Your gf: Ow someone just slapped my butt Turn around and see

>>34837767
Show him how low my dick hangs, Compared to my balls.

>my gf

>>34837767
engage in fisticuffs

Shout "ONE DAY YOU MAY" and cry softly.

suck his dick in hopes that his mutant cum flooding my mouth would be an adequate enough personal sacrifice for him to not vaginally destroy my gf

>>34837767
Kidney punch.

>he wants her 2 scoops

c'mon

Leave gf behind

bitch pinata pls go

>>34837767
I dunno, whats his name?

>>34838005
ohhh its rich piana dude /fit/ has been making him into a meme because of his antics on his youtube channel

Well-off Clavichord, please go

>having a gf

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>>34837777

Top kek

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>>34837777
>QUADS
confirmed for having low hanging dick

https://instagram.com/p/5dOV2Aineq/?taken-by=arantzaofficial

>>34837767
>gf
>/fit/
pick one

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>>34837767
Shame on you, Piano... You're a married mutant now.

light his oil filled arms on fire

>>34837767
>lightly poke his tricep with a pin
>arm explodes
literally no problem

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>>34837777
Kek