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YO /FIT/ Pic related
My friend's gf's is briging her roommate to my uni but the thing is i never told him that i was a kissless virgin so now my gains is going to get me laid but now i am freaking out because i never thought that i would lose the V card
anytips and drugs? dont like drinking but i might consider it.
also good feels thread
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>>30459188
Why can't that person text coherently?
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>>30459207
BRUH
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>>30459188
>Bang away, Anon. Bang away.

This is YOUR special moment son. Have sex with that chick untill you orgasm. And then try to do it again.
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seriously i need some tips bruhs i'm fucked
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maybe smoke weed before
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>>30459273
I havent smoked weed in a month because of a job.
And I go full retarded on weed i mean FULL retarded i just sit there and just zone out
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>>30459256

Go to the store and buy some l-arginine. Pop like 6 capsules an hour beforehand and it'll give you a mega boner. Then put your penis inside her, take it out and repeat those two steps until climax.
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>>30459291
That will make no difference since I'm still in the austitic phase I don't know what to do during sex all these porn vids didn't teach me shit idk how to make out idk how to rub a clit i'm fuck
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>>30459188
Fucking listen to me, OP. I know your exact feels. I didn't lose my v card until I was 22 and was just as nervous as you, but I just made sure to do three things:

>lots of foreplay; get her going so there's less pressure on you to perform
>drink a beer or two beforehand to help with stamina
>jack your shit an hour or so before; it'll take you longer to climax

The first girl I fucked had absolutely no idea I hadn't been with someone before. Also don't be autistic. I know that's a tall order for /fit/.
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>>30459395
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH

Seriously, whiskey dick is a very real thing. One or two beers at most to calm your nerves.
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>>30459330
You gotta start somewhere. No one is "good" at sex or kissing their first time. The more you do it the better you get. Just go for it and try to have fun.

For kissing, try to mimic the way you're being kissed, whatever she's doing try to kiss the same way.

For clit rubbing the most important thing is probably to communicate with her, because some girls like it hard and fast some like it SUPER gentle and slow, when it gets to that point ask her what she likes, hard, soft, fast slow? Try to respond to her physical cues, squirming moaning, etc should let you know when you're doing something good.

Just remember to have fun with it and you'll get more experience and confidence the more you force yourself to take the plunge.
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>>30459395

See not op but I was going to all these things before hand (I'm also on tren) and I was hoping that my first time would involve me railing the fuck out her. Possible? I fucking hope because I want this bitch crawling back
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>>30459330
sex is not like porn

start making out for a while then remove her clothes eat her out, if you ever feel like getting close slow down and or change positions. and breathe it helps a lot.

but most importantly enjoy it dude
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>>30459395
>>30459429
Breh idk if i will be able to get liquor in time though thanks for the tips but I'm the level of autistic where i cant stare at a person in the eyes autistic raised by a single mother autistic
pic related its her not underage she turned 18 4days ago
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>>30459474
jesus fucking christ
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>>30459474
kek. whatever floats your boat man
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>>30459530
Meh i turned 18 yesterday but yeah thanks /fit/ for teaching me everything i need to know in life
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Dude seriously just relax and try and have fun with this girl.

Every single person that has ever had sex experienced a first time.

So keep that in mind and don't be an autist.

>Just be like the cook anon.
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Given her looks, you'll be the best fuck she'll ever get.

you have no reason to be nervous.
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>>30459395
Not OP but in a similar situation. Decent advice but I'm worried about this

>jack your shit an hour or so before; it'll take you longer to climax

Been on nofap for a week now, won't this pretty much ruin everything?
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From what is said in an update text were drinking first and smoking herbs so i might be safe
I think i will try to fake it till i make it.
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>>30459609
If you've been on nofap, and try to fuck without fapping first, expect to blow your shit in about 2.3 seconds once dick hits sugar walls.
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BRUH
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>>30459474
h-h-high test amirite guise?
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>>30459474
She is fat, man. Your friend's gf is a cunt.

Turn it down, it's for the best.
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>>30459609

What's the point of nofap?
> I'd rather explode early with a girl than ruin my nofap

Kill yourself
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>>30459188

>OFFICIAL VIRGIN COCTAIL FOR LOSING THE V CARD

>1 Percocet
>1 Viagra
>1 banana
>1 bottle of Gatorade
>a few condoms
>nine inch nails

>official instructions

1. 1 hour 30 minutes before v day drink a Gatorade and eat the banana. This prevents cramps and muscle pulls. You would only skip lifting for this if you're a faggot, so pulling a hammy when you're about to cum is a probability.

2.1 hour before v day take a Percocet. This will make you not care and last forever until you basically pound that shit as hard as you can for 10 minutes straight.

3. Listen to I want to fuck you like an animal by nine inch nails. This is the beat to your fuck. Put it in slow until you can fit it all and then you fuck to that beat. Each pop of the bass is you going in hard to the pubic bone.

4. 15 minutes to v day preferably as you begin making out with her POp a Viagra. You will not get ED from nerves. You will be the Excalibur as her pussy is the rock. There will never again be a king of England after you're done with it

5. Make out, finger her a bit, and pull the condom out when she's wet enough. Finger her until she's moaning and begging for your cock. Ask her in a dirty voice, do you want it bb? She'll probably say please.

5. Unzip your dick it's time to frick. Unroll the condom quick and begin moving your head back and forth across the hole like a fly that can't find an open window. Ask her if she wants it again if you feel confident to talk dirty again.

6. Have sex, and don't forget to say "y-you too" remember the beat of your fuck is NIN. If she says go harder go harder, if she says go slower go slower. Pin her legs behind her shoulders and try to Nanking massacre her cervix.

Good luck brother.
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>>30459886
thanks
>>30459761
better than obese :l
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>>30459835
I'm seriously addicted to fapping and if I stop I can't start again because I will relapse hard and masturbate 5 times a day.
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>>30459886
>percocet

What.
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>>30459925

Also it's worth noting. Just calm the fuck down you faggot. Sex is fun as fuck if you allow it to be.

Maybe you'll just make out and talk to each other for like an hour before. Post sex dont get dressed just lay naked and talk to Her.

And have fun. There's no pressure to perform in all honesty. She'll probably find it cute you're a virgin and try to claim you for herself considering she thinks you're hot.

Seriously have fun. I hooked up with a grill at a party and was being drunk and retarded. I fingered her with 3 fingers and then right before slipping the head in to fuck I shoved one of my balls in there.

I laughed so hard I nearly died. She was pissed and then began laughing too. We ended up dating a few months after that and became fwb for a year after the relationship.

>>30459474

>chubby brown girl with giant eyes

I would hit it. She seems like one of those grills with an ugly as fuck smile in pictures. Rek it Ralph
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>>30459886
i'm going to replace percocet with molly
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>>30460077

>replacing the Percocet with Molly

NO

The Percocet is to make you last longer and make you care just a little bit less. It makes you last so long you have to fuck a certain way to cum.

You basically have to fuck as hard as you masturbate for 15 minutes straight. Out of desperation and wanting you will find out the proper way to fuck through this.

Virgins don't know how to fuck and set up to fuck. This forces him to learn on the fly and makes sure he just goes for it instead of paralyzing himself with thinking about it.
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>>30459886

Not OP.

I had sex for the first time in half a year after my long term girlfriend left me and at first I couldn't get it hard. Then I did buf after a few minutes of pounding it went soft again and I couldn't make it go up again. I know this is performance anxiety but it sucks balls and I want to have fun and satisfying sex with this girl. I've had this happen to me in the past, and I know it is a vicious circle of
>not performing well
>getting worried
>not performing well because I am worried.

How to break the circle and do it like an animal?
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>>30460131
I have no idea of what you said every post that goes on i am freaking out that i will not get hard
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>>30459188

Relax, brah.

You're getting way ahead of yourself.

Sit your ass down, take a deep breath and answer this question, out loud, to yourself, wherever you are:

"Where are you right now?"
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>>30460345
I'm in the bathroom right now
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