Ideal female body thread. Post em

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>>29580645
from the back

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T A M P I C O
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>>29580666

thread. you can't go any better than angie varona.

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a-any

>>29580666
dayum gurl muh dick

>>29580666
pls post more of this glorious qt

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>>29580695
I already dumped everything I had a few nights ago and it took an hour. So I won't be doing that tonight, because I'm going out with friends, but here's one for the road.

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>>29580645
>almost 2015
>anything but this
>shigy

>>29580735
m-muh dik

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this

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>>29580645
>last night
>take qt from tinder out for drinks
>take her back to my place
>take her clothes off
>by far the hottest body of the 11 girls Ive fucked in my life
>DD tits on a tight litttle body that were the softest Ive ever felt, I didnt even know boobs could be that soft
>legendary ass
>to top this all off she is a redhead which is my thing

but heres when things went downhill
>she is wet as niagra falls and getting a 70% chub
>getting harder and harder
>ask her if she is on birth control she say no
>mfw
>not used to using condoms since the first few times Ive had sex
>ask her to give me head first
>legit a slow motion blowjob, worst ive ever gotten
>think i lost some hardness during it
>struggle to get condom onm by the time I have it on im basically soft and cant fuck her

what gives?
For some reason the first time I sleep with a girl Ill have trouble getting and staying hard especially if they arent too great at foreplay. With consistent hookups and girlfirends I can legit jerk off 3 times a day and fuck them with a full boner 3 times a day on top of that

Anyway to train myself to be used to condoms anymore and get over this issue that happens the first time i sleep with a girl. Ive turned down sex several times because of this

>>29580645
that's a trap OP

>>29580825
God that's a fucking awful shoop

>>29580828
jerk off with a condom on

>>29580843
>awful face
>average body
>shit taste in clothes
>cant even pose oddly enough to look remotely attractive


nopenopenopenope

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>>29580843

>>29580867

>shitty resolution
>cropped face
>fatceps
>room is a mess

NO

>>29580666
>and the day begins
WITH MUH DICK

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>>29580922

Pls

>>29580735
sauce?

>>29580828
It seems like it's entirely psychological. As in performance anxiety since it's the only chance for a first impression with that specific chick. Maybe relaxing with a doobie/drinks beforehand. Don't overdo it though to the point it becomes a problem itself.

>>29580869
no accounting for taste

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Where my low test bros at

>>29580866
makes me wanna pic up smoking again

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>>29580645

>>29580941
well she just texted me a minute ago so I guess she liked me even though I couldnt really fuck her.

And Im thinking about just getting some Viagra or some shit if its going to be the first time with a girl. Thoughts? Will that allow me to get hard on demand essentially? I still get a boner but maybe not the 110% hard ones Im used to with a girlfriend so I guess maintaining it is the hard part

Ive never actually cum from sex the first time with any girl. My most recent ex was incredible in bed and our first time we fucked for legit 30-40 minutes and this was really rough sex but I couldnt cum so eventually just stopped because we were both tired and sweaty. She rallied me for round 2 though and we went at it again

>>29580828
Eat her out and while you do, jerk off. She won't know you're doing it.

Also. Age man. I'm 30 and... yeah.

>>29581018
hnnngh

i live in the uk

where do i meet 16 year olds without risking accidentally meeting <16 year olds?

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>>29581031

>>29580825
high test

>>29580866
HNNNG

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>>29581018

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>>29581061

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>>29580682

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Alexandra Bring I guess

>>29581083
SANTA PLS

>>29581033

I've been there too bro. Now I am convinced it's in your head. All I did to solve it was take Cialis, it's like Viagra but potent for like 48 hours, you can basically get an instant hard on with minimal arousal without worrying that you have to get there before the 3-4 hour window closes. I only took like a quarter of the recommended dose (split a pill in 4) and work wonders for me. Placebo effect may have played its role. But after that I regained my confidence and never had that "1st time" problem again.

>>29581100
to the fapmobile!

>>29581100
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGHGHGGHGHGHGH
*dies*

>>29581100
Just looks like a basic bitch, boring face.

>>29581144
lol

>>29581152
what are you, a white knight?

>>29581131
I forgot to add that it did help with the getting hard part, but not the lasting long part. Sex sessions were 1-1,5 hour marathons. But I found that dominating her, pulling hair,smacking them buttcheeks and making her scream that she's my little slut really sped up the process to the point I could cum within a reasonable 10-20 min period. I guess it fought the insecurity that she might not enjoy it as I hoped whe would.

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>>29580735
>>29581061
>>29581089

>>29580823
mah nigga

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>>29580828
>Regarding the part getting a limp penis when fucking a new grill for the first time

Ive got the exact same shit happening to me. This started happening to me a year ago after i broke up with my gf and started dating again. At first I thought it was caused by being drunk, or atleast being influenced by some degree. However this happened several times as I was sober as well.
So, every time Ive hooked up with a new grill I used to stay the night over, cuddle, kiss, and all that shit. And the next morning, fuck their brains out with dat dere glorious morning wood.
After ive fucked her once this problem seizes its ruin upon my self esteem.

I know that this is caused by some sort of anxiety, but Im not an axious person, nor am I a so called fedora tipping faggot. All this pisses me off, since I cant understand why this is happening to me.

Im srsly considering getting me some viagra to make one night stands and whatnot easier than it is.

(Inb4 low test)
Ive got no trouble getting a hard on, im also balding, hairy as fuck and pretty muscular (atleast thats what people are telling me).
TL;DR iktfb

>>29581018
a little bigger ass and she would be a legit 10

>>29581057
She's 13

>>29581089

why is her ass yellow/brown?

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>>29581241
Maybe

Still 10

Even tho she was born in 2001

>>29581224

see >>29580941 >>29581131 and >>29581201

That kind of ED is seriously a non-problem. Don't overthink it, take some pills for the first 1-2 times, regain confindence and proceed smashing that pussy like there's no tomorrow. Just be careful if you have heart related diseases/ elevated blood pressure. These are contraindications for medication like Viagra and Cialis.

>>29581282
that girl is 13? holy shit this can't be

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>>29580645

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>>29581360
And this

>>29581310
haha you're all pedos and don't even know

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>>29581373
And these

>>29580735
>>29580811
>>29581061
>>29581360
best so far

>>29581429
moar

>>29581396
based klokov

>>29581018
>>29581282
What kind of parents let their 13 year old get a navel piercing?

>>29581089
Yfw I know this girl/she lifts at my gym. Not a joke.

>>29581018
Who the hell holds their phone like that?!?

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>>29580666
that is a huge mirror to have in your 'kitchen'

how vain

>>29581018
underage b&

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>>29581282
>>29581310
>>29581387
>>29581476

TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>29580645

>>29580666
A N G I E
N
G
I
E

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>>29580645
this

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>>29581677

>>29581131
Solid advice. Cialis is gold for first time with new grill jitters.

Brazilians. Nuff said.

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>>29581796
m8

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>>29581533
Still not banned faggot

>>29580825
High cholesterol

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>>29580645

>>29580828
how do you expect a girl you've never fucked before to magically understand all the little things that turn you on? this is one of many reasons one night stands aren't as fulfilling as so many people think they'll be.

>>29581057
Plebby festivals like Reading

though you might meet some under 16 girls, it doesn't really matter, it's not like you'll ever see them again.

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>>29581089
I just want to slide my index finger up her sweaty ass crack.

Straight from her gooch, passing her asshole, and moving all the way up.

Some people may think I am joking.

>>29581913
>index
>not middle
Bowling ball-style grip.

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>>29581392
that girl in the middle look, or her body, looks 2D. worst hip-waist shape I've seen in a long time

>>29581924
Any finger to be honest.

I just want to continuously use each finger until all of her sweat from her asscrack is transferred onto my hands.

And then, I'll just take a huge fucking whiff out of it.

>>29581083
SATAN PLEASE.

>>29581981
oof

>>29580735
I've had this image saved for about 5 years, only one I've kept for that long other than pictures I've taken.

Good taste breh.

>>29581947
>not diving right in with your face
Where's the passion?

>>29581396
He looks bigger than normal

>>29582058
>tfw there's no sauce
I search for it every time I see that picture. Nothing. It's so good that the internet is flooded with copies of it, meaning if there's any more of her it's impossible to find.

>>29582068
There's not always fun in that.

Using fingers, you're always guaranteed all that delicious concentrated sweat... Right there, in the palm of your fucking hand.

Then dive in with your face to lick her asshole before she showers.

>>29582101
Yeah, I've looked for it everywhere. Even asked /s/ a few times. Best to just save it and use it for your pre-bedtime feels.

>>29580811
>>29581796
is there something wrong if this makes my dick twitch?

>>29581453
She's called gingerpuss/puddems, and she's posted literally hundreds of photos of her gaping anus.

>>29582115

S E M E N D E M O N

>>29580828
Mind if I ask, how old are you anon?

How do you get with any of these girls?

>>29581924
>Bowling ball-style grip

muh sides

>>29580828
Sound like you got whiskey dick. I had in yesterday in this 3 way. It fucking sucks.

>>29581089
instagram: @labellareina

>>29582209
You don't
They're like pieces of art
Just admire them for their beauty
Tfw no gf

>>29582225
dat lordosis

If she posed normally she'd probably look generic as fuck.

>>29582099
This chick is a fucking goddess.

>>29580825
MUH TEST

>2014
>Still being attracted to white women

>>29582296
Stop trying to use reverse psychology on me Ahmed

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>>29582296
pic related

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>>29582044
http://instagram.com/sarabackfitness/

>>29580904
Is that coco?

>>29580930
Nigga she's fat. Look at the angles she's using to barely even show anything besides a fat ass and pudgy face. Her stomach looks huge. Not to mention her arms. Take this girl to tumblr. The fat advocates over there will love her

>>29580666
http://instagram.com/angiefyfvarona

Life ruining shit right here.

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>tfw no racist qt to cuddle

>>29581131

can you buy ciallis OTC?

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>>29580682
;_;

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literally perfect lel

>>29581360
literally perfection

>>29582358
>>29582358
that gaben photoshop ROFL

>>29582358

bruh

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>>29580867

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>>29580645

>>29582404
Whats her name again?

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this is probably shopped but anyway...

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>>29580930
She's obese, anon. High-test girls are supposed to still have tiny waists like pic related.

>>29581502
its edgy>

>>29581934
This girl looks like she just smelled a fart.

She also has that zero-muscle-tone chubbiness that forecasts future landwhale status.

>>29581453 http://imgur.com/r/Gingerpuss/bhuXWzc
s-she's perfect

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>>29581018
her bf lol

for guys that workout and appreciate fitness a lot of you guys like pretty fat chicks
I couldn't be with a fat girl, knowing she doesn't work on her body image is just lazy in my eyes, iunno

>>29582511

when I see this I really appreciate the body

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>>29582492
Ashley Jones

>>29582221
Your father molesting you and your sister doesn't count as a three way you enormous faggot

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>>29582493
Unfortunately yes.

>>29582566
I feel exactly the same way. Having gone from skinnyfat to gym rat, I don't want somebody chubby bitching at me about spending time at the gym.

>tfw my bb is a cardiobunny and runs while I lift
>feels good man

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>>29582493

>>29582358
Lord his dick is huuuuge!

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Best body type here

Rest are for faggots

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>>29581796

I'm surprised no one has posted that anorexic goth chick yet

>>29582549
she's also a pornstar

>>29582404
where did you get that photo?

>>29582565
Jeez, every picture is filtered.
What a punchable face.

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>no gf to front-squat you while she sucks you off at the same time for dat gains and intra-workout protein

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>>29582549
lol one could almost mistaken you for an offended one

>>29580666
You guys so pathetic kinda pedos.

>mfw my gf loks exactly like her, even better
>mfw you guys still overestimate grills lookin' like this
>mfw angie verona already took 1million cocks

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>>29582643
you mean this?

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>>29582725
>>29582721
>>29582597
>>29582511
>>29582493
>>29582483
>>29582317
>>29582115
>>29582099
>>29581934
>>29581878
>>29581633
>>29581360
>>29581089
>>29581061
>>29581031
>>29580823
>>29580735
>>29580664
D-D-D-Duh-Duh-Duyamh!

>>29582744
>mfw your neckbeard remains unshaved

>>29582752
>tfw no trap gf

>>29582643
sho sho skeleton queen

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>>29580645
best in this thread prove me wrong

>>29582752
Nah dude she's legit anorexic like 65 pounds soaking wet, always has her head cooked to the side and walks like a dip shit, did the ALS bucket challenge thing. I mean like straight scene girl shit

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>>29582459
>the guy in this scenario is ripped

Every fucking time

>>29580866
If I had a dick I would fuck all three of these chicks senseless goddamn...

>>29582404
Pixiechan squad reporting.

>>29582459
>>29582862
>"Fat acceptance" but the fat is mostly stored on the butt and boobs

Also every fucking time

>>29581152
i would love to see the women you think that you have a chance with.

>>29582767
I hope you say trap as a joke
n-no homo

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r8 goal body

>>29582725
Suzanne Svanevik

>>29582752
How is that dude anorexic?

>>29581689
Wtf is wrong with her leg?

>>29583057
london

>>29583086
Ceasar loves humans, Koba loves ape.

>>29583057
Average tier
Why would you pick that?

>>29583086
g-d bless

>>29583115
kek

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>>29580674
>>29580735
>>29580823
>>29580825
>>29580866
>>29580867
>>29580904
>>29580930
>>29581089
>>29581429
>>29581467
>>29581592
>>29581633
>>29581716
>>29582435
>>29582457
>>29582511
>>29581934
>>29582721
>>29583086
Can you even satisfy grills like that if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...

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>>29581689
>tattoos

>>29581183
Muh Dick

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Qt

>>29580825
HTAMs only, betas need not apply

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>>29582643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_RJBNpWJbY

>>29582752
this one

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>>29581183
>>29583218
http://instagram.com/anllela_sagra

>>29583072
She was my first
Too bad she turned into a crack whore

>>29583219
who is it?

>>29583249
She almost looks human in this one

>>29581224
No one cares breh post bishes or gtfo

>>29583249

fucking disgusting

>>29581396
thank you

>>29581387
Thanks feminism

>>29583120
It seems possible to acquire and i like what she looks like

>>29581476
The worst kind

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These kind of threads always make me sad because finding girls like these IRL is so rare.

>tfw the average girl is a 5/10 skinyfat with a shitty hip to waist ratio and shitty-to-mediocre ass genetics.

>>29580866
Does anyone really find that fake titted busted up face hoe on the right attractive?

Like the blondes are fuckable but that other one is a mess.

>>29581656
Ideal face for sure

>>29580823
my girlfriend of 3 years has a body like this

my ex has a body like this animu character >>29580811
or maybe this >>29581018

and I love both body types. am I the only one that's super attracted to a wide variety of things?

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>>29582597
>I don't want somebody chubby bitching at me about spending time at the gym
They're all gains goblins, I swear
>texting girl between sets
>we've really only flirted through text until this point because we're both autismo
>she calls, tries all this testy shit (where are you, I saw a guy today, liked you before you got big, want cuddles etc)
>mfw thingken of unfinished sets

Anyway I dump the same shit every time and I don't intend to make this thread an exception.

>>29583249
Yep that's her lel

She'd probably gain weight for one load of semen.

>>29582404
She can have this black dick
> 2014
> not knowing girls are the biggest hypocrites

>>29582457
Is she bathing in cum?

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>>29583338

Brehs...

Brehs...?

>>29583324
No, I've dated from black to white, from thin to thick, from tall to tiny.

The only thing I discovered is that I prefer ass to tits, and brown to white.

>>29583347
>>29582404

Where does it say she's a racist? Who is she?

>>29583057
Damn/10

>>29583357

how big your dick breh..

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>>29583340
> mfw she thought there was a chair and fell over

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>>29583230
M8 I'm a guy and that's my fucking goal body, minus the tits.

>>29582744
>You guys so pathetic kinda pedos.
>
>>mfw my gf loks exactly like her, even better
so you're a pedo too?

>>29583372
Idk fir sure if she's racist but girls really are the biggest hypocrites.

Don't give me that fedora shit. Not all girls, but when they are hypocrites it's extreme.

>>29583249

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>29583311

only in a "get it before it gets worse: type of mentality. In less then a decade she is going to look like a walmart cashier.

>>29583377
Who dis is?

>>29583386

7.4x5.1 breh...

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>>29583309
I know these feels, and I'm not even into muscular chicks. Skinnyfats have mostly lost their appeal to me, to the point that I pay more attention to unusual body types and rail thin chicks more

>>29583431
> Thin chicks
Welcome2masterrace

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>>29583425

How does it feel to know you'll never satisfy grills breh...

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>>29583377
Those fucking pockets look so fucking stupid.
>>29583387
Do you think she died?

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>>29583444
Here you go

>>29583372
Googled her, apparently she posted some videos to youtube (no longer there) being racist.

>>29583194
I love you faggot.

Where do I find girls like this IRL, shieeet.

Perhaps, somewhere out there, there is a magical place filled with high test amazons.

>>29583502
Instagram

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>>29583463
It's a struggle m80

>>29583425

im sorry breh...

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>>29583483
Qt
This thread is pretty good guys

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>>29583542

>>29583387
I can't stop watching

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>>29583562

>>29582744
>mfw none of this actually happened
>>29582459
Dat nigga is reaching for his glock..
someone with a talent for drawing: redraw this shit with a fat guy. Let's see how well the fat acceptance movement receives it

>>29583389
Perfection

>>29583249
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>29583411
>Not all girls
>implying
It's the ones that trick you into thinking they aren't, those are the biggest

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>>29583324
I feel ya. Sometimes you wanna shag the good ol' high test big-titted-small-waist-wide-hip-slightly-chubby delicous girl. other times you need a skinny prerferable big titted, but small is also totally okay, cute butt'd petite creature and both of the types sometimes tend to be short, cute, shy, "innocent" (they're most often the fucked ones, with daddy issues and shit), or a bit tall, elegant, graceful like an athlete. but no matter what they can't beat this suit

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>>29583586
Where are the rest of my fit girl pics...

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>>29583620
Back

>>29582658
You have a punchable personality.

>>29583622

dat suit

maximum comfy

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>>29583642
That's literally wrong though faget

>>29583641
>>29583620
Oh my goodness...

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brehs...

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how many inches would you need brehs...

>>29583715
h-how do I resist the urge to just BITE this ass if I see it irl?

>>29583732
8x14

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>tfw no 8"x6" dick brehs...

>>29583483

:O

>>29583715
i don't know if i could resist running up to that ass and sniffing with all my might

>>29583751

Oh fuck I posted the wrong pic

>>29583743
>resist
Why?
You''re an alpha male and it's your right to act on your primal urges

>>29583732
inches? You need a yard stick

>>29583751

That's a beautiful pig

IT looks so happy

>>29583751
>>29583771
toppest of keks

>>29583771
HAHAHA LOL GOOD ONE

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should you even bother if you're below 8"x6" dick brehs...

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>>29583372
Youtube slut who spews /pol/ memes in her videos which eventually got her in trouble so she abandoned her channel.

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>>29583797

>>29583791
>faggot
>>29583801

I don't know what it's doing in my women's folder srs

Some anon posted it last week

Great pic

>>29583311
This shit made me laugh.

>>29583309
>tfw the average girl is a 5/10 skinnyfat

>tfw you still cant get it as a gf
>shiet nigga

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Salma fucked Edward Norton

Does this mean Norton has a 8"x6" dick brehs...?

>>29581796
high test grill

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I need a girl like this to drop my protein juice into her every hour.

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>>29583824

>>29583668
That is beautiful

>>29583833
Why don't you post the correct one then?

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>>29583944

here you go breh...

>>29583751
>>29583771

Holy fuck, I am absolutely shitting myself. Top kek.

>>29580904
Mirin squat depth

>>29583249
If she gain like <15 (fifteen) Kilos she would be perfect.

>>29581131
Dropping by to echo that Viagra is not great, but Cialis is the fucking business. Expensive, but worth it.

>>29584127
>If she gain like <15 (fifteen) Kilos she would be perfect
><15 (fifteen) Kilos
>less than 15
>0 < 15 -> true
she is perfect

>>29581476
>let

They probably don't know. Girls just get it done at the mall.

>>29581716
Was wondering when somebody would post some based chocolate

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>>29584193

here u go breh...

>>29581913
No, good sir, I have reason to believe you are speaking in earnest, as I share your sentiments on this matter.

I love grabbing butt crack and asshole so much that my gf doesn't even resist any more, it's awesome.

>>29584138
Just looked at prices, as a lurking EDfag. Might have to grab some and see how it goes.

>lifting made me confident enough to pursue girls
>ED around girls made me self sabotage my pursuits and stick with fapping

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this thread has an awful smell of low test

>>29582414
In the UK you need a prescription, and a private subscription at that (i.e. your pharmacy won't sell it to you at the capped NHS prices). no idea about other countries.

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>>29583808
>dat staff