So I just took a shit and my poo was a solid log and not its

You yelp it bro? Just make sure you keep it pc bro

>>34556147
Your shit would def not be solid if you had food poisoning bro. You would have terrible liquid blasting out of both ends.

>>34556344

This. If you had food poisoning you'd never leave the toilet and have shit spewing out of you from both ends. Sometimes out of both at the same time.

do you ride
your teeny, tiny
bicicleta
to school?

>>34556147
you lost the food poisoning and now is healthing

>>34556147

I have this kind of shit when I'm doing GOMAD.

Yeah hard stools like that are healthy

>>34556147
Wait wait wait... Am I hearing this right? You're saying you always have runny shit... And the one time it looks normal you freak out? Damn son

>>34556633
It's pronounced David

>>34556147
I know fuckin mexican food do you need my yelp?

>have chicken and lentil curry last night
>today have post-workout McDonald's because I hit a pr
>go to the toilets after my meal, big shit
>wipe only to see shitty lentils all over the toilet paper
Not sure I can eat that curry again, it looked the same on the way out.

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>>34556147
>usual liquid texture