i hate haircut threads. i would kill my entire family with my

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i hate haircut threads. i would kill my entire family with my bare hands and impale myself upon a satanic altar if i could come back as a demonic ghost that murders every person who has ever made or replied to a haircut thread. if you are such a person you are the cancer that has killed /fa/. with every breath you draw and every post you make, a thread that is actually on topic gets knocked off the 10th page.

the worst part is the vast majority of these people aren't even board regulars. they are insipid brain dead morons who were too idiotic, lazy, or downright inept to simply google haircut advice. no, instead they had to click on the one board on 4chan that is almost tangibly related to their question, and make a thread. a pox upon the board, an unsightly blemish, a cancerous sore stuck to the front page. a black hole from which no intelligent discussion can either enter or escape. a post upon a board these people have never lurked nor visited, one that if done upon their home board i am sure would cause great upset.

and then they leave, just like that, without having ever given a thought to the collective damage their ilk has caused this community. thousands of them over the years. a million boots, trampling all over this delicate low traffic garden. crushing underneath them any attempt at cultivating quality discussion or interaction.

there are others too, but none so vile as the haircut advice posters. i truly believe that if there is any sense of justice in this world, then in the great beyond a fate exists for them worse than hell itself. for hell would be too good for these people.