how do i get no wipe dumps? i get them once and a while but i want them everyday. sticky provides no information thereof.
>tfw using half a roll of toilet paper because of one dump
>wipe front to back until it's clean
>one more just to be sure
Don't you EVER tell me what I can and can't eat again. So help me, I will BUTTFUCK you.
type 4 as shown. i used to have type 1, which always a perfect, 15-second no wipe shit, but they went away when i left uni. i havent done things like squat or deadlift since i graduated either so that might be related
few times does an ass that great exist
>mfw i never eat vegetables and i take no wipe dumps every time
As always, OP never delivers source 'cause of selfishness.
>not wetting toilet tissue and wiping
>not then rinsing anus with water
>implying you aren't all barbarians
Omfg this. Why does it take me 20 wipes to get my ass clean? Then why do I come back 3 hours later because my butt itches and there's a mud pile like I was growing a science fair project? It's so fucking annoying.
I've gone back to bring vegetarian in the past month and have the worst diarrhea, I even shit myself. /b/ didn't help. I'm eating clean with a focus on protein and lots of salad and whatnot. What am I doing wrong? It's this just a transition period? Looking up "going vegetarian" only gives me shit about "durr hurr you're saving all the animals you'll now look and feel good".
[spoiler]she's adorable regardless[/spoiler]
Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.
>mfw I tried this and it made a fucking mess
>mfw you're a god damn liar
Shave/wax your asshole. Seriously, if you can live with the insane itchiness as the hair grows back you'll never have to wipe your ass. Farts are so much louder without the hair trapping all the sound.
That's not normal anon.
If you're drinking them with milk, then you may be lactose intolerent.
The whey itself is a fermented product so shouldn't be a problem regarding lactose.
Try almond milk or oat milk or something.
Also, if it's just general poor digestive function, buy a probiotic supplement to restore your bacterial flora to good health.
> mfw picturing the tremendous farts that can be achieved