What's the most /fa/ non-Apple laptop?
>>9809469
>Apple
>/fa/
O I m laffing
>>9809472
>Windows
>/fa/
Gaymer tier: razer blade
Everything else: windows surface, anything light.
>>9809472
I really don't want to start this debate,--I couldn't possibly care less--I just didn't want anyone to suggest Apple computers because I'm not interested in buying one.
>>9809477
Being a blithering idiot who cant handle a real os is even less /fa/ tho.
>apple is le bad
>n-no i could afford one if i wanted to!
the apple ipad is the most fa tech device you can own. the end.
>>9809499
kek
Implying the surface doesn't outclass it in all fields. Looks nicer, and has better functionality.
>>9809495
>I know nothing about computers.
Charging $1599 for a computer with less processing power than a cellphone is jewing plain and simple.
a computer is a tool, not a fashion accessory, get what you need.
if you have a job that requires you run programmes that are available on OS X, get a Mac. But if I need to tell you that you're probably not very good at your job anyway.
if aesthetics really matter that much to you but you don't want to shell out for an Apple machine, Asus have some nice designs; the Zenbook line is a very slim and aesthetically pleasing but still powerful machine you can get for a decent price.
Dell XPS 13 - 2015
>>9809504
>being poor
>>9809516
>being stupid and not spending money on quality products.
>>9809508
Not bad, how's the functionality though?
Anywhere to get unbranded laptops that aren't overpriced-as-fuck ~gaming~ contraptions?
>>9809516
>ITS EXCLUSIVE SHIT!
>>9809533
Unbranded? As in nobody makes them?
>>9809540
Well like, companies that use stock frames. I think Sager/Clevo/etc. use them. I guess I could try my hand at building something myself, but I'm not at all confident.
>>9809533
pretty much everyone sticks their brand name on laptops, get a custom skin or case or something. Lenovo have some pretty minimalist designs but that's all i can think of
>>9809555
Unfortunately building a laptop just isn't very feasible quite yet, too many nonstandard parts and pcbs.
>>9809560
Ah, is that the case huh. Well that's some shit.
>>9809469
Apple is the most effay laptop you can own, just buy one.
Thinkpad
Doubled with the good ninja aesthetic you'll look like you've just stepped out of the matrix. Install Linux, be happy.
A ThinkPad x220 with Arch Linux installed.
>>9809573
>linux
>>9809573
>>9809532
It seems pretty good, but for games tho
A really good 4chan/animu machine
>>9809578
>>9809573
>>9809573
MAXIMUM KEK
The highschool I graduated from uses these.
>>9809593
>everyone calling you a fedora
>"NO U ARE"
lel
I did not expect this thread to be as bad as it is when I made it
>>9809600
Are you upset because your OS is for little babbies that like to play games and watch pewdiepie instead of working? How is high school son?
If you rank a computer on it's ability to play video games, you will never be /fa/.
>>9809617
>thinkpad
>linux
>tfw you try a new coffee shop and everybody there is male, fat, and using Thinkpads.
>tfw you sit down and pull out your Thinkpad.
>tfw you are no longer that rare and beautiful snowflake.
>>9809617
In this moment, I am Euphoric. Not because of any phony Window's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my Linux
>>9809623
You're a faggot.
asus zenbook
>>9809623
>Implying I didn't just install Linux mint on my 70 year old grandpas computer
>Implying the average consumer doesn't just browse Facebook and check their email
Ok
>>9809499
>owning a tablet
>2015
literally kill urself
macbook pro with some rad stickers on is the only "/fa/" computer.
>>9809670
>>9809469
ASUS Zenbook, HP Spectre tier laptops with a centred trackpad and no num-pad
>>9809573
literally this. Have arch installed on a thinkpad if you want a proper techwear aesthetic.
>>9809642
They seem so fragile, especially at the ~$2000 price range.
there isnt one
macbooks are /fa/, thats it
>>9809705
>>9809703
Ye, the problem is finding the aesthetics/durability sweet spot, which honestly only Apple does
>>9809715
its like im really back in high school
macbooks
>Fashionable
>Well built (solid, no overheating, noise ...)
>Smooth OS
>Lightweight
>Great screen
>Core audio and Audio Units (for music producer/djs who wants things to actually work)
>Great softwares (logic/final cut ...)
>More and more games thanks to steam
>Less computing power for the price but the whole component architecture is well though.
>>9809715
wow big deal faggot
As long as you don't play video games on your computer it doesn't matter.
Thinkpad X200 with arch
>>9809729
>Thinkpad
>>9809731
but hes literally correct though
>>9809600
LINUX MASTER RACE
Resistance is futile! Surrender your Video games now to the terminal!
>>9809703
I've had that exact model for a few years (got it like the week before windows 8 came out) and it's still fine. It's even survived 2 or 3 fairly high drops.
>>9809731
>he doesn't realize that thinkpads are the pinnacle of the getting shit done and doing work laptops
Go produce your little beeps and boops in FL Studios on your MacBook with your 4 soundcloud followers while posting your shit fit pics to instagram.
Dell Inspiron 7000 Series
>>9809757
>>9809716
I actually really like the look of Thinkpads, they've got a simple brutalist feel. Too bad only /g/-tier autists constantly masturbate over them and they've become a memetop
>>9809773
The thing is no one knows they are circle jerked by autist in real life.
the new xps looks p cool, its almost bezel-less
wtf do u guys even need laptops for
srs just buy an iphone 6 and a powerbank
>>9809805
People need to do work. You'll learn one day once you graduate high school.
>>9809805
Because not all of us can spend our entire day on Instagram admiring shitty fits.
Haha who am I kidding? Ofc this board can /fa/ is full of autists.
>>9809773
I have on of the newer low-mid range lenovo models, runs fine, functionally good.
They do look and feel a bit cheap though.
There's definitely more /fa/ alternatives out there.
>>9809817
>thinkpad
>feels cheap
You do know thinkpads are known as the most durable motherfuckers in the laptop industry right? Unless you're talking about the newer ones which are still nice but not as durable.
>>9809810
>>9809813
>>9809533
The Lenovo thinkpad yoga has really minimal branding and a matte black finish
>>9809847
That's pretty close to ideal, yah
Only concern is the screen doesn't look like it has a matte finish
>>9809722
I have a macbook pro and everything you just said is complete bullshit.
You're fucking retarded.
>>9809916
Oh shit
Nigga
What
Are you
Doing
>>9809722
You are high if you think macs dont make a fuckload of noise.
>>9809716
At 13mm thick nothing is going to be durable, macbook included.
>>9809532
its great, the bezel keeps it tiny, i use it mostly all day for school and netflix and dont have to charge til the end but of course this part really depends on screen brightness, what you do, and which spec model you get. i had the non touch 4gb ram before trading it for the non touch 8gb ram version and kind of regret it, i was easily hitting like 9 hr battery life before and now get like 6-7. obviously not made for games but for general schoolwork, word processing, coding, netflix etc its gr8. my main concern was portability and i got it through the battery and slimness, also everyone gushes over the bezel.
>>9809477
> implying it's Windows v Apple
install gentoo, nigger.
>>9809833
Old IBM build thinkpads, yes. The new ones really aren't that much better than other business-tier laptop (Dell Latitude etc).
Source: I own an X220
>>9809722
this is exactly how i feel.
i switched over to macbook for web development after 17 years on windows. only thing i use windows for is games and windows-only DAWs.
if you're a developer, mac or linux are fuckin great. love the bash console more than command prompt. i know computer engineers use windows more though, since a lot of CE software is archaic and built in the windows era.
lads, what's the laptop which meets these requierements:
-lightweight
-can easily handle editing large files in photoshop/indesign
-decent videocard, want to play PES 6 on high
-under €1000
>>9810095
>lightweight
>wants a decent video card
>>9809573
the official recomended by the internet computer
if you cant afford apple i feel bad for you. the only other reason to buy a windows is gaming and if you play games youre a pathetic cuckold loser
dont be that guy
>>9810120
>the only reason to buy a windows
>buy a windows
Hahaha. Do you realize how retarded you sound?
>>9810110
honestly I just want to be able to play Tony Hawk's Underground and PES 6. PES6 came out in 2006
http://gamesystemrequirements.com/games.php?id=530
>>9810127
>hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahh he didnt call it by its correct name haha what a retard
nice try cucklet
>>9810163
You're just so lost. Don't try to act like you know what you're talking about when you sound like a primary school student.
This badboy right here.
>>9810195
i want to see more laptops with this Giant Gameboy SP look
>>9809533
w2c raw selvedge laptop
>>9810093
>web developer
>thinks he is an actual programmer/compsci professional
You are funny.
>>9809560
It is feasible, just more complicated.