Your gayest effay moment?

>>8527902
I let chloe friends dad s my d so I could buy h&m n he keeps emailing me

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I get approached by a homosexual man at least once a week. That's pretty gay, right..?

>>8527917
?? explain

>>8527938

He had a paid for Sexual encounter with a father of a friend and is now getting more unwanted calls.

>>8527938

I have no idea I think he's retarded

>>8527931
That is indeed pretty fuckin' gay if you're a guy.

>>8527938
Chloe fiends dad keeps send n me emails asking me 2 suck my dick n he said he would pay to to s my d n I can buy h+m with it

>>8527962
damn chole fiend

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hot bitch was walking near me and 2 of my friends, they both said she was hot as fuck, nice ass, etc, y reply :Wearing boots in summer?? whats her problem?

Happend a few years ago, still get teased from it sometimes

>>8527902
i got clowned in my high school french class because i knew what loub's were

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>Go to new barber
>Barber asks what I want done
>Show him picture of how I usually get my haircut
>"..Oh so you want the meterosexual look"

That and like 10 guys asking for my number and 0 girls.

>They're just i-intimidated right?

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>designer shoes

>>8528116
because boots can be suede and suede is better than leather and canvas

>>8527902
I when girls get btfo with fashion knowledge. Almost all rely on the stereotype that they know more than the average guy, and almost all use the you must be gay stereotype as damage control.

>>8527902
>be me
>16
>just started lurking /fa
>decide to start buying some stuff
>tfw no money
>doing whatever it takes to get clothes
>decide to go do "pleasure "
>I go under a bridge
>see bum
>i tell him ill suck him off for the begging money hes made
>i begin
>while im doing it i decide to look at bum's face
>i couldnt believe my eyes
>bum is Justin Bieber
>i finish sucking him off, im still stunned
>he gives me the money
>i say that i can never repay him
>"Never say never"
>he throws an egg at me
>i put it in my pocket
>He flys off

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>>8528304
then a spooky skeleton jumped out

>>8528143
it's expected for the guy to ask the girl out, they're not just gonna thirst so hard that they need your number.

p.s. you're the girl if the guys keep asking you out

I pretty much redid my exgfs wardrobe on her command and she would always brag to her parents and the mom was cool with it but the dad gave me demeaning looks

itt humble bragging

could you be anymore pathetic

Sat on the couch at a house party talking to qtpis about industry conflicts, designers, labels, and publications etc. While literally every other guy stood in a different room talking about sports, vidya, jobs, and general life stuff.

>>8528390
this is pretty much me. I can't find anything to talk about with guys so I have no guy friends, I'm not looking to make any friends but it's really awkward when I meet with new people or even family

lol jefferey campbell

but probably when i asked for hitler youth from my barber and he still thinks im a neo nazi

>bought rick dunks a size up because they were on sale
>tripped up the stairs at college and everyone laughed at me

i withdrew from that class and reenrolled in something else ;_;

>>8527931
i have been hit on/felt up by a lot of gay guys

this awful brag thread is your gayest moment OP

>>8527931
>>8531128

you're not getting hit on because you're effay. it's because you are giving off homo vibes with your body language and mannerisms. that's the truth. used to happen to me too.

>>8527951
For fucking H&M too. I suppose if you are gay/bi it is just really annoying, but if you are straight that's fucking hilarious.

>>8528702
lol that's so gay

>>8527917
what a good decision

>>8531852
how can i into stop having gay manerism????

>>8527902
whenever I say "omg wtf is that girl doing wearing x with y?" i feel like a faggot. and it's usually a girl because they're the only ones who actually care about fashion and put in effort.

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Am I gay or is it the trap-material kinda gay?

Pic related.

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>>8533926

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>>8533929

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I'm just going to be flat out honest. I need a chill and casual bro who can go shopping with me and also have sex with me all the time, with no strings of course. Call it what you want, I can be attracted to anyone regardless of gender, but dick is so much more tasty looking than pussy. Just a thought.

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>>8533959
Oh, and to add to my thoughts, we'd both be /fa/ too.

>>8533926
>>8533929
>>8533932
yuzuru hanyuu is hands down the cutest thing on ice. i would 100% let him sit on my face, no homo

>>8533959
>>8533968

>Grindr, jackd

nobody talks about this kind of shit out loud you imbecile. its not /fa/

>>8528143
IMO that's really fuckin' rude of the barber

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>>8527902
I get hit on by men cashiers every now and then. Typically sth like:
>That's a great looking shirt *wink*
>and
>you have really nice hair

Girls rarely compliment me like this out of the blue.

I was at a club and some random guy said I was a big guy

I was at a club once and some guy bought me a drink and told me he wasn't going to hit on me, but that he thought I was really cute.

In a way, he did hit on me but idk free drink

>7 years ago
>had long hair
>at barber's
>starts to cut my hair after I told her what I wanted
>"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Holy fuck, this destroyed a lot of my psyche.

When I swallowed his cock last night.

>>8535055
o focken show me ass

>>8527931
Any attractive guy will be hit on by gay guys occasionally. Take it as a compliment.

>>8535038
Did you stick your dick in his bum and yell 4U

>>8535044
What she a pokemon professor?

>>8528143
post your haircut

>>8528304
lol

>people talk shit about me in fashion design college because I have memory problems and am terrible with designer names
>still on the top 3 best students
>lel

But well, gayest moment...
>have college project
>must build a full-on costume using only thrift shop clothes and scrap material

>go to thrift shop, see perfect pair of shoes (high as fuck heels)
>my model and I are the same shoe size (I'm a dude with small feet) so I go behind a rack and try them on
>shop owner thinks I'm shoplifting
>silently walks to where I am and aggressively pulls rack aside
>"WHAT ARE YOU.. oh."
>giggles nervously, quickly walks away
>from this day on, whenever I go there she says she has "new stuff" for me to look at in the female shoe section
>mfw she thinks I'm a crossdresser

back in like 2013 I was the first dude in my rural, midwestern high school to wear skinny jeans. i think they were like levis 511's i got from UO

no i'm 10 years older and think jeans that skinny look gay af

>>8535371
>back in 2013
>now i'm 10 years older

have you been travelling at relativistic speeds?

When I was sixteen, my friend friend I tried on dresses at the thrift store. Mine was pink. I looked pretty good

I felt a bit awkward the first time I left the house in cropped leggings (male btw) but it's cool now and I don't even think about it

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>>8534239
>being gay is not /fa/