart?

Only if the accidentally the whole creatine

one night with my ex gf, we were spooning and talking quietly, when she started to fall asleep ,and as her body relaxed, she let out the smallest little fart

it was the cutest fucking thing desu

it was even cuter when i told her in the morning and she got all red and ashamed. then i fucked her silly.

>>34866080
English good you speak, the dark side beware.

>>34866533
New faggot you are.

Jesus christ those tits and thigh gap. Hnnnnnnnnggggg

>>34866061
Only the ugly ones.

>>34866080
A vot i fizach pod'ehal.

>>34866061
never had a long term gf have you ?
yeah girls fart hell some of their farts stink as bad as protein farts and dont even get me started on period farts.

>>34866061
And how!

If you never hear a girl fart, it means she wears thongs. Thong panties make all farts silent.

>>34866558
>not sucking period sludge out of her womb for free protein

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>>34866061
hnnnng mature women just get me

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>>34866845
stop posting now.

Hm... I don't fart much. I usually do when I have to go doody.

fucking women disgust me sometimes

>>34866800
Cause they cutting one big fart into 2 small farties?

>>34867108
one time i sucked out an embryo. not only is that like 20 grams of proteins, but I also prevented my life being ruined.

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