Fat guy here, I've heard the term "/fa/ diet"

Starve yourself.

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>>9479711

Smoke cigarettes
Drink black coffee
Snort coke/shoot heroin

Google 5:2 diet.
Also find the 2012 horizon documentary called eat fast and live .
Or something like that.
Easiest diet with the best results and its really good for you.

>>9479744
Heroinchic as fuck

>>9479749
That's literally a binge eating disorder in diet form.

>>9479744
Can poorfags substitute with mdma?

>>9479711
Eat 500 cals below maintanence.

>>9479759
And that turns out to be the healthiest way to live.
Humans evolved as binge eating hunter gatherers .
We we not meant to graze.
Watch the BBC documentary.

>>9479767
>comparing coke and mdma
The fuck dude, you retarded?

>>9479767
wtf lol. crack is what you're looking for

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just drink plenty of this and you're good

>>9480086
Worked for me! Way better than the regular calorie infested and fat having water.

Smoke cigs, drink diet soda, chew sugar free gum, eat low cal shit like fruit

>>9479777
trips do not lie