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Fresh

>Yesterday, making dinner when I realize I'm out of rice
>go to chinese about a minute's walk from my house in baggy t-shirt and leggings, cba to get dressed
>order plain brown rice, sit down and wait for order
>notice this huuuuge woman taking up two chairs and a third, leaning against a hungry skeleton who may or may not have died from the sheer weight of this bitch
>she's got those awful drawn-on eyebrows legit looked like ]
>she's staring at me quite openly and makes me feel really uncomfortable
>I pretend not to notice and feel self-conscious as fuck due to lack of bra, make-up, etc
>Get my rice and gtfo under her heavy stare
>Feel lazy again today, decide to hit up kfc
>order a zinger salad, my old archenemy chickenpig (over 400lbs with oxygen tank)tries to sell me fries and cola, tell her I want just the salad, no dressing
>Thankfully manager quickly tells her to just put in the salad so no mini argument about how much more curves I need today
>stand to the side waiting for order when I get a bad feeling
>turn my head and yesterday's fatty is sitting opposite me, staring
>shift uncomfortably as she just fucking stares
>get the fuck outta there as soon as I get my food, fuck this creepy bitch
>get caught by acquaintance, by the time our pleasantries are exchanged, fatty and skelly are on my tail
>"Rice...that's the one that only got rice. rice and salad, mumble mumble disgusting mumble weirdo"
>duck into small supermarket and buy a bag of spinach, look towards window and bitch was staring through it at me
>give her the stink finger
>she glares at me and shuffles on
>run home and have spinachy kfc salad

I'm not trying to show off or anything but the bird I flipped her was finger lickin' good.

>inb4 beta/london
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>>28218095

yall niggers must live on a different planet than me because I don't believe 90% o the shit that happens in these FPSs,
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>>28218095
That was pretty beta for a LONDONer.

I have no OC but have some Mother. Fucking. Andrew.
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Can't stop laughing at her name.
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>>28218216
The woman who invented HAES is called Linda Bacon
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>>28218285
i straight had to google her and holy shit that's what she actually looks like
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>>28218155
Same, I mean fat people are disgusting and all that but these stories? I live in clapistan and I dont even belive most of them.
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>>28218312
I think her goal is to make all the women she can ugly by being fat so she is more desirable
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>>28218095
you sound like a fatass yourself. chinese food and kfc? pls.
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What's the blue thing in the image of every single fps?
pls no bully
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That was all?
Fucking disappointing, I do not wish you were in London.
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>>28218403
Thar she blows, m'boy. 'Tis the mightiest blue whale to ever be beached.
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>>28218403
It's Wailmer.
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>>28218438
>>28218440
Damn, this is one happy pokémon.
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>>28218155
If fat people tried any of that shit where I live they would just get laughed at or outright insulted.
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>>28218399
I didn't eat chinese per se, I bought steamed brown rice from them, added broccoli, kale and chicken to it. My intake for that day was actually 900kcal. Today it's even lower at 800kcal since the salad is all I ate apart from protons.
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>>28218651
Why are you eating so little?
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>>28218674
it's a grill, they don't wanna build any muscle. and you know the old saying, you gotta eat small to get small!
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>>28218725
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>>28218095
>feel self-conscious as fuck due to lack of bra, make-up, etc
>Feel lazy again today, decide to hit up kfc
bitch you sound like you are in no position to be judging others and making a FPS. plus your story telling skills/green texting is godawful. seriously there was no real point to that story. you feeling uncomfortable with yourself isn't anything interesting
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URGENT
R
G
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T

Did that guy who printed out that letter /fit/ wrote one word at a time post the video of him giving it to the receptionist?

>also

Did that guy link us to the video of his friend tripping fat people
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Can someone explain his no London shit to me
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>>28218196
Omg!! We're all gonna make it.
>except Andrew
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>shitlord
not sure if /fit/, /pol/ or tumblr whale
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Does anyone have that before/after picture of that one fat activist? The vegan one that /fit/ trolled the living fuck out of?

I keep not saving it.
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joke's on you fatty, I was really fat (200lbs @ 5' 10") and lost the weight. easy peasy
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>>28218781
explain
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>>28218781
this
Haven't seen letterbrah delivering yet
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>>28219121
The people saying this proclaim their non residence of the Greater London administrative area.
Its pretty simple anon.
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>>28218377
she looks like Screech after reassignment surgery. also nice Holy Dubs
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>>28218285
>>28218377
She looks like Bob Ross if he shaved his beard
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>>28218440
It's Wailord you bloody tit
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>>28220461
Don't you insult Bob like that
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>>28220471
Wailmer is a baloon of fat, wailord is just a fucking blimp-whale. Most fatties aren't elongated enough to be wailords
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>>28218095
>am also a grill
>haven't wore a bra in 3 years
>haven't wore makeup ever
>feels fantastic

Get off your "self-conscious" tardhorse and stop conforming. I bet you diet/cardio (I know you don't lift) for guys, don't you? Live for yourself, stop assuming anyone gives a fuck about you, and get your shit together inside. When you no longer feel the urge to make attention threads on 4chan, you'll know you're getting somewhere. Good luck.

PROTIP:
http://brafree.org/faq.html
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>>28219849
"shitlord" is reddit lingo, and occasionally found on tumblr too
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>>28219967
"You don't call people fat" is just ridiculous. Yeah let's just act like that 300lbs landwhale doesn't have a problem, and that she's pretty, how dare you call her "fat", when she so clearly isn't, how impolite of you.
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>>28218365
I'm assuming thats the arabic chlamydia capital of the world?
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>>28218196
Thanks.
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>>28219967
>I was really fat (200lbs @ 5' 10")
No you weren't.
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>>28220817
Tumblr pls go.
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>>28220817
>http://brafree.org/faq.html

>Healthy breasts don't need "support." Noses don't, either. Or ears. Or arms. If you put your left arm in a sling for six weeks, on the first morning of the seventh week, you'd need "support" for that arm, because it would have lost all muscle tone

>it would have lost all muscle tone

Don't make your breasts lose muscle tone plz
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>>28220817
>implying her being a woman has nothing to do with the story
>implying fat female whale would be just as bitchy to a guy
>implying women aren't horrible to one another
I'd say the story is related, for some reason whenever I read a greentext of 2 girls going at it I always imagine it going more fiercely then 2 guys going at it.

Men are brutal among eachother but women are nasty
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>>28218095
Man women are so passive aggressive towards eachother

And they cant write stories either
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>>28223431
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>>28218285
/pol/ was right all along
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>>28223497
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>>28218095

A few years ago there was a Fat Camp "reality" (cough) show. The unintention star was Dianne, a spoiled, immature fatty.

> Won't take a shower
> Won't exercise
> Fakes injury
> Whines constantly.

Here's a 'Best Of' collection!:

http://youtu.be/IorWhTAKMF8
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>>28224007
>filming the tv
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>>28224033

It's Youtube, we get what we get.
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> visit my brother and his family over weekend
> sister-in-law is chunky but not obese
> call my nephew a "little chunky monkey" because he was eating like a pig and he's only 2 1/2 and it rhymed so he thought it was hilarious
> sister-in-law shoots daggers my way
> "we do not 'fat-shame' in this house."

and she's republican. I expect it from my left-wing looney other sister-in-law, but this one? wtf is wrong with women?
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>>28224007
shit like this makes me want to lift heavier.
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>>28218095
>Out clubbing having a good ol' time on the dance floor.
>Get surrounded by a pod of whales.
>Two of them start to grind me and another holds me as I try and escape .
>While this is happening the DJ (my best friend) notices alerting everyone in the club to my suffering.
>Have over 300 people watch has I'm held in place as the oblivious pod grinds me over.
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>>28218377
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>>28224007

9:30, she starts talking about 'muh curves'
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>>28223497
That nose tho
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>>28218216

Bet she's planning on changing it to Drinkgravy
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>>28218095
BERLIN KUDASAI
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Shittest fps thread ever
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>>28224007
[dies a little inside]

Also, captcha says "Chocolate"
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>>28218781

Details please.
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>>28226479

no comment
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How long before they realize it's an obvious troll and delete it again? Anyone got the screencaps of the other troll submissions (the South Park one or the restaurant one)?
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>>28220817
I also haven't worn a bra in years and don't wear makeup!
I feel so much better and my boobs have gotten so perky! Much perkier than when I used to wear a bra. My mom used to tell me "You have to wear a bra, blah, blah, blah Puritan morality" but that bitch lied to me, if I'd believed her I'd have gross, saggy tits like most women when they get older.

>>28222983
Yeah right, I've never seen two women bash each other's heads in because one talked to her boyfriend. But that happened with guys every week when I was in high school, and still happens every week in the bar where I work. Why do they bash each other's faces in? I don't know, probably because they're stupid.

> I always imagine
> imagine
That's what it is. You're imagining it to make yourself feel better. Some of the time it's true, other times you're just imagining things.
Some women are mean to each other, just like some men like to bash each other's faces in.
People are individuals. Maybe you wouldn't get into a fight because a guy talked to your gf, I wouldn't spread a rumor that someone was anorexic because she was watching what she ate.
But there are men and women out there who would do those things.
Some people are just shitty.
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>>28220546
that son bitch used to be a drill Sargent.
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>>28226859
>>28220817
>>28221647
Don't drink the koolaid. Africans don't wear bras and look at them. If they spun around fast enough they'd probably start flying like a helicopter
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>>28226859
>I've never seen two women bash each other's heads in because one talked to her boyfriend.
I have. I've seen them do it because one robbed anothers bag,
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>>28226953
ugly ass clay-boon
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>>28227031
I honestly have no idea if she's covered in clay completely or only partially
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>>28224007
>tfw you have also fallen out of a chair just trying to get out of it.
Didn't cry like a bitch though. Not until everyone left anyway.
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>>28218285
Dat Chucky face doe...
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>>28227059
ooga booga mik gwon bon bix nood bo clay

looks like it's everywhere but her face
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>>28218440
>>28218438
>>28218477
Actually it's wailord. Look at the colors
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>>28227090
all i know is if it's not white it's not right
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>>28226953
They use special straps to carry children that press down on their breasts, that and breastfeeding are largely responsible for their saggy breasts.
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there is literally nothing wrong with being fat
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>>28224100
>wtf is wrong with women?
they don't want to take responsibility for their weight. Simple as that.
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>>28227007
Well, some people are shitty.
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>>28227114
>implying it isn't due to the ligaments stretching
>implying gravity won't stretch those ligaments if breasts are left unsupported
ooga booga
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>>28227124
>they don't want to take responsibility
all you had to say. it's rare to spot a woman who owns up to her actions and takes responsibility for herself.
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>>28220817
Wont your titties get all saggy like those NatGeo black people in the jungles with pancake tits
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>>28219849
>/pol/
>thinking being fat is genetic
yeah, nahh
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>>28226859
>>28220817

Highfive. Research backs up the fact that bras cause sagging and do nothing to prevent it. Everyone will sag; it's inevitable. But we can slow the process AND reduce risk for health problems (benign and/or malignant growths) by ditching the bullshit bra.

>>28227114
Correct. Also, pregnancy ie: boobs swelling & stretching with milk and then deflating will add to this condition, not going braless.
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>>28227172
>implying /pol/ doesn't troll as tumblr
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>>28227134
>>28227157

see
>>28227178

I know this goes against what people have been told for decades, but it's true. Bras are tools of oppression that don't serve any healthy function.
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>>28224007
Why can they say ass but not hole?
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>>28227202
>>28227178
>no source
Fuck off pancake enabler. Keep breasts round.
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Who wants to get mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0#t=228
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>>28227178
True, they've linked frequent bra wearing to breast cancer, which is the main reason I stopped wearing one. The side effect was my boobs got super perky. I'm pretty happy with the change.

Pregnancy fucks up the body, since third world countries don't have birth control they get pregnant far more often, causing the sagging to happen faster. Ask any woman who's given birth what it did to her boobs.
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>>28220817
A girl that brags about not wearing a bra and make up is equivalent to a neckbeard in my opinion... Always shunning away from societal norms when they were never accepted by society in the first place.

Also, I don't understand why the fema/fit/'s are so mean to one another.

This board used to be a special little place. Its changed so much its unrecognizable.

The golden age of /fit/ is over. Ever since Zyzz left us, its all gone downhill
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>>28227227
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php
http://www.livescience.com/28664-bras-make-breasts-sag.html
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>>28227300
>shitty websites linked
pubmed or bust saggathor
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>>28227273
Makeup is terrible for your skin. There's no good reason to wear it. Women's skin looks just like men's skin, but men are the only ones who are allowed to look splotchy? Fuck that, makeup causes premature aging, acne, and more splotchy skin.
Bras cause back pain and sagging.

I'm not sacrificing my healthy for bullshit.
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>>28227323
>shaving irritates the skin, i'm not going to fuck it up just to get rid of "unsightly" neck facial hair
>washing denies the skin it's natural oils, why should I damage my body and take it out of a natural, healthy state

>bras cause back pain
Flat chest detected
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>>28223597
All fats go to hell
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>>28227273
I know a girl Who likes not wearing a bra sometimes. Hot damn her tittys are fine. Turns out she also has an abnormally large amount of push up bras but I'm not complaining either way.
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>>28218155
You should hear /k/'s stories.
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>>28227318
http://www.franceinfo.fr/societe/actu/article/les-seins-se-porteraient-mieux-sans-soutien-gorge-244047
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>>28227374
>linking the report that the report talked about
Wow. You still haven't provided a STUDY just journalistic bullshit. Meanwhile you're still sagging.
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>>28227347
Not washing causes more acne and more skin problems.
However, shaving is not necessary. I don't care if a guy has a beard.
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This is somewhat of a short self reflection FPS
>Be a 240 lb land whale
>start browsing /fit/
>motivated enough to start working out
>start cardio everyday and lifting weights
>over a year and a half time drop down to 160lbs
>stop running, stop lifting weights, mingle with people larger than me again with bad eating habits.
>balloon up to 190 again

/fit/ I almost made it. now I'm back here after being gone for over half a year and just wanted to say how much I miss it. Plan on starting again because I actually want to make it.

tl;dr i'm getting fat again and reading fat people stories make me question if any of the stories have ever been about me.
Thanks for being my inspiration /fit/ !
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>>28226539
hypo-comment
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>>28227202
>oppression
They were invented in the first place because bitches were complaining about their floopy tits.
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>>28227398
Your story is boring, I want my 12 hours back.
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>>28227323
This. Right. Here.
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>>28227202
>Bras are tools of oppression

it's like you don't really want to be taken seriously.
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>>28227393
Don't you police my body. I know what my skin needs and it doesn't need soap. I shall live harmoniously with nature. And finally someone recognizes that beards of all kinds are acceptable
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>>28227421
>>28227466
Invented by a woman no less.
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>>28227421
What we have for bras today =/= what the flappers were using at the advent of breast fettering. What we have today are bullshit bras that make our boobs look falsely bigger, rounder, perkier and trap impurities in our mammary glands etc. I can't remember the last time I shopped for bras and found one that wasn't a push-up/demi/balcony/molded cup/padded cup bunch of bullshit.
Ignorance plz go.
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>>28223815
Fucking unreasonable math man
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>>28227500
>wahhh it's hard to find a good bra
What are you going to complain about next, that they're too small you fat sack of shit
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>>28227421
Yeah, I'm one of the girls who doesn't wear bras, I don't see how they're oppressive. Constrictive, yes, I hated wearing a bra when I wore one. I couldn't wait to get home and take it off.
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>>28227475
I really don't care what a man does with his body.
I wouldn't have sex with an unwashed greasy fat man, but it's his body, he can do what he wants.
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>>28227525
maybe you had the wrong size?
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>>28227536
And I won't look twice at a whiny bitch with saggy tits. But just as I don't want you spreading your bullshit I'm sure you don't want me encouraging men to stop washing or shaving
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>>28218377
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Questione: are here any spaghettifag from Italy in this thread?
I'd like to have some fps but where I live there are very few fatties (lot of skinnyfat thought) and the fatties seems to be well warned that they aren't fit, so they just shut up and mirin.
Altought the same situation with food that I dead a lottare in three threads (c'mon anno have a slice more ecc.) happen here more often with alcoholof beverage.
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>>28227537
No, it was just hot on my boobs, you know? Like, that extra fabric kept all the sweat and heat in and made my boobs itchy and sweaty.
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People please, this is supposed to be a thread about fat people stories. If you want to talk about how much you don't want to wear a bra at least make it into an entertaining story.
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>>28227548
My boobs have gotten much perkier since I stopped wearing a bra. Whether you believe that or not, it's true. I don't need or care about what your dick thinks, I, like most women, have no trouble finding dick. In general, men are pathetic and will fuck anything.
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>>28226479
this is just sad
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>>28227598
You could always post before and after pics to prove that statement.
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>tfw gf is flat chest and doesnt use a bra
>tfw her nipples are really sensitive
>tfw gf is 7 years younger than you
>tfw flat chest is best chest
>tfw some autist is going to complain about my image
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another case of a femanon stomping in a thread and letting the whole thread know she's an angry female that can type aggressive things on the internet.
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>>28227577
Sort of. When I wear an undershirt my pits sweat more. But I just deal with it.

>>28227598
You must have never played with a rubberband. They snap back but it causes them to stretch out more. Much like your ligaments. You're trading longterm benefits for short term gain.

Men won't fuck a woman capable of lift off by spinning. At least men of character won't.
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>>28227598
>men are pathetic

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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>>28227435
lol retard detected
that took me only 10 mins
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>>28227721
only a nigger would be proud of being able to read that in 10 min
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>>28227318
>saggathor

Also this no-bra bullshit has a very HAESish ring to it; the completely "enlightened" telling the world how it is without any scientific backing.

I'm with this guy, once you link a proper study which concludes that bras cause >muh oppression and that they in fact contribute to sagging, I'll believe you.
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>>28218285
>jewish
>wants to promote degeneracy and unhealthy lifestyle for non-jews

/pol/ was right all along. She literally looks like female merchant.jpg
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>>28224155
Whats the point of lifting if you cant pull yourself away from a bunch of fat fucks?
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>>28227788
Trip dubs of truth.
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>>28227786
Even the hands, anon. EVEN THE HANDS.
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>>28227767
Call me bob
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>>28227749
atleast I can read
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Top kek that "study" about sagging breasts with bras is from france. Did you know in France its illegal for a man to get a DNA test on a kid hes not sure is actually his? He will go to jail.

>ny paternity testing without a court order is banned, due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by coexistence rather than biology.

>believing this feminist bullshit seriously
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>>28227815
awGPJ'O'OHJJLMKJDHJJKLDNJ;J'L Fnehidh';
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>>28227824
I'd rather get a DNA test and spend the rest of my life in jail than raising a bastard brat that isn't even mine. Why are women such whores?

Polygamy is only understandable for males, for obvious reasons. Thank god I live in the third world where we have our bitches under control. I don't know how you guys do it.
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>>28218725
>>28218752

im seeing a tall slim asian girl who barely eats, she mostly eats vegetarian meals or seafood, although i corrupted her hehe.

she needs to become more active and eat a larger variety of food and more of it, but ill cross that hurdle when we get there.
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>>28227835
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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>College
>One of the few females in vidya club (inb4 lelgamergurl no fuck you)
>Freshman joins the club
>He's a hamplanet the size of gaben
>People start calling him dirty joe after a while because he smells like sour sweat soaked doritos and he sometimes wear the same shirt for days
>Dirty even rips on people who use windows and puts leenoox on a pedestal
>Same team on cowadoody
>He's a pretty good player, even covers for me n shit
>Thank him and praise him for it
>Suddenly tries to hit on me but I said I'm not interested
>He doesn't come to club for a while
>Somehow rumors pop up that I was fucking this sperm whale
>Dirty joe comes back, i can hear people whispering about it
>They leave saying they'll be right back
>Believe them because they left their stuff (phones, bags etc)
>Now it's me and Dirty
>Playing street fighter
>He picks cammy
>For the whole fight he lets me beat him up
>His expression changes to utter ecstasy
>This guy is getting turned on by the sound of cammy moaning getting hit
>Dirty joe creeping his hands on my lap and admits to spreading the rumors and that now i should just accept it and fuck him
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Jump up and back off yelling and swearing like a fat angry lesbian about feminism
>Hear phone sound
>See one of the phones standing upright
>Pick it up, it's been recording us the whole time
>Even my friends believe the rumors
>Run out of the room
>Hammy grabs my leg and I fall over
>Friends rush in and see me rolling in pain on the floor
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>Patrollin'
>Trying to catch me riding dirty
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>>28227896
10/10

fucking fat pigs mang
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>>28223597
Too bad your skeleton is going to have arthritis.
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>>28227873
What a faggot.
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>>28227896
>calling him dirty joe
saw it coming
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>>28227930
>being this much of a beta bitchwhipped transfaggot

Enjoy your female overlords while we dicktate what our women can and can't do. umad
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>>28227943
Don't you have a sword to be beheaded by?
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>>28227598
>no bra
>doesn't wash
>woman bitching with each over in thread
>like a typical woman
>self centred bitch OP thinks that people are judging her and jealous of her
>like a typical woman
>in 2 years your tits will be saggy as fuck so you'll join a fucktard feminist group and cry about beauty standards and blame it on men
>like a typical women
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>>28227938
I guess i coulda done better, but at least it calmed everyone down right?
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>>28227943
How's that ebola going?
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>>28219849
>>28219967

what website is this?

how do I ask fatties questions and get strangers to answer them?
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>>28227975
The bit at the end was pretty good.
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>>28227975
No peace. No surrender.
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>>28227896
awesome
10/10
loved every laugh
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>>28227962
> Doesn't understand posts
> Men bitching at women in threads for not wearing bras
> typical man
> Can't get fucked
> Blames all the problems on women
> typical retard
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>>28228023
>woman causes all problems
>woman is blamed for all problems
look at that
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>>28227975

yeah calmed me down bro
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>>28228047
look mommy, I'm finally being productive in /fit/!
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>>28228023
saggytits.jpg
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>>28224007
this is my idea of hell
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If I could...I would send all of these fatties to a fucking concentration camp. I would torture every single one of these fat wastes of flesh one by one, taking my sweet time. As I'm ripping every one of their nails out with a fork, I would force them to make a :^) face. Every time they cry like a little bitch when I whip them, I would make them say "LE PAIN FACE XDDDDD" I would do all of this with no remorse or emotion in my face whatsoever. In fact I would be awarded a Nobel piece prize for cleansing society of all of these useless fucks.

Imagine, just imagine having all of these fat landwhales in a harsh bootcamp closed off by giant walls and armed guards. No way out.
The program would literally starve these fat pieces of shit. Every day, every single day they would be forced to run their fat off because I'm chasing them with a whip. I can already imagine how the first of them break down quickly from exhaustion, only to be met with furious whiplashes that cause them to jump up and continue to run in panick. Every single day. Until they're completely and utterly Auschwitz mode.
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>>28226829

Never. I'd say it's a great example of Poe's law, but it's not even that far into the batshit crazy spectrum.
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>>28218725
>>28218674
>>28218651
10$ says she doesn't even get her period anymore
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proud braless WoC reporting in
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>>28220946
Surprisingly close
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>>28228023
>implying men get fucked and don't do the fucking
even if the woman is on top
fucking lazy bitches
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>>28227896
Tip top cake
>>
worst fps thread ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvj1qG9MBtw

the comments o god
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>>28227896
I was hoping to walk the dinosaur.

6/10
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>>28224007
i was thinking counselor was cute at around the 5:00 make. Then at 5:14...oh god why
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>>28228261
I can do one if you want
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>>28228278

yes
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>>28224100
they take the path of least resistance. they see no problem with conflicts and contradictions between their individual beliefs as long as they get by as conveniently as possible
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>>28227998

Omegle, look for the button with spy mode
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>>28228262
It was good while lasted.
fat camp, fat people.
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This is awesome, not a single fat person story

Fuck you OP, and fuck the rest of you white knight faggots, and shitty trolls
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>>28228286
>namefag
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>>28227976
Sorry. I'm from the place where people have gold Ferraris. The oil capital of the world NIGGER
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>be me
>earlier this year
> no self esteem, beta faggot, 6'2, 160lbs
>on a dating site, meet nice girl, good pics
>meet IRL, 400lbs hamplanet
>feelsbadman.mov
>decide I'll get blown cause it's been so long
>6 months of build up
>she's blowing me, pretty decent
>splooge right in her mouth
>close my eyes and pretend she is hot
>after she takes my dick out of her mouth she takes a huge swig of diet coke
>gotta get the taste out of my mouth, and diet is better for you
>bail harder than anyone has ever before
>cry on the drive home
>shower for 3 continuous hours
>I will never be clean
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>>28228402
Soon infidel
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>>28228402
>AE

Not him but I seem to recall it making to the news that a man was ejected from a party for being to handsome

Are you saudi sandniggers THAT insecure?
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>>28227896
10/10 would kek again
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>>28228417
Could've been a lot worse. Some guy here fucked a stinky hairy balding manlet.
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>>28228442
Untrue.

He wasn't that good looking and he wasn't kicked out for being so. He just made it up to get a lot of fame.

We're not that insecure but we are that rich.
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>>28220817
i support your right to wear whatever you want (not that you need my support in the first place), but that site is all kinds of bullshit justification (for something that doesn't need to be justified in the first place)

bras cause cancer? plz go
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>>28218781
does this dog have the downs?
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>>28228475
Wow, just wow.

Hey, could you ship me a gold brick just because?
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sup m8s, any former fatties amongst us?

i'm fat as shit (about 230, 6ft). about how long does it take for loose skin to tighten up? i keep reading that it takes a year or two after significant weight loss for it to start clinging to you a bit more.

what are your experiences with this? i don't really think i'll ever want that surgery unless my skin gets insanely fucked up and until i get very lean to see if it isn't just fat under the skin.
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>>28228509
Sorry, not a sheikh. I have some close friends in the royal family who I'll get into business with so I'll be minting soon.
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>>28228532
O-okay then, I can wait
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>>28228510
I dropped 80lbs over a course of a year (260->180, we're the same height) and have very little loose skin. Only looks like shadowing around the adonis belt that you can pinch a little off of.

About 12-14%bf
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>>28228532
This is haram.
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>>28228582
>I dropped 80lbs over a course of a year (260->180, we're the same height) and have very little loose skin. Only looks like shadowing around the adonis belt that you can pinch a little off of.

noice
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>>28228510
I went from 207 at 6ft to 179. Not a huge drop but then I am lazy as motherfucker and eat poorly so I'm ok with my progress.
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>>28227239
fuck i'm mad
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>>28218095
Am I the only one who thought it was a little weird a guy would just go out in leggings but alright...only realizing OP was female at the bra part?
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>>28223597

>All joints and skeleton generally ruined by obesity

topkek
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>>28226479
thanks fit i was going to eat another country fried steak.. Now im having tuna.
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Well after 3 "muh genetics" groups my hope has been restored
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Oh i've got a live one!
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My bosses snack pack
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>>28227239
>the full episode of that one screencap
Oh fuck
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>>28229185
Oh I´m excited
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>>28228115
Well, do YOU want to bleed from your genitals? Hmm?
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>>28227239
>pt says you shouldn't make excuses if you're not happy with your fat and face the facts with over eating
>the whole fucking screen with audience around him raises their hands
Hnnng based pt
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>>28228442
They are that rich and they know it and flaunt it. My office used to rent apartments to all the BU UAE kids. Most of them are little brats who do nothing but party and spend dad's cash.
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>>28227873
From an evolutionary perspective our penis is somewhat unique in terms of actively pushing sperms away from the cervix/uterus during intercourse. Since this makes no sense as this would harm our own sperm's chance to reproduce in a monogamous sense, it's hypothesized by some biologists that polygamy was common among both sexes and our penis is the product of pushing out other males sperm to give our own sperm a better advantage.
> living in the 3rd world
> probably an ignorant Muslim
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>>28228417
At least you've never been desperate enough for physical contact that you'll let your dog lock your cock and balls.

Never again.
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>>28227896
3?/10
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>>28218095
HOUSTON
O
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S
T
O
N
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>>28218377
she just needs some makeup and a different hairstyle mayne
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>>28219967
>that instant beta orbiting
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>>28227642
plot twist, you're 16 years old
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>>28220817

My niggress.
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>>28227598
>>28227525
>>28227352
How in the hell do you bitches get away with not wearing a bra? Small tits? I feel like I'd be shunned completely if I went anywhere without a bra. It would just look completely indecent.
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>>28230730
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>>28230797
I saw a chick wandering around brawless in a cardigan style shirt the other day. Her nipples were erect.

If she hadn't been so damn ugly i mighta considered clapping them front-cheeks but instead i was just disturbed.
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>>28226941

In based Air Force
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>>28224007

Holy shit, that muffintop on that bitchy lady.


>>28220901
>occasionally

Nigga wat. It's the default normalfag insult on dumblr and SRS.
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>>28230797
Probably layers that hide it(same way fat guys wear layers to hide moobs) + small breasticles
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>>28228116

p-please be in London...
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>>28228510
my nigga, i'm around 230-ish too right now

so far only lost 40 pounds so far, but i'm beginning to notice some loose skin as well.

also, im fucking scared that i have gyno right now, my chest doesnt seem to get any smaller : ^ (
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>>28218285
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>>28230869
Yeah I can't really imagine how I'd manage my nipples not popping up at the slightest breeze. That and the fact that any kind of walking or moving would definitely look alarming. I just think it's something only girls with smaller tits can pull off.
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>>28218285

The nose knows

>every time
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>>28227896
then what happened?
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>>28228402
>sand nigger mudslime child rapist calling anon a nigger angrily

I laff erry tiem
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>>28220817

>blah blah blah toxins blah blah unsupported hypotheses blah blah toxins

Fuck off tumblr beast, go be ugly somewhere else
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>>28218627 if you laugh at someone in America you get sued for hurting their feelings anon
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>>28220817
>>haven't wore a bra in 3 years

Sorry, must grammarwhore, because. . . .

Naah. Fuck it.

Fuck off. You are just conforming to a different group. Back in your grandmother's day they burned bras too.

I hate feminazis, you troll.

6/10 for getting me to post.
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>>28227500
>trap impurities in our mammary glands
Psuedobroherbascience pls go
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>>28218285
>>28218377

Dobby is free!
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>>28224100
Call protective services over his diet
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>>28227134
supported breasts get saggy too

all breasts get saggy
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>>28231915
>all breasts get saggy
>let's do nothing to slow this process
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>>28227250
They also linked cheese consumption to deaths by bed sheet
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>>28227388
This

Science or gtfo
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>>28227537
90% of women wear the wrong size. When there are so many men willing to take free measurements, this is a sad sad world.
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>>28227598
My dick grows two inches when no one looks at it.
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>>28218095

>shopping for some food for the week
>some 5'4 lookin lady walks by, big plump, white love handles spilling out
>she can't hide them even after pulling down her shirt
>take a glance to remember the major features, redraw them when I get home, whack off to it
>yfw I've done this with women of all types, fatties included

Being an artist is fun
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>>28218095
I just fucked a whole "big girls thread" (Aka Hamplanet camwhores) on /soc/ with a few messages kek, i have to admit people there are really nice compared to /fit/, i still love you guys though
>>/soc/thread/20052626#p20061942
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>>28226479

jesus christ, that's gotta be over 1500 calories
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>>28232210
how new
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>>28229527

>snack
>not meal
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>>28231946
I must say, that is a pretty compelling correlation.

The also linked global warming to decrease in numbers of pirates.
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>>28218781
I remember this, but I've never seen a video. The pussy probably didn't even tip her.
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>>28230880

she had a cute face, just a huuge belly.

I'd still smash tbh
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>>28232256
it's my first hour on 4chan im so random lol ayy lmao kek
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This is one that happened to me a while back, and it was really traumatizing to me, so brace yourself.

>Oklahoma state fair 2009
>Waiting for some deep fried snickers
>Notice some lard whale in the corner of my eye giving me this God awful lustful stare
>I don't know how to explain this, but her face was almost like a caricature of Fran Drescher plopped unto the ass of Jaba the Hutt
>I'd probably start laughing under my breath, had it not been for the fact that it was real thing and it was really staring at me
>I feel almost violated at her mirin my glutes
>Now as I mentioned, her face is ridiculous, like one of those reaction images that you can't help but smile at whenever you see it.
>So her creepy stare becomes kinda funny
>I start smirking and can't help but look her way every odd minute
>With every look, my smile just grows a little bigger
>I don't know why but I just can't stop smiling
>It actually starts to hurt
>I try moving my jaw but it's locked into place as my smile grows wider and wider
>I start yelling through my teeth as the pain becomes unbearable
>I can hear my teeth crack as my face muscles begin tearing my flesh away from my gums
>Catch a glimpse of fatty as I collapse to the ground
>mfw it was actually Jimmy Carter the whole time
>The surroundings are immediately covered by this magenta and red haze, the landscape becomes ebony marble
>His head goes slack as his eyes dissolve into this black fog directed at me
>I instantly knew from his stare what was happening to me
>My face tears open just as I'm about to pass out from the pain
>Start standing up, my old flesh slides off my new form, and I turn towards Jimmy
>Although I had no mirror, I knew that my image had become one with his
>We stare at each other, looking into the void, he reveals to me the grand scheme of his master plan
>I concur, we both tear open our jaws and sing our cry of a thousand banshees
>The Vale of Pnath awaits us

And that is the story of how I shit posted on /fit/
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>>28228116
Shit I know that chick! We went to jungle school together
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>>28228402
Canada?
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>>28223597
I bet this got on 9gag
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>>28228402
Venezuela is the oil capitol of the world, you dirty hajji.
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>>28230913
Maybe you just still fat?
get a low bodyfat percentage then start crying about gyno
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>>28226479
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=QZ_a8VXhiSc&start1=0&video2=CDdvReNKKuk&start2=0&authorName=snoopsagan
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>>28232624
OH GOD IT FITS SO PERFECT
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>>28232624
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>>28232300
>17
Bullshit; there are tens of thousands between Africa and SEA.
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>>28226829
>tfw hungry skelli and can't go to pool without getting constanlty stared at
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>>28218095
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>>28228402
I live in Iceland too
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>>28232624
holy fuck
>>
Dunno if this is the appropriate thread for this but

>know friend since I'm 4 years old
>fast forward he's 12 eating junk food and playing vidya all day ery day
>fastforward
>he dropped out of high school twice (possible here) because he's a WoW junkie
>nearly 22 now, 150 kg, twice my weight 10 cm shorter (I'm 185 cm), less muscles
>can't move his legs proper any more since his whole body is fucked from sitting wrong for over 14 hours a day
>can't get a job, no proper qualification, shitty health even hinders him from getting the bad jobs
>wants to an hero
>tried to talk to him, educate him about food and workout
>he's lazy, he's addicted he won't make it

Dunno what to do any more.
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>>28227273
Fucking this, bro. I mean it's /fit/ and I haven't even been here since the beginning, but seriously wut
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>>28231049
Fucking this
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>>28232885
how the fuck do you seriously go past 110kg? I will never understand how planets became what they are today
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>>28232953

>mfw stopped at 110kg
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>>28232953
Eat junk every day. Have bag of chips between the regular meals, drink no water at all, just coke.
Don't move much, except maybe going to the super market 2-3 times a week.
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>>28218285

She looks like that one gnome or what ever it was in the Harry Potter movies, the brown thing that only wire a shirt
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>>28232624
every fucking time
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>>28228402

>Arab calling someone a nigger
mfw

Funny how every Arab country I've traveled to has been nothing but a dirty shithole filled with abused expats and cock sucking Arabs. You're society is literally one peg higher than nigger societies. Enjoy that polished turd you live in buddy. You'll all be killing each other over goats and water soon enough, insha'allah.
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>>28226829
> black with white spots
I can tell this was written by a man, females would say "polkadots"
Yes im autist
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>>28227250
How do you deal with your nipples poking out
P-pls respond
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>>28227323
I think foundation is what fucks up your skin the most. A little eyeliner and mascara wont hurt, maybe some blush as long as you wash it off
> inb4 muh sensitivity
You and your shitty genes need to die out
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>>28219121
Isn't from where people would respond "pls b in London" whenever a girl posted?
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>>28232953
I know, I got to 90kg and thought "Good Lord, I'm repulsive!" So read some advice, got a gymbro to give me some advice (didn't find /fit/ until much later) and then dropped 17kg in the next 5-6 months. Feelsgoodman.webm
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>>28218095
op pls go back to the fatpeoplestories reddit
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>>28220817
>guaranteed replies
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>>28227250
>tfw breasts are too saggy to not wear a bra in public
>tfw they flopped the minute they grew in
>tfw I'm going to get cancer by trying not to look gross
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>>28220935
>implying fat people aren't hot as fuck
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>>28233632
>implying fat people are hot as fuck
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>>28233670
>implying they aren't
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>>28233688
>implying they are
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>>28220817

Disclaimer
>The opinions expressed on this website are those of Elizabeth R. Vaughan, M.D., F.A.A.E.M. Many physicians - perhaps most physicians - and the American Cancer Society assert that no link has been positively demonstrated between bras and breast cancer. (But we waited 50 years for someone to demonstrate a positive link between cigarettes and lung cancer). Read the medical research page for a partial listing of relevant research upon which Dr. Vaughan bases her opinions.
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>>28233733

>Believing a person because they use a false analogy to prove their point, despite the exponential increase in medical technology and research
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>pick up metal/emoish chubster from club.
>havent been laid in a while, beggars cant be choosers.
>we catch a cab back to her place, pass out on cab she wakes me when we arrive. She pays for entire fare, 70 odd dollars.
>her unit is typical fat bitch, mattress on floor no bedsheet. Shit everywhere, clothes makeup errythang.
>making out, she gets her flapjacks out. May or may not have already had syrup on them.
>shows me her tongue stud tells me its great for bjs, never had tongue stud bj before. Disbetabgud.png
>/spoiler/ it wasnt/spoiler/
>squeezes dick like squeezing out last of toothpaste tube. Sucks just the tip like shes trying to actually remove it from the rest of shaft.
>begs me to lick her out.
>pokerface.wmv
>shaved, nice looking pusspuss. I can work with this.
>mfw her butthole is chewbacas own anus. Almost puke into her hamwallet.
>fuck this lets sex. Cant get image out of head, cant come she sucks me off again.
>just as terrible as first time. Finish by jerking off into her mouth.
>instantly roll over. She schooches over for cuddles.
>wake up, shes watching me sleep..

Fatties never again.
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>>28220817
why the fuck is tumblr on every board suddenly
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Everything I need to know about fatties I learned from the internet
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These stories aren't even good. They're such obvious bull shit that it's almost annoying. First time back on fit in a month and now I see why I left this shitty cock mongling place.

I now close this page once more, only to reopen it in a month and piss myself off again.
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>>28224007
why are feelings so important
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>>28234555
K
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>>28220817
Breasts that are tender or painful at the end of the day when you take your bra off are a symptom of breast illness
>breast illness

Fucking women man
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>>28232543

Were you in spear chucking class with her?
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>>28227347
>>washing denies the skin it's natural oils, why should I damage my body and take it out of a natural, healthy state

Actually I basically stopped using all head & body soap a few years ago and couldn't be happier with the decision.

I don't lose all my skin oil when I shower.

I don't smell after I shower.

I smell if I don't shower for a while/after workout. Exactly the same as before when I used soaps.

Honestly, bodywash and shit is a fucking scam.
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>>28218095
>feel self-conscious as fuck due to lack of bra, make-up, etc

Why would a guy need a bra or make-up?
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>>28234477
tumblr is life anon just fucking accept it already.
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>>28232535
Sup there fellow Oklahomo. Former NW 122nd faggot myself. PCN all up in this whore.
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>>28228106
wow y so mad anon did one of them dump you?
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>>28220382
>Screech

My roommate tours with him occasionally. I guess the last show they did he walked over half the crowd four days in a row. Hes been all fucked on on those benzos and cocaine.
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>>28218377
>tfw no eyebrows
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>be me
>commute
>hambeast from hell sits down opposite me on train
>dat sweaty brow
>hambeast needs something to set off lost gainz from... err.. cardio... walking
>ruffle ruffle
>bag of chips
>casual glance, but he catches it
>offers me some chips
>I'm good thanks
>pulls out new external harddrive in box
>studies box
>sweatbrow intensifies
>dude, where'd it go?
>entire fucking family sized bag of chips gone in 60 seconds
>destroyed by the chip destroyer
>mirin
>ruffle ruffle
>footlong sub
>it's like criss fuckin angel how shit's disappearing
>gone
>never has a harddrive seen such affectionate studying
>ruffle ruffle
>dude, still?
>gotta stay healthy
>green salad and diet coke

>tfw
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>>28233281
I stopped wearing a bra two years ago. I used to wear vests all the time which would hide it, now I just let them poke out, it's not my problem if people are distracted by my body, that's their problem. I just want to be comfortable.
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>>28232300
Well shit. We need more pirates to stop global warming!
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>>28232001
Bra sizes are arbitrary and change between brand and bra design. You can try on 40 bras your size and not find one that actually fits comfortably. When you find a bra that fits well, you have to buy all of them, because they wear out quickly with daily use.
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>>28227398
from the sticky

The main problem is that most people look at fitness in a warped, incorrect way. That's why they flunk, not because it has to be so hard in and of itself. What I mean is that you can't look at diet or exercise as a short-term ordeal that ends at some point when you aren't out of shape anymore. They must be seen as long-term lifestyle changes. That sounds kind of scary, but is actually not a big deal when you think about it, and once you start seeing results you will be motivated to continue.
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>>28232063
>artist
yeahno...
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>>28232624
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>>28232953
Ignorance, laziness, addiction, failure to face or even contemplate the truth. Fat people who don't want to make a change or deluded, simple as that.
It's easier to blame either someone or something else, or make excuses (i.e. HAES and TiTP) to justify their fatness than actually do something about it, it's fucked up.
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I did some of my own
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>>28230797
This. I actually tried the whole 'not wearing a bra' thing for almost a year. If I had small tits, I might have continued, but I've got DD tits and the thing is, big tits just don't look right unless you've got a bra on.
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>>28228106
go back to reddit.
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>>28235315
>>it's like criss fuckin angel how shit's disappearing
>>
I think a lot of fat women who are overweight give up easily because the first place to shrink is the boobs.
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Your daily reminder that we skellingtons have inefficient gut flora.
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>>28236351
muh gut flora
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>>28236351
So by this token, if I can make out with a holocaust victim, I should be able to lose weight AND overeat as much as I want to.

>thank you actual hungry skeleton
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>>28228510
former fatty reporting in!!!
I was 5'4" and peaked at 175 or so which was rlly awful
but I'm down to 137 or so now, GW is 130!!
I look and feel better than ever btw.
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>New job
>Difficult to determine gender of one coworker
>~300lbs, short, bowl cut on top, longer hair in back, voice is gender neutral
>dont know name to go off of
>cant tell if boobs are just fat
>stare at its face while its teaching me something
>notice shaving irritation on a few of its chins. must be man.
>treat as such
>Name turns out to be Amanda
>Fuck
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>New job
>Difficult to determine gender of one coworker
>~300lbs, short, bowl cut on top, longer hair in back, voice is gender neutral
>dont know name to go off of
>cant tell if boobs are just fat
>stare at its face while its teaching me something
>notice shaving irritation on a few of its chins. must be man.
>treat as such
>later learn name is Amanda
>Fuck
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