>this is what women want He's pretty tho... no homo

>>34846342
literally no abs

also shame about all the tatoos

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>>34846342
>dem wide hips
>dat chest gap
we're all gonna make it, bruh

do i have to get shit-tier tatts to be sexy, tho?

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>>34846342
He looks like shit though.

mirin the tatts but I'm already bigger & leaner

>>34846363

>not liking tattoos

watch out guys we got one of them straight-edge losers, only a matter of time till he calls something degenerate.

>>34846342
>rib cage showing
>gyno
>skinnyfat
>cringy tattoos
Into the trash it goes.

>>34846400
the human body is a piece of art

imagine the mona lisa with random tattoos drawn over the canvas
thats the way i see tattoos. also, its gonna look fucking badass when tattoo people become grandpa and grandmas (not)

>>34846342
He's Jewish and heavily pushed by the Jew media to be sexy.

>>34846342
why are guitarists always most jacked than singers?

>>34846342
>tattoos
Good luck getting a job

>>34846398
you would look hot if your nose wasn't a potato

>>34846446
he's an instagram model

>>34846419

>the human body is a piece of art

no, it's just a product if evolution. and the human body is actually kinda gross sometimes.

>>34846459
His problem is that he's a lil gook.

>>34846398
this guy looks like a fag
>>34846376
this guy looks like a fag

>>34846342
looks like a skinny dude.
which in todays morbidly obese culture is attractive.
this isn't rocket science.

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>>34846465
thats just like- your opinion, man

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>>34846473
gooks are evolving and will be the future of humanity

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this is what women really want

>>34846342
>He's pretty tho... no homo
Exactly, that's what women want

>>34846398
>>34846376
>>34846488
Why lift when it's all about the face, doe?

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>>34846342
>normie standards are this low

We're literally gods to these plebs.

>>34846577

keep thinking that.

>>34846577
No. "Big guys" are freaks, not gods

>>34846419
Wow. I've never read a more fedora tier post. Congrats.

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>>34846419

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>>34846577
>mdw episode 12 uncensored

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>>34846465
>being this much of a fedora

baka senpai

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This is what women want

>>34846400
I don't think you know what straight edge actually means.

>>34846600
Nice dub dubs, bub.

>>34846616

how so

>>34846342

Sure, in some places around the world.

Chances are most cultures would not find him attractive, particularly those in 3rd world nations. The tattoos would probably turn off most women, though there might be some lust of them to be felt... but in terms of longevity in a partnership the "badass" only goes so far in this world.

Women don't want men with muscles because toxic masculinity

>>34846488
except total distance is only the distance his hips are covering; that is more a measure of his flexbility than his actual vertical.

>>34846647
believing in evolution

>>34846673
From a non autist standpoint its because attractive charasmatic males would have more opportunity to go elsewhere if they were in a relationship, especially if the woman feels she has obvious faults.

Women like confident men. If you happen to be thin, good-looking, and have a lot of money, that helps... a lot.

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>>34846673

Sometimes I kinda wish the world's economy would collapse, and within my community the people would pull together with resources to create a long lasting culture of dedication. Within my urbanized rural neighborhoods we would build up outposts and walls in vulnerable areas using logs, barbed wire, and cement blocks to keep trespassers out.

We light up the streets using tiki torches along with signs pointing to various houses that have been transformed into outposts of trade and expertise.

Since i'm a beta virgin male this event would transform me into a true alpha man. I would shave my head and grow my beard out, and wear red flannel shirt with levi jeans and steal toed boots from Timberland with my sleeves rolled up. The community would over time look up to me as one of the core leaders of our community and the women would all cherish me.

Much of the women there would be single or struggling to find their match, which I would then go in and bang them to ensure there's equality within our community.

Working all day I would build up some serious muscle growth by moving locks all day long, my arms would become swole and women would gawk at my manly lumber jack strength.

>>34846791
please kill yourself

>>34846791
I realize this is pasta but its funny that nerds who never venture out of their mothers basement would find themselves in the upper echelons of mad max society if fallout was a prophecy instead of a gameboy game

>>34846342
the face looks shopped on, fuck is wrong with this schindlers list lookin ass nigga

>>34846607
link

>>34846403
but his face/status is better than yours, which is really all that matters

>>34846577
post a pic of yourslelf

>>34846438

Why do you think, shit-for-brains?

>>34846342
>dat face
>decent body
he'd do fine even w/o the fame

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Tfw when Adam Levine was once my goal body

>>34846342
he's a millionaire

>thinking the picture has anything to do with why women want him

He's a small guy.

>>34846791
Autism: the post

>>34846342
He has a pretty face, everything else is provided by halo effect™

>>34846342
>>this is what women want

A woman is someone over the age of 26, that is mentally fully developed. They don't want a faggot like that.

14 year old girls with daddy issues and 20 year old chicks would probably like a scrawny fag like that.

So if you're swole, get on the milf train.

>>34846342
Less work for me then to be honest family

>>34846398
your face is fucking hideous you gook