How would you teach Holly Burt to squat?

>>34860501
Why would you waste her time squatting? She needs to be deadlifting as much as possible. Just look at those proportions and leverages.

>>34860501
on my dik

>>34860501
by the hell away from me for starters

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imagine fucking her

would be like trying to fuck a praying mantis

>>34860501
How do they measure legs?

>>34860548
I don't think you ever performed a deadlift.

With a crane.

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>>34860548
This is the wrongest answer possible

>>34860790
>would be like trying to fuck a praying mantis

kek
mein seids

>>34860871
SS + GOMAD

>>34860501
ayy lmao

>>34860871
In inches if you're in a decent country

>>34860501
I'd first have to check her form. Lying directly beneath her while she squats towards my face would probably be the best way to accurately observe.

>>34860548
she would be literally the shitties deadlifter desu senpai

>>34860501

give her the ole lickaroo when she drops down to my height, ie parallel

Damn those are some good Brazilian Jiu Jitsu legs.

Get her to do some squats, and practice the triangle choke.

>>34860501
>>34860501
She's 6 foot 5? what the fuck?

I'm taller than that, I must looks like a monster...

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>6'1.5
>tfw too tall to squat but legs are big anyway bc ran cc in high school

>>34860501
Very carefully.

>>34862193

bruh i'm the exact same height as you with proportionally long legs. uou can squat.

There's no fucking way in hell that bitch's leg are 49.5 inches unless she's 8 ft tall. Don't they measure your inseam? Cause if not that's a retarded way to measure a leg.

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>>34860548
senpai...

>>34862193
>6'1.5
>too tall

Where are you getting these delusions from? You're just a bit taller than average.

>>34862193
I'm 6 2 and can squat, you're a bitch

>>34862132
Is your torso that of a man a foot shorter? That's what's going on with her.

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manlets BTFO

HER LEGS ARE NOT 50" unless you measure her feet too to the middle of her hip faggots.

I would really like to see her in person since I've never seen a girl my height (6'5" male). I think I've passed by some girls that made it to 6'3", but they were wearing heels/boots and possibly had penises.

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>>34860871
... with a tape measure, of course.

>>34862382
>wanting to date female Peter la Anguila
I don't think so

>>34862274
long arms short legs would be more ideal for conventional deadlift, think lamar gant or richard hawthorne

that bodytype is exceedingly rare though

>>34860501
By putting a quarter on my forehead and laying down under her.

>>34860501
I wouldn't. She needs to read the sticky

>>34860501
Why is she so haggard at 20?

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>mfw imagining the potential thunder thighs

>>34862193
>6'1
>tall

Thanks for the kek, manlet. 6'4 here, can squat 3pl8 for reps. Fuk off

>>34862223
>>34862288
>>34862297
>>34863397
shhhhh, hear that? That's the sound of SS victim brains shorting (pun intended) out from the mere existence of my glorious cross country thighs

W W T L
W
T
L

>>34862274
>tfw you dont match either type
>built to fail

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>>34860501
You know, I was gonna make a bird joke, but now I'm thinking spider or possibly slenderman.

>>34863466
i feel bad, you're obviously trying hard; have a (you) son.

>>34864217
>tfw too intelligent to troll
Ty anon

>>34860501
She has the build of fucking slender man

>>34862500
>possibly had penises
aint modern times great?

she would squat with like a horizontal back position that's disgusting i'm not an advocate of cruel and unusual punishment

>>34862274

w-what if I'm just long everywhere

>>34862232

They measure to the TOP of her PELVIS.

49.5 is NOT her inseem.

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>>34862382

What nobody will point out, is that if a Man who was famous for ANYTHING had said: "I only date thin or athletic girls."

EVERY feminist would lose their fucking shit and there would be a hate campaign to destroy the man's career.

That garbage publication the "Le Happy Merchant" York Post would have no issue spearheading the campaign.