What are you? Bingo time fitizen

>>34847071
> wear cologne eau de toilette
1 they're different things
2 they're both cheap shit desu. Maybe acceptable in the summer

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Im sure theres gotta be someone worse than me

right?

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>tfw alpha

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>don't care how your dance style looks

so many things wrong with both of these games of bingo:

alcohol is for estrogenated beta faggots
dancing is for women and beta faggots
facebook is for women and beta faggots
women find a gay appearance more hot than a straight appearance
i am alpha, my accomplishments and hobbies are individual. i am alpha enough to not have to rely on team mates
fighting is for degenerate low iq niggers

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semi-alpha without the bonus of getting two bingos (otherwise double alpha? wtf?)

Also this is shit.

>>34847071
>not drinking alcohol is beta
Stay in middle school, family.

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Man this is fucking retarded I got (17*2)-8 = 26

I'm a total faggot.

>>34847071
This is the autism Bingo.

> unusual music taste, don't watch tv, FB is alpha
> No alcohol, long hair is beta

I wonder how many <18 people we got in this board.

>>34847344
Also do people seriously think having a lot of facebook friends is alpha? This was made by a child.

>>34847071
>under 300 facebook friends
>beta

trash tier

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>drinking
>alpha

>many fb friends
>alpha

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I don't feel alpha as fuck though :(

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>>34847071
Btw, I literally only have 2 friends, and I spend my whole free time playing vidya at home unless I go to a bar/pub to play acoustic hipster music or get invited to play soccer at work.

I'm the definition of anti-alpha lol.

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Change "don't care about how I look dancing" with "Always best dancer in the club".

Change "virgin after 20" to "waiting till marriage".

Score is alright, could be worse, I guess.

>>34847243

Fedora tipper as fuck, bro. Lay off the /pol/.

>>34847243
is this bait?

>>34847543
duh

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>>34847071
i sure dont feel alpha

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pretty sure i'm still a beta tbqh family

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How do people even get a negative value on this? I know that I'm pretty confident but like jesus this game is a joke.

>>34847701
It's made for people in high school where getting laid and partying are big deals.

If you are >=college, you shouldn't be doing bingos in /fit/ anyways.

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>>34847071

>not drinking alcohol
>weighing under 150lbs
>less than 300 facebook friends
How is this beta? Are you going off how /r9k/ sees chad?

>>34847404
>under 6ft
>under 150lbs
Gotta step up if you wanna be a manmore.

>didn't mark penis size

>plays video games but doesn't know what vidya means
Come on dude that's easy as fuck to work out.

>>34847993

>doesn't mark penis size
6" is neither above nor below the mentioned mark

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lol @this quiz

not a great pic but don't have any others of me on pc

>>34847375
>best friend is a virgin manlet
>has over 1k fb friends
>is having fun on an exchange trip to yurop rn
Pretty much proof half of these are retarded

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wew leds

tfw omega males are infinitely better than alpha

shitpost all over this thread

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Doing good I guess, but last night I drunk made out with a girl and got a little too attached, but I don't know if she picked up on it. Ima get over it, just been lonely as of late.

>>34847071
tfw get 8
tfw "alpha as fuck"
tfw still socially autistic
tfw still lonely and depressed
>alpha as fuck
t-thanks OP

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im actually pretty proud of myself.

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Fuck all you fucking chads. These bingo boards suck. I mean, I'm under no illusion that I'm not beta, but still. Ree.

>>34847243

Top kek. Hope ya die in a fire.

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>tfw only +1 alpha

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>>34847071
IMO most the "alpha" things are average person things. Not really alpha vs beta desu senpai baka

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Alpha as fuckk, pic in next post.

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>>34849561

>>34849571
Lol not showing face, un tick the confidence one mate.

Wonder what other ones you lied about

>what are you?

not a teenager

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So am I making it then?

>>34847071
aw shit I am beta s fuck.

>>34849578
Just one i uploaded earlier.

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broke-alpha status

I'm 5'11.5 but felt the need to be honest about my affliction.

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>>34849666
>5'11.5
>.5
I'm sorry anon but I just cant

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>>34847071
Dancing depends on how much I've drank

I can still make it, r-right guys

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>>34849666
>Satan is here
i know them right under 6' feels

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>>34849666
>>34849751
if 5'10 faggots can claim they're 6' you two can too and you'll easily get away with it

the alpha/beta meme is only used by "betas"

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working on the overweight part

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>>34847071

this is so garbage, apparently im alpha as fuark but im just a regular dude. im no chad man.

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bunch of omegas you all are

>11
>Feel normal

Who the fuck scored this?

>>34849038
This is too easy and the test isn't good. Many entries give you double points. Virgin? -1. No virgin? +1. One should be 0. Anyway, 10 points, only a single beta point

>everyone 'unusual taste in music'

No. Not unless you listen exclusively to drones or something equally fucked up.

>everyone passionate about a hobby

lifting should be excluded desu

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>>34847071

>alpha as fuck

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>>34847071