/fa/ confessions: thank fuck we're anon edition

I wear expensive clothing to make up for the fact that I don't know how to dress properly.

File: tumblr_nmm9quxSiG1tiwvsgo1_1280.png (339KB, 700x1000px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 700x1000px

my main fashion inspiration is patti smith and i'm a 6'2 male

>>9759474
literally who

File: s.jpg (2MB, 1836x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1836x3264px

my ideal girl is a tomboyish one with short-medium hair who isn't full dyke and still wears skirts and feminine clothing

this girl does not exist

so I've begun to project my ideal onto myself and am growing my hair to be girl-length(long hair for a guy but is short for a girl)

it is very unhealthy

kill me

I've considered killing myself on multiple occassions because of the fact that I'm 5'3.

File: 219wa5x.gif (353KB, 380x214px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 380x214px

>>9759500
get some eyelid tape and trim up your eyebrows. You have a while before you can be kawaii like this bish here.

File: tumblr_nm59y5mvp51s05xfso1_1280.jpg (95KB, 853x1280px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 853x1280px

>>9759451
>this is the kind of person who calls me ugly
>this is the kind of person who calls me mtf
>this is the kind of person who calls me a boy

you're anorexic (mental disorder)
poor (shop at f21 clearance rack)
unsatisfied with your life (unhappy, empty void)

i'm mentally stable and i am satisfied with my appearance
i don't have to worry about money
i've been lucky enough to have had many great experiences in my life, and i'm on my path to success

hahaha i can see why you're jealous, bitch

i like retarded fuccboi hypebest shit like pyrex, been trill, hba, etc.

>>9759515

I just have a fetish for running my hands through my ideal girl's hair.

I don't want to be my ideal girl. At maximum I am going for an androgynous look.

>>9759451
>I hate receded jaws
>mfw I realise I only have a jawline because my posture is slouched
HOW TO DEAL WITH THESE FEELS :S

tha fuck is wrong with you people

>>9759521
whatever ree, that fake ass picture you're borrowing is cute but we know it's not you because you're a fucking man.

btw you can stop posting female zac efron too, you'll never be her until you lose the dick you fuckboy.

>>9759460
nice

File: tumblr_nmebw2wn381s05xfso1_500.jpg (59KB, 402x604px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 402x604px

>>9759535
great memes gurl, i have not heard those before

why don't you try the one where i'm actually pigfuck?
or the one where i'm chuck's sister, who has never even been to canada?
or the one where i'm an mtf sloth?

>2015
>posting cara delememe
>being a basic bitch
etc.

you can cyberbully all you want, but that doesn't stop you from being an ugly, jealous, anorexic, lonely bitch

hahaha

>>9759524
know your trut

File: andrej.jpg (205KB, 1000x764px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 1000x764px

>>9759544
> cyberbulling
> having to prove yourself to an angry binge eating anorexic with your unspecified successes
is this your first fucking day on the internet or something? btw pigfuck sounds like a nobody, i have know clue that is the mtf doth protest too much tho

> taking you seriously when you post coked out cara
do you like her because she shows that hard faced women can make it in fashion? at least stan for someone qt in your community cunt

File: weak.png (119KB, 313x621px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 313x621px

>>9759524
hba is actually fine

instantly recognizable brand language, stands out enough that you'll stand out in any crowd, but versatile enough that it can appeal to a larger crowd than more niche designer brands

effectively bridges the gap between streetwear and high fashion, fills the need for "casual luxury" which is a growing trend

if you look at hba from an artistic perspective, it's admittedly not the most fashion-forward label in the world, as most of the concepts it uses have been seen before. however, it uses these concepts in an innovative way to explore concepts of power, gender, societal norms etc. (examples: 69, atomic bomb...)

with garbage like pyrex and been trill where they simply slap a (ugly) logo onto some gildan shorts, i absolutely get why people hate them

but hba is honestly a decent label

people on /fa/ wear a lot worse

>>9759521
I'm none of those three things and I still find you insufferable. You repel a wide and varied range of people.

File: tumblr_nmebohCJnp1s05xfso1_500.jpg (55KB, 402x604px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 402x604px

>>9759566
hey, i'm sorry i was rude to you (actually)

i really suggest you seek therapy/counselling

putting people down on the internet won't really help with your quality of life, and you're just prolonging the problem. it won't make you any happier

the reason i'm saying this is that you feel unsatisfied with your life, based on what you wrote here: >>9759451

and i feel you could easily be happier with your life, if you were to stop pushing your frustrations onto strangers on the internet

>>9759591
And yet you posted here three times. Stop trying to be seen, ffs.

i kind of enjoy being sad because it makes feeling happy that much better

i watch un/fa/ anime

>>9759583
>>9759577
>>9759544
>>9759521
>i'm mentally stable and i am satisfied with my appearance
you're a newfag that posts 24/7 on this cesspool. how can you honestly say that you're mentally stable?

not to mention that you're a teenage boy pretending to be a teenage girl on the internet

>>9759583
>putting people down on the internet won't really help with your quality of life

oh fuck, LOL

>>9759855
hehe

File: 1427585995766.jpg (369KB, 1296x968px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 1296x968px

>>9759734
>>9759855
dont hate me cuz you aint me

>>9759861

kill all americans

File: H1dZ0C4.jpg (105KB, 483x640px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 483x640px

>I just cut my own hair
>I fell for the bait
>It looks like shit
>I'm telling myself I'm going to make it
>I hope no one bullies me

>>9759876
>bullies

i thought that shit stopped after middle school for most people

>>9759886

no when you're around

and you're always around

>>9759886
We bully people all of the time on /fa/.

File: image.jpg (40KB, 500x461px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 500x461px

>>9759500
Bro I'm the same. I'm straight but love male aesthetics. So girls with boyish features is like my ideal. But I'm not projecting it onto myself, just remaining single for as long as my adult life lasts until I find such a female, I've only known two you described in my life, and both have boyfriends.

File: 1429451452499.jpg (33KB, 299x288px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 299x288px

>googled "how to be bulimic" the other day

god damn it /fa/

when i change the oil in my car, instead of going to a collection spot, waiting in line, lugging a thing of dirty motor oil and paying the collection fee

i just pour it into a bag of kitty litter

then pour the entire bag into the storm drain outside.

------------

when kids ask me to buy beer i take their money, buy gas with it then inform the attendant that they're attempting to purchase alcohol and give them my number in case the police need someone to file a report.

--------------------

I once asked my high school bully out to a date, drove from my home town south, to the gas lamp in san diego ~50 miles

told her to get whatever she wanted, of course she gets 2 of the most expensive items on the menu.

told her i was heading to the bathroom and drove home

she wrote a nasty facebook message to me some od years later informing me that she was getting married to "twice the man i'll ever be"

>>9759577
You can keep that

>>9760001
>Thank fuck we're anon edition

You're such a pathetic person Sieg. Your highschool bully was a girl? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>9760037
kind of, she'd spread rumors about me or tell other women i said shit that i didn't and had a bunch of random ass hate from people for shit i never did/said

hate mail + hate comments + people used to key my car etc

>>9759500
>>9759927
You're gay. Come out of the closet, you'll be happier.

File: image.jpg (40KB, 608x340px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 608x340px

I have no friends

>>9759577
>>9759524
i can see why some people like hba. imo pyrex has a couple of good (albeit overpriced for what they are) pieces. been trill however is pure trash

>>9760001
I love you.

>>9760001
when i change the oil in my car, instead of going to a collection spot, waiting in line, lugging a thing of dirty motor oil and paying the collection fee

i just pour it into a bag of kitty litter

then pour the entire bag into the storm drain outside.

I park outside on the street, so when I do an oil change I just park over the storm drain and let it pour into there, then take a bucket or two of soapy water and try to rinse the rest of it off. having to drain it into a pan, then pouring that into a container and driving it to the auto parts store (we don't have to pay a fee to return oil in michigan) is too much of a hassle

>"twice the man i'll ever be"
did he weigh 600 pounds?

I dropped the idea of falling in love or having sex ages ago.

I like fashion and i like dressing myself as an extension of my personality even if i have a weird face.

I still live with my mom and dad at 24 years old because my city is ranked at the first place in the lack ouf habitation chart, there's literally nothing left and everyhing is ridiculously expensive.

I lift for lifting because i have enough free time and i want to stay slim, but i don't expect any gains as i'm not dedicated enough to do such a dumb activity all the time.

I'm still fighting against acne.

I was still growing up at 20 years old, and i end up being 6'4 now.

I dislike ordering clothes on internet because for me the importance of trying them out before is capital.

I dislike jews and what they're throwing at us on a daily basis.

>>9760436
>I dropped the idea of falling in love or having sex ages ago.
why?

>>9760462

Weird face, plus no practice in 24 years of life which means it's basically over for me. But no self-loathing here, it's the kind of thing you accept after a while since it takes a lot of weight off your shoulders.

>>9760482
u should loathe yourself anti semite scum

>>9760482
self-fulfilling prophecy

>>9760492

Sorry schlomo, it won't happen.

>I still pick my nose and eat it
>I sometimes wipe it on my sik fits

help

File: mountainblade8.png (317KB, 380x594px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 380x594px

I don't care about fashion I just want mount and blade to be good again

>>9759861
I like the pic. And to think that shills think Apple products are fashionable.

>>9760482
Go to a bar, observe how ppl pick up girls
Copy what they do, pick up a girl
Watch some good porn, preferably amateur, no big budget shit, and figure out how 2 do the sex
Do the sex with the grill
If it goes badly just claim that u had too much to drink, it doesnt fucking matter because you'll never see her again.
The same goes for relationships, just imitate what you see
Imitation will get you through so much shit in life. Im 18, had a fucked up abusive childhood where I had no opportunities to develop normal social skills like other kids. When I was sixteen, after a botched suicide attempt, i decided I wanted to stop being a loser, so I started observing normies. By imitating what they did and adding my little spin to it I was able to go from permavirgin to eccentric normiegod with hella hoes
Its never too late man dont give up

>>9760550

This shit only worked because you don't have a fucked up face mate.

>>9760568
How fucked up is ur face

>>9759928
dont be bulimic, it fucks up your teeth, skin and throat beyond repair.
just have smaller food portions, cut carbs, drink more water, eat fruit and veg and a little bit of nuts. losing weight is very simple and this way your skin, hair and general weightloss will look wholesome

i'm so narcissistic i think i've operationalized narcissism and made it constructive

>>9760568
Just get some plastic surgery in sk if its that big of an issue

>>9759500
think there's something with your nose

>>9759451
I eat because im lonely
iv done everything i could for the girl of my dreams, the only explanation why she doesnt like me is because im ugly
i am essentially a gay friend to the majority of girls i hang out with at my uni
I started at my uni with loads of confidence, and because "she" doesnt like me, i lost my confidence

I never been on a date and this girl I want to go out with asked me to go to a movie with her and I have no idea what to do. I already said yes but idek if it's a date. I been thinking about it a lot. Should I asked her to see another movie? Should I take her out to eat and catch up?

>>9760579

Long ass nose and recessed chin. I basically look like a mixture between a rat and a bat from profile. Hopefully my traits are masculine, but these two features alone are enough to give me instant bad vibes. People are telling me i look like a killer or a russian gopniki, whatever.

Add that with a round upper back, same as my mom thanks to genetics, and the end result is nothing to be proud of.

It's just how it is, i'm ok with that now.

>>9760436
it looks like your over-reacting mate. 24 is not too late start having sex, there isn't a lot to it, you could defiantly bluff your way through it after watching a bit of porn and having a positive attitude.
also living at home at 24 is nothing too bad, its not ideal for sure but nothing to be embarrassed about. Also its never impossible to move out, go to the poor suburbs, work more hours ect. others find a place to live in your city who are worse off then you are.
Your face might be odd, but its not like thats the only thing people judge you on. not everyone is so superficial to the extent that your portraying them to be.
>lifting...not expecting gains
lifting is good but if you do something do it well try for gains, if its a stupid activity why bother doing it at all? if its worth doing its worth doing well.
>acne
unavoidable in some cases but if its still an issue do something about it. change your diet, exicise patterns, washing patterns or get medication if its holding you back

You seem to be making so many excuses for what you perceive to be your shit life. you've blamed your age,face,living expenses,lifting culture, acne, hight and jews for your own life, take some initiative and responsibility or do you have an excuse for that too? your so negative and pathetic it's poisonous. maybe you should seek counselling or at least try to fix your problems and be more positive

i swear the feeling of putting on a nice outfit and dressing well keeps me alive sometimes

>>9759876
What bait? There's a lot of people that cut their own hair and it looks good, you just fucked up.

File: 1428211383855.png (520KB, 463x537px) Image search: [Google]

520KB, 463x537px

>>9760504
Help me too, please. Same problem.

>>9760648

I'm not making excuses. Except for sex and love but you know damn well these two factors have a lot to do with your atractiveness.

Don't think i'm not doing anything towards my situation though, i'm doing everything i currently can, i just have to handle a lot of shit at the same time, so things are harder that they would be for someone else.

Anyway.

>Your face might be odd, but its not like thats the only thing people judge you on. not everyone is so superficial to the extent that your portraying them to be.

True in a general and global way, but intimate relationships works in an absolute different way.

>ifting is good but if you do something do it well try for gains, if its a stupid activity why bother doing it at all? if its worth doing its worth doing well.

I'm actually tricking myself. If i don't expect gains, and i still got some, i will be happy because i didn't expected them in the first place. If i don't get gains, i won't be disappointed, as i don't expect any in the first place. It's just a way for me to not be disappointed AGAIN, since i have enough of that shit to deal with.

>unavoidable in some cases but if its still an issue do something about it. change your diet, exicise patterns, washing patterns or get medication if its holding you back

It's not so easy. As i said before i'm pro-active towards my situation, i take Accutane since two years and i put a lot of shit on my face to clean the thing out, but even then it's not totally enough as i have to deal with the scars now.

Bad acne isn't a thing you have much impact on, contrary to popular beliefs. Extremely frustrating situation.

All in all i'm not making excuses or blaming anyone. I'm just in a situation where things are how they are, and i'm doing what i can. That's it. It's enough for me, but it seems it's not enough for the outside world and that's the point i'm trying to make.

>>9760635
Just take that russian killer look and run with it if u dont want plastic surgery
Keep working out, dress more in line with ur looks, maybe get some tatoos if you want to go all out.
You're obviously not okay or happy how you are now, you're resigned to it. 24 is far too young to resign yourself to anything really

File: steve-mcqueen.png (920KB, 1220x764px) Image search: [Google]

920KB, 1220x764px

I think the 50-60s were the absolute best time for clothes/style outside of the hippie garbage and continue to emulate that in my wardrobe

>>9760550

>Bullied due to my weight my entire life.
>Be 236 lbs.
>Try to kill myself at 18.
>Didn't work.
>Savagely depressed. Lie and smile to my family and friends because I just cannot/still cannot deal with how they all stare at me.
>Completely die inside - lost all will to do anything. Nearly bombed out of college first sem. >Gave up video games, anime, anything.
>Would just lie in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fell asleep again.
>Started to browse /fit/ & /fa/
>Fast forward.
>24, 170 lbs. Live on my own.
>Develop massive trust issues due to all the people who treated me like shit suddenly stop after my suicide attempt at 18.
>Manage to talk to girls, have a few friends that aren't really friends.
>V-card lost to qt who wants nothing to do with me now.
>Mimic normal people as much as possible.
>Even have a notebook to jot down notes during subway rides every morning of just regular human interaction.
>Thoroughly convinced that I'm going to die alone.
>Despite it all, I just can't help but fucking buy nice clothes and smile every now and then.

tl;dr - this shitty human mask I'm wearing is tearing at the fucking seams. I hide behind Damir Doma and RO shit but I just don't know what the fuck I actually want to do with my life.

Is this all there is? Working, free time, eat, sleep.

Until we fucking die?

>i have no idea what op is saying
>op is always a faggot
>op's taste is shit
>i dont have to confess anything because im real to myself
>i want op to kill himself

>>9760550
Bitchors, enough with that shit. Watch on YouTube "First World Problems". And then, watch it again.
About "copy paste" shit- that's self defense work only to the point. There is a side affects:bitchiness, mood and face twists, cunts, fake people, trust issues. Well, going " cunt" is the most common side effect.
I am an artist and I ACT, not coping. The change of term doesn't really change the meaning much, but it's makes retards think they are different. Acting for me is essential. People like to feel important and they bored. Bread they have. At least crumbs.
Another thing what helps is to make the projects out of your complains.
And be a man.

>>9759583
You are digging yourself in a hole ree. Especially when you are the one who shit talks and tries put the most people down on this board. I thought you were turning a new leaf and getting better, but I was so wrong.

>>9760944
That's pretty much what is say, but in "cunt language", so they know only one. >>9760961

>>9760372
Same

i intentionally dress preppy to move on from the fact that i use to be a creepy scene kid in high school. also to compensate the fact that I lack the confidence to start a conversation with girls

I chemically straighten my hair

im proud of being 6'1 and 130lb

i feel like i have a staring problem therefore i'm always wearing sunglasses

I tend to look like a douche

I'm actually an ex onani member, and Im using a keyboard to navigate my mouse because my mouse broke this morning. :)

>>9761044
6'1 130lb.

Holy shit dude that's just unhealthy. I mean seriously.

tfw bulimic and no longer underweight so you feel like your being sad is no longer accompanied by being skinny so you're not even good at anything anymore

>>9761068
fuck i hate when that happens
are you using the number pad?

also what was onani gang like

>>9761348
Hey anon, i'm sure you're good at lots of things. I wish you luck in recovering from your eating disorder, you can do it.

>i browse /fa/ but I'm everything /fa/ hates
>I dress in loose basketball/street clothes because I think they represent who I am
>I think all you fags are horrible dickriders who mainly follow fads, but still think you are better than everybody else
also /fa/ is a really toxic board, if you don't conform to the three flvors og the year you are called out

>>9761394
post in waywts, bet u have good fits

>>9760001
What high school did you go to? I'm from north county sd.

>>9761352
I never got onani gang, what was it?

>18
>graduating HS in 5 weeks
>top 10% of class
>going to awesome school known for parties/ beach
>learning to surf
>very in love with 18 yr old 8/10 Scandinavian gf
>had sex 7 times last week
>parents rich enough to pay for all of college, no debt for me
>good at everything
>attractive, tall, smart, skinny, rich, talented
>amazing successful family
>this isn't your average normie life
>this is
>advanced normie
Don't know what'll happen to gf and I when I leave for college. I don't dress very fa and I'm anxious that my next haircut will go how I want. Besides that life is great. I hope all you sadbois get there one day
>spoiler alert: fashion isn't the way

>>9761575
> look ma, I posted it again!

>>9761575
show body

>>9761528
It's an online autism support community :~)

>>9761575

UCSB?

If so, congrats bro, I'm just about graduate and am super bumme to leave. Beautiful So Cal pussy literally falls in your lap here, plus we're all rich as fuck.

Btdubs, drop the gf once you go to school. I had a long distance gf for the first 6 months in the dorms and I can't express how much regret I feel for missing out on freshman pussy for half a year

>>9760001

>getting bullied by a girl

goddamn you are pathetic

>>9761638
Don't be a fucking pig.

Although, it will be rough to maintain your relationship long distance and you will likely cheat on her.

>>9759521
you are a boy tho...
whats the point in pretending you arent?

I want to be preppy and trad but I'm black and know its not possible.

Fuck will I try though.

>>9760885
Pretty much, if you're stuck viewing life that way.
Try drugs.

>>9761044
Please eat food.

>>9761669

Lol how am I a pig, dude? I just want him to maximize his time at an amazing school and having some ldr bitch texting you while you're hanging out with other chicks is a sure negative

>>9761044
Eat. Food. Need Nutrients.

>>9760745

This fit would still look normal today.

>short as fuck, okay looking face

>anorexic/bulimic

>never want wear nice fits because it makes it seem like i'm overcompensating for my height and ugliness

just kill me

>>9760885

Life is way better than that, you're just unlucky lol. Try being handsome and confident

>>9761575

Fuck you faggot. Fuck you for your rich parents. I could have gone to UCSB but poor.

>>9761720

How short and ugly are you? Be honest ,I'll try to help.

>>9761731

Lol, what? Poor people go to UCSB. It's no more expensive than UCLA or Berkeley. Btw I fucked a girl in the ass in my second semester at UCSB as a freshman. I've done it with her three times since and with two other girls once each. You suck lol

>6'3"
>white
>/fit/
>been called handsome by random chicks all my life
>just lost my shitty min wage job at 22 for arguing with dickhead Manley supervisor
>about to start dental school in San Francisco

couldbeworse.jpg

>>9761787
*manlet

Lol autocorrect

>>9761733
I'm 5'8"

honestly I'm between average and ugly, I have p nice cheekbones and jawline but I have asymmetrical eyes and a receding hairline and a pointy chin
+ big forehead

>>9761352
Yeah im using the num pad, and its like /fa/ behind the scenes i guess?

>>9761605
yeah its also exactly what ree says it is
>>9761352
>>9761528

>>9761799

5'8" could be worse. I'm 5'10" and I've had pretty decent luck with chicks. Just wear some thicker soled shoes if it bugs you and stop focusing on what's wrong with you. I'm sure you look fine

>>9759451
I got btfo in the "I wasn't asking for your favorite drink" thread

>>9761979
I was the same fagged so much that thread. Like as soon as the timer expired I would post again.

>>9761807

Stfu

>was always the weird kid growing up
>hyperactive and ugly but somehow still managed to make some friends
>hid behind obnoxious behavior and rolled with a number of bad children
>grew up and put myself in self imposed isolation
>cut all friendships based on assumed toxicivity
What I was left with was this

>little to no social skills
>deep paranoia
>no trust in anyone
>self loathing and suicidal tendencies
>ugly and skinny af

B-but at least I dress good r-right /fa/

>>9762030

You have mild to moderate schizotypal personality disorder. You will never be normal

>>9759500
Like every other beta nerds ideal girl.

PROTIP: She exists, but fucks Chads.

PROTIP: You are not Chad.

My confession: I'm balding and taking a lot of drugs to prevent balding. I also paint my head with Toppik to cover receding temples.

>>9759509
>5'3''
>5'3''
>5'
>fucking
>3''
LOOOOOL.

Why haven't you killed yourself already? WTF are you doing at /fa/? It's 6 feet + only here.

>>9762030
sup twin

>>9762096

>Tfw your name is Chad and you're a 5'6" and balding skinnyfat blonde drug addict

Kill me

>>9762096
i can smell the /r9k/ on this post

>>9762125
And?

>>9762137

And you're a pathetic balding cuck. Kill yourself, bottomfeeder

>>9762065
Thanks for the diagnosis dr. /fa/

>>9762137
i have a friend who is a literal neckbeard who plays j-rpgs all day, listens to thrash metal, overweight, and he fucks 10/10s all the time

what does he do? what magic trick does he have?

he fucking talks to girls

just talk to girls you sperglord

File: 1424177941599.jpg (55KB, 500x700px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 500x700px

>I suck in my cheeks and clench my jaw in public almost all the time
>I thought this was the adderall, but really I am just self conscious
>I obsess about being half Indian and hate myself for it, which translates into subtle racism against other brown people.
>I hate tryhards ( people who dress dadcore and dress business casual for no reason), but I really spend hundreds of dollars on black jeans and white T-Shirts.
>I'm hyper-judgmental for no real particular reason, I thought I was insecure, but I think I just hate people.

>>9759451
My only goal in life is to be either sucessfull/rich or a famous model so i can get the attention and approval i've never gotten.

Also shit on every girl that i knew before that goes for me after i become sucessfull/famous

>>9762175
Know that jaw clench feel do it all the time.

also i really feel for you being indian it really is a bottom tier country in p much every way

Captcha:vinst

>>9762176
Literally the same.

I want to be super rich and indulge my laziness. Just be completely unhinged because I fucking can.

I would also just fuck all the sluts I always wanted to shitting on them is petty I want to fuck them hard as fuck to show them what they missed and throw them to the curb

>>9762195
>>9762175
i'm a white indophile and these posts make me sad

>>9761638
I knew someone would guess the school lol. I'm super pumped, and yes I'm most likely dumping gf after the first quarter or so. We'll def keep in contact and still be best friends. Where did you dorm freshman year?

>>9762176
>>9762276
that'd be nice as well. most of my absent-mindness is occupied by images of me driving a new model Porsche Boxster wearing a slim-fit sports jacket with designer sunglasses by the beach...

>>9761311
besides depression, i haven't really had an issues

I have a bad habit of pissing in my own sink and i don't know why

I brush my teeth 3 times a day, shower twice a day, clean my house everyday and have broken down at least twice over the sight of a stain on clothing. Everything about me is totally clean and I have no idea why i piss in my own sink. I've done it in public bathrooms and on door handles too.

>>9762314
im also skinny as shit 145 6.3 stay in there dont let people make u feel bad about your body

>>9760885
You have the social notebook too, huh? I started when I was nine, up to about thirteen books completed, 'cause I've slowed down on writing.

I don't even come on /fa/, I just look now and again to see how this vapid board continues to exist.

>>9762339
thanks bro. they couldn't make me feel bad even if they tried

>tall, white, cute male
>bullied as a kid for being fat and acting feminine
>now 18, 6'3, 140lbs
>constantly have money, doing better than everybody that bullied me
>still have trust issues and subconcious lack of confidence
>I go in an out of depression and sucidal thoughts / attempts
>use girls for sex so they can't ditch me first
>finally find a girl that likes me, and I like her
>I used to go to therapy for histrionic personality disorder
>I feel as if things are looking up
>I've found a girl that challenges me, and makes me feel calm and down to earth

8 months ago i came so close to ending it all, now I have a great job, great friends and a girl that makes me feel happy.

I want to thank this page for getting me through terrible times, im being serious. Whenever I was down I came on here because you fuckups make me smile, thank you, friends, if it ever gets bad just remember that somebody out there loves you

>>9762429
showing emotion isn't effay. fuck off this board

>>9759451
I am overweight, and I desperately try and dress well to make up for my physical appearance

I like being a victim because I hate being rejected in life.

I probably developed some narcissistic tendencies and didn't have the fortitude to keep a friend or make a friend.

I'm 25 lbs overweight and I hate myself for it even though I'm a mesomorph and could drop this weight in a month. I like binge eating but I hate how I feel afterwards so I'd rather starve now.

>>9762429
extremely lame blog post

>>9760550
I've been there and done that, life is a cliche, why can't I be left alone with my niche hobbies that just happen to involve some fat guy half way around the world laughing with me

>>9762447
Im just letting it out before I want to kill myself again

>>9761044
>staring problem so I wear sunglasses
I have a fucked eye and you've just helped me hide it, thanks anon

>>9759451
>I'm 22 and still a virgin
>I'm moderately attractive but I will never have a meaningful relationship due to social autism
>No matter how much weight I lose I always feel fat
>No matter what I do, I will never have a positive self-image

>>9762758
watch nightcrawler. let it seep in

>>9759500
>tfw you're becoming your own girlfriend
Genius

>I like to buy clothes even though I'm a NEET and barely ever leave my home
>I want white hair
>I wish it was socially acceptable for guys to wear leggings
they're just so comfy, and leggings with a long shirt looks so good

>>9762545
Willing to bet you cant drop the weight in a month you just say that shit to justify shit habits.

Nut up. Go alpha as fuck.

>>9762962
Fucking faggots these days.

>>9762979
Food is the only thing in my life that I can count on. I'm starting to hate the sensation of being full though. Still not committed to the weight loss.

>>9760885
Yeah, find something you value in your free time
and stop being conditioned to think a fatpension is lifes goal

>>9762962
koishi

>>9761394
some of /fa/
i mean don't listen to the newbs,

>>9761394
stop browsing then

>>9759876
No bait, dude, you've just never cut hair before im sure. Don't expect yourself to be perfect at something the first time you do it.

I'm too afraid to ask women out on dates.

I can tell women are into me, but I'm so crippled by the fear of rejection that I don't even try.

It would feel so good just to hear them say something along the lines of "I have a boyfriend" so I'd stop wasting my time fantasizing, I just can't bring myself to it though.

this perfecy girl started coming to my gym. Absolutely stunning, the most beautiful woman I have ever saw, short hair, 5'9" 110lbs, perfectly proportioned.

So fucking tired of being alone, next time I see her I'm going to just fucking go for it.

wish me luck /fa/

>>9763945
good luck anon

you have my blessing now

you can't pussy out anymore

File: photogenic-bjj-guy.jpg (64KB, 812x649px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 812x649px

I was in this thread >>9763284
and wanted to know if BJJ is effay

>faggots wrestling in the ground

I consider that is the most effay martial art/ contact sport

>>9763961
ignore. was trying to make a thread, I failed.

>>9763954
you will never understand how much that means to me rexy.

I'll make you proud.

>>9761348
fellow bulimic here. I've been feeling bloated and gross lately, and I feel too worthless to buy nice clothes since i've gained too much weight.

I'm just waiting death at this point and trying to figure out life.

>>9761720
You should just wear nice clothes, anon. That's what i learned in therapy because otherwise you're just punishing yourself and fueling your ED.

I used to only wear black, grey, and navy; and I felt much better when i started to allow myself to wear nicer clothes.

File: pppink.png (22KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 645x773px

>>9759583
Man I'm happy your a boy, because if you were a lonely ugly girl that does nothing but post on this online Japanese pottery barn magazine all day I would be sorta sad, I mean hell I think I'd kill myself if I were you. But your a boy right? So its fine, your just one of the hundreds of other losers with bipolar disorders and large collections of pictures of people and cartoons making faces right? Good thing you really are a boy right? I can't wait until you make your last post, and I think we booth know it's sooner rather then later.
>ambassador
>using a name on an anonymous board to grab attention as you spiral through bipolar emotions while shit posting like thousands of nobodies before you
>nothing will become of you
>you do not matter
>no body cares
>you seriously make me sad thinking of someone posting as much as you do

>>9761575

this sounds like an existential crisis waiting to happen. That might sound bitter to you, but most of the people I know who were really happy/successful at the end of high school are getting mindfucked by the real world right now. Us sadbois know how to roll with the punches.

I post anon like 60% of the time

>>9759451
Lucky for you, ADHD drug Vyvanse is now marketed as a treatment drug for binge eating disorder. If you want to find out how to get a Dx and an Rx to match, just check out the website that Vyvanse's developers bought and created for binge eating disorder awareness. It'll tell you exactly how to find a doctor willing to help you with your disorder*
https://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/questions-to-ask.aspx

>>9761669
protip: if your "long distance boyfriend" attends america's top rated party school and lowest ranking UC

chances are he's fucking around on you

>>9759634
>i kind of enjoy being sad because it makes feeling happy that much better

Wow, that's oddly inspiring.

>>9760359
not him, but I recently discovered that my affection for girls with short hair is probably rooted back to ghost's demi moore. she was stunning there and it struck me when I was a child.

File: gq-6_025.png (262KB, 800x1190px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 800x1190px

>I layer clothes and wear light jackets in most weather
>I exclusively wear 527's
>don't much care about most modern fashion trends
>it all looks like Chris Brown and Justin Bieber clothing to me
>I accidentally killed my gerbil today
>was a gift from ex, didn't want him much, but he was a gentle animal
>feels weird seeing an empty cage now
>miss the little fucker
>rest in peace, Mingus

The Emperor's New groove is a better movie than most movies to come out of Disney in the last decade.

I've never had ketchup or mustard. Nor do I plan to.

>>9764353
I meant that last part as a joke because it's pretty awful it is to promote awareness of a disorder to push prescription drug use. Please don't take a stimulant to treat a disorder you're not sure you have. If you do have an eating disorder, I hope you can get help, maybe in the form of talk therapy or counselling? If the drug will work for you, you can try it too. I just don't think it should always be a first course of action

>>9764405
>bootcut jeans
are you an elephant because that's the only creature I can see those complementing

>I'm upper middle class and almost all my clothing is thrifted
>I wear a bright yellow The Hundreds jacket despite it looking like shit on white people
>I dig supreme
>my room has mounds of clothing on the floor
>I'm an evil tumblrina sjw
>I sometimes wear beanies in 70 degree weather

>>9764405
aw thats sad rip lil guy

File: 2011-06-08-Game-Of-Groans.jpg (372KB, 900x1165px) Image search: [Google]

372KB, 900x1165px

>>9764428

The fit is comfortable and I have long legs.

I had to wear hand-me-down Wranglers as a kid and was made fun of for it. So, I prefer to wear pants that drape over my shoes a bit.

I never got into the look of boots worn with skinny jeans.

>>9764456

Thanks. I can take care of dogs and cats..just not tiny animals. I'm always afraid of scaring them or losing them.

I feel like fucking Lenny.

>>9764360
Lowest ranking good lord
Berkeley>UCLA>SD>Davis=SB>Irvine>Santa Cruz>Riverside>Merced

>>9764547
>>9764360
Got me too mad

File: image.jpg (296KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

296KB, 1536x2048px

>>9764559

File: 1402717773344.jpg (42KB, 495x636px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 495x636px

>>9759500
I feel you, anon

>didn't care about fashion, wear generic emo grill clothes, have really long hair for most of life
>have first relationship with a confident but narcissistic and cocky androgynous girl who's attractive as fuck, but realtionship is long-distance
>all her fits are perfect
>completely worship and idolize her
>develop an interest in fashion and take a lot of inspo from her, partially because I want to impress her
>ohgodshe'sperfectican'tbelievethisishappeningtome
>fuck things up
>turns out romantic feelings weren't mutual
>shit gets messy
>have a really bad breakup, completely cut off from her
my depression became worse, and ever since then I've been trying to emulate and project her onto myself, I cut my hair really short, and now most of my wardrobe is androgynous

projecting elements of what I consider ideal (i.e. her) actually makes me feel better and more confident about myself, at least appearance-wise. but at the same time I've become more lethargic and unsociable overall
>tfw borderline NEET
b-but hey, at least I'm skinny and moderately attractive, right /fa/?

>>9764634
>at least I'm skinny and moderately attractive

I wouldn't be too sure about the latter

>>9762758
Diet properly, workout, get good at something, realize everybody is lame and that there's an exchange of stimuli between what your body does and what your mind thinks. Start smiling, talk, don't over-think.
Write down your thoughts and analyze them, then summarize, assimilate and forget.

Think of yourself as a machine, know that your mind has a physiology and learn to recognize when you're not working as you should, don't take decisions when depressed, don't take your emotions too seriously, etc.

Emulate people that are confident. Look up the subject, look up rsdtyler and elliott hulse on youtube, filter and pick up what you need. Once you realize that you can set the tone of your relations, it turns easier.

I deal with anorexia myself..

>>9764640
You sound like you smell really bad :^)

>>9761575
ucsb is great. parties literally everywhere, beautiful people everywhere, easy to get around, and amazing weather.

my advice as a 3rd year - the party and bro culture in ucsb gets tiring very fucking quickly. it's good to not overdo it your freshman year; have a good balance of studying and partying. i know quite a few people that dropped out because of their shit grades and lack of self control.

dump your gf, i'll save you the time and regret and say you two most likely aren't going to last. and most importantly wrap that shit up, stds are real as fuck here.

>21 yo 5'11 White Male
>135lbs but still working in gains
>Was a manager for a finance but got demoted. I quit and no work part-time for my dad's business.
>Called handsome on a normal basis (thank you jawline)
>Have no problems talking to girls or making friends.

For some reason though, I'm constantly seeking other people's approval and am generally a sad person. Was seeing a 10/10 asian/white girl that graduated from UCLA and comes from a millionaire family. She recently told me I'm depressing to be around and blocked me on all social media and won't return calls/ttexts. I spent 2 days crying in bed...

>>9760031
lel

>I have mental illnesses!

Congrats?

These threads always make me feel better about myself.

>>9759451
>I lust for basic looking white bitches (not even ana ones; slightly chub ones!)
>I shop at H&M sometimes
>I bought an Apple Watch
>I wore a Pebble (plastic edition) for 6+ months
>I own a NorthFace
>I own Doc Martin creepers
> I have stretched ear lobes

I'm really happy being a basic bitch and I can't wait until I'm 30 and I can embrace dadcore until Death finally drags me into hell by my chunky green sweatervest.

>I'm 5'5, somewhat chubby, and I am a waiter.
>I own a lot of Supreme and Raf Simons but that's about it
>I play a lot of video games and like rap music

I give people fashion advice all the time on here and many take it with gratitude.

>>9764758
>dump your gf, i'll save you the time and regret and say you two most likely aren't going to last
This. I know how hard it can be to do - much easier said than done, but trying to maintain a long distance relationship is not cool, and it's 100x worse in a college setting.
I've seen tons of college long distance relationships and they almost always end up in hell. College isn't the time for serious relationships. It's a good time to enjoy casual dating and learning about women.
Trust me on this, you will see plenty of relationship drama and if you pay enough attention youll notice how predicatable it gets.

>>9759500
wow u just described me.

i try to dress nice like all these girls on here
http://death-by-elocution.tumblr.com/

but end up looking like a tom boy/lesbo so i balance it out by wearing skirts and tops from brandy melvillie so ppl still know im straight :(

im scared people will think im gay cause i always wear sneakers and basic looking clothing :/

File: 1426468863865.png (63KB, 367x202px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 367x202px

Sometimes I pretend to know more than I really do, or exaggerate past experiences(I don't much anymore because I actually have good ones now)

I lie about weed giving me headaches because I really just don't want to bother with it

I've lost 20+ lbs and am now 6'0 and 160 or 155 or less i havent check in ages. And somedays I dont eat, but I still feel fat

Im probably a huge sperg and act like a fucking moron sometimes

my girlfriend being feminist gets under my skin at times, i support equality, i don't support feminism.

I wish I was good at something. Im just so bland as a person it feels like.

Sometimes I feel like I had more friends when I was a fucking prick

I dont know how to sew

I probably look like shit

I can't pronounce some designers

I dont always brush my teeth

I wish i just had friends. Its been 2 years in university and I've made 1 friend.

I like bigroom EDM and pop,

I dont know what else, these are my insecurities that are spewing this out into text

>>9760507
YES YES YES.
Mount and Blade will never be good again we just have to deal

>>9765994
>support equality, not feminism
feminism is the movement for equality, it's just the bat-shit crazy women that wants "privileges" that gives it a bad name.

>i don't know how to sew
most people don't
cheer up and pick up a hobby

>>9766030
>it's just the bat-shit crazy women
With anyone in their twenties, it's not so much that they're crazy, but that all the exposure to feminism they've had is the internet, which is pretty terrible all around for academic discourse, so they adopt a version of feminism that reaffirms a lot of the things feminists have spent decades arguing against.

I'm told I should model frequently but I think that the people who tell me so are idiots and I'm socially inept, outside of my customer service personality for my job.

>depressed
>poor
>narcissistic

welcome to /fa/

File: IMAG0849_1.jpg (286KB, 1306x1664px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1306x1664px

>girl who really understood and cared for me stopped loving me
>in and out of depression, don't really care about anything

I want to feel better but I don't know what to do. I can't handle not being with her. I love what I'm studying in university but because of her I don't feel motivated to do anything.

>>9762278
well you should be sad, its not like your race its going to improve in the next 500 years, more like other races are going to get mixed to shit tier like indian and african

>>9764405
how did you kill him?

>>9766048
wow you are such a pussy... dump her, find another one better

>>9766048
I feel you man shit is tough

>>9759451
sounds like me but without the tripfag thing for obvious reasons and i buy on Zara instead of Forever 21

>i have very high standards due to the fact that i dress above avarage and i have a different taste than the regular joe
>i treat people like shit

>>9760722
> Except for sex and love but you know damn well these two factors have a lot to do with your atractiveness.
They actually don't as much as you think, it's about confidence and knowing how to play that game.

you're unhappy because the empty void is your stomach and you lack nutrients

>>9764242
this post is truth

>>9762030
Fuck. This is me. Eerily similar. How do you cope?

>I actively believe in astrology which really fucks me up seeing as I tend to be a skeptical atheists in most metaphysical matters
>addicted to cough syrup and arylcyclohexylamines of all kinds
>actively contribute to the vaporwave/post-internet/corporate aesthetic scenes
>my fashion is, in one phrase, crusty witch house stoner with fur coats
>my role model is michael alig
>I deal DMT
>freshman in college and not prepared for the real world

>>9761394
I just post anyway and take the heat. The bitchbois here can't say anything that would actually put me down. I like me too much. I'm wearing an obey hat atm because I liked the color and would rather wear that than supermeme.

>>9762030
>tfw you ktf

>>9766297
>role model is michael alig but submits self to "vaporwave" tier trends

you have potential, but find jesus please and thank you

File: 531a16558b117d60781fbc4d861f1aef.jpg (21KB, 319x400px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 319x400px

Thanks to /fa/ I'm only attracted to rail-thin girls. Even overweight girls look disgusting to me.

>>9762338
this is fine sinks are like crotch level urinals

>>9762758
Elliott?

>>9768140
>fatphobia is /fa/'s fault

that shit is everywhere man

>>9764959
>> I have stretched ear lobes
that's easily the worst out of all of them
shame on you

>>9759451
when the fuck did Andreja Pejic get tits? God damn now i gotta jerk off to this shemale

>>9762001
EAT SHIT

I make "custom" clothing for myself because
A. It makes me feel important
and
B. I hate going into stores and buying clothes because I'm 311 lbs and omg even if they have a big and tall section everyone just stares at you and I fucking hate it.

I crossdress when I get depressed about my weight because if Ican't be handsome, I can damn sure be pretty in my own house!

My mom cuts my hair because everyone else fucks it up every single time so I just have her do it.

>>9760885

Can relate on trust issues and not liking being stared at. Are you shorter or something or come from a really skinny, stupid ass family? Most people I've seen wouldn't even glance at anything below 250, they sound like pricks.

>>9764758
>>9765240
thanks anons, i figured it out. talked to her, we're not breaking up any time soon but come college time i'll be single and ready to mingle. me and gf will remain the best of friends while i crush mad gash

i made the lamy thread

>>9768956
damn thats a bummer
as much as it sucks just run
go late at night and just run
trust me after it feels amazing
lose weight and become confident
just dont make bullshit excuses

>>9768956
Eh, having your mom cut your hair is better than cutting it yourself.

When I was depressed I used to just sit there and shave it or cut it myself

>>9760482
Can I stick my dick up your asshole then

>>9760745
This is hardly a 60's style. Go to a frat and half of the members will be wearing something almost identical to this.

File: 1426307340018.gif (434KB, 256x200px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 256x200px

Ive had sex with over 20 women in the past 5 years

>>9760745
Does anybody know what shoes these are? They look like converse without the ugly toe cap and side sole.