Alright fa, which is more fashionable: Tea or coffee?

coffee, tea is for tumblr people who want to british and watch dr. who

Red bull

Depends
1. Are you making it yourself? Tea is far more elegant to make and upon making it, it leaves a beautiful aroma hanging in the air
2. Are you drinking it as part of a blended drink? Coffee. Coffee drinks are much more interesting than tea drinks, no matter how much people pretend to love their black drip coffee.
3. Do you want to stay awake forever? This could be a tossup Many black teas have a really high amount of caffeine compared to about the same amount of coffee, but espresso will naturally have more caffeine per volume.

Spiced tea is what they serve after a meal in a lot of cuisines, so that's my vote

>>9762940
Buying pure caffeine and snorting it every morning.

>>9762992
Redbull is delicious

>>9763002
Have you actually tried caffeine pills?

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>>9762996
Spiced like chai tea, or something else? Have any recipes?

>>9763037
1. Get black tea (Darjeeling will do)
2. Add cardamom
3. Add more cardamom
4. Maybe some ginger if you like it (I don't personally)
5. Steep
6. Sweeten lightly with honey or sugar

This was basically my mom's recipe and most chai teas will have a lot of cardamom in them

Water>>>Tea>SHIT=coffee>everything else

That sounds really good man, I'll give it a try.

>>9762940
Tea.
>healthy
>ancient
>more natural
>chill

Anyone who answers coffee is a fuck.

>>9762940
Water. Tea and coffee stain your pearly whites.

yerba mate

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>>9762940
I only drink straight espressos.

Pussies/fags need not apply

>>9763249
>more natural

what?

>>9763564
at least you have one redeeming feature, ree

fcuk cofffee and tea only time i drink it is when a girl makes me a cup in the morning or something.

tea is for faggots. No one drinks tea for the taste, or the effect, and both are shit. The just drink it to fit a stereotype, because they think it's cool and are trying to emulate other fags

green tea is effay

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>>9763619
i'm more alpha than any of the skinny low-test faggots on this board

>>9763647
uhhhh yeah??? green tea is the shit man

i'd drink it alone, where there's nobody there to see me drinking it

in a dark room, where even i wouldn't see myself drinking it

>>9763647
oh look, i found an idiot

tea has l-theanine in it, which modulates the effects of caffeine, making it a smoother and more useful source of energy

coffee is for faggots who don't know how to consume caffeine

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>>9763526

Won't that make you seem like a new age organic sack of shit? That being said, I enjoy the taste.

>>9763021
rock star and monster energy has twice the caffeine
for the same cost

with the risk of becoming an actual degenerate

>>9763037
chai is tea.
it's literally the same word, different regional pronunciation.

masala is the bit that means spiced, hence masala chai.

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TRICKY RICKY TIER
- black coffee (short>long)
- lapsang souchong / russian caravan
NXTLVL STREET FITS TIER
- boutique chai with handmade almond milk
- single origin black tea
- oolong that you didn't buy from a Chinese supermarket
MFA TIER
- oolong bought from a chinese supermarket
- macchiato
- cafe chai
- herbal tisane
- correctly brewed green tea
DEPARTMENT STORE TIER
- flat white/latte
- any earl grey derivative
- scalded green tea
MOMMY BUYS MY CLOTHES TIER
- mocha/cappuccino
- powdered chai
- any fruit tisane
- sweet tea

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>>9763861
AUTISM TIER
- your whole post

>>9762940
tea
much healthier and doesnt fuck up teeth as much as coffee

>>9763816
nos has e ven more and its like 2.06 in colorado

>>9763586
It's leaves and water bud. Coffee has more unnatural shit and processes in it.

>>9763861
You don't know shit about tea. Chinese tea is top tier. Gtfo with your retarded shit.

>>9764834
You're missing an important word, friend
>chinese supermarket
I'm talking about the shitty ti kuan yin you get in vacuum-sealed packets.

Additionally, formosa oolong is generally considered a cut above, git gud.

I can't decide which is worse between people who have allegiance to their fucking caffeine water:

Masochistic coffee snobs:
>"Long black. No sugar. Its the only way to have it. Haha all these plebs drinking their cappuccinos and lattes. They don't even realise they're enjoying it wrong."
OR
Pseudo-intellectual tea-drinkers:
>"Ah. Another night in after a long day writing my novel, snuggled up next to a roaring fireplace with a cup of freshly brewed Earl Grey and Stephen Fry's biography."

>>9765445
why do you care so much about what other people drink
everyone and their mum drinks earl grey, it's not a sign of fucking pseudo-intellectualism
a sign of pseudo-intellectualism would be an autistic spazzer such as yourself arguing about the 'proper' way to drink tea and which teas are 'patrician'
just fuck off you absolute yank cancer

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>>9762940
>Alright fa, which is more fashionable:
>Tea or coffee?

Loose leaf black tea from a nice pot for entertaining guests at home.

When out with friends a latte served in the correct glass is best or a flat white from a great cafe.

>>9762940
both but in precise preparations

for coffee
>americano
>espressso
>ristretto

for tea
>earl grey
>chai
>english breakfast
>green tea

capuccinos and frapuccinos are for fags and they´re the flag of "la chienne de base"

>>9763564
>I only drink straight espressos.
marry me, whats your favourite raost? mine is vienna roast

>tfw people call you a junkie just because you drink black double shot americanos

W2C good tea in bulk?

I would assume that it will be in loose leaf form so what is the best way to prepare a cup or two? Usually boil water in a kettle.

>>9765600
well yeah, they will sell you anything in bulk in a raw form or otherwise it would cost you more because it was processed

anyways, i guess you can do it as the chinks used to make tea, leaf in a cup with boiling water, it may even taste better than the shit you get in teabags but you can only get the pure form of the whatever tea strain you´re getting because it wouldnt have spices or other oils as other recipees do

i´m not a tea conossieur but its pure logic and i used to have a tea fanatic phase too

>>9764826
tea is processed just as much as coffee, which isn't that much

>>9765979
hmm i dont think so, tea you can just boild some leafs in water but coffee must be reasted and grinded, there are more factors that come into flavour

Not thinking arizona is most fa drink ever

>>9766084
Black tea is wilted, crushed, oxidized, shaped, then dried. Other teas can be simpler, but none of them are just boiling leaves in water.

>>9766117
>>9766117
Sadboys are not /fa/ get the fuck out

>>9763564
This.
Git gud, teafags.

Coffee. I like strong dark roasts, but to each their own.

Also I'm not sure why I'm seeing so many people shit on cappuccinos in here; it's like the least sweet/flavored of any espresso drink.

Whichever complements your outfit the most.

>>9766138
i mknow, it was just a term to keep things simple, but you have to admitt that thats how tea was invented/discovered

>>9766847
i like this response

I was always a tea person.
Recently, it's espresso.
I live in a really weird place. There are espresso machines literally everywhere, from bakeries, to bars to pastry shops. There is one right beneath my apartment. In the same building.

Espresso + green tea is the truest master race tho.

>>9763219
You forgot cinnamon and nutmeg

>>9763861
>handmade almond milk
Is that what the hipster kids are calling it these days?
>hrrrrrng
>those photos of miley twerkin'
>hrnnnnnnnnnng
handmade almond milk
#manbun
#yodellinginyodacostume

>>9763778
Didnt find anything on caffeine modulation but it does appear to work best together.
Also it seems like you're under the false assumption thay coffee only containes caffeine and nothing else while being biased towards tea.
Ergo opinion discarded.

>>9763861
>no pu erh
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Loose leaf tea with food or alone

Coffee with cigs

>>9763997
energy drinks are like $3 ea here
you can get 2 for $4, but not nos

Powdered black tea extracted in an espresso machine

>>9762940
Cham
/thread

>>9766999
coffee is ground up beans in hot water, what the fuck are you on about