Mirin' thread DYEL edition

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>>34845490

From now on bodypics are obligatory in merlin breads

>>34845580
Im DYEL ottermode, aint afraid to say I look like shit compared to /fit/

>>34845625
post pic anyway brah.

>be me
>alone in a small community college gym
>between OHP sets, a group of about 15 grills and their coach come in to work out
>initiate avoid eye contact at all costs mode
>grills cycle around gym doing various calisthenics and machines
>facing the mirror so I catch a bunch of grills looking at me throughout my next set
>start pl8 power cleans
>after a couple sets, this grill next to me lying on her back with her ass facing me doing leg kicks starts talking
>"Hey."
>I don't respond as I wasn't looking at her and the coach put the music on blast
>"Hey... hey you"
>I turn to face her
>"Are you making gains?" - grill
>"What?" I couldn't hear her
>"Are you making gains?", she says at the same volume
>"I can't hear you"
>"Are you making gains?"
>"Yeah."
>"Me too."
>another qt standing next to the power rack working dumbells says "Just ignore her."
>I chuckle

>>34845828
why

>Be me
>no muscles, no gains
>no one ever tells me i got a big chest

feelsbadman.

>>34847573
stop being a faggot.

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>>34847702
Here

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My girlfriend said "you look like a big guy for me" and grabbed my traps.

She knows that I dabble in dank memes, but I was surprised at the initiative she took.

>>34847886
You're bigger than otter. Lookin good btw.

This is ottermode.

>>34847886
Dem hips.
Dem thighs.
Dat dick.
If you're not a penis enthusiast I feel bad for you.

>>34847886
Wheres your chest

>>34847912
Looking good m8, would go homo for
Looking more lean than big tbH

>>34847934
Yeah, I'm not big at all, but she doesn't know what big is.

She's a nurse, so she's always playing with my veins now.

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>>34847912

>>34845490
>"solid"

>>34847886
fuckin lay off the leg shit bro, need to put that attention to lats/chest. nice arms though

>walking through a door
>chick walking other way
>walks right in front of me and stops
>stares at me like she wants to say something
>gets awkward, been about 20 seconds now
>asks "are you [literally who]?"
>"Uhh, no, sorry"
>"Oh, haha, it's just you're both so tall!"

Sh-she mirin?

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>>34851973

>>34845490
>>normies literally mirin my lmao2.5pl8 deadlift, guy was staring all the time (maybe he was gay though)

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Decide to dress a little more /fa/ than my usual self. Nothin too faggotty
>oxfords
>slim khakis
>blue button down shirt(looks like light denim)
>jacket
I was gettin eye raped all over uni
>is /fa/ right?

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>Been working out
>Results are showing up
>Go to a party in a disco
>Hook up with a relatively fatty because I am in wingman duty
>I am not a high test fan but whatever
>She jumps on me
>Making out and shit
>She literally is begging me to take her "some place else"
>I cleverly deflect all those invitations
>mfw she forced me to add her on jewbook

Now she puts likes in everything I post....I am scare /fit/...wat do?

>>34854069
>accepting the friending of a fat friend
What are you even doing son

>>34847912
where's your dick senpai?

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>>34854111
did anyone have scooby in this pic related?

>>34854129
Underwear are covering it

>>34847886
Pretty good work. Get a big chest and fill out your obliques for a top tier Fridge mode.

>>34847886
Not OP but how do I avoid this?
I'm dyel and am doing SL 5x5 which makes me squat everyday.

>>34854993
just switch to ppl or brosplit once your strength hits reasonable levels. u might look like that or a little bit but bodybuilding will be way easier than it otherwise would have been

>>34854993
add upper body accessory lifts

>>34847886
>dem arms
>dem thighs
Bruh. You're pretty big by normie standards.

As for your hips, make sure you're hitting your back and lats whenever you can. It'll make them less prominant and really get that sexy fridgemode going for ya

Got fat in highschool, waste years and then eventually lose it.

Can't handle the mirin.

>Get introduced to lady at mums work
>"Oh, you haven't meet my boy, this is Anon"
>She shakes my hand "Hi"
>"Hi, nice to meet you"
>"You're very handsome"
>Spaghetti, wasn't expecting it

>Go to hospital because unwell
>Literally crying with pain
>Overhear male doctors talking
>"He's very handsome"
>"It would be unprofessional to ask him out"
>Such a sperg a year later I'm still trying to convinve myself they weren't talking about me

>Going for my nightly walk
>See two Maori guys walking towards me
>Oh fuck.webm
>"Fuck you're pretty built bro!"
>"Haha ok"

>At supermarket, girl keeps checking me out
>As I go to leave she says "Enjoy you're afternoon"
>It's 9pm
>Say thank you and just hold myself back from saying "You too"
>Wish I had said it

>>34855547
>"Enjoy you're afternoon"
>you're

Forgive me.

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>be senior in highschool
>sunny day out, so I wear my american flag tank top and aviators like the faggot I was
>lifting for about 6 months, everyone called me "toned"
>walking to my car
>grill sitting next to her friend calls out to me as I walk by
>"Anon, stop being so attractive!"
>loudly snort and keep on walking
>sat in my car listening to Nujabes alone until lunch was over

God damn I fucking hate myself sometimes

>>34855547
A U C K L A N D?

>>34847886
thats not OP, you autists, thats that guy from the cbt a while with the big ass fuck quads.

>>34856166
Tauranga.

>>34855547
How much loose skin you got

>>34854993
switch to ICF 5x5

>>34853303
No, cause /fa/ wouldn't approve of said outfit cause its "dadcore". Good choice though, I have pretty much the same thing besides a nice pair of boots instead

>>34858488
Not much, took it slow.

Haven't even bulked yet so I'll be alright.

>tfw 5'11 192 and far past dyel
>tfw still no mires (except from gay guys)

I must be ugly or something.

>>34855351
Not him but what's reasonable levels? Would 2pl8 squat and 2.5 pl8 DL be all right?

>>34859623
>tfw still no mires (except from gay guys)
>I must be ugly or something.

Or really fucking gay looking.

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>>34846191
>I chuckle

>>34860975
nice reddit file

>>34845490
>5'7
>getting mires

yeah, nah..

>>34860975
>tfw this guy smashed ciara

>only been cutting for a couple weeks
>old friend (that's a girl) tells me I look like I've been losing weight
>kinda pumped
>I meet her again later in the night
>"wow anon you really look...cute"

I think she hesitated because she wanted to crack a playful joke but panicked and said what she really thought. Neither of us are in a situation to date each other, but it's nice to get some mires this early on.

>>34855627
>Nujabes
nice taste, you do sound like a faggot tho

>>34847886
But that's not ottermode, at all

>>34855627
>dressing like a faggot
>acting autistic

man you really put yourself in a shitty situation

>Go out clubbing last Sat
>Within 5 mins of getting to club, girls mirin' and hitting on me straight away
>Pull 4 girls during the night
>Girls buying me drinks
>Keep feeling my arms/chest, ass keeps getting grabbed

My favorite moment of the night;
>One girl I pulled at start of night and ditched
>Go to dancefloor, see her dancing with some guy
>Dance nearby as friends were there
>As soon as she see's me she comes straight over to dance with me, start pulling her again right in front of guy she was just dancing with
>Guy is just standing there looking like a mug
>Feel like a fucking king all night

Feels good bro's

>>34856226
Yeah hit up B Hut this weekend maate slay heaps of shitskin cumslootz boh 8)

>>34856226
Tauranga boiiiiiiis

>be me, 183cm 75kg
>lifting for a year
>started from 55, clawing my way out of auschwitz
>still have visible abs somehow
>normally hide body because SHAME (ring ring)
>put on well fitting tshirt to go out with friends
>shy qt i used to crush on is going out with us, says "wow, you've gotten really buff over the past year!"
>covers her face like she's ashamed and because she's lightly drunk
>say thanks and ignore her for the rest of the night

>>34853303
it's not /fa/, but it's better than 80% of the population

>>34863188
>lying on the internet for the admiration of dyel autists..

end it desu lad

>>34863282
what routine did you use to escape skellytown anon? i'm currently doing a lean bulk with PPL, 6'5 80kg

>At fancy-dress party last night
>Girl I've met a few times is there
>She's brought her house mates from university with her
>I've met one of them in passing before but she asks if I'm anon and starts talking to me
>She's really attractive; short, stacked, slim waist, cute face, long red hair
>We end up talking for ages
>She's smiling and laughing
>Mention I live really close to her uni
>She says I should go down and go on a night out with her
>Says I can stay at her house
>What'shappening.jpg
>Later on in the night
>She's sitting next me tracing a finger along the fur on my costume
>Cuddles up to me for about 20 minutes while I'm watching the room spin
>Leave with a friend to go to bed
>Next day I go back to the house to pick some stuff up
>See her as she's leaving
>She tells me to make sure I message about coming down to her
>Smiles and waves after she crosses the road

>>34851086
Mirin or face-blind and actually mistaking you for someone else.

>>34854069
Stop pretending to be into girls you're not, and unfriend her. Done. Wingman duty doesn't mean you have to KISS some ugly bitch you're not attracted to. You're supposed to talk to her and be nice/interesting/whatever she responds well to, so your friend can take her friend some place else without resistance from her. Am I the only one revolted by the idea of "making out" with someone unattractive just to help a friend? Wtf.

>>34862014
>short people don't reproduce

I had sex with a girl yesterday does that mean I was mired per say

Fresh mire
>be me 210 13% bf
>began bulking last weak clean bulk
>yesterday ate a whole costco chicken mixed with some tuna and eggs for dat dere protein
>taking a shit at work in a stall
>violently spew shit out my ass
>guy next to me gags and starts choking

>>34863763
I'm face blind. Pretty spaghetti, but it doesn't bother me because I'm accustomed to it now.

>>34864012
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>>34863461
Did SL for 8 months with a month off for exams. Doing PPLPP now. We're gonna make it tall brah <3

>>34864824
>PPLPP
What the fuck entire point of a ppl is to hit each group 2 times a week lazy fat retard

>>34864012
Given how strong you are you should have put his head between your thighs and squeezed him while he can smell your shit. Bonus points if you choke him out before the smell makes him pass out

>>34865143
10 pounds of waterweight 3 gallons a day. Actually around 200 with 175ish lbm

>at gym a while ago
>it's deadlift day, yay
>DYEL and his gf doing deads as well
>guy does 1pl8, teaches girl how to do it (wrongly)
>she struggles with lmao0.5pl8
>load up 1pl8 as well, guy scoffs at my 5 reps (he did 10)
>nigga, this is warm up
>proceed to working weight, 150 kg
>see girl sneaking glances in the mirror
>light weight baby
>do 5 reps, no problem (previous pr was 3 reps)
>girl gives me a smile and a fucking thumbs up
>DYEL guy suddenly realises they have to do an exercise in the other part of the gym
>T O P C U C K

I know it's not that much by /fit/ standards, but normies are easily impressed

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>got together with friends to wish happy birthday to a friend at midnight
>wearing a sweater that has a design people like but is a little tight on me
>girl screams you're so big
>starts fondling my biceps
>2 male friends and another female friends join in, feeling pecs and arms and abs
>mfw swolested

I don't know why they're so impressed, literally 150 @ 5'8"

>>34865081
>SL for 8 months
Please no more squats. I'm tired of squatting more than double my bench.

>>34866671
why

it gives you nice legs

>>34865916
Enjoy feeling strong while it lasts bro. When you pull 5-6 plates for reps, you will be thinking you're fucking weak

>Halloween weekend
>Friday at some weird small party
>it sucks so we leave for a much better party
>tfw after roommate tells me people were staring at me and saying "he's my favorite"
Also
>Saturday night
>at concert
>small indoor venue, packed like sardines
>69° Celsius
>normie girls keep staring at me
>go outside because too hot and no room even to dance
>chatting with some of the other people who aren't digging it inside
>girl walks by and runs her hand along my abs
>"I hope you get laid tonight, you're really tall"
Y-you too

>>34867322
I am happy with my legs and too poor to buy more pants. Ass gains on SL were fucking phenomenal though.

>get /fit/
>all the guys at my work want me
>except the guy i'm actually interested in
>worse: he's gay
JFMSU senpai

>>34869450
>too poor to buy more pants
just have 1-2 pair of pants during a bulk

>>34868234
height?

>>34872437
5'5"

>>34872437
5'6'', the manlet cutoff shit is a meme, i'm taller than most girls

>>34863461
Im inbetween you two and former skelly. Did SL to escape aushwitz, also eat plenty and top it off with a prot shake 3-4 scoops once a day.

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I just have odd mired situations or ones that really don't benefit me in any way besides instant gratification.

>been out of high school for three years and in uni
>anytime I come back home and lift everyone asks me for pointers, form checks, what my lifts are at now
>was pretty buddy buddy with my principal and AD, and they always call me a beast and stuff

At uni
>friends refer to me as the caveman
>because I really only eat meat and drink milk, lift, sleep, and jerk off
>generally backhanded compliments along the lines of "well we have to tease you because we know you could beat the shit out of us"
>they bring up that I lift a lot to other people for some reason

Girls
>I'm extremely introverted, I can make friends easy but like I said I only do like four things every day, so no gf
>I get eye contact a good amount every day, but I literally can not interpret that social cue ever
>there are endless things for why a girl could be looking at you
>girls I know sometimes ask me to do odd things like if I can bench them or squat them (bitch I can snatch two of you)
>one girl literally said to her bf as I was standing there, "look how big his chest/shoulders are" (I can bench 275 but my chest isn't actually that big, I just have a barrel chest so with clothes it looks bigger)
>girls have used me as a defense/barrier saying "I'll have anon beat you up"

Also plenty of cringe what the fuck stuff from earlier life.
I honestly am not very aesthetic, but I think I look the strong part. 5'11" 206lbs, so in clothes I don't look small and I'm not fat. I don't have the cool mires like you guys though.

>>34863714
Happy for you dude

>>34845490
brehs I need help

>taking a writing workshop class for fun
>qt 3.14 in my class
>everyone introduces themselves by stating their name and job
>qt says, "I don't have a job, I'm still in school."
>teacher asks what school she goes to
>"I'm homeschooled"
>Don't know if she's underaged or taking embarrassing online college courses
>fast forward a few weeks into class
>I can tell she likes me
>emails me flirty shit during class
>always tells me she likes my writing
>fast forward to today
>I'm walking her to her car
>get to her car
>she starts chatting me up and being flirty
>feel tension, see that she's maintaining eye contact
>slight lull in convo but she's still looking at me
>I say "Well, I'll see you next week, huh?"
>she says bye and I walk away

Not sure what to do. I'm worried that she's underage. I don't want to ask because I feel like it'd be weird, especially if she is underage but no puss is worth going to jail over.

>>34855627
made me kek, Nujabes is good though

>>34873948
just ask ffs .. xd

>>34873948
ask her what classes she's taking in school

>>34873948
Bring up driver's licenses and how you look terrible in yours, show her yours and get her to show you hers. Sneak a peek at the birth date and confirm age.

>>34845490
>5'7 148 lbs
>skelly mode
Pick one

>>34875240
Not the orig guy but this is amazing. How do you guys come up with shit like this? Can you do it on the spot?

>>34875273
I-I saw it on a sitcom once...

>>34875273
>>34875283
But seriously though, it's not too difficult to come up with stuff like this. Most of the stuff like this that you'll come up with will be through joking, either to yourself (It's not weird, I swear) or around mates.

>>34873563
Could you explain what you mean by "barrel chest" ?

>>34863276

Strive to achieve m8

>>34873563
>strong
275 bench
Youre delusional manlet

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>>34876142
Pic
>>34876321
You should probably spend some time away from /fit/ man

>>34847886
This isn't you, faggot

>>34875273
You can't just instantly delve into drivers licenses.
Start with a funny getting IDed, pulled over, or some other story, and then mention something about your license like how they didn't believe it was you, or they made fun of your past appearance, or something along those lines.

I've used this trick twice, one false positive, and one that saved me from fucking this girl who looked 20 but was 17.

>be me 6'0" dyel skinny fat
>did manual work over summer
>like that I'm starting to get stronger
>decided start lifting
>SS lifting (gonna start doing new routine in new year)
>2 1/2 months later
>grill housemates are miring
>feeling my muscles
>"OMG where did this come from?" etc
>feel kinda embarrassed
>haven't reached my goal body yet
>passively accept their comments

Did I do good /fit/?

>>34871060
Uhh. London?

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5'7" too op. Getting similar experience, on month 9 right now.
>last night, hanging with friend/smoke buddy who lifts
>"Been working chest man?"

>see girl I knew from school a month ago
>says my arms have gotten much bigger
>mfw my arms are twigs

>grandma visits
>"OOOO MI HIJO YOU'VE GROWN SO MUCH!"
>molests my arms

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Am I dyel?

>>34880486
nice gyno

>>34882034
I don't have gyno u filthy kekold beta

>>34880486
you look alright. keep pumping brah

>>34873563
You sound like /good guy/ anon

>>34855627
matthew?!

>>34853120
Iktf. Im skelly at 148 5'10".
Normies mirin my 2pl8 squat and 3pl8 deadlift.

>>34882859
yes?

>>34845580
"Coughs", " CBT"

These are not the threads you are looking for.

>>34875240
>I look like shit in my driver's license
>Nah you look fine
>Oh okay thanks
>Alright see you next time!
kek

>>34882929
get the fuck off of 4chan and do your homework. its dad nigga go to bed.

>>34876319
yo who dis

>>34882784
Thanks for not insulting me, nice to get a non-aggressive response.