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>I'm 21
>Was a huge partier/raver throughout highschool
>Still kind of in College
>Hit so many notches i'm not really attracted to women anymore
>eventually started delving into porn
>one day I stumbled across a video I have yet to rediscover ever again since that date
>It was on xnxx I think
>It was of some guy getting a blow job inside of his freezer
>You can visibly see he and the girl are both freezing
>Note this was after heavy browsing of all the types of porn imaginable
>Besides CP/Beast, shit's disgusting
>I figure hey, this looks exciting and exhilarating
>One day go upstairs while family is out of town
>Empty deep freezer
>Sit down in it no clothes or anything
>Close the lid
>Sit in there for about 20 minutes on my phone until I start losing feeling in my fingers
>Starting to get diamond hard
>Like fucking solid hard
>Begin furiously masturbating to the thought of nothing inside of my freezer
>Just masturbating
>Ejaculate in under 30 seconds
cont.
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>Eventually decide to step it up
>begin pushing my body to the frozen limits
>begging myself to let it go
>but everytime I keep getting diamond fucking hard
>everytime it’s the best orgasm I’ve ever experienced
>eventually begin testing myself even further
>whenever my familys leaves I begin clearing out the freezer
>sit down in it and get nice and comfy
>in the nude as always
>prior to getting inside I set up a pully system to drop a 45 lb plate ontop of the freezer to give myself a thrill
>trigger pully system on top of freezer lid
>it is closed
>browse my phone for an hour at this point until I lose feeling in parts of my body entirely
>yet I still get diamond hard
>begin masturbating
>can barely feel/move my hands
>it’s hurting
>realize what the fuck I’ve done and how dangerous this is
>continue on
>ejaculate
>mfw I pulleyed a 45 lbs weight onto a deep freezer that I’ve been sitting in for the past hour

Cont.
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Cont.
>begin trying to push the lid open
>can easily overhead press 80 pounds
>Can barely function, can’t even budge the lid of the freezer.
>sitting there covered in my own semen, possible frost bite on my dick and a chance of dieing
>I begin screaming at the top of my lungs for help
>hoping one of the gardeners will hear me
>they don’t
>I’m progressively getting colder and colder, can barely move at this point.
>cum is frozen
>I am frozen
>we are one
>I sit there for what feels like forever
>suddenly I look at my hands and notice they are swollen and purple
>the skin is peeling
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Cont.
>I can’t even cry anymore my eye lids are frozen
>I’m still screaming
>No one is answering me
>Suddenly I begin to be able to hear my heart beating
>I’m getting scared
>I begin trying to shake and rock the freezer and it won’t flip
>I’m a pretty built guy
>I begin to winde down and accept my fate
>I can’t move my legs or hands at all anymore
>I realize I am going to die
>Suddenly I turn my head to the left in a frantic motion pissed that I was going to die like this
>See a dial indicating freezer temperature
>Off
>You could turn the dial and it would stop pumping in cold air
>For fuck sakes
>I open my mouth and use my teeth to turn the dial to off
>The cold air has stopped blowing around inside the freezer
>It takes about 15 minutes for it to even out with the rest of the houses temperature
>sit there for another 30 cooling down
>manage to get the lid open
>run out to my gardener and she begins screaming I’m pale and my skins purple
>ask her to take me to the hospital
>Only the strong survive.
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Alright, I've had enough of /fit/ for today.
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Sometimes... This fucking board man...
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>mfw
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS
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>>30073954
No fuck off idiot
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Can already tell this'll be a good thread.
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link to porn, op?
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>>30073850
>Only the strong survive

You don't fucking say...
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Someone has to make a save of this shit... This is a whole new level of sex addict
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>mfw this thread
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>>30073819
>>30073826
>>30073842
>>30073850
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So, did you get frostbite on your dick?
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>>30073819
>>30073826
>>30073842
>>30073850
>OHP 80 pounds
>I'm a pretty built guy

yeah no

Also, a freezer that reaches room temp after 15 minutes while closed has the shittiest insulation ever, throw that piece of shit out.
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>>30073819
>It was of some guy getting a blow job inside of his freezer
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i smell a very strong samefag in this thread
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>>30073875
I think plebbit is raiding
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>>30073826
>pushing my body to the frozen limits
>begging myself to let it go

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>30073819
I'm drunk right now and this is just a whole new level on /fit/, I dont..... Dont.... understand Just why?
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In other news, searches for freezer porn are up 1000%
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>>30074033
ayyyy
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You stupid fuck you could've actually died and this experience would've never been shared with anyone.
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>>30074046
>I insult people by saying they use reddit
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I want to try this now
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>>30074075
>I save thumbnails to my hard drive
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>>30074146
nice meme
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>>30073819
How do I into freezer?
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>>30073819
>>30073826
>>30073842
>>30073850

any1 wanna make a save image or am I going 2 have 2?
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Fuckin hell. Glad you're still among the living to share this autistery with us, but your dick is kill.
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Link to vid op
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>>30073850
>Only the strong survive.
No nigga you just got lucky you didn't have an old ass freezer
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>>30073819
>freezer porn

Boy that's pretty low
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>>30074012
agreed op is dyel, but remember that the freezer has a man inside it. it's gonna heat up really fast compared to a freezer full of frozen chickens
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*raises paw*

I have a blood fetish
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If such a vid exists i will be impressed
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>>30074052
0_0
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>>30073850


>>run out to my gardener and she begins screaming I’m pale and my skins purple
>>ask her to take me to the hospital
>>Only the strong survive.
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>>30073850
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>>30074052
Was this all a giant ruse?
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>Ice ice baby intensifies
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> 2014
> not having a grill defrost your frozen penis in her mouth
> not having her compare it to a Creamsicle
why even live?
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Is nobody gonna cap this?

Fuck I hate being technologically retarded.
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ayy lmao
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>>30074587
http://imgur.com/a/Gqq3a
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OP, why didn't you use your god damn phone to call someone you deep-freeze dick for brained mother fucker?
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>>30073819
lmao nice going u fucking clown
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>>30074591
>>30074033

I like this new meme, but r9k is literally fucking it in the ass so hard it'll be dead in a month.
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saved this masterpiece
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>>30074904
missed a piece
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>>30074904
>I prefer to browse 4chan with a theme as dark as my soul
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>>30074945
some people have sensitive eyes and lighter themes hurt
please no bully
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>>30073819
>>30073826
>>30073842
>>30073850
>mfw this whole thread
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>>30074977
thanks anon
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>>30074994
is there a way to make 4chan default to a certain theme (without making a custom stylsheet preferably)?
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>>30074994
This. My eyes are a pale fucking sky blue and bright backgrounds make my eyes hurt.
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>run out to my gardener and she begins screaming

>Only the strong survive.
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Lmfao 1 fetish posted in this entire thread, it's the most fucked up share..
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ebin greendext story brooo :DDDDDD

gonna tell my friends about it. 4chan rulez, so glad I found it. yeah! :DD
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Lmao
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>>30073819
who here is ready to admit he faps to black trannies with monster cocks?
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>>30076480

Trannies? Not me.
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>>30074662
yo bro can you come get my naked, cum-stained ass out of my freezer?
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>>30076493
it's one of the biggest taboos of our time

but google analysts have confirmed it's the top porn out there
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>>30076495
>Tell the police your mexican gardener knocked you unconscious
>She left you in the freezer for death
>Get her deported and hope the forensic team doesn't find your semen everywhere
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>>30073819
>>30073826
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>>30073954
http://imgur.com/a/bVqeG
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>>30073819
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what the fuck lmao
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>>30073826
>browse my phone for an hour at this point until I lose feeling in parts of my body entirely
Uh huh, metal boxes are well known for having great signal inside.
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>>30074273
Nigga did you ever try to defrost a freezer? I put 5 littles of boiling steaming water in there and after 15 mins the water is cold as fuck and freezer still cold as fuck

OP story is obviously fake but slightly amusing.
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Reposting this on /x/
this gave serious scary goosebumps
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>>30073819
Freezers will hold the freezing temperature for about 15 hours. Nice fake story faggit, back 2 /b/
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funniest thing ive ever read
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I have a similar story.
>last summer
>me and a bunch of people visit a friend who lives in the woods
>having a good time swimming and hanging out
>when evening comes we make a bonfire
>sit around it playing on instruments and two chicks are yoddeling or something
>I play on a djembe drum and the athmosphere is pretty chill
>at this time of my life was I experimenting with asphyxiation (both in the erotic sense and as a way to train/prepare myself for the inevitable day that someone will try to choke me out).
>a brilliant idea occurs to me
>the djembe has a strap which is intended to be put on the shoulder
>I place the strap around my neck and put the drum behind my back (the drum was quite large but it's exact weight is unknown to me).
>feel the strap tighten around my neck
>keep calm and try to flex my neckmuscles to keep my airways open
>doesn't work apparently since the next thing I know is that I wake up in complete darkness, feeling hot and that people are screaming around me
>think I've died and been sent to hell
>after a moment I gain a bit of clarity and realize that I was laying in the bonfire
>am dragged out of the fire and covered in a blanket to put out the flames on my clothes and hair
>people are freaking the fuck out and ask/scream what the fuck I am doing
>"dunno. what did I do?"
>turns out that I had jumped headfirst from sitting position, as if into a swimmingpool, into the bonfire while hissing like Gollum
>deduct that it had been my bodys jerking reflex from the asphyxiation that had caused my to jump
>right hand gets third degree burns, face gets second degree burns and half my hair is gone (count myself extremely lucky)
>never asphyxiate myself like that ever again and am content with just doing the valsalva maneuvre for my asphyxiation frills.

tl;dr
If you're going to asphyxiate yourselves; do it under safe circumstances.
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>>30079569
As someone who likes asphyxiation during sex ... you're doing things absolutely fucking retardedly.

Just choke yourself out because when you pass out, you'll drop your arm, or shut of your arteries on the neck.

Just find a girl who'll do it to you, god damn.
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nice
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>>30074597

now go post it to /r/4chan for sweet karma
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>>30079863
Well no shit what I did was retarded.
I was high and not thinking straight.

But, if you haven't tried it, try the valsalva manuevre. It's awesome.
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>>30079935
that's mean.
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>>30074945
pretty small intelllect he has there
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This story reminds me of when my ex gf used to melt a couple ice cubes in her mouth then blow me
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Fake as fuck.

It takes a lot less than 20 mins of being in a freezer to start losing feeling. Try 5 mins. Also if you are naked you would be completely fucked by 20 mins inside a freezer.
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>>30080127
Remember, this was not a story told by a lesser man.
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>>30075435
Look at the bottom right of the page. There you can choose a Style.
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>>30080127
Also, 45lb isn't that much. Assuming that his freezer isn't so large that he can stand inside, it shouldn't be a problem to just stand up and push it open (with his head/back).

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