/IFP/ - Ideal Female Physique general

since youre trying to turn fit into sp 2.0, heres another general for you:

op is a faggot general

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>>31711496
why do girls try to fit in with 2chin.

bros where else can we go?

>>31711522
8ch

>>31711527
Angie varona is the objective ideal female, physically. Anything else is fulfilling a fetish.

>>31711496
OP is faggot.

Abandon thread. Move along.

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>not having a korra lookalike to snuggle with at night

d-do you think she's straight, bros?

Can't find a good enough picture to get her whole body that doesn't have nudity but the Suicide Girl Ember easily has the most perfect body in the existence of mankind.

Facial aesthetics are my type to, the colored hair and tattoo could stay or go, don't really care.

>>31711561
>Suicide girl
>Seeks attention and validation through shitty tattoos that are done by other people

Look further anon.

>>31711496

Her tits are so small they look like chest tumors

>>31711553
I wish MilfHunter came back and told us ending of his story

>>31711582
I know it seems a bit juvenile, but she stopped doing it in like 2009. Also she has like one tattoo around her belly button, tame by SG standards.

Personality, emotional stability I got no fucking clue but her body, I've yet to see one better.

>>31711557
Whatever a korra is, I'd take two.

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its funny...the more aesthetic I get, it seems like the more I prefer DYEL girls

Maybe I want to mold them into lifters or something, I don't know.

>she has manlet genes
>she is DYEL
>she is a feminist

shouldn't I hate these things, /fit/? what's wrong with me?

>>31711633
I'm the same way, I was into "high test" girls before I started lifting, and now I'm more attracted to smaller girls.

>>31711591
He's still here, saw him bragging in a mirin thread 30 minutes ago.

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women should be delicate

>>31711618
jesus i want those thighs squeezing me into consciousnesses

>>31711633
who dat

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>>31711660

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>>31711674

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>not wanting to fuck a thick Asian
>2015

Bunch of slack jawed faggots 'round here.

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>>31711618

nothing more ideal that a grill with big thighs

>inb4black

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>>31711684

>>31711557
master preference

>>31711691
she probably looks disgusting naked

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>>31711693
You my nigga are a man of sophistication and class.

>>31711693
is japanese porn considered sfw?

>>31711693
S-sauce

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>>31711496
i would give my left nut for nina

>>31711684
Look like a xmas ham.

Nope.

>>31711703
yeah youre probably right
thats almost definitely true

>>31711728
shiori tsukada
POTYAJ-010

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Based Stephanie

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>>31711674

Lauren Mayberry

>>31711693
superb

High Test + Fit

It's a rare and beautiful thing. It's why Brazilians are my favorite flavor even though most of their faces are busted.

>>31711777
ew, no

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There is no point in denying her GOATness.

>>31711496
>the ideal female physique
your pic
small boobs
wide ass
set the bar very low
probably a virgin

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>>31711747
Here's something that's more your speed.

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>>31711591
me too. he never showed us his texts.

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>>31711850

>wide ass

I'm not seeing the problem here

>picture related

>>31711844
Imagine her just wearing ducttape
Hnnnnnnnng

>>31711496
fuck off with your "general". if you wanna fap go to /s/ or such.

what is this threads going to achieve? smae pics will be posted again and again. Anons fight about what they believe is ideal (included subjective tastes) and lets tell you from experience: when you research, discuss etc ideals of the human body you get obsessed with it and start to see very flaw leaving you dissapointed.

You're probably allready fucked up high standarts will skyrocket even more and you will be >tfwnogf for ever

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>>31711901
>what is this threads going to achieve?

> research, discuss etc ideals of the human body

>2000+15
>answering your own question

>>31711553
Sauce?

that velma chick from /soc/ is pretty much ideal god tier for me.

>that rack
>that ass
>that accent

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>>31711913

>>31711930
Post them, faggot

>>31711851
woah, other end of the spectrum, anon

moar like this >>31711836
>>31711768

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>>31711940

no way you aspie and you know damn well why.

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What does /fit/ think of Nikyee Heaton?

>>31711914
and i also told you why its stupid

>>31711965
Nigger?

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>>31711965
her face is weird

>>31711965

bad picture of her, but she looks pretty good brah would wife and have little anonettes with

>>31711965

Hourglass/10

>>31711650
like cancer patients?

>>31711769
>maybarry
lold

>>31711557

I'm gonna need more of that greek goddess anon. Would you happen to have a name ?

>>31711873
i thought her shirt said: OATS AND AESTHETICS

>>31712029
https://instagram.com/sandraprikker/

>>31711557
yeah she's straight m8
her face isn't that great and she's got an awful back tattoo

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>>31712028
>more like lauren wouldberry

>>31712029
sandra prikker

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>>31711496
This body

>>31711914
Sauce?

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>>31712056

mah test

>>31712067
Gotham.

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>>31712029
>Tfw she's taken

>>31712067

that would be Camren Bicondova from Gotham, she's a fucking horrible actor fwiw

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>>31712072
I know man...

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>>31712084

fuk how do you even compete with a guy like that anons?

test

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>>31712046

mah nigga

>>31712084
she has no lips

>>31712119

based anon, never seen this in HQ! where did you find this?

>>31712046
>>31712120
Who's that again? She looks familiar.

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>>31712144

>>31712144

Anna Kendrick aka the ditzy girl in Twilight

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Skinny, 5'8" to 6'

I like thigh gap, long legs, and hip bones

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>Kat Dennings

>>31712130
Someone posted it on here, probably from her instagram

>>31712218
instagram has a 640x640 image limit
probably posted on her twitter if anything

>>31712209
>milky white skin
>DSL lips
>gigantic tits
>ass n' hips

A fucking goddess.

>>31712221
man those silly nips come up with the best porn

>>31712229
That is borderline obesity.

>>31711633
I know that feel man, my gf is short and petite as fuck and I fucking love it.

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Thick (not fat) thighs and ass, perfectly smooth skin, tight (but not muscular) stomach, the right amount of belly fat for it to be slightly round and soft to the touch, natural tits (size unimportant, between B and D is best) that are firm and perky. Also, thigh gap, neat innie vagina, ass with just the right amount of fat to have that gluteal fold.

Probably not /fit/'s ideal, but this is mine.

Oh yeah, and fucking back dimples. HNNNG

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A small chest, thick thighs, a great butt, a good hip to waste ratio, small shoulders.

Feminine features like small little hands, a pretty little voice, cock sucking lips, gorgeous long hair, etc are all big bonuses.

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>>31711633

she has shit posture too, but I would fuck the scoliosis out of her

>>31712284
More like Lauren Woodberry, amirite

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>>31712099
Strikt training+ good diet +roids +2-4 years

And pray that you have good genetics

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>muh sophie

>>31712056
Good god.

sauce?

>>31712229
/thread

>>31712275
Very good ideals brah. I can get behind that.

>>31711684
God Asian women are disgusting

>>31712354
april?

>>31712256
>borderline

>>31712269
Couldn't have a body like this without fake tits. I see it for what it is.

>>31712371
honestly you might as well just go for a man at this point

>>31712305

but...uh...what about t-the big d-dick...where do I g-get that?

>>31712371
Jeff?

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>tfw no jazzy slut to sing me to sleep

>>31711684
hazuki naho by the way

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>>31711769
>Mayberry
More like Woodberry

>>31712394
moar

>>31712436
implants get

>>31712394
ohh

>>31712407
;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rMgE_JOsGc

>>31712394
had a gf exactly like her but a little skinnier. but she started gettin fat, so

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>>31712398

>>31712448

why you do this to me brah, im going to go cry myself to sleep

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>>31711496
in

This is the best fit thread in a long time

>>31712701
Fuck off with that shit.

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>>31712574
Erika Elfwencrona

>>31712179
THIS

curves are degenerate

>>31712574
name or something? I want her to do porn so bad.

>>31712305
Great physique.

Fuccbooi clothes though, and looks a bit short.

>>31712853
really?
>>31712756

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This

>TFW you're in England and your ideal female might as well be a fucking unicorn


I'll probably have to settle for for some girl in jack wills and uggs

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>>31712568
>>31713117
>>31712056
Dat dare test

>>31712701
Ben shelter

>>31712123
>>31712123
>>31712123
>>31712123
>>31712123
>>31712123

>>31711693
>being thick
>fully East-Asian
Doesn't mix, choose only one

>>31711930
>velma chick from /soc/
oh you mean that boxxy twin with the redneck accent?

>>31712230
you forgot
>trashy teeth aesthetics

>>31712249
>ideal amounts of fat and muscle on a woman for me

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yea

>>31715261
I want to live between those muffs.

>>31712307

god she would have been so cute if she didn't do a fuckton of roids

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chubby/fat girls with small to medium boobs and a small waist

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Something like this from the front

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>>31715642
And this from the back

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>a HBB with slightly thick thighs and a 10/10 face with a bitchin' tan

holy fugg browsing this thread at work makes me want to dash home 10 min. and fap on my lunch break

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Here's my take.

Tall, skinny, thigh gap a must, no belly fat, small round firm butt, small to medium sized breasts. Shoulders should be about as wide as hips and waist smaller. Just delicate and slender I guess.

Number 2 is the only real choice. 8 maybe if you are really into sports.
Number 3 if you're unable to land number 2/8 cause you are beta yourself.
Number 4 if you're a manlet or trash.
5-6-7 if you're a niggor.
9 if you're gay.
1 if you're gay and weak as shit.
0 if you have problems.

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>>31711496
I D E A L
D
E
A
L

>>31711768
>>31711777
Could I please get a sauuuuuce on these two?

>>31711733

Goddamn it's be funny if she was dangling a banana peel out of her hand

>>31711873

Fuuuggggg is that the AT&T grill?

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>>31716117
>Number 2 is the only real choice.
Might as well start fucking 12 year old boys

>>31711691
would fug beyonce for the rest of my life

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>>31716117
>#2
>Ultimate choice.
No thighs, no hips, probably has no ass as well.

>>31716191
Need more hips to be ideal.

>>31711496
>op is a virgin
>strives for a rachel bilson gf because of celebrity personality dick riding
>guaranteed to become a jedi wizard

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>>31716245
Yeah, that's her.

>>31712568
>Korean with ass
Muh dik

>>31713117
>TFW you're in England and your ideal female might as well be a fucking unicorn
m8, i live in london and there are a lot of girls like this. Im not even meming

>>31711777
awful

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Miss Alice from New Zealand is close to perfection.

http://imgur.com/a/ZVzJ9/embed#0

>>31716404

The world needs more of her

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>>31716331
I love her. HIps, nice tits, and a pretty face. What more could you ask for?

https://vimeo.com/87968532

>>31716462
she's not natty though

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Obligatory but serious, dat body doe

>>31712179
hhnnngg...

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>>31715522

>>31711777
Aside from the atrocious tan hngggg

>>31716226

I really, really, really like this post.

>>31716520
God she's uncomfortable in that video..... hahaha

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>>31711777
Gooid lord, ive never seen that chick before. She has the perfect face.

>>31711836
Only push up bra and a fucking hamster face

>>31711864
>>31711553
who's this and where's more
I NEED IT

>>31716833

hive mind

>>31716898

Go ahead and take it! It's all yours!

>>31711496
Why do chicks think being a fucking stick insect is attractive? Why is that the cultural norm? fugg just want a fit chick who lifts with an hourglass, or even just an hourglass.

>>31711618
>that banana in pajamas

>>31711777
makes me want to put a hatchet in her collarbone ewww

>>31717041
>Liking fatasses.

Screw you.

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>>31712256
Way past borderline, perspectives are just skewed because of the creeping normalization of obesity.

>>31712036
underated post

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>>31712442

>>31716462
>>31716560

I don't know man. They look natty in the gifs to me.

>>31717059
I don't like fatasses, I like these
>>31717064
>>31716462
>>31716284
>>31715642
>>31713167
>>31713117
>>31712574
>>31712568
>>31712279
>>31712275
>>31712229
>>31712221
>>31712120
>>31712056
>>31711996
>>31711965
>>31711864
>>31711768
>>31711621
>>31711618
etc

>>31715522
This ages so poorly though breh.

>>31711536
This. Except her face bothers me a little, I mean she is 10/10, but still...

>>31716612
The only true answer

>>31711633
>shouldn't I hate these things, /fit/? what's wrong with me?
you're a closet homosexual.

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>>31711496

>this thread

>tfw no qt 3.14 fit gf to train 3 hours a day with

>>31711777
it's like a hot girl that was left out in the sun too long like a raisen.

also nice full house.

>>31716948
whats a hamster face? big cheeks?

>>31712275
Neat. My ideal too except I like meaty labia to munch on. I also have bit of a hairy pussy fetish.

>>31712084
Her bf looks like a baby with a beard :(

>>31712120

>blackberry

0/10 would not bang

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Nobody posted her yet? Entire thread confirmed for faggots.

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>>31717696
>not realizing blackberry is the phone for alpha business men and people who are actually doing important things

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please and ty

>>31717159

My girlfriend has almost the same exact body. Thank you based god.

Petite girls are great girlfriend material but make shitty wives. Why would I want my future sons to be manlets ?

>>31717888
If her manlet genes can overtake yours then you were never worth a shit to begin with.

>>31717905

This is what normies actually believe

>>31717948
hahahaha

>>31716426
Moving to
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

Then, fuck leeds

Do they like kinda skinny white guys ?

>>31711496
I discovered Imagefap from this thread. So many years online looking for pron, and there was image fap >_>

There is objectively no woman more attractive than Ashley Benson. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't

>>31718025
no one likes lorde skeletor to cuddle with....

>>31717085
Colorado's killin it.

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>>31711725
Yes.

>>31711768
Now that is nice. That's about my limit for female "fitness". Any lower body fat or more muscle mass just looks manish. She looks great though.

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tfw no thick korean gf
https://youtu.be/yGO84ZoYXts

>>31711844
Who dat?

>can't google on phone...

>>31718240

I think that's abigail breslin or some shit. The little girl from little miss sunshine

>>31711844
That blue and black dress is pretty tacky

>>31712056
FUAAAARRRK!!!!

I'm going to have to demand sauce anon.

Skinny girls with meaty thighs

Rachel bilson has a cute face and nice ass. Shame she's married to the guy who killed Star Wars

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>>31718226

>tfw banged qt Korean chick off of Tinder
>tfw almost.... caught oneitis

Lol who am I kidding. I got oneitis then no contacted and was gucci.

>>31711693
NAME SOURCE ANYTHING PLEASE

>>31718374
>>31711766

>>31716936
ayy lmao

>>31712209
Mah nigga.

>>31717121
>Doesn't like fat asses
>Gives several examples of specimen with fat asses.

I don't even....

>>31717041
They want teens to be lanky.

Media wants them to think that in order to market certain dieting products and for them to think "It's okay to not work for the body type you want, you're slim and he'll like you anyway."

>>31718357
>tfw can't even get a grill on tinder
>will be virgin forever
;_;

>>31711693
Why can't these fine Asian girl make porn in the west? I can't self insert with thus weird shit

>>31712496
Muh test

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>>31712179
daaaaayyyyyyyyuuuuuummm.
The kind of girl you'd move to Somalia for.
The kind of girl you'd go vegan for.
The kind of girl you'd donate bone marrow for.
man, I'd become a public school teacher in inner city Detroit for this girl. Deeeeeeeeeyum

>>31715395
:D

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I lift for her. Waifu to the max; 100% perfect

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>>31718582
Hnnnng

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>>31718595

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Perfection

>>31718582
>>31718595
>>31718604
God these gold digging south american/European girls are fucking perfect

>tfw I'll never be rich enough to buy one

>>31712496
>and her eyes have all the semen
>of a demon that is dreamin'
>and the lamplight o'er her streamin'
>cast her shadow on the floor
>and muh dick from out that shadow that lies floatin' on the floor
>shall be lifted
>evermore

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>>31711660

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>>31712084
excuse me sir, your bra straps are showing.

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>>31718451

Not with that attitude faggot. She was the only girl that I've fucked off of Tinder. Tinder is shit show unless you consistently make dates and chat up girls. I chatted up tens of girls (mostly because I couldn't make dates while I was at a military academy) and finally decided to really pursue the Korean chick.

Took her virginity as well. You will lose it one day man. Just get some decent pics on there and fucking lift. Girls love a fit body. It makes things 10x easier and you will ahead of most of the fuckboys on Tinder.

Or you can be a real nigga and go outside and talk to girls. Its much better that way and easier.

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>>31713167
Oh lord.
>based saviour

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>>31716560
is being natty that important? please guys. it's not fair

>>31718929
Nah, I'm at the point where I prefer augments.
you good bruh

>>31711496
>>31711913
>>31711939
>>31712179
>>31715738
>>31717064
>>31718842

L I T E R A L L Y
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Perfect

>>31717851
yuri
ye

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>>31718060

IKTFB

>tfw no blue eyed smoky eyed bottle blonde to cuddle with at night

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Mix equal parts >>31711633 and >>31712407

Checkmate.

>>31712029
She's not quite as attractive when you can see her full face. Basically those pics with her hair covering part of her face is the best. The rest are iffy. She has a really strange nose.

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>remember when she was cute bros and didn't look like a man in drag

ideal woman for me is pear shape with a small chest and nice ass, for example: OP's girl, demi

my last girlfriend needed to buy a size bigger in her bikinis because her ass was so fat, so she pretty much never matched

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Jenna Fischer is perfect in my mind. Nice rack, cute face, like her style. Looks equally at place in the kitchen as in the gym.

>>31711633
You're low test as fuck.

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Do you guys find this attractive?

>>31719616
it's hnng/10

you wanna look like a broom? that's what curves are before fatties stole it

>>31717905
>implying height isn't subject to incomplete dominance

>>31719654
I just don't like the way it looks in pants, as in it looks too pear shaped. Also I thought it was generally agreed upon that saddlebag fat is bad. I like a smoother transition.

>>31719616
that is fucking uber hot.

>>31719759
pff, kids these days
it's a beautiful ass and nice thighs, also you're not fat in the first place

additionally, there's no such thing as spot reduction. Maybe you should consider getting bigger in general so it (kinda) straightens itself out

I had a fat ass and broader shoulders and thicker core fixed this (stove btw)

>>31719786
*über
also, nobody says that anymore

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Something like this.

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>>31719846
This.

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>>31719817

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>>31719846
>>31719877
>>31719893

fuggg brahs feels imbound
am triggered.... must... not... hngggg

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>>31719877
Continuing because my taste is impeccable.

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>>31719935
ssdf

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>>31719759
>generally agreed upon that saddlebag fat is bad
yeah like in pic related and not being a normal human bean

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>>31719961
hng

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best girl is animu grill

>>31717851
Yuri has one of the hottest bodies in all of kpop IMO.
Up there with Hyorin and Hyoseong

>>31720007
dam wood berry

>>31711660
BAH GOD

NEED DAT SAUCE

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>>31720077
SORRY FAGGOTS

>>31720077
>>31720090
I've seen that a lot lately
what did I miss?

>>31720034
This can't be real. Please tell me this isn't real.

>>31720105
No clue, wish I knew.

>>31711553
Did he get b& or something?

>>31720007
>would initiate rape
dem nips and hips

she posts on /fa/?

>>31720090
Sauce

>>31711660
That fucking center of mass

>>31711633

Mayberry is such a cutie

>>31718454
It'll become more popular in time I mean Hitomi Tanaka is doing work in the US

>>31720007
theres nudes btw, and I think she got a rib removed

>>31712056
Come to the south, this is an average fuck pig

>>31720234
sauce goddamnit anon pls do it for the love of everything that's precious

>>31712305
I feel so inferior

>>31718929
well if you don't care about passing on good genetics to your children, go ahead and chase a non natty trophy gf/wife.

>>31719846
good lord that tanline looks like a great place to bury my face

>>31720034
Yui-san you've barely touched your mashed potatoes

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>>31716612

dat face doe

literally a perfect woman

ok Ana Cozar?

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>>31720715
>pic related

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>all the girls I'll never call my gf
>all those pretty faces that don't like mine
>all those cool chicks I am invisible for
i can't fucken take it much longer holy shit imma die of a fucking hernia from all the self hate
fuck I just want a sane, non-obese, alive and able-bodied chick to love me... hnnnng...
>tfw never gonna be a normie

>>31716462
i would kill for dat ass

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34-23-34

>>31720949
34-24-34 has literally been scientifically proven to be most attractive.

>>31716462
Thank you based anon, that is my Perfect body!!! I love you

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iranian?

>>31721058
High
Test
Hore

>>31721058
Too much nuclear baggage

>>31721321
yea that ass is the bomb

>>31721058
enriching that URANus

>>31716612
I struggle to believe her claims that she was bullied in high school. Fucking hell, I'm not autismo anymore but I still think I'd trip over my words talking to that

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>>31720034
>your parents would never humour you and help you make this
Also pic related to thread

>>31718025
i've seen lasses like this around leeds
they're rare tho i agree

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quick someone check my test

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>>31723040

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>>31723066

halp my weakness is bottle blondes

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>>31723081

oh lawrd