Write a letter to my gym receptionist

Nigger

space

>>28033327
look

crab

recipe

tips?

will

good

you

dear

London

scary

about

anal

what

dongcopters

squatting

glutes

Zyzz

pooty

for

Appendage

stank

Scooby

Thursday?

wiggly

ayy

Khaleesi

miring

ayy

Nickelback.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

lmao

assrape

acceptance

>>28033327
labia

moist

love hole

but

And

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

ruffian

cardio

>>28033515
>>28033487
stop pls

ayyy

juicy

muh

rippletits

>>28033532
Sincerely

genocide

Dear Nigger

space

look crab recipe tips? will good you dear London scary about anal. what dongcopters squatting glutes. Zyzz. Pooty for Appendage stank Scooby Thursday? Lurking wiggly ayy(lamo) Khaleesi miring. ayy Nickelback pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis lmao. assrape accecptance. labia moist love hole but and opadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon ayy.

lmao

mongoloid

>>28033557
dont use the really long words that faggot is posting

jeff zyzzleman

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>>28033557
>>28033558

ebin, just put my final "lmao" pls

fitness!

scoobert

jeff

glistening

Dear Nigger

space

look crab recipe tips? will good you dear London scary about anal. what dongcopters squatting glutes. Zyzz. Pooty for Appendage stank Scooby Thursday? Lurking wiggly ayy(lamo) Khaleesi miring. ayy Nickelback lmao assrape accecptance. labia moist love hole but and ayy. juicy muh rippletits ;)


Sincerely, genocide
Lmao
mogoloid

>>28033574

this, ignore the faggot

y-you

memes

I will be waiting outside when you get off of work. Be ready. Be warned.

>>28033615
One word at a time pls

if

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>>28033600

deadlifts

>>28033615
I

Rape

>>28033600
fucking kek video yourself giving it to the receptionist

>>28033600
>juicy muh rippletits

fuck im dying

xD

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>>28033644
Done. I go to the gym in a few hours will post later tonight or early tomorrow.

p.s. pic related is the formatting.

>>28033678
God, please OP, just slide the paper infront of her and don't say a word, when leaving the gym tell her: y-you too and run away

OP make sure you leave a tip

>>28033678
fuck i hope you deliver

>>28033678
>not writing it by hand in overly flowery cursive

>>28033678
>labia moist love hole
>juicy muh rippletits

this is fucking gold

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>>28033600
>labia moist love hole but and ayy. juicy muh rippletits ;)

I'm fuckin dying OP, if you don't deliver I hope you get gyno

>>28033709

>2018-4
>not tipping your receptionist everytime

>>28033772
>implying I don't already have it

>>28033709
>>28033797
Should I leave a dollar in the folded letter?

>>28033797

Do Americans really tip their receptionists?

>>28033809
at least 5 dude

>>28033809
Put a note with your number in there

In b4 home gym

>>28033870
and he tips his mom after giving her the letter

tits?

My gym doesn't even have a gym receptionist.

>>28033831

no you dumbass

>>28033888
>>28033870
just as good

I'm lellin OP please deliver

bukkake

>>28033905
Then how do you tip her?

>>28033993
With your fedora anon

>>28033888
>>28033870
http://www.gobroncos.ca/index.php/fitness
my gym

>>28033905
Mine has 5. I hope I get Rachel because I have been trolling her hard lately.

>>28033943
I have no intention of not delivering.

>>28034027
GOOD LUCK OP

>>28033678
Can you use a gopro camera for this?

>>28034074
yea go buy a go pro to deliver for /fit/

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>>28034051
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>28034074
No. I will use my cellphone.

>>28034115
>No. I will use my cellphone.
how are you imagining this to work out?

>>28034144
>walk in, cellphone camera running
>hand her the letter
>pull down my pants
>ask her if she is an archeologist because I have a prehistoric bone that needs examining
>she invites me into the reception alcove
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>28034115
>not using a go pro

>>28034337
lol

>>28034337
you forgeted spaghetti in his pockets

>>28034337
>spending $400 to please fit
Could you be any more beta?

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>>28034379

>>28034422
this OP tape your smart phone to your head

>>28033553
>>28033556
Sincerely, Genocide

top lel

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I am leaving now. I will deliver in 4-5 hours.

>>28034752
fucking epic

penetration?

This is what you autists find funny?

>>28034797
>not finding but yolo swag yolo penetrate my yolo funny

if op doesnt deliver i will rape him, i know where he works out (i am the receptionist)

>>28034797
ur mum thought my dick was funny last night because of how small it is

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>mfw this thread

>>28034816
I'm cumming 4 you

>>28034846
my face is also faced

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>>28034752

>>28034752
This. Fucking. Thread.

>>28034752
Hahaha hahahah nigga please deliver

>>28034752
Godspeed, OP

>>28034752
not op

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>>28034752
>>28034937

pls don't say that

>>28033699
>implying he won't be escorted out by the police

>>28034959
no trip :(

>>28034752
5 hours??

>>28033557
>dear nigger

every time. lel.

>>28034752
if you use your mobile handheld device to take picture how did you picture a snap photo of it are own phone?

>>28034988
its not op dildo

>>28035005

>filename
>it's infront of a desk chair

do u even webcam?

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>>28034959
never fear

>>28034937
fuck you

>>28034979
>implying I won't cartwheel away

>>28034988
I need to lift and then I have to stop at my friends house.

>>28035026
dis nigga gets it

>>28035016
fuck you

>>28035040
>I need to lift and then I have to stop at my friends house.
wtf she's not the gym?

>>28034937
He just forgot the tripcode brah

>>28035040
B A S E D AS FUCK WE SHALL REMEMBER YOU AS LETTERBRAH

>>28035062
No. I need to do this, lift, leave the gym saying "y-you too" and run away. Then go to my friends house to drop off his gutiar.

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>>28035040

I belief in u OP

>>28034752
you didn't trip for that post faggot. Im not gunna believe every fucking picture on 4chan

i believe you now

>>28035040
this is autistic as fuck but i like autism threads so good luck OP i hope you do this

>>28035040
OP middle finger is rude

>>28035102
It's okay. Sometime our autism gets in the way.


Letterbrah out.

>>28034337
mirin infinititties

Coochy

and then letterbrah was born

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God speed Letterbrah,God speed.

Also, I think we just witnessed the birth of a new Trip.

Today was a good day, /fit/.

This thread will be way funnier if OP doesn't delivar.

Sure is /b/ in here

>>28035040
That fucking are op doesn't lift or belong to a gym

Bump for keeping alive, in op i trust

surely OP will deliver...

>>28036406

He's already said he won't be back for a while

>>28033327
creatine.

op pls

>>28036725
He said 4-5 hours or something

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>>28035466
I agree.

>>28036388
I will deliver, I am leaving for the gym in 30 minutes.

>>28036514
>>28036725
No need to bump, I will make a new thread.

>>28036388
pic related

>>28036406
watch the skies, friend.

>>28036938
Godspeed letterbrah

>>28036938
Hahaha letterbrah

The trip /fit/ needs, not the one it deserves

>>28033327
You better not come back crying.

>>28036938
pls link new thread when you make it letterbrah

>2014
>meming your receptionist

STILL WAITING

>>28033327
slut

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>>28038707
OP got arrested for sexual harassment kekek

>If his receptionist is a fat black feminist

oboy, can't wait.

>>28034027
>Albertabrah
My nigga.

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op will surely deliver

>>28035040
KEEP IT ALIVE

>>28039801
AYY

let's get this shit shakin like parkinson's

bump. Just got here

if you retards keep bumping the thread will reach its post limit. + OP said he'd post in another thread.

>>28039805
LMAO

got to go to bed, keep it alive for me bros

>>28039908
>OP
>delivering

I already love letterbrah, but he is an OP, I wouldn't get my hopes up

>>28039805
LEHMAOW

>>28039908
Ayyy lmao

>>28033327
m'lady

ayyy lmao

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>>28033719
This please

ayy lmao

oh god somebody screencap this

>>28040144
Who is this?
nice dubs btw

>>28040208
Me.

>>28034115
Canada fag
>pls be in Ottawa

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>>28040208
Some russian skank

>>28040208
Me

>>28040208
liraley keltskaya

ayy lmao

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>>28039676
yes, let's just wait

>>28040562
Ayy lmao

>>28040636
AYY LMAO

>>28040562
THANK YOU BASED ayy lmao SKELETON

>>28039805
EL EHM AY OH

EL

EHM

AY

OH

>>28034422
OP hide the phone in you're fedora

>>28040870
>you're
your an idiot

>>28040969
Ayy lmao

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>>28033600
> lmao assrape accecptance

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>>28033327
OP YOU MAD CUNT WHERE ARE YOU???

I think he got arrested or spaghettied so hard he had a heart attack.,

I am here.

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>>28041000

>>28040969
Ayyyyyy lmao

>>28041022
You ready bitch?

OP is a faggot

>>28033600
Sounds like something Caharlie from Its Always Sunny would write.

>>28041047
I trusted you

>>28041047
This is the worst thing that's happened to me all week.

I'm so fucking glad I caught this thread

>>28041047
Not the same trip.

>>28035466
Anyone who's been on 4chan for at least 4 years would've regularly browsed /b/, you know that right?

Aight this ain't right I need to sleep. OP suck a dick

>>28041055
I am uploading it now.

>>28041373
<3

>>28041373
Thank you jesus

>>28041373
I love you

>>28041373
toasting in potential breads

>>28041373
F5....F5....F5...F5...

>>28041373
Hurry Opie my bed time is in 16 minutes.

>>28041373
c'mon m8.

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>>28041373
oh man

>>28041373
i 1 2 b leave

>>28041373
post proof

bamp

come on OP

TOASTING FOR GLORY!

Damn does it really take 10 minutes?

Dubs and OP is full of shit.

>>28041612
Ooooooo close.

Satan trips and OP is kill.

>>28041629
Nooooo Santa nooo

>>28041629
fuck off

While this was exciting you guys were most definently all fooled into thinking OP would be autistic enough to do this.

>>28041629
Satan dicks

> Damn man I'm so tired.
> why? Didn't you get any sleep?
> Nah bro. I waited up all night to see this autistic kid give a meaningless letter to a chick at his gym.
> You were at the gym waiting?
> No. He duct taped his cell phone to a beanie and recorded it.
> Dude we gotta have a talk.

Delivered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>28041663
Never underestimate the autism on this board.

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>>28041666
>Satan dicks
>666
That get

>>28041685
Not the same guy

>>28041685
fag

>>28041666
Dammit.

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>>28041666
>Satan dicks

>>28041685
simply ebin :^)

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Almost here guys

>>28041666
wut

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>>28041666
>666

> 30 minutes later and still no word from OP

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>>28041666
>Satan Dicks
Is the end upon us?

How long OP?

>>28041666
spooky

> saves thread from Satan trips with 777 trips

>>28040562
thank mr skeltal

>>28041762
save

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>>28041691
Fixed for u
>>28041666

epik

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>>28041666

>>28033327
cutie

>>28041762
efas

777 get

also OP is kill

>>28041666
This goddamn thread

>>28041666
666 Satanic penis confirms OP's death

Can someone search the catalog for a new thread? I'm on my phone.

Dubs get

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its not happening :(

>>28041809
>check em

>>28041815
Shit dude that's so sad. Never understood how someone could abandon a dog. Not saying that's what's going on but Jeez just look at his wittle face ;_;

If dubs
Op is kill

Dubs and OP will be posting in the next 5 minutes

>>28041829
>i'll walk myself until master gets back

>>28041838
Reroll.

>>28041838
It's been nearly 45 minutea. OP is trolling, and I'm off to bed.

G'night bros.

Just got to the thread
Plz delivrar

>>28041850
> He's not coming back
> insert tears

Come on OP, I need this. I need this in my life. I don't have much else.

>>28041888
Trips confirm OP is a cock vacuum.

>>28041906

I second this. I'm debating going out tonight but I hate being seen in public because I hate myself

If dubs, OP is a cockmonger.

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>>28041888

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>5 years later
>still no video

Maybe OP got arrested

>>28041984
Probably.

yolo

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>>28041666

What now?

>>28041998
You only lift once

>>28042006
last four digits of my post number will be the year that OP posts his video

>>28042025
sheeit

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>>28042025

>>28042025
only 11 more years guys

>>28042025

FUARK

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>>28042025

>>28033327
PLSBEINLONDON

>>28042025
fuck it im going to bed

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fucking op.

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It's okay guys, I have a time machine loaded with just enough tourmaline crystals to get it going one more time. The only drawback is, it will take us to the last four digits of my post number. Once there we will have to acquire more tourmaline crystals to get back.

OP never deilvars

>doing Olive Garden prank calls on /b/
>harassing them for grapes
>one anon lives by the Garden they're calling
>goes to it and demands grapes
>gets thrown out
>says when he gets back he'll post the video
>he never gets back

OP will not delivar, OP never delivars

>>28033632
i wonder if he plays guitar

I have the video uploaded, but i don't think you guys deserve to see it. Being called a faggot hurts =(

OP, let us know if there is hope. Give us a sign.

>>28042199
shut up faggot

>>28042199
0/10 didn't fool me for a second

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>>28042199
dubs

>>28042210
>>28042199
Who are you faggots?

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>>28042210
how much longer op ;_;

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If this post is dubs, OP won't deliver

>>28042245
there's still hope

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>>28042245
CONFIRMED FOR DELIVERY

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OP won't deliver

>>28042199
epic tripcode

also dubs

>>28042199
Fuck off faggot. Don't upload it I don't give a fuck niggah

jesus deliver m8

>>28042255
dubs confirms hope

>>28042255
man how the fuck do tripcodes work

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OP will fail to delivar.
This is one giant ruse

I actually got back up out of bed 30 minutes later to check on this.

Still nothing. fml

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/fit/ confirmed the most autistic board on 4chan
OP won't deliver

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>there was no letter
>there was no camera
>there was no gym
>there was no receptionist
>there was no tip
>there was no spaghetti

these are truly dark times

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>>28042199

>>28042301
Not OP, not that there will be any forthcoming delivery anyway

>>28042273
they don't

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>28042317
almost fooled me

/mu/ was here
/fit/ is a loser

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>mfw this thread will probably hit 350 posts before OP delivers

>>28042338
Is there any board that thinks /mu/ is good for anything?

I mean, /fit/ has better threads on music than /mu/, and those threads are shit.

Delivered

http://youtu.be/U5xgZd0vNWE

>tfw fit fell for it
>no ones going to hand a receptionist a letter that starts with dear nigger
>risking getting banned from the gym and thus your gains
>tfw someone on fit is going to try to deliever this eventually

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>>28042368
not OP

OP won't deliver
dubs don't lie

>>28042368
wtf is this shit

>>28033327
There will be no delivery.

Bumping.

>>28042382
Are we on a blacklist now?

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>>28041373
no hope

If quads, OP will not only lose gym membership, but will acquire horrible luck and will be unable to achieve an erection until delivery occurs.

Even if OP didn't abandon the thread,
he wasn't planning on delivering anyway

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>>28042488
dubs have spoken

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i believe.

OP distracted me from working out.
Gains lost to OP
If dubs OP's dick will shrivel into a piss flavored tootsie roll.

poweroutage

tomorrow

noon

>>28042525
>2525

>>28042553

THE RUSEMAN IS REVEALED

>>28042553
WHAT TIMEZONE YOU FAGGOT

>>28042553
Bullshit

>>28042592
mountain standard, or two hours minus 4chan time.

>>28042553
Oh for fucks sake this is bullshit. Anyone who believes that for a fucking second is autistic.

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>>28042564

>>28042553
If you took the video on your phone why the fuck can't you just upload it WITH YOUR PHONE.

>>28042642
m-muh ruse

>>28042642

>being this mad

>>28042686
why wouldn't you be mad about this

im livid

>>28042367
lol pleb /mu/ is better because they talk about bands you can't even find on google

>>28042362
and so you contribute and add to the numbers, nice

>>28040257
im in ottawa...

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Oh well.

>>28033582
fuck off tumblr

>>28041305

And nobody who's been on 4chan for at least 4 years does still.

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I BELIEBE

This could have been great OP. You could have been a legend. Now somebody else will have to deliver.

why is this thread still alive? OP won't deliver

>>28044592

He coulda been somebody